Reborn next door twins first grow up

Chapter 48
"If you can drink, sister Ni, are you willing to go?"

"It's just thinking about it." Ni Xiaoyu bowed her head on the table, "But since the elementary school brother sincerely invited me, I'll go there. Your teacher must not be able to find anyone."

"I don't understand, why do you let students fill in the heads?" Li Zhaohui rubbed his temples. Being entangled in trivial matters in college felt both free and uncomfortable, and he hated this feeling.

"In order to fill that banquet hall and take press photos, it looks dignified."

Wang Xueai is from the School of Journalism and is familiar with this set of meaningless forms.

"The reason is the same as some boring lecture meetings in the lecture hall, just using students as human background boards."

In fact, this dinner party does not require students to do anything, but it is inevitable during the period. It is not an interesting experience for students to lower their bodies and flatter and fake smiles in front of a group of polite teachers.

"I was a publicity officer in the student union, and I took pictures of this kind of lecture meeting. The senior sister who took me at the time specifically told me to take pictures of the auditorium within 10 minutes after the opening."

"Ah, would there be such a request?" Ni Xiaoyu asked.

Lu Man explained at this time: "Because of this boring behavior of being a spectator, everyone's patience lasted for about 10 minutes. After 10 minutes, the audience should bow their heads to read books or play with mobile phones."

"Lu Man is right. It seems that he has a deep understanding in high school. Because after 10 minutes to shoot the auditorium, basically people who look up will not be photographed, and the rest of the time is just talking nonsense and playing nonsense. But who cares, at the end there is a report and a few reasonable photos, and the leaders are elated."

"Helpful conferences, interesting lectures, a great resource at the university."

Wang Xueai taught Lu Man and other younger team members the experience and feelings of those who have experienced it.

"But if it is forced to be 'voluntarily' as an audience, it is a waste of time, and it does not improve ourselves, so we simply refuse. We worked hard to go to college, not to be one of the hundreds of heads in other people's photos, nor In order to be a wall tile for an insignificant background wall."

Ni Xiaoyu clasped her hands behind her head: "I was also stupid in my freshman year. I went as soon as I was asked by the squad leader and secretary. I didn't know what I was doing all day long. Then I figured it out. I said I wanted to play football and practice for the school. Competition, you want to delay my training time, the school will not earn sports honors, you can figure it out."

As soon as the words came to this point, everyone's thoughts were very clear. The dinner party was depressing and boring. They didn't have the drinks they like, so it's better for them to go out and drink by themselves.

Under normal circumstances, everyone might have given up on this dinner party, but Lu Man keenly grasped the key concerns of Ni Xiaoyu and some team members.

"Senior Ni, since the dinner party is boring, and there are only juice drinks. Then, what if..."

"How about we drink and chat by ourselves at the banquet?"

"What?" Ni Xiaoyu turned her ear, and she suspected that she had heard it wrong, "What are you thinking? Under the noses of the leaders and teachers, chatting is fine, and drinking?"

"Well, think of a way to get the best of both worlds."

Lu Man touched his chin and thought: "We must drink alcohol, but we must not be discovered by the school leaders and teachers."

Ni Xiaoyu didn't hold any hope: "Student, I suggest you learn magic. Maybe the trick of turning water into wine can realize your bold idea."

Ni Xiaoyu doesn't believe it, Junior Brother Ren, no matter how clever your brain circuit is, you can still pour wine out of a drink bottle out of thin air?

Lu Man had thoughts in his mind, and after a while, he came to his mind.

"I seem to have seen a scene in "Yes, Minister."

In this British political satire, which claims to be half of the British drama ruling the world, the protagonist Jim Hack went to a desert country for a visit. Because the local Sharia law prohibits drinking alcohol, the protagonist is not happy with alcohol, so there was a wave at the banquet. The act of "tactfully" hiding wine.

Even when this episode was aired in the UK, the audience scolded it for being too divorced from reality and illogical.But the screenwriter shouted innocently. In this episode, they adapted it based on the real deeds of some high-ranking British officials.When they are scolded that the fabricated plot is outrageous, they don't know that the reality is often even more outrageous.

Isn't the current situation worth emulating?

Lu Manfa asked: "I remember passing by that hotel, it seems to be very close to the administrative building of the leaders?"

"It's very close. There is a short corridor leading directly to the administrative building." Wang Xueai didn't understand why he suddenly cared about this.

"Is there a student duty room?"

"there must be."

"Could you please contact your familiar classmates, such as those from the Law School of the School of Journalism, who happened to be on duty there."

"We bought the wine in advance, asked them to pack the wine in a book and hide it, and secretly brought it to the duty room."

The team's dejected Jiu Mengzi suddenly cheered up collectively, and all of them had incredible expressions on their faces, and they all looked at Lu Man in unison.

Wang Xueai said in shock: "Lu Man, this is too nonsense!"

Ni Xiaoyu said in shock: "Student, this is too genius!"

After finishing speaking, the two senior sisters looked at each other, both of them were speechless.

"Why don't you have a debate in the women's football team first..." Li Zhaohui jokingly challenged them as he watched the excitement.

"No need, I won't be the captain of the women's football team in my senior year next semester. I'm a semi-retired person." Wang Xueai ignored his fanning the flames and accepted to let them make trouble.

Ni Xiaoyu's eyes suddenly glowed green: "The leading teachers at the dinner party, there are five people and six people, with a drink cup in their hand, they look like some upper class."

"Let's find an opportunity to come out with a glass, go to the duty room to change the drink into wine, and then return to the banquet hall!"

Ni Xiaoyu stretched out her thumbs with both hands excitedly: "Lu Man, great job! What a brain! Sister appreciates you so much!"

Hearing her sudden speech, several members of Jiumengzi also resonated.

"It's great! Don't shoot a gun, drink quietly, how interesting!"

"Okay, I'm motivated. Going to a restaurant for a drink is not as exciting as drinking a few dozen meters away from the principal's office!"

"That... I have a small request." Lu Man raised his hand, "Seniors, can you invite a few more people, it is best to have seniors from all colleges present, I want to take advantage of this opportunity to communicate with everyone, I also have a lot of questions that I would like to ask the teachers and seniors.”

"no problem!"

The members of the team are in high spirits, with such a joyful event, how could they refuse such a small request from him, the instigator.

"Lu Man, you still have some time to get your college entrance examination results, right?"

They made up their own brains, and it was Lu Man who wanted to know about the departments and majors who volunteered to fill in the information.

"Let's call a few more juniors, they have a lot of experience, they can speak clearly and logically, and they are sure to come when there is a drink."

"Besides, drinking it in front of the leading teacher!"

The originally boring dinner party suddenly became exciting.

They are college students, young people in their 20s. The spirit of rebellion and resistance to authority is deeply rooted in their bones, and they have been suppressed by dogma, forms, and rules.

When I was in high school, I couldn’t help myself, and when I went to college, I still listened to others, and did meaningless things to embellish other people’s face. Is this still a college?

Occasionally make some outrageous ideas, and have fun walking a tightrope under the noses of those self-respecting leading teachers. This is a bit like real college life!

Take Ni Xiaoyu as an example, the green light in her eyes is as green as a beer bottle, she is not aggressive, but full of desire for food-grade ethanol.

It's like a wolf lurking in the dark, and after taking a closer look, oh, it's a not-so-smart Erha.

"Sister Ni, I would also like to borrow the electronic version of your one-inch photo..."

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(End of this chapter)