Journey to the West: At the beginning, Guanyin chooses three stone monkeys

Chapter 37

drop!
"Successful anti-routine, get: Jindan × 5."

Guanyin's anger was ignited again, and he cursed in his heart, "Poolhou, what a Poomon."

but…

Guanyin thought of her identity, and really didn't want to bother with a little monkey. She had some things to do when she joined the monkey group.

Juan Xiaolian looked at Guanyin, and felt pretty good in his heart, let you meddle in your own business and catch me?
See if I don't splash your face!
So, Juan Xiaolian picked up the stone again and threw it towards the water in front of Guanyin.

"Plop...Puff..."

This operation made Guanyin angry.

Avalokitesvara really wanted to lift his head and let him widen his eyes to see who he was.

I am a magnificent Avalokitesvara, you dare to throw stones and splash my water?
drop!
"Successful anti-routine, get: Jindan × 10."

I don't know if Guanyin is angry or not, but I don't know, anyway, I am very happy.

Originally, he was curious about what Avalokitesvara came to do, so he got a clone to join the monkey group, and wanted to stare at Avalokitesvara.

Who would have thought!
This is so cute!

It seems to have opened a road to wealth.

To put it bluntly, Guanyin deserves to be Guanyin. Even if Ju Xiaolian bullied her like this at the moment, she ignored him, got up directly, and walked under the big tree in the distance.

After all, Guanyin is also a person with capacity.

Hey!
What Guanyin means is, I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'm not by the water anymore, okay?
So!

Will this work?

Of course it doesn't work.

Roll Xiaolian finally caught the opportunity to pluck the wool, how could she let her go?

So ever.

Roll Xiaolian began to pick up some small stones and threw them directly at Guanyin's body.

The strength is not great.

It's just annoying.

Simply put:

It is not very harmful and extremely insulting.

bang bang bang bang

drop!
"Successful anti-routine, get: Jindan × 5."

"Successful anti-routine, get: Jindan × 5."

"Obtained: Gold Core × 5."

"Golden pill x 5."

It never occurred to Juan Xiaolian that throwing a small stone could lead to the pinnacle of life.

How exciting!

Bang!
"Successful anti-routine, get: Jindan × 500."

Curtain:? ? ?

a time.

Juan Xiaolian's eyes widened, feeling a little dazed.

Why the sudden attack?

After a closer look, I realized that I had thrown it too hastily just now, and picked up a bowl-sized stone, which hit Guanyin on the back of the head.

Wrong sister.

Seeing Guanyin's hatred for eating monkeys, Juan Xiaolian showed a bit of embarrassment, and hurriedly explained:
"that…"

"I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?"

"I actually want to be your friend."

Say it!

Clay figurines also have three points of fire.

Juan Xiaolian kept provoking repeatedly, Guanyin couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the bowl-sized stone just now, and threw it directly at Juan Xiaolian's leg.

Bang!
After smashing.

Guanyin got up and left without even looking at the scroll curtain.

From Guanyin's point of view, if she hit the stone, the monkey would have been limping for at least a few months, after all, it had been injured for a hundred days.

But she didn't know.

Juan Xiaolian is the void body of the river god, it can't deal damage, and it won't take damage.

Although the stone hit his leg, Juan Xiaolian didn't even hurt him, even if Guanyin hit his leg with the jade purification bottle, he wouldn't feel any pain.

Seeing Avalokitesvara left, Ju Xiaolian didn't catch up, let her go for now, and catch her to pluck her wool tomorrow.

This is not.

the next day.

Guanyin just found a place to sit down.

Bang!
It was suddenly hit by a small stone again.

As a quasi-sage.

Guanyin said, I just want to be an ordinary little monkey, why is it so difficult?

this monkey...

Why is this monkey so cheap?
"Hey! Little female monkey..."

"We met again. When you left yesterday, that big rock almost broke my leg."

"It made me hurt all night last night."

At this moment, Juan Xiaolian leaned over, put his arms around Guanyin's shoulders, and said with a smile.

Guanyin: ...

"As a Bodhisattva, he must be tolerant, patient and tolerant."

That's right!

This is what Guanyin persuaded himself in his heart, so that he would not be as knowledgeable as this monkey.

After all, she is the most merciful and compassionate Avalokitesvara, so she can't just slap this little monkey to death just because she hits her a few times with a stone, right?
Fortunately, Guanyin didn't bother to talk to him anymore.

Seeing that Avalokitesvara ignored him, Juan Xiaolian said again:

"Little female monkey, I guess...is she a mute?"

"Oh, by the way, do you have a name? My name is Monkey Sailei!"

Guanyin: My name is... Get away.

The anger that Guanyin had just suppressed started to burn again, and she really couldn't figure it out.

this monkey...

Why is he splashing like that?

Near the Water Curtain Cave, there are tens of thousands of female monkeys. Even if you are in heat, can't you change to another monkey?

never mind!

Anyway, when the Demon King of Hunshi came tomorrow, he said a few words in front of Lingming Stone Monkey and left.

Actually!
Avalokitesvara joins the group of monkeys, and it's not a big deal, just to make up a knife at a critical moment and tell Lingming Stone Monkey to go to the Dragon Palace to grab the treasure.

And the purpose of bringing out the Demon King of Confusion is to let the Lingming Stone Monkey see that the other demon kings are all holding magic weapons, wearing armor, and majestic...

It's no big deal to ensure that the Lingming stone monkey goes to the Dragon Palace to get the treasure, and it can go smoothly.

Roll Xiaolian: Why didn't you say it earlier, you said it earlier...

however.

Now Juan Xiaolian doesn't care what Guanyin is here for, he just wants to smash Guanyin. In order to smash Guanyin confidently, Juan Xiaolian said:
"It seems that you can't speak, and you must have no name. Let me think about it... I will give you a name, and you will be called Doudou!"

Finish talking.

Juan Xiaolian stretched out his hand and let out a "ha", and slapped Guanyin on the head.

Eat sleep play Peas.

drop!
"Successful anti-routine, get: Jindan × 500."

Juan Xiaolian listened to the system's rewards, and was also in a very happy mood, before another brain crash hit Guanyin's head.

drop!
"Successful anti-routine, get: Jindan × 500."

Sitting there, Guanyin silently recited the Meditation Sutra several times in her heart, and finally couldn't help it anymore.

She couldn't figure it out.

How could there be such a cheap monkey in this world?

Ignoring you once or twice, ignoring you for a day or two, you really want to go to heaven!
"Splash Monkey!"

As Guanyin was speaking, she was about to kill the small curtain with one palm, but when she thought about it...

I am waiting for the Demon King of Confusion to come tomorrow.

Killing him with one palm now, isn't it exposing himself, how can I let the Lingming stone monkey go to the Dragon Palace to grab the treasure?

Thinking of this, Guanyin secretly injected a ball of mana into Juan Xiaolian's body. This ball of mana will not do much now, but it will explode at night.

So Avalokitesvara wanted him to die on the third watch, but the king of Hades dared not keep him until the fifth watch.

After punching a ball of mana into Juan Xiaolian's body, Guanyin's mood obviously improved, and he got up and left directly.

Roll Xiaolian: As promised, are you a person with a big stomach?
Avalokitesvara: The more you think about it for a while, the more you will suffer, and the more you will get angry when you take a step back.

(End of this chapter)