Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

Chapter 166 165. Learning from Barbarians to Control Barbarians

After hanging the clothes to hang up, Li Zhe cleaned up his smoky book friend group.

Then it was quickly swallowed up by a crowd of "sure winners".

Unable to suppress these monsters, Li Zhe sighed, forked off the group chat interface, and even retreated from the backstage of Penguin. Walking in front of you, there will be a series of self-made sand sculpture emoji packs by book friends.

As for the original materials of these emoticons, they all came from the candid shots of Mr. Zhang. Thinking of this, Li Zhe couldn't help cursing.

Naturally, they were not scolding Zhang Bingwen, but Chen Quan.

If Chen Ergou hadn't suggested him to go to the amusement park, then he wouldn't have brought Lin Youyou there to play, and if he didn't bring Xiaoyou there to play, he wouldn't have been on a merry-go-round, let alone run into Zhang Bingwen, so naturally he wouldn't have There are those photos, as well as the overwhelming sand sculpture emoticons later.

So, it's all thanks to Chen Ergou!
When he thought that Chen Ergou hadn't replied to his message for so long, he became even angrier, and sent a questioning question: "Second brother, what are you up to?"

Chen Quan: "I'm spending Children's Day with my sister."

Chen Quan: "Photo.jpg"

Li Zhe: "..."

Li Zhe: "I thought about that dog thing you mentioned last time."

Chen Quan: "Oh, that, it's okay, you don't need to have a headache, I've already taken care of it."

Li Zhe: "...you found someone?"

Chen Quan was typing for a while, and finally sent a long voice note:

"That's not true. You don't have to worry about finding someone else to raise it with you. The younger sister didn't make it clear at the time. I thought she was going to put the dog in my house. It turned out that the puppy in her family was just born, and she said it was in her house first. Raise her there for two months and then give me...two months, so why worry about it, I will definitely have already taken it for her by then.

So you don't have to discuss it with your younger siblings. Since she doesn't like dogs, I'll be very sorry if this incident ruins your relationship. "

"..."

After crossing the chat box, Li Zhe was speechless for a while. This guy is messing around every day. I'm afraid that he will be used as a hatchet in the street one day.

……

"Brother Li, let's eat."

Lin Youyou was wearing an apron and was serving dishes to the restaurant. Li Zhe sniffed his nose, and after a long distance, he began to guess the menu for tonight: "Hmm... potato shreds, fish-flavored pork shreds."

"Yes."

The tableware was placed, and two glasses of water arrived. Chef Yu commanded: "Don't smell the dog's nose, there is still a steamed egg in the pot, go and take it out, be careful!"

Before the words fell, there was a scream in the kitchen.

Immediately afterwards, there was a piercing sound in the dining room - it was the sound of Lin Youyou standing up suddenly, and the chair sliding suddenly on the floor.

"What's wrong? Was it burned?"

"Um……"

"Then hurry up and rinse with cold water!"

Hurriedly rushing over, Xiao Nizi frowned and scolded him: "Are you a pig? How can you carry it with bare hands? Where did you get burned?"

"Here, give me a whirl."

Grabbing his hand and looking over and over again, Lin Youyou didn't see any obvious red marks, and then looked at the steamed eggs, and the lid of the pot hasn't even been opened yet.

"fraud!"

Glaring at Li Zhe angrily, Lin Youyou opened her mouth and bit his finger. Regardless of the scream of baring her teeth, she turned around and went out: "Hurry up and bring it out for dinner!"

"hiss……"

Taking a breath, Li Zhe looked at the fresh tooth marks on his index finger. He wanted to relive the happiness during the day, but he was bitten firmly.

And there is no compensation at all after biting this time, it seems that I am really a little angry.

I took the bowl of steamed eggs out, and as expected, I received a lesson from Chef Yu: "Don't make such jokes next time, it's not fun at all...very childish! Children are not as childish as you when they are eye-catching .”

"Okay, okay, you are the head of the family and you have the final say."

"Humph."

Serving him a bowl of rice, Lin Youyou glanced at it: "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt." Being stared at by her motionless, Li Zhe paused: "It's a little bit."

"Stretch out your hand."

Li Zhe reached out obediently, and got a kiss as he wished.

"Okay, hurry up and eat!"

Knocking on the chopsticks, Lin Youyou's small face softened: "Please tell me directly if you have any thoughts in the future, and don't hide such clumsy thoughts like a child."

"Okay, then I want to watch a movie for a while, let's watch it together when you wash up deliciously."

Lin Youyou raised her eyes to look at him, her pretty face that had just calmed down became serious again: "We just watched a movie not long ago."

After finishing the words, she added: "And there are two shows, at home and in the cinema."

"Yes, but it's a new month now. You promised me before that we can watch a movie at home together a month." Li Zhe ate his food, looking forward to it.

Similarly looking forward to June, Xiaoyou may be looking forward to Children's Day, but he is simply looking forward to this brand new January.

"I promised you that's right..."

Lin Youyou pondered, thinking about how to dissuade and delay this agreement: "But isn't the frequency of watching movies too high? It's too late... You used up the opportunity today, and you won't watch any movies for a whole month... It's better to move it backwards, such as the middle of the month, the end of the month..."

As long as you keep procrastinating, maybe ten days and a half months later, this man will forget about it.

When I think about it next month, sorry, missed opportunities will not stack up.

Lin Youyou was making wishful thinking, but Li Zhe took the computer directly: "It's okay, I just want to use it up early, and I can't wait for a day."

Young Master Li's idea is very simple, firstly have a good time, as for the remaining [-] days... Xiaoyou is soft-tempered, soft-tempered, and can always grind out a few more opportunities.

One sentence killed the game, Lin Youyou tried to persuade a few more words, but it seemed very weak, this dog man killed him, he wanted to use up the only share of the entire month on the first day of the month, and even started Turned up the film library on the phone.

"Whatever you want! Let me tell you first, I don't watch horror movies."

Angrily took a bite of the pork belly, and while Li Zhe was looking for a movie, she was also thinking about countermeasures for a while, such as insisting on turning on the light, changing into thicker pajamas, or wearing a pair of fluffy little sock……

Thinking about eating, thinking about washing dishes, thinking about taking a nap after a meal, and thinking about it when Li Zhe urged her to take a shower, she was still thinking about it.

The water was rushing, and Lin Youyou was wiping body wash on her legs. She suddenly remembered Li Zhe's stiff and astonished look when she was on the Ferris wheel today, and her eyes lit up.

The so-called offense is the best defense. Learn from the barbarians to control the barbarians. The enemy can go to me or go to the enemy. Follow the enemy's path and let the enemy have nowhere to go...

Things don't seem to be that difficult, as long as... she did all the things this dog man wanted to do in advance.

(End of this chapter)