Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

186 Chapter 185. You draw me crooked
Flipping through the notebook at will, the handwriting inside is beautiful, and there are various illustrations and stickers as embellishments, making this diary full but not messy, it looks exquisite and cute.

As for the content... Li Zhe didn't read it carefully, it was just a girl's little thing.

Although he is also a little curious, diaries, after all, have some privacy elements in them. Rather than peeking at this person secretly, it is better to find an opportunity to read them together in front of her—if the diary can’t make people die, then What's the point?
So he directly turned to the last page of the diary, and wrote a big sentence on it, "End of spreading flowers!"

Then he closed it with peace of mind, and stuffed it back as it was.

I don't know how this girl will react when she finishes writing all of this diary.

……

The air conditioner kept sending cool air, making the temperature in the room more and more suitable. Li Zhe typed on the keyboard, and finally re-entered the state after fishing for a while, and began to write with peace of mind.

When the chapter came to an end, Lin Youyou pushed the door open and walked in, fanning her little hands while making a comfortable voice: "Wow~ so cool~"

Li Zhe didn't raise his head, and continued to finish the film: "Have you finished filming?"

"Well, it's almost late."

Lin Youyou fell on the bed with a slap, and rolled happily: "The air conditioner is still comfortable. The fan is turned on high, which makes it noisy, which affects the sound reception a bit. The wind is too small and it feels hot."

"Then should we also buy an air conditioner for the living room?"

"No, waste of money."

Lin Youyou refused without even thinking about it: "Brother, this is a rented house, why do we need to buy an air conditioner? It's so troublesome that we have to move around after the lease is cancelled."

Li Zhe looked at the wall. Many people wanted to own a house of their own in Jinghai, but in the end, very few could do it, and most of them left in a gloomy mood.

I don't know how long I will stay here.

Turning on the computer, the girl lay on the bed, her feet dangling slowly, and her loose trousers slipped down, revealing two white calves like tender lotus root.

Li Zhe originally thought that she came in to work, but obviously she didn't—although she turned down the sound of the game, the silver bell-like laughter never stopped for a moment.

"what are you doing?"

"play games."

Hearing this, Li Zhe curled his lips: "What game?"

Facing his question, Lin Youyou kept giggling like a little hen, and didn't speak until others squeezed in: "You draw me crooked."

Li Zhe stuck next to her, and the two lay on the bed together, watching the soul painters sway their art.

In his impression, games like what you draw and I guess, and what you play I guess, have been around for a long time from online to offline. With the advancement of the times, the game mode has been iteratively updated.

For example, the current relay mode.

Li Zhe used to play directly on the webpage. He randomly entered a room, and then drew alone, and the rest of them guessed together. The thesaurus is usually updated every ten thousand years. If you meet a big guy, you can't help but sigh how human evolution didn't bring you.

It turned out that the boss is a hook.

……

Xiaoyou’s game seems to be more interesting. It belongs to Solitaire Guessing Painting. Player A starts to draw after getting the word, and passes it to Player B after finishing the painting. After player B sees Player A’s painting, he not only has to act like a regular You guess the same as I guess the answer, and you have to draw a new one and pass it to player C.

After a game of solitaire, if one of them makes a mistake, I guess the whole painting will start to collapse, and the crookedness will gradually become outrageous. This vividly interprets what is meant by "there are too many soul painters, and there are all kinds of hanging paintings."

After watching it for a while, Li Zhe also found it very interesting, and was eager to try: "I want to play too."

Lin Youyou glanced at him sideways: "Have you finished writing today's update?"

"No." King Gu shook his head decisively.

The two were so close that if they turned their heads, they could breathe into each other's faces.

Couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed, Lin Youyou didn't urge him to type: "Then go download one, and I'll send you the name of the game."

Seeing this, without saying a word, Li Zhe immediately ran to hug his computer.

Then start worrying.

Although it is very intimate to squeeze on the bed with this girl, there is a problem - as Lin Youyou is a master at painting, she has an artifact like a digital board to assist in painting.

But Li Zhe didn't.

He could only drag his mouse back and forth.

The bed was soft, there was nowhere to put the mouse, and it was impossible to control it flexibly. After thinking about it, Li Zhesi directly used this girl's back as a mouse pad.

Twirling twice because of the itchy touch, Lin Youyou turned her head to stare at him, her brows also wrinkled into a dissatisfied shape - it's a pity that this dog man ignored everything.

He is also immersed in the joy of 'Girlfriend Brand Mouse Pad' and cannot extricate himself.

Snorting angrily, the girl turned her head back, and ignored him as if she was angry, but after thinking about it left and right, she felt that she was at a loss, and finally she couldn't get angry, so she tried to kick him.

In the end, she was caught and kneaded for a long time, and her teeth itched in anger.

……

What Lin Youyou entered was the online room, where she was with a few of her girlfriends, and a few friends drawn by her girlfriends.

This game was originally a little crooked, I guess, but after Li Zhe, a heavyweight soul painter, joined, the nature of the whole game changed completely—it became "You draw yours, I guess." mine."

For example, Lin Youyou passed on a cute and fat zongzi to him, and Li Zhe understood it, and drew a "zongzi" for his next family - the kind in the grave.

While drawing, he also muttered: "Looking for the dragon and dividing the gold to see the mountain, one level of entanglement is one level of pass!..."

Although he didn't look at his screen, Lin Youyou immediately noticed something was wrong after years of understanding, but before he could speak, this guy had already submitted his painting.

His next player also managed to get what he meant, and added a pea shooter.

The fourth player had limited drawing skills, so he only drew lawns and rivers, and then successfully turned it into a chess game of the Chu River and Han Dynasty at the fifth player.

After a series of tilts, Lin Youyou looked at her question board, and then at the instigator beside her, holding her forehead and feeling a little speechless.

The result is also obvious - all forks.

……

In the new round, Lin Youyou drew a very vivid washing machine. After Li Zhe received the painting, his spirit moved, and he couldn't help swaying the artistic bacteria that he had nowhere to put.

A chicken, a washboard, sitting there doing laundry—laundry chicken, perfect.

Xiajia didn't seem to understand it, so he made a decent copy, Xiaxiajia cut corners, and didn't even make a good copy. In the end, I don't know why, and the washboard turned into a basketball.

Li Zhe: "..."

Lin Youyou: "..."

……

You draw me crookedly happily, and the time passes by very quickly while laughing and joking. When the game is over, it is almost dusk.

During this period, the postures of the two changed again and again. In the end, Li Zhe leaned against the head of the bed, while Lin Youyou pillowed in his arms. The two shared a computer to draw.

Xiaoyou, a big hand, was also deeply abused because of this. Under the influence of this man, the angle of dismantling the problem became more and more strange, and finally won No.2 in the "Most Crooked Contest".

No.1 is Li Zhe who was expelled from the game early.

And it was at the end of the game that Lin Youyou realized that the posture of the two of them was too ambiguous.

Although she would often sneak into Li Zhe's arms when she was on the sofa in the living room, but now that they are on the bed, this feeling is completely different.

The same action, but in different places, the meaning and experience are often different. In Lin Youyou's view, hugging is just a normal intimacy between lovers, but if two people hug each other on the bed, then...

Fortunately, it is still daytime... The girl bit her lip lightly, comforting herself in this way.

But... is there really a difference between day and night? ...

After thinking for a while, Lin Youyou couldn't help closing her eyes, and clinging closer to Li Zhe's arms, after feeling it for a while, she suddenly opened her eyes blushing, and hurriedly climbed out of bed: "I... …I went to cook."

The little deer fled out in a frenzy, Lin Youyou leaned against the door, twisted her little hands tangledly, and then squeezed the corner of her clothes, feeling her heart beating wildly.

If you sleep with it in your arms... it does seem to be very comfortable...

Very reassuring.

It is an indescribable peace of mind to be able to truly feel each other's existence.

But flustered again.

Brother Li is really like a small stove. Even in an air-conditioned room, she can still feel the temperature radiating from his body, mixed with the breath of male hormones, which makes her feel a sense of crisis that she will be eaten at any time.

Glancing at the second bedroom at the end of the corridor, Lin Youyou took a deep breath, calmed down slightly, put on an apron and locked herself in the kitchen.

……

master bedroom.

Sliding down little by little, Li Zhe lay on the bed, always feeling that he could smell a faint fragrance on the quilt.

It smells as good as Xiaoyou's.

He was very resistant to pajamas and pajamas before, but now he likes them more and more.Because the couple's pajamas that Lin Youyou bought are very thin, they are cool and breathable in summer, and they are slippery and comfortable.

And just now, he found that the pajamas are not only thin, but also very soft.

It's the kind of softness that people can't hold back.

Rolling over and over again on the bed, lamenting how big and soft the bed is, and wondering when I will be able to move back—even if it is a [-]-point line!

Although he can usually hold that girl in his arms anytime and anywhere, it is different when standing up and lying down, during the day and at night, and even more different when sleeping and awake. .

If possible, even if there is a very strict [-]-point line, even if he can only sleep holding his little hand, he will be satisfied.

What?Ambition will expand?
Impossible, I, Mr. Li, have been farmers for three generations, and I am very honest.

Speaking of honesty, Li Zhe took out his phone and looked through it, and couldn't help thinking of "the new honest man Chen Ergou".

This guy seems to have changed his temper recently, as if he used the moonlight box to go back a few years ago, and became the Chen Quan who sang success again.

In addition, the circle of friends has also changed its appearance. Every day, it is either cats or dogs, and even started to learn how to cook, trying to hurt myself with all kinds of dark dishes.

Other people's "Moments eat first" are all sharing delicious food, and his is simply poisoning in the open.

However, what puzzled Li Zhe the most was that the girl who unilaterally blocked him before, didn't know if it was because she was bored or something, secretly released a blacklist for him to monitor, and then locked him back again .

After going back and forth like this several times, the two of them started chatting again inexplicably...

In fact, it was an operation he couldn't understand.

But Li Zhe's intuition told him that "the honest man" Ergou was dishonest.

……

Lying on the bed for a while, Li Zhe got up and reorganized the details. Today, he touched fish all afternoon, and he couldn't escape at night, so he straightened out his thoughts in advance, so as to save Calvin when the time comes.

"Jingle Bell……"

Not long after the plot started, the phone rang again. Li Zhe pressed the hands-free answer, put it aside and continued to talk about the details: "Hello?"

"Crooked, son, what are you doing?"

On the other end of the phone was the voice of the breakfast bishop. Li Zhe looked at the time and wondered what she was calling at this hour: "It's work."

"Huh? It's already this o'clock and you haven't got off work yet?"

"……work overtime."

"Then do you get overtime pay for working overtime?"

"...Yes." Li Zhe scratched his head and picked up his phone: "No, Mom, what's the matter with you, just tell me directly."

"I can't call you if I'm fine? Huh? You have called me 360 ​​days a year, have you taken the initiative to call me?"

Li Zhe was speechless, put down the work in hand and was disciplined at ease.

However, Han Mei seems to be in a good mood today, she didn't chatter like before, but quickly got to the point: "Your dad and I came to Jinghai today."

Li Zhe's heart skipped a beat, feeling something was wrong: "When did you guys come?"

"At noon, come over to play, I was thinking of calling you to have dinner with Xiaoyou."

"... Tomorrow."

"It's okay, what time do you get off work? Is Xiaoyou at home? Let's come over first."

"...??? Oh no..."

Li Zhe was taken aback for a moment. Just as he was about to speak, he heard the very obvious sound of opening and closing the door, as well as the voice of the second elder saying hello to Lin Youyou——

It all came from outside the door and through the handset of the mobile phone.

"Huh? Hello, uncle and aunt!"

"Hey, Xiaoyou, are you... cooking?"

"Ah, yes, I'm cooking dinner." Lin Youyou wiped her hands on the apron, and Li Zhe could vaguely hear the sound of the kitchen door moving: "Have uncles and aunts eaten? How about I cook more."

"Hey, that's a shame, let me help you."

"It's okay, it's okay..."

"You've already started cooking dinner, so Li Zhe..."

"Oh, Brother Li, Brother Li is in the room!"

beep...

Li Zhe hung up the phone, and was actually silent.

　Thank you [Ming San] for the 5000 coins! ~[Xuanling_Observer]’s 500 coins~Bosses are grand~
　　Thank you for your monthly tickets~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)