Celestial Master Cultivation Diary

161 Chapter 160. I'm going to kill you

Both of them stopped moving, Li Zhe was stunned, and he couldn't help himself: "What do you want to do?"

Lin Youyou pursed her lips tightly, her face flushed red. She originally wanted to try it out, feeding water in the shy way she saw on TV last night, but suddenly felt a little strange.

After all, although this small corner is quite secluded, there will still be a couple of tourists passing by from time to time. There is a large crowd, and it is always a bit embarrassing to be seen making out.

But now the atmosphere is also very awkward.

The two looked at each other silently for a while, and after a while, she lifted up the bottle of water and said, "You...do you want some water?"

"I'm not thirsty."

"But your mouth is peeling."

Li Zhe didn't make a sound, just looked at her quietly, locking her eyes firmly.

She raised her eyebrows uneasily, Lin Youyou looked around, but there was no one around at this moment: "Then close your eyes."

Hearing this, Li Zhe immediately closed his eyes contentedly, and not long after, he felt something sticking to his lips.

Cool, smooth, moist... and a little oily.

Sensing something was wrong, Li Zhe opened his eyes, and immediately saw a delicate little face standing in front of him, concentrating on applying lip balm to himself.

Shrinking his head back, Young Master Li subconsciously pursed his lips, a little dissatisfied: "I don't want to paint this stuff."

"This is my lip balm."

"I feel like I haven't painted it here, please give me another two strokes."

"..."

Smiling and putting on Li Zhe, Lin Youyou finally leaned up to kiss him, then grabbed her cute little bag, and flew out like a butterfly: "Let's go play with bumper cars!"

"Bumper cars?"

Li Zhe took a look at the guide map, and made a little identification of the direction: "It's ok, let's talk... just now, it's the first time in my life that I jumped off a building, how do you feel?"

Xiao Nizi snorted, and now her legs are no longer weak, her face is no longer pale, and she has the confidence to speak: "That's all!"

"In that case, let's stop playing bumper cars, and I'll take you to try the roller coaster."

"do not want!"

Lin Youyou refused without even thinking about it. She was very straightforward. By the way, she took a look at the guide map, and then looked at the direction of travel.

But she still can't read the map.

So angry.

"Why not? Isn't it just that?" Li Zhe supported her and walked forward: "Speaking of which, I have a friend who told me that when girls say no, they actually want it, so you actually want to ride the roller coaster ?”

Lin Youyou curled her lips helplessly when she heard the words: "Please don't make friends with crooked friends all day long, or you will be led astray."

"How can this be called a fox friend, dog brother... Well, everyone has obtained a certificate with their wife."

Hearing this, Lin Youyou said again: "Then can you learn something from others?"

"Learn something good?"

Looking sideways at her, Li Zhe had a weird look on his face. He looked back and pondered for a while, then turned to look at her again: "What's good?... Do you want to get a certificate too? We can get it now, go Don't go? Just treat it as a Children's Day gift."

"Good idea, you haven't done anything yet."

Lin Youyou snorted, and suddenly felt that this matter was a bit strange, obviously obtaining a certificate is the most effective thing, it is justified and legally guaranteed.

But if there is no marriage proposal or wedding, just these two people go directly to get the certificate, there will always be a sense of sneaking elopement.

The more she thought about it, the weirder she became, Xiao Nizi quickly moved the topic away, and returned to the fuselage that jumped off the building: "Where's the video you just shot? Show me."

Li Zhe took out his pocket camera and searched for the video he took when he was playing with the jumping machine: "Do you really want to watch it? I'm afraid you will delete it on the spot..."

"No way." Lin Youyou glanced at the video, then raised her head to look at the road ahead, her face full of vigilance: "Is this the way to bumper cars?"

"Yes, see for yourself." Li Zhe pointed to the guide map in his hand: "Go up north, down south, left west, right east, the bumper cars are here, this is the west, we are going west now."

Lin Youyou glanced at him, her voice was emotionless: "I can't tell the difference between south, east and north."

"Then look at the map, this roller coaster is also on the west side, we just need to follow the elevated direction, and we can find the bumper cars."

The vigilance on Xiaoyou's face didn't subside, but became more intense. It always felt that something was wrong, but it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it, because the bumper car was indeed on the left side of the map, and the roller coaster was set there. nearby.

Damn park designer!

Looking down at the video he just took, the jumping machine hadn't started yet, and although he was a little nervous sitting there, at least he seemed relatively calm.

Li Zhe on the side also brought his head closer, and squeezed close to her: "How is it? Actually, it's not that scary, does it feel like your fear of heights will be cured all at once?"

Pushing his head away, Lin Youyou didn't speak harshly this time, she just talked about her own experience silently: "It's still scary when you go up, but it's normal when you come down, it's over in a while... I don't understand anything fun."

"It's exciting."

She curled her lips, the word 'stimulation' was not fun for Lin Youyou, but more like punishment. She couldn't get any pleasure from this adrenaline-fueled activity, she just felt it was extremely tormented.

"Why don't you call?"

"what?"

Pointing at Li Zhe who was calm and calm in the video, Lin Youyou was puzzled: "Why don't you scream with me? You make me look like a weak chicken."

Although she was originally a little weak chicken, but under this stark contrast, she appeared even weaker.

The picture is clearly divided, one side is Mo De's emotional facial paralysis, and the other side is the screaming self, Lin Youyou becomes more and more unconvinced the more he looks at it: "Aren't you afraid at all?"

"Don't be afraid, you can still see the scenery from above, it's pretty good."

"..."

Lin Youyou was powerless to complain and didn't want to talk to him.

The two walked along the guide map for a while, and the screams of the roller coaster were right in front of them. Just as Li Zhe was about to speak, Lin Youyou immediately covered his mouth: "Shut up! Don't sit down!"

"No...I want to say, should we ride in the same bumper car?"

"Why squeeze the same car?"

"Because..." Li Zhe pointed to the tourists who were playing inside: "Look, they all drive a car with their children."

Lin Youyou glanced at it, there were many parent-child stalls inside, and they were driving around with their own children: "No, I'm not a child, I want to drive one by myself."

"It's okay, you drive, I'm a kid, I can just take the co-pilot."

Li Zhe is not interested in playing with bumper cars, but he thinks that the seat is small, and it should be comfortable for two people to squeeze together.

I don't know if he saw through his plan, but Lin Youyou refused again: "That's not okay, we will drive a car alone, you are already a big friend, don't cling to me all day long."

"Why? I just want to cling to you."

"Because I'm going to kill you today."

(End of this chapter)