Chapter 52 The Navy Girl

"Bad information?"

"Do you still want to open it?"

Sanji's eyes widened, and he stared in disbelief at a thumbnail image and a text prompt that suddenly appeared on the screen formed by the belly of the phone bug.

In this thumbnail picture, it can be vaguely seen that several big sisters with good figures are raising their legs and twisting their hips to show their charm.

Sanji calmed down.

Lit the last cigarette.

"Ladies need me."

"It's a mere risk, how can you stop a gentleman like me!"

Like a high school student on a bad website for the first time, Sanji was excited, his hands trembled, and he opened the icon without a teacher...

The Internet in One Piece is empty, nothing.

If Sanji had searched for something else, he would have found nothing.

But as a coincidence, or thanks to LSP's sympathy, the only resource Ma Qiao has listed on the Internet is the magazine "Beihai Style Girl" that he has subscribed for more than five years.

He scanned each issue and made it into an electronic version.

In this way, it is also convenient for you to appreciate and relieve boredom while fishing.

So, although this site is marked as risky, in fact, the content inside is genuine.

Although it is not the "Girl of the East China Sea" that Sanji has been thinking about, "The Girl of the North Sea" is more intimate and homely to Sanji.

He is like a mouse that fell into a rice bowl, swimming happily in the world of magazines.

an hour later.

"No, no, no, no more!"

Sanji closed the magazine page with difficulty.

In the end, it is the ultimate pervert who will have nosebleeds because of watching mermaids in the future and has to have blood transfusions. Sanji, who is only 16 years old, just read a magazine for an hour, and the nosebleeds that flow out have filled a small bucket.

If you look any further, your life may be in danger.

Plugging his nose with cotton, Sanji bowed to the phone bug: "From now on, you will be my biological father, and I will definitely give you good food and drink!"

At this time, the leader of a violent group in Beihai suddenly sneezed and continued his research...

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Just when Sanji was about to put down the phone bug and go to bed, he suddenly found that there was a preset penguin icon on the screen of the phone bug.

"Penguin? What's this for?"

Sanji is unknown, so the location opened this icon.

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On the dog-headed warship.

The banquet is still going on.

Looking at the old Garp who inserted the chopsticks into his nostrils and danced happily, Marjorie finally confirmed that he was Luffy's own.

"Majosan!"

Suddenly, a weak female voice sounded in Ma Qiao's ear.

"Dusky?"

Ma Qiao put down the half-gnawed left-handed hoof, turned his head and asked strangely, "Master Da Siqi, do you want some meat?"

"I'm full, thank you for your hospitality!"

Dashiqi bowed politely.

"Hey, why are you thanking me? These supplies are all on Lieutenant General Garp's ship. All the supplies on our ship were burned by the hateful Urpo D. Crowe!"

Ma Qiao sighed sincerely, "Come here, take a bite, you still have great potential in the future and need more nourishment."

As he spoke, Ma Qiao forcibly stuffed the big hoof into Da Siqi's hand.

"Ah? Actually, I don't like it... Ah... Thank you!"

Dashiqi is not very good at rejecting people.

Although I have no interest in this kind of food with excessive fat, I still hold it in my hand with difficulty.

She opened the small satchel at her waist with the other hand, took out a phone bug from it, and said with some self-reproach: "Mr. Marjorie, Colonel Smoker asked me to keep this video phone bug, but it seems broken Lost……"

"It's not bad!"

Marjorie shook his head, expertly turned the phone bug over, and then rubbed its belly.

Suddenly, a boxy screen lit up.

"This is a new type of smart touch-screen phone bug, and its functions are very powerful!"

With a quick swipe of his fingers, Ma Qiao introduced various basic functions to Dashiqi, including the built-in Snake, Tetris and other small games.

Like most girls, Dashiqi still likes these small games very much.

But probably because of the handicap he was born with, no matter which mini-game it was, Da Siqi couldn't pass the first level.

After playing for a while, she pointed to an icon and asked, "Mr. Ma Qiao, what is this penguin?"

"This...is called Big Bird QQ!"

Ma Qiao smiled and clicked on the software, and applied for a QQ account, "This is a great invention that can redefine the relationship between people and subvert the social circle in this sea!"

As he said that, Ma Qiao raised the phone bug, aimed at Da Siqi with its eyes, and said, "Smile! Eggplant!"

Dashiqi's neural reflex arc is relatively slow.

Following a burst of "click" flashes, carrying a long knife and holding a hoof, his dazed expression was frozen on the photo.

Ma Qiao set this photo as his avatar, and then changed his QQ nickname to [Meat-Eating Naval Beauty Swordsman].

The signature is changed to: [In the collection of world famous knives...]

"Huh? Mr. Ma Qiao, how do you know that I like to collect famous knives?"

Da Siqi didn't complain about her screen name, but was surprised that Ma Qiao knew her dream.

"I am a gold medal lecturer who is proficient in human nature!"

Ma Qiao laughed, "I can hear the wailing of the famous knife that fell into the hands of the villains, and the purity and kindness in your heart. I hope you can realize your dream one day!"

Da Siqi's biggest dream is to collect 21 famous knives from the hands of the villains, including the Supreme Twelve Knives of Great Kuai Dao, the 83 Knives of Da Kuai Knife, and the Fifty Knives of Liang Kuai Knife.

To be honest, this dream definitely dwarfs Sauron's dream of becoming the world's number one swordsman.

To become the world's number one swordsman, one only needs to defeat Hawkeye.

But Da Siqi wanted to realize his wish, but defeated a large group of non-human beings including Hawkeye, White Beard, and Golden Lion.

You can't expect these guys to obediently present their famous knives, right?
In the end, even if Roger was alive, he couldn't defeat so many strong men and take away their famous swords.

Therefore, Dashiqi seldom talks about his dreams to others.

Every time she said these things with great anticipation, she would be mercilessly attacked and even ridiculed by the audience.

Unexpectedly, this pirate hunter who met for the first time in front of him understood him so well.

Dashiqi was very happy.

"Thank you! Mr. Marjorie, who is proficient in human nature!"

She was just about to stand up and bow to Ma Qiao to thank her, but she was pressed down by a big hand.

By the way, he bit off the hoof in her hand.

"It's so fun!"

Karp twitched his mouth, staring at the phone bug with his eyes full of stars, and looked at the phone bug excitedly, "Scarf boy, how to play this phone bug, teach me quickly!"

Garp saw it just now, this weird phone bug can turn the tide!
Seeing the anxious look of the old thief who was exactly the same as Lu Fei, Ma Qiao immediately regained his spirits.

This kind of semi-retired military boss is not short of money.

From the perspective of age, Karp is also an online scammer, ah bah, he is the best target group for induced consumption!

Ma Qiao stood up quickly, borrowed the phone bug from Da Siqi, and began to teach the elderly how to use the smart phone.

Don't look at Karp, who is usually careless, but his talent for playing games is much higher than that of Dashiqi, and he learns things very quickly, unlike the old people, who can get started in a while.

Seeing Garp immersed in it, Ma Qiao and Da Siqi glanced at each other.

Ma Qiao shrugged helplessly, and Da Siqi covered her mouth and smiled lightly.

"Forget it, I see the old thief Garp, ah no, senior Garp won't put down his phone for a while, I will give you a new phone bug, the previous one will be given to senior Garp... ..."

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(End of this chapter)

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