Pirates: How many divisions does the Five Old Stars have?

Chapter 94
Alabasta.

Somewhere on the coast west of El Maru Harbor. (map)

Marjorie clapped his hands, and the shore was full of kung fu manatees that had been knocked unconscious.

Although these troublesome guys are cute, they are similar to the monkeys in Wuyi Mountain in essence, and they are very troublesome for travelers with normal brain circuits.

In comparison, Ma Qiao doesn't have Wang Lufei's interest and time to be the master of these guys.

Marjorie already has a group of penguin servants, and he really has no interest in these kung fu manatees.

Besides, Marjorie considered himself a man of principle.

He stole Wang Lufei's navigator by himself, and there is a high probability that he will also abduct his archaeologist. These lovely manatee apprentices are left to him.

Maybe Wang Lufei will invite them on board at that time.

In any case, it is not good to eat dry and wipe it clean without leaving a trace.

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The customs and customs of the Kingdom of Alabasta are similar to those of the Arabian region on earth.

Here and there are endless deserts, dotted here and there with precious oases, and the oases and riverside wetlands often give rise to thriving cities.

In addition, the men here often wear headscarves and knickerbockers.

The difference is that here women are dressed beautifully, as long as they are not afraid of the harsh sunlight, they can expose their bodies wantonly.

Of course, there is no problem in eating sheep with big ears on the street.

In fact, whether in terms of culture or belief, Alabasta is not so much like the Middle East in the 21st century as it is more like ancient Egypt in BC.

The name of the Neferutali family itself is the name of a pharaoh's wife in ancient Egypt.

The family emblem of Neferutali is the symbol of the sun god, and the protection gods of the country are jackals and falcons, which are very suitable for the Egyptians.

Macho regretted not recruiting Nasus, Renekton, and Azir.

I'm afraid these brothers are like a fish in water here.

Wouldn't it be nice for Azir to recruit a few sand soldiers to carry him away?

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However, there is no regret medicine in the world.

Now Ma Qiao can use only one means of transportation... the green-skinned toad.

Thankfully, Tahm is neither a toad nor a catfish per se, but a demon.

Therefore, his smooth skin can tightly lock in moisture, and he is not afraid of the scorching sun in the desert at all.

When such a terrifying creature suddenly emerged from the sea, it was no surprise that sisters Vivi and Nami were terrified.

Especially Nami, her childhood experience made her extremely hostile to murlocs.

The green-skinned and long-toothed, fat and ugly Tamm looks even more vicious than Aaron.

As for Weiwei, who was a little stronger in combat, her peacock chain was already stretched across her chest, ready to attack at any time.

Ma Qiao quickly introduced: "Don't be afraid, this is Kenzie Tam, a very gentle murloc with musical talent!"

In order to make Ma Qiao's words more convincing, Tamm also pulled out his long tongue very cooperatively, and played a ditty of hometown on the spot.

"Sails up, sails down~~
Sailing on dry land~~
Now you are the year when the Conqueror conquered Constantine~~
......"

Coming to Pirate World, Tam also unlocked the skill of playing the piano with his tongue and singing with his throat without a teacher.

Although she didn't understand the deep meaning of the lyrics, Weiwei was quickly moved by the song.

First of all, the style of this song really matches Alabasta, and it has the taste of hometown.

Secondly, isn't "sailing on dry land" referring to the desert sailing boats unique to the Kingdom of Alabasta?
"It's been a long time since I heard such a kind song..."

Weiwei was a little sad, she was really homesick.

Albana, the national capital, is in the east, and Juba, the desert green capital that he personally participated in establishing, is in the west.

But whether it is Albana or Yuba, for Weiwei, they are so close to each other, they are places that pass by each other.

Vivi rua rua Tam's brain door, it can be regarded as accepted this new partner.

But Nami is still hostile to this "murloc".

Ma Qiao stretched out his hand to scrape his little nose: "Nami, there are many good guys in the murlocs, for example, there is a guy named Bai Xing. I think you will become good friends in the future."

"No! Even if I become a philanthropist, I will never become friends with the murlocs!"

Nami's attitude is very firm.

Ma Qiao regrets Nami's stubbornness.

But it's useless to say more, Ma Qiao silently took out a parasol and stuck it on Tam's head, and then laid out a picnic cloth, placed hot pot and ingredients.

"Weiwei sauce, together? I have your favorite octopus balls!" Ma Qiao stretched out his hand, hugged Weiwei and jumped onto Tam's head.

Soon, a seductive aroma rose from Tam's forehead.

Ma Qiao and his lover sat cross-legged on it, eating hot pot, singing "March of Boating on Dry Land", laughing and laughing constantly.

Nami strutted ahead, like a little girl having a temper tantrum.

It's just that the tip of her nose that keeps twitching shows that she is not so firm in her heart.

As for Jhin, who has no sense of existence, he is like a competent servant, carrying the burden and walking at the end.

……

"Vivi, don't feed Tam fish!"

When Vivi picked up the fish with her chopsticks for the third time and threw it at Tam's bloody mouth, Marjorie had to stop her.

"why?"

Weiwei asked strangely, "Mr. Tam is... a toad murloc, right? Why doesn't he eat fish? Besides, I know that even ordinary murlocs love fish, right?"

"That's true."

Nami interrupted suddenly, "I know a vicious six-knife octopus murloc who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger. He loves octopus balls the most! Murlocs are such cruel creatures!"

"Tam's not like that."

Ma Qiao shook his head, "It only eats vegetables and fruits, brushes its teeth three times a day, and regularly washes its stomach every month to keep its breath clear."

"Ah? So the toad is such a creature?"

Vivi scratched her head.

To be honest, as a princess of a desert country, Weiwei really doesn't know much about the habits of creatures like toads.

"At first glance, she looks like a lady from a rich family. Let me explain to you about the knowledge of toads... Let's start with hugging..."

Nami didn't know when she jumped on Tam's head and appeared beside Weiwei.

Under the protection of the parasol, she was finally able to open her tight neckline, revealing her sweaty whiteness.

The small electric fan held by Tam's right hand blows a cool breeze.

In this way, Nami talked about the relationship between toads and meteorology, all the way to navigation, and never jumped off Tam's head along the way.

It wasn't until a lonely hut appeared in the long yellow sand that Nami's almost wordless awkward chat ended.

"Why is there a house here? Is this a rainy place?" Nami asked puzzled.

"No, Rainland is a metropolis."

Weiwei shook her head, and suddenly thought of something, "Could it be, this is the legendary..."

"That's right!"

Marjorie jumped off Tam's head and pointed to the hang tag on the door of the hut—Spiderman Cafe.

Building a coffee shop like this in the middle of the desert would be a hell of a business.

This sparsely populated café is, in fact, a secret stronghold of the Baroque Works, far above Whiskey Peak.

Weiwei also discovered this information from previous investigations.

'No wonder the uncle didn't choose to go directly to the rainy land from the Santo River by boat. Is he going to hand over the task here?What a scheming Mr.0! '

The doubts in Weiwei's heart were finally resolved.

But there is one more thing that has been on my mind since just now...

Weiwei jumped off Tam, and asked with some seriousness: "Uncle, please tell me honestly, Tam... Tam is it your slave?"

A powerful murloc, submissive to humans, even allowed a hot pot party to be held on its head...

Vivi inevitably linked all this with the slave trade.

After all, the murlocs are one of the biggest victims of the slave trade.

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

Marjorie flatly denies, "Tam's my brother, and I'm not letting him graduate!"

Ma Qiangdong said so.

Moreover, Marjorie has more obvious proof——

There is no slave collar on Tamm at all, he is completely free.

"Miss Weiwei, please don't provoke the relationship between me and the master. I am his younger brother and he is my master. There is such a pure brotherhood between us!"

Tam held out a clam claw and gave Vivi a stern warning.

Just kidding, being able to become the master's personal bodyguard is something that many heroes dream of.

What if the master is disturbed by this little girl, and the master changes to a human hero as a guard in the future?
Thinking about it, Tam became even more angry at Vivi's provocation:

"Master won't put a collar on me. Even if he puts a collar on you one day, I won't be collared!"

Vivi felt Tam's anger, and quickly comforted her at a loss.

She really couldn't figure out what charm Uncle Smelly had, even such a big murloc was overwhelmed by him...

Could it be that……

He is not only proficient in human nature, but also proficient in animal nature?
Thinking about it seems very possible!
Isn't the penguin who was so vicious before being tamed by the uncle?
Weiwei clapped her fists, thinking she understood the truth of the matter.

As long as he doesn't resort to coercion by force like the Tianlong people, the more capable Uncle Ma Qiao is, the more honored Wei Wei will be.

Nami sneered at the side: "Miss Weiwei, you are too simple, this stinky uncle is very bad! Who would call such a strange creature a brother... huh?"

Nami couldn't continue speaking halfway through.

Because at this moment, both she and Weiwei stared wide-eyed, watching the scene in front of them in disbelief.

Compared with this scene, calling the big toad brother and brother seems nothing, or in other words, Tamm is not a strange creature at all...

"Yo~ my best friend~ long time no see~"

"Feng Jiang, Saxi ignores it!"

At this moment, Marjorie is dancing happily with a shemale wearing a swan costume, ballet shoes, exaggerated eye shadow and lipstick, and hairy legs, with their arms around their shoulders.

The smiles on their faces are so sincere, so bright...

The two teenage girls plunged into deep self-doubt.

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"Haha, Xiao Feng, you are now a senior cadre second only to Daz Bowness, but I am still a small social animal!"

"What are you talking about! I'm going to kill that idiot like Bowness sooner or later!"

The ladyboy turned a ballet circle on the spot, gave a thumbs up, and showed eight shiny teeth:

"Whether it's the way of a man, the way of a woman, or the way of a shemale, Ma Qiao boy, you are the most sincere friend of my family~"

"Hahaha, Xiao Feng, you are still enthusiastic as usual, let's go have a cup of coffee together?"

This man who is very familiar with Ma Qiao and has an extraordinary friendship is Ma Qiao's intern at the same time, and now the agent code has reached Mr. 2--Von Klein.

Marjorie once rescued Von Klein who was in danger by chance, and gained the friendship of the future Queen of Shemale Paradise.

There is one thing to say, although Xiao Feng is a human monster, but this brother is really good at fighting, and he will really come to him in a crisis!
It's still the kind that does everything without asking for anything in return.

The old friends reunited, and the two were very happy.

Ma Qiao introduced the old friend to the two female subordinates. Weiwei and Nami's expressions were deformed, but they still resisted the discomfort and greeted him.

In particular, when she heard that this dead shemale who kept dancing ballet was actually Mr. 2, a senior cadre, Wei Wei was even more silent, not daring to offend her in the slightest.

Vivi has already learned from Icarem about the terrifying strength of the two senior cadres, Mr. 5 and Miss. Valentine's Day.

And the guy in front of him who looks harmless to humans and animals, but his appearance is a bit disgusting, has ten times, a hundred times the strength of Mr.5.

How powerful is that?

Weiwei didn't even dare to think about it!
Nami is okay, because she doesn't have much awe of Baroque Works at all.

In Nami's heart, Ma Qiao is a brother and brother with the colonel of the headquarters.

How can a mere dead ladyboy be better than the colonel of this department?
"What a fool who does not forget old friendships!"

Although Nami whispered like this, she couldn't hide her appreciation and joy on her face.

People are not as good as old, clothes are not as good as new.

Who doesn't want the person they like to be a person who doesn't change his mind?

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Happy today, Marjorie generously took out two boxes of short-lived ghost whiskey from Tam's stomach, and toasted and drank in the Spider-Man Cafe.

"Sure enough, it's you. For ten years, you ordered a latte from me, and it was a [-]% discount for the store's celebration!"

The proprietress of the bar is an intellectual beauty with pale yellow glasses and big blue waves. (as pictured)

Her exaggerated figure is close to the beauties after 3D2Y, killing Nami and Weiwei today.

But Ma Qiao and Xiao Feng are no newcomers, and they both know the true face of the proprietress.

She is the senior agent who ate the spiked fruit, Mr. 1's partner, Miss. Two Fingers who ranks first among female cadres.

In fact, Ma Qiao has never understood Lao Sha's brain circuit.

In order to ensure the absolute safety of his identity, Crocodile never showed his face in the society.

The early employees like Ma Qiao and Xiao Feng still wore a mask and a cloak to direct in person.

The newcomers in recent years are all directed by Nicole Robin.

They only know Miss.AllSunday, but not Mr.0.

So in theory, if I have an affair with Robin, ah no, conspire with Robin, I can completely empty this arrogant guy, occupy the dove's nest, and control the entire society in one fell swoop.

Of course, Ma Qiao was too weak before, so he never thought about it.

But now, he still has three level 3 heroes under his command, so Ma Qiao inevitably wants to try it.

People, property, people and things are nothing more, this wealth...

Marjorie felt that it was necessary to have a frank talk with Miss Robin this time.

Don't embezzle some public funds, is it worthy of the boss's trust in you?

Conscience will hurt!
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