son-in-law

Chapter 468 The princess is also crazy
Huazhou City is not big, with a population of only tens of thousands.The mottled and ancient city wall is covered with green moss, and a few green bricks will be knocked off from time to time, making it look dilapidated.

Going north along the base of the city wall, there is a family named Su.

There are rumors in the market that the Su family was originally a wealthy family, but later due to poor management by the owner, the house collapsed.Later, the beautiful young master of this family went to the capital to behead a 60-year-old woman from a wealthy family, thus making a fortune and allowing the Su family to live a wealthy life again.If you want to say that the world is not ancient, it is the Su family.

Every time she heard such words, Miss Su Family Xiaotao would get very angry, and insisted on arguing with those bad-mouthed wives.

There are many reasons why so many people hate the Su family.There are two generations of the Su family's sins, and some are because they don't want others to live better than themselves.There is also the one who has been waiting for the Su family to go bankrupt and sell the property for a long time, but suddenly heard that the Su family has slowed down again, as if they had lost some treasure. I'm not happy.

Su Xiaotao, who has always been well-behaved, seldom quarrels with others. When her eldest brother Su Yu was at home, she never gave her a chance to quarrel.Before Su Yu was 16 years old, if he heard that someone was bullying his younger sister, he would rush out of the house with a stick and two old slaves.To catch that man was a beating.Although he was beaten up sometimes, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but the older brother would not let the younger sister touch such a serious matter.

After the age of 16, the eldest brother of the Su family seems to have grown up and is no longer so impulsive, but he will not let the younger sister be bullied.But now the elder brother is not at home, only the second elder brother Su Ji who is strong in physique but short-tempered is left.This is like removing the sealing stone with celestial power and replacing it with a urine pot to block the entrance of the hole, so naturally it will not have the effect of sealing.So demons and goblins emerged, and rumors blossomed everywhere.But when people scolded at the door, the second brother couldn't hold back his fart.No, I heard Widow Li standing next door yelling something in the street, but Su Ji didn't come out.Later, Miss Xiaotao, who came back from shopping for vegetables, heard it, and she was so angry that she scolded Widow Li.

Widow Li's family runs a herbal medicine shop, and she also has a lot of money. She led seven strong house slaves, stood on the street and howled, domineering: "Where is there a good person in your Su family? Is your uncle a traitor or an old traitor?" You're a softie. See if Su Yu looks a bit like your uncle? But if there is a hair that looks alike, I will write the character Li upside down! Your father is a short-lived ghost, and none of the three wives he married Widowhood. Including your mother, I wish your father would die quickly. On the day of the burial, he ran away with the old Wang family. I suspect that your father was poisoned by your mother. Three days before your father died, my family just sold a catty of arsenic It must have been bought by your mother's concubine, and your mother took it home and called Erlang to take medicine, and your stupid father kicked his legs! And your third uncle is a rotten bastard. Usually he pretends to be a decent person, but in fact he is the one who knocks on my door the most in the middle of the night, but he still refuses to admit it later. He stares at the hanged ghost all day long, why doesn’t God strike him to death with thunder?”

Miss Xiaotao was so angry that her cheeks were flushed, and she scolded angrily: "Widow Li, don't spout blood. Uncle lost his official position because he was falsely accused. If you don't understand officialdom, just close your eyes!"

If you want to talk about women quarreling, it's to see who can tear the face more.This widow Li has long been known as a shrew, and she curses people as soon as she opens her mouth. The more she scolds, the more vigorous she is, shaking her head while pinching her waist.Su Xiaotao is a big girl who hasn't left the court, how can she be scolded.But the girl refused to admit defeat, you came to talk and I didn't talk, but they started scolding each other.

Widow Li jumped and sang and cursed: "Your Su family's ancestors are shameless. If you can't get a good one in Huazhou, you will go to Luoyang to find a grandmother to hold your stinky feet. Oh, I am so ridiculous! Hahaha..."

"Stop talking nonsense! My sister-in-law is the princess of Chang'an..."

"In his sixties? How many teeth are left? You didn't ask your brother, what does the princess' big feet taste like?"

All of a sudden, a group of people ran out of the alley, with their hands in their hands and their teeth bared, looking lively.

At this time, a thin-faced man wearing a light blue Confucian robe and a black Confucian hat came over with a girl with a painted face.The make-up on the girl's face no longer covered her entire face as before, but the short blood-smeared eyebrows looked a little eye-catching, but she still showed a handsome face.

They looked like a father and daughter, but the middle-aged man had no beard.

The man in the Confucian robe didn't care about the quarrel between the two, but he was attracted by the words "Chang'an Princess".Then his eyes flashed, and he saw the gate of the Su family.Looking at the two quarreling again, Yuan Kun suddenly gave a bitter smile, unexpectedly finding Su Yu's family by accident.

Yuan Ying also heard the way, and watched the excitement with her adoptive father.I saw the two girls getting closer to each other, spitting at each other.The evil slave of the Li family rolled up his arms and sleeves, helping Widow Li build up her momentum.Not long after, a group of old slaves ran out from the Su family.Both men and women were five or sixty years old, and later there was an older white-haired old man who leaned on a cane and came to help Miss Su scold the widow together.

The two groups scolded more and more, and they were about to fight.Yuan Kun pinched the tip of his nose and said: "In my opinion, Su Yu is a sensible person. He is quite a gentleman. Helping his family today will benefit my son in the future."

Yuan Ying squinted his eyes slightly: "Yuan Ying grew up in Ye Wuliang, and he is a Ye Wuliang person. Two factions of feud, how can you please him?"

Yuan Kun shook his head: "My son is not a Yewuliang person. Not before, and not in the future. You have never participated in the grievances between the two factions. You were too young at that time."

Immediately, Yuan Kun glanced at the gate of the city, and with just one look, thirty Jiang Hu people ran over immediately.Yuan Kun pointed in the direction of Widow Li and said, "Don't hurt, just slap your mouth. When the Su family asked, you would say that Zhao Ying belonged. When they asked who Zhao Ying was, you would say that he was a friend of Chang'an County Ma. , passing by here to do a little favor. Oh, by the way, remember to say, it’s a baby’s baby.”

At this time, the two families were scolding fiercely, the evil slaves of Widow Li's family were young and strong, while a group of old slaves of Su's family were pushed and shoved and staggered.Suddenly a group of men in black rushed over, grabbed Widow Li and a group of evil slaves, and slapped them without saying a word.For a while, there were crisp applause and screams everywhere in the streets and alleys.To say that this gang of men in black are really good at it, no matter how much they dodge, they can't avoid their slaps. They greeted each other with a wave of greetings and slapped eight pig heads.

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In April of the lunar calendar, it is already summer.

Su Yu's outing plan was proposed in the spring, but it has not been implemented until now, just because the princess is busy and cannot spare a day.The little maids at home said that the weeds are now half the height of a person, and there is no way to go out in the green. It seems that this spring outing is not going to happen.The little maids were very disappointed and chattered in private.

"Zhang Miao, Li Xiao, you two rotten mouths, keep muttering and watch me tell you!"

"Hey, sister Xiaohuan, please let us go. We'll buy you candied haws. Hee hee."

As the weather gets hotter, the small bathroom in the west wing becomes busy.The maid on duty who was in charge of sanitation and boiling water in the small bathroom had to go to Hu Rong's room every day to inquire about it to make sure that Hu Rong had no plans to take a bath before making arrangements for other eunuchs and maids.They were whispering on the way, but they didn't realize that the south window of Xiaoxi Building was open, and Xiao Huan was lying there, but they heard it right.

"It's already summer, where are you going to buy candied haws for me?"

"Buy hawthorn slices for my sister."

"Okay, I'll forgive you. We don't have any hawthorn slices next time we meet, I'll treat you later."

Feng Yu is a girl who loves to be clean, but Dongdacang is full of dust and dust all day long, but she doesn't have a convenient place to take a bath.Thinking of this, Su Yu couldn't help feeling distressed.But if Feng Yu was directly asked to go back to the princess mansion to take a bath, it would be useless.It's better to buy a whole piece of cowhide, make it into a pouch, put it on the roof, fill it with water at night, and bake it in the scorching sun during the day, so it's just right for bathing in the evening.

But if this matter is done directly, the princess will notice Su Yu's special care for Feng Yu, which will definitely make the princess unhappy.Therefore, Su Yu came up with a plan, which came from the second plan of Ouyang Jing's "Ten Ways of a Sorcerer" "retreat and seek the next best thing".The most critical point of this method is to make a violent attack first, and want to be hundreds of feet.If it can be done, it will be a big victory.If the hostess is angered, he must quickly admit his mistake under the wrath of the hostess, and take the initiative to retreat eighty feet away.In this way, the heroine thinks she has won a big victory, so she no longer cares about men.In fact, the man has already walked twenty feet and won a small victory.If the heroine is still unwilling to let go, she can retreat another fifteen feet, and she can still win a small victory.

In the afternoon of this day, Su Yu received a letter from his family, which was written by Su Xiaotao. It told about the fight with Widow Li a few days ago, and said that Zhao Ying's people happened to pass by to help the family vent their anger.Su Yu felt dizzy for a while, and he didn't know Zhao Ying himself.He had some suspicions that Xiaotao made a typo and wrote Zhao Ying, the eldest princess, as Zhao Ying.Then he wrote back a letter to his family and talked about it.If someone from Taichang Princess really stopped by to help, Su Yu planned to visit the door to thank her.

"Master Jun, Wang Xun has gone to take a shower." Xiao Huan said lying on the second floor window of Xiaoxi Building.

"Oh, I'll go right away." Su Yu put down his pen and ran to the small bath.

While Wang Xun was taking a bath in the small bath, Su Yu stood outside and loudly announced a rule, allowing Tang Xiaofei and Feng Yu to bathe in the small bath of the Princess Palace alternately, and asked Xiao Huan to inform them.This rule was known by Wang Xun, so he told the princess.When the Princess heard this, she became very angry and said angrily: He is testing me, how can I let him succeed, let me reprimand him!

The more the princess thought about it, the more angry she became. She questioned him face to face during dinner, and then lost her temper by slapping the table and throwing the disc.Seeing that the princess was so jealous, Su Yu waved his hands: "Okay, okay, why don't you let her come back? Just get her a cowhide bag to dry in the water."

The princess gasped heavily.

Su Yu raised his eyebrows: "I just said it casually, and I haven't made any arrangements yet. Who told you that? Hand over that person and watch me beat her up!"

"Don't change the subject." The princess said angrily: "Just now you said you want to make cowhide bags to dry the water? Dongdacang has been built for a hundred years, and the master has changed dozens of maids. I have never seen a maid who is taken care of by the master like this." Tell me the truth, do you want Feng Yu to come in even in your dreams?"

"Nothing. I just think Tang Xiaofat smells bad."

"Tang Xiaofat only sends the account once a day, and it takes less than a quarter of an hour to go back and forth, and you are often away when she comes, why does it stink to you?"

"It's not good for the princess to smell bad."

"Stop coming! I don't think it stinks!"

Su Yu pretended to be annoyed: "Ling'er, although you are not a queen, I always think you have the demeanor of a mother who respects the world. You are quite tolerant, and it is by no means comparable to ordinary women. Besides, if the maid of the princess's mansion They are all stinky, and this will also affect the image of the princess's mansion, right? Well, don't be angry, I will never let Feng Yu come back."

"What about the leather pouch?"

"I have asked old Huang An to build a thin roof in Dongdacang. I told everyone that this is what the princess meant. Everyone praised the princess's benevolence and righteousness when they heard this. If it is torn down now, then my lies will be destroyed. Expose it, and everyone wants to say that the princess has a small belly. That would be too unbeautiful."

The princess was stunned and remained silent for a long time, which was regarded as acquiescing.Su Yu secretly laughed, but suddenly felt sorry for Madam and owed something.Looking at the mountains of documents on the princess's case, looking at the angry princess, I suddenly felt that she was a bit pitiful.

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and Su Yu asked with a smile: "Ling'er, have you ever tried to travel in disguise?"

This is really a new topic, the Princess' anger still persisted, but she turned her head slightly.

Tang Ling'er was born in a high school, and every time she went out, she was accompanied by bodyguards and maidservants.She has never experienced civilian life.Today, I heard from Su Yu that the two of them pretended to be ordinary couples and went to play in Beishi, and the princess's heart moved. She thought it was quite interesting.But she felt a little crazy, so she hesitated.

And from the moment she started thinking about this matter, she had already put the cowhide matter behind her, so her mood calmed down.Without waiting for her to think about anything, Su Yu told her many things that the princess would not normally see.Finally persuaded Tang Linger to go out with Su Yu to "crazy" once.

(End of this chapter)