Pirates: How many divisions does the Five Old Stars have?

"Joe, you're smirking at the phone bug again."

At ten o'clock in the evening, the little thief cat Nami finally completed today's accounting work.

Once upon a time, she thought she was a person who liked money very much.

The belief in money is so strong that it will never change.

But now Nami feels that she no longer has the same feeling about money as before.

Tens of millions, hundreds of millions of Pele, or even billions of Pele seem to be an ordinary number in the accounts.

Empty and boring.

So, love goes away, right?
Nami asked herself this more than once.

But today, when she finished calculating the accounts, she came to Ma Qiao's office, and was going to give her sweetheart the Zhiyin soup she made while Weiwei went to the rainy land to celebrate the Rat God Festival with the people.

But he found that Ma Qiao was giggling at the screen of the phone bug.

Nami put the soup heavily on the table, and then moved her head angrily: "I want to see, is there any female anchor who is more beautiful than the girl in your castle!"

However, what appeared in front of Nami was not a woman who was cuter than Weiwei, more charming than Reiju, or had bigger breasts than herself, but a... boy with chopsticks stuck in his nose?

Indeed, after staying for a long time beside the masculine handsome guy with sharp edges and corners, Wang Lufei looks like a child no matter what.

"Is this the reality show you did before?"

Nami frowned and asked, "What are they doing?"

"They are holding a banquet for the companions who joined..."

Ma Qiao pointed to the long number and said, "The number of people watching the live broadcast has exceeded 20!"

"20 million!"

Nami, who was still thinking about money just now, immediately changed her eyes into the shape of Bailey.

Near Zhu Zhechi, near the ink is black.

Now Nami is also very clear about the truth of traffic = money in the era of big networks.

"Why are there so many people? Is it so interesting to watch a group of little kids playing house with pirates? With their nautical skills, if they reach the great route, the ship will be destroyed immediately..."

Ma Qiao curled her lips, thinking that in the original timeline, you, the girl who played pirates, was also a part of it, okay?

As for the question of sailing technology...

It's true that Little Thieving Cat is really strong, but didn't Bartolomeo sail to the new world by calling his grandmother in his hometown?
With Wang Lufei's aura as the protagonist, Ma Qiao is not at all worried about whether he can enter the great route alive.

Speaking of Wang Lufei's aura as the protagonist, Ma Qiao couldn't help but rubbed his forehead when he saw the two new crew members appearing on the E to Never Before.

Sure enough, this guy is a magnet!

He lost the navigator, cook, and Usopp, the early-stage quasi-boatman, but Wang Lufei was able to entertain substitutes.

Today, Sauron has become the navigator of the Straw Hat Pirates relying on the gift of Dr. Mundo.

Crowe, who has been working in the factory for two and a half years, became the boatman of E Infinity.

And as for the chef...

"Yo~ everyone, come and try the ladyboy fried rice from my house~ yo~"

On the screen, a hairy-legged ballet dancer twirls and jumps while bringing a large bowl of fried rice.

Not to mention, as Sanji's opponent in the original Alabasta chapter, Von Klein is not only a master of legwork, but also has a lot of research in cooking.

"Ah! This... this ballerina is your friend, we met at the Spider-Man Cafe before!"

Nami recognized Xiao Feng at a glance.

Ma Qiao nodded: "Feng Jiang is a good guy. Originally, he had been pursuing Sauron according to the requirements of the Baroque Work Club, but now they don't know each other."

"But... isn't Mr. 2 an employee of Baroque Works?"

Nami took out a thick "Big Bird Foundation Assets and Personnel File" from her magical four-dimensional pocket, and dug out the relevant content from it:
"Now that we have acquired all the shares of the Baroque Work Agency, the Baroque Work Agency has become a subsidiary of the Big Bird Consortium, responsible for providing security services for various forces... To put it simply, Mr. 2 is still our employee, why is he Can you jump ship and become a pirate?"

"Yeah, anyway, no noble has ever hired Mr. 2 as a bodyguard, why not let him participate in a reality show invested by the company..."

Ma Qiao shook his head: "You know, after Mr.2 joined, the ratings have doubled!"

"Double?"

Nami opened her eyes wide and asked in confusion, "Is shemale so popular these days?"

"Yeah, although the kings won't hire a shemale as a bodyguard because of their face, but on the anonymous network, they are willing to give a reward to a shemale!"

Ma Qiao glanced at a certain ID named "I drive a big car in Wanguo", the big rocket just sent out, and fell into deep thought for a moment.

Soon Nami knew why Xiao Feng was popular.

Not only is he good at acting, but also his special ability.

After drinking to their heart's content, Xiao Feng and Lu Fei danced and sang the friendship of the transvestite, and danced the leg hair kangkang dance.

Then, Xiao Feng began to use the ability to imitate fruits to change various faces.

For a while, he was a tall and mighty man, and for a while, he was a small and exquisite child.

Of course, what I like the most is the part of becoming a beautiful woman.

Except for Crowe, who was holding his glasses with a cat paw gesture, Luffy, Zoro and Yasuo all yelled for Xiao Feng to become a beautiful girl.

Although these three people are not interested in beautiful women at all.

But just like in the original book, Luffy once followed Cobra, an old hooligan, to spy on the women's bathhouse, this is purely for fun.

In the beginning, Xiao Feng changed into a woman, that's all.

It can change, von Kleituo meditated with his chin: "Speaking of which, I have seen two very beautiful girls next to my good brother a few years ago, let me think about their appearance... ..."

As he spoke, Xiao Feng raised his palm to slap his face.

As long as he slaps his face, he can become someone he has been in contact with before.

It can even be done... all true!
In the original book, he once turned into Nami in front of all the members of the Straw Hats except Sanji, and opened the zipper on his chest...

This incident is also a matter of regret for Sanji.

It's just that in this time and space, when Xiao Feng slapped his face and was about to turn into Weiwei and Nami, suddenly a gust of wind swept past.

"Yasuo, what are you bastard doing!"

Luffy stretched out his arms to catch Xiao Feng who was blown away by the whirlwind, and asked angrily.

"I'm saving your lives..."

Yasuo mysteriously looked up at the night sky: "Luffy, do you know what the most terrifying creature in the world is?"

"The scariest creature?"

Lu Fei tilted his head and thought for a while: "If you say he is the king of the near sea, he was beaten away by me a few days ago... Sure enough, it was Grandpa's fist!"

"Your grandpa's fist?"

Yasuo sneered: "That's just a piece of cake, the most terrifying creature in the world is a beast called river crab...

Especially the small river crabs that have been attacked by big river crabs, once they have power in their hands, they will become even more brutal~"

Duang!

As soon as he finished speaking, a throwing knife was stuck straight into Yasuo's head.

A clown painted with heavy oil paint appeared on the empty mast, grinning at Yasuo who quickly covered his mouth.

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