Pirates: How many divisions does the Five Old Stars have?

Chapter 248 The Carmelite Sisters
"What's wrong with mom, will you be okay?"

Perospero, leaning on his stick, cautiously poked Charlotte Lingling's arm.

But the walking stick seemed to be poked on the extremely radiant soap, and it slid away with a swipe.

Perospero fell a somersault because he lost his center of gravity.

"It's the slippery fruit, that's right."

Ma Qiao didn't know when he had changed into a white coat and a stethoscope, looking like a senior pedant.

"Slippery fruit? That's it?"

Tiki, who finally got out of the rice cake, frowned.

Although he didn't really memorize the appearance of all the devil fruits, he did study the book "Devil Fruit Illustrated Book" painstakingly.

At that moment, Tiqi touched his head, and said bluntly with a rough look: "Isn't this the Lese fruit that ranks less than [-] places higher than the penguin fruit in the "Devil Fruit Illustrated Book"... Ah, Brother Ma Qiao , I'm not saying you're happy, I mean your fruit is very happy...ah no..."

Looking at the black beard who was stretched out from left to right, looked very embarrassed, and very simple and honest, Ma Qiao had reason to believe that this guy was just taking the opportunity to scold him.

After all, this guy is not as big and rough as he looks. On the contrary, he is a very shrewd guy with a high IQ.

At least Marjorie felt that he was much smarter than Crowe, who was always superficial.

Before Macho reprimanded this disobedient little brother, Katakuri grabbed Tiki by the collar first, and lifted him up:
"You mean, is that the slippery fruit? Damn it, that's the fruit I've been looking for!"

Tiqi was lifted high, struggling with all three limbs.

He really wanted to say, it was Ma Qiao who judged that it was Slippery Fruit, why don't you pick him up!

Is it really color discrimination?
Fortunately, Bree leaned gently beside Katakuri, and said in a hoarse voice: "Brother, it's okay, it's all over."

Unwillingly, Kataku threw Tiki on the ground.

When he was just an adult and Bree was a child, Katakuri always wanted to find the legendary slippery fruit that could restore his appearance for his sister after reading the "Devil Fruit Illustrated Book".

As a result, Katakuri searched all over the new world but found nothing, and Bree also ate the mirror fruit under the arrangement of his aunt, and lost the opportunity to use the slippery fruit to restore his appearance and become beautiful.

Of course, Katakuri may be a little misunderstood.

The slippery fruit can indeed restore the appearance of a person in a perfect state to a large extent.

The scar on Bree's face obviously does not meet the definition of "slippery", and it will most likely be repaired.

Ugly is ugly...

Big Mom and Alrita were originally big fat people.

We all know that fat people are potential stocks, and they have a good foundation, so that they can achieve the effect of being like a newborn.

As for Bree...

Ma Qiao shook his head, feeling that Katakuri, a dead girl, had diverted the topic.

The same is true for Perospero. He got up and hit the candy stick: "Don't worry about those insignificant things. Now my mother has eaten two devil fruits. This is an unprecedented thing. She may die at any time!"

Tiki looked aside, but didn't speak.

The Minister of Cheese, Charlotte Mundol, who possesses the book fruit ability, took out a book half as thick as a person, and began to flip through it quickly.

This is an old medical book, which records many miraculous and little-known prescriptions.

But no matter how much Mont-Dole turned over, he only saw two big characters "eating banquet" between the lines in the book.

"Those who eat two devil fruits will have no medicine..."

Mondore looked at the final conclusion of the book, his face was ashen, and he sat down on the ground.

"Brothers and sisters, go and chop down that big loquat tree on the fruit island, let's prepare a coffin for mother together!"

As the eldest son, Perospero held back his tears and prepared to assign related tasks to everyone.

"Wait a minute!"

At this moment, Teacher Ma stood up without hesitation: "I think Ms. Lingling can still be rescued!"

"Macho Sensai?"

Perospero was a little surprised, but he still said without hope: "I've heard of you. You are the most proficient male mentor in the sea, and a psychiatrist praised by both the Navy and Kaido, but..."

Although Perospero didn't finish his sentence, the implication was obvious, that is: "A psychiatrist is also a doctor?"

"You don't know something, brother."

Ma Qiao smiled and waved her fingers: "A psychiatrist is also known as an engineer who rebuilds the soul. Although your mother is a soul fruit capable person, but..."

Ma Qiao spread his hands apart, as if playing an accordion: "No one understands the soul better than me!"

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Relying on the favorability gained from Perospero and Katakuri, who are actually the only heirs to the throne of the Big Mom Pirates, Macho finally persuaded Big Mom's children not to start the banquet in a hurry. Don't be in a hurry to salute, let alone make a coffin for the aunt.

Katakuri used the power of Mochi Fruit to create a huge psychological consultation room in situ.

According to Marjorie, psychotherapy is a profound science, including hypnosis, suggestion therapy, dream analysis and other magical means.

Of course, all of this requires an absolutely quiet environment.

Except for Macho himself and his assistant Tam, Macho only allowed Perospero and Katakuri to come in and watch on the condition that they ensured that they would not make a sound.

After all, someone still has to pay for the treatment.

There are also informed consent forms, disclaimers and so on, which must also be signed by family members.

As the patient's eldest son and second son, Perospero and Katakuri couldn't be more suitable.

Of course, what they don't know is that, just like the contract on the short-lived ghost whiskey, or every usage notice they signed on the Big Bird network, or the "leave or life" contract in the church of Cake Island, the therapeutic Informed consent is also a tool with special effects.

Except for these two family representatives, the other children, especially the classmate Flampe who combed the middle part, had to wait outside.

This is already a relatively loose requirement.

Compared with the operating room of Shurima Hospital, family members can only wait outside the operating room and cannot watch the operation process at all.

This advanced medical concept is incompatible with the handicraft workshop medical model of One Piece World.

Although these earthen workshops sometimes work surprisingly well...

Actually...

A psychological intervention treatment needs to do so many things...

These are all Ma Qiao's nonsense.

Mainly to show off.

I have never eaten pork, but I have seen pigs run.

Ma Qiao is very knowledgeable about how to package himself as a master.

Sure enough, with a set of professional equipment that is useless but complicated to look at, Tamm spit it out of his stomach and placed it in the psychotherapy room. Straight up again.

Tam also wore a white coat.

Of course, his white coat was actually modified from chef's clothes.

Tam's manual work is very good.

Taking advantage of no one's attention, he quickly licked off the jam on his clothes with his tongue, and calmly installed electrodes, tubes, indwelling needles, etc. on the aunt's body one by one.

On the monitor at the side, Didi Didi's heart rate map began to appear.

"Mom's heartbeat... seems very steady?"

Perosper knew a little more medical knowledge, but not much. He looked at the aunt's electrocardiogram with his chin in his hand, and then at the aunt who was blowing his nose. He couldn't help asking:
"Is there a possibility, I mean possibility, that Mommy just fell asleep?"

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Ma Qiao categorically denied: "No matter how strong your mother is, she can still be as strong as Whitebeard's father? Whitebeard can only eat one devil fruit. Your mother is definitely about to ascend to heaven! What you have to do now is to shut up , draw back that big damn tongue of yours, and keep quiet!"

As he said that, without hesitation, Ma Qiao pushed the special anesthetic for the manatee moo farm into the indwelling needle on aunt's arm.

There is no way, Ma Qiao reckons that there is a high probability that there is nothing wrong with the aunt. If he does not give a large dose of veterinary anesthetic, he will not be able to stand the old lady waking up and punching her.

And the reason why Da Ma didn't feel any discomfort after eating slippery fruit is also very simple.

Although there is no way to explain it in detail with Perospero and the others, Ma Qiao knows that the aunt has never eaten the Soul Soul Fruit from the beginning to the end, and has never even seen it.

The aunt just (suspectedly) accidentally ate the nun in the state of eating disorder, and she naturally gained the ability of the soul soul fruit.

This is extremely illogical.

If eating someone can gain the opponent's fruit ability, then everyone with devil fruit abilities would be in danger.

In the future, when Blackbeard and his gang seize the fruits of other capable people, the world will not be so surprised.

After all, this method is too simple and rude. There must be more than one evil guy in history who has tried this kind of thing.

The aunt's ability to obtain the soul fruit because of eating the nun, except for Ma Qiao who knows this from the perspective of God, only Long Bread knows.

However, it is obvious that Long Bread has never considered such a profound and simple question.

Moreover, he cheated public affairs for personal gain in the work of treating aunt's eating disorder, and almost caused a tragedy, which has already been resisted by aunt's children.

So at this moment, there is no second person who can think of the doubts about the aunt.

Perospero was angrily reprimanded by Master Macho, instead of showing any dissatisfaction, he rolled his tongue obediently.

The same is true for Katakuri. From the moment he entered the treatment room, he never said a word, and he didn't even make a sound when he walked.

Ma Qiao nodded to the two family members with satisfaction.

The first step in psychotherapy is of course to talk to the patient and ask about her confusion, and then use words and actions to put the patient into a mild hypnotic state to help him cause positive changes in his mind and body to achieve the ultimate goal of treatment.

This first step can actually be omitted.

After all, even if Big Mom is a steel balloon, a humanoid monster, and is given an anesthesia dose equivalent to that of a giant sea beast, the short-term "hypnosis" effect is obviously great!

But since it's just showing off, it's natural not to be sloppy.

Ma Qiao took out a lantern that exuded a miserable green light, held the lantern, and walked to the aunt's ear.

To be reasonable, the aunt now looks a bit like Zhao Yazhi after she has become beautiful.

And Ma Qiao held the lantern, just like old Fa Hai holding a purple gold bowl and saying "Love you will never change" in Bai Suzhen's ear.

Of course, it was impossible for Marjorie to do this.

What Marjorie was telling Big Ma was... hell jokes.

There is no Jesus Christ in Pirate World, but there are similar prophets and so-called "Gods".

The Carmelite nuns claimed to be servants of God, and established the House of Lambs in this capacity. While taking in orphans, they sold them as commodities, a large part of which was sold to the world government.

Although doing bad things, this does not mean that the Carmelite nuns are not pious.

Like many sanctimonious clergymen and fanatical believers in Ma Qiao's previous life, the more men and women prostitutes, the stronger their beliefs.

Although I gave a little boy syphilis, although I sold indulgences and made a lot of money, although I bought private jets with believers' money, although I gave smallpox blankets to Indians, although I buried a lot of bones under the church, I followed It is God's will to guide the poor, ignorant, ignorant race and lost lambs to the path of redemption.

So I am immaculate and pious.

The same is true of the Carmelites.

She has no fear or regret about child trafficking, but hell jokes about God are absolutely unforgivable.

The lantern in Ma Qiao's hand is not an ordinary lantern.

This is Thresh's soul-inducing lamp.

As you can tell from the name, this lamp has the function of awakening and extraditing the soul.

While lighting the soul lamp, Ma Qiao told more and more outrageous hell jokes.

From the story of the priest and the little boy, to the prophet who couldn't eat waffles because his palm leaked, to the story of three nuns who confessed...

"enough!"

"You should go to hell immediately!"

An old voice rubbed against the railings that hadn't been rusted for decades like broken sandpaper.

Obviously Charlotte Lingling's lips didn't move, but the ear-piercing roar echoed endlessly in the treatment room.

It's okay that Marjorie and Tam have some expectations in their hearts.

Perospero and Katakuri were startled by the sudden roar.

Perospero's tongue straightened out, and if Katakuri hadn't sealed his mouth with rice cakes in time, this guy would have screamed out.

In fact, Katakuri was also shocked inside.

In fact, Katakuri's five senses are very keen, as a top-level knowledgeable domineering holder.

Although Marjorie was only whispering in Big Mom's ear, Katakuri could probably hear it.

If it hadn't been for the rice cake under the scarf to seal his big mouth early, Katakuri would have lost decades of merit in laughing, and his mouth would have been more open.

But all smiles, Katakuri had no idea why Macho was telling jokes in his mother's ear.

You can't just want to wake up your mother with a joke, right?

Katakuri tried to look into the future with top-level knowledge, but found chaos.

Then suddenly there was this angry growl.

Who is it?

Katakuri had no idea why his mother's body was making such creepy noises.

Of course, objectively speaking, my mother's original voice was quite creepy.

But this voice is older and harsher than mother's!
"it is as expected!"

At this time, with a wave of his hand, Ma Qiao took off his white coat, revealing the Uncle Ying suit inside.

This set of clothes was still worn by Marjorie when he killed people and silenced them.

It finally came in handy today.

"You two brothers, as the poor Taoist expected, your old mother was possessed by an evil spirit! And this evil spirit was broken by the Qingxin Shangqingjue of the poor Taoist. Come and help me protect the law!"

As Ma Qiao said, he threw the soul-inducing lamp, and slammed it fiercely at the left rib area of ​​the aunt...

Along with Duang's life, a translucent phantom of an old nun slowly emerged.

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(End of this chapter)