Pirates: How many divisions does the Five Old Stars have?

Chapter 204 Crazy Request

Tianshangjin is a huge sum of money paid to Tianlong people every year by the countries allied to the world government.

As a model kingdom in the East China Sea, Goa Kingdom has always been very active in paying the heavenly gold.

As early as the end of last year, the Kingdom of Goya had already prepared this huge sum of money.

After the team escorting Tianshangjin left Wangcheng at nine o'clock in the morning, they walked around the stinky terminal of uncertain substances and walked towards the pier on the west coast.

Heavenly gold is actually not a currency in the literal sense, but a general equivalent recognized by the world government, such as gold, jewelry, food, slaves, etc.

So this team is quite large, consisting of heavy wagons pulled by slaves.

Staley was riding a tall carriage, constantly wiping the sweat from his forehead burned by the scorching sun.

Strictly speaking, it is still spring, and the weather is not extremely hot, only about [-] degrees.

However, in order to maintain his aristocratic appearance, Staley still wore a well-fitting aristocratic costume.

In this way, the natural heat will not work.

"Stop!"

After walking for less than half an hour, Slit stopped the team again.

He climbed off the horse in a state of embarrassment, and the servants quickly brought parasols, deck chairs, juice drinks, and large fans.

Staley sat down on the chair, and the servants desperately fanned him.

How much distance has been walked since morning, and Staley can't calculate the addition and subtraction within twenty with his fingers.

But no matter what, Staley finally knew why his father-in-law and brother-in-law, who were wholeheartedly flattering the Tianlong people, gave up this good opportunity to contact the special envoy of Mary Gia.

Walking under the scorching sun, from time to time, you will meet those untouchables who smell of poverty. This work is really not done by humans.

Staley opened his mouth and bit the straw handed over by the servant, took a sip of the grape juice mixed with ice cubes, and immediately spit it out with a puff.

"I don't want grape juice, I want honey water, iced honey water!"

Staley yelled loudly.

The servants looked at each other.

"Mr. Staley, we don't carry honey, and here is in the wild, there is no way to buy it..."

"Damn it, is there really no way?"

Staley is like a rambunctious dog, lying on a chair: "I am the second son of the dignified Altruk family, the son-in-law of the Kingdom of Goa, but I can't even drink a glass of honey water, can this world be better! "

Just when Staley was sighing long and short, there was suddenly the faint shout of the shopkeeper from a distance.

"Do you want Guazi Coke?"

"Do you want iced watermelon?"

"Do you want yogurt and honey?"

Yogurt and honey!

Staley's ears perked up immediately.

He suddenly stood up from the chair, commanding the left and right, you carry me over to have a look.

The servants quickly set up their chairs and ran towards the direction of the shouting against the scorching sun.

The soldiers of the kingdom who were in charge of escorting the finances and the slaves quickly dispatched some people to follow in order to protect Lord Staley's safety.

Soon, on the mountain path, a dilapidated road sign appeared, with the place name of Cross Slope of Windmill Village written on it.

After running a few steps forward, you can see a spacious and bright food stall.

"Suo Erlang barbecued pork rice?"

Staley looked at the signboard fluttering in the wind, showing a dismissive expression.

"Is it a shop run by a man? What a disappointment..."

A very abstract maid beside Staley took out a notebook:

"Master Staley, I am the eyeliner arranged by Your Highness the Princess. What did you just say? I want to record it in detail."

"Well, I mean, such a rough little shop in the mountains is a real disappointment! But..."

Staley changed the subject: "Honey water must be drunk no matter what!"

The servants carried Staley into the food stall.

I saw a man with the head of green algae holding three kitchen knives, chopping the meat of an unknown creature on the chopping board like crazy to make it into char siew.

"that……"

"Um?!"

The man raised his head, and just hummed lightly. The servants seemed to be stared at by wild animals, their hairs were standing on end, and they couldn't move.

no way.

Anyone who was late due to oversleeping, lost without a fight in an important duel, and was forced to continue to play the role of younger brother would not be in a good mood.

However, Staley was not affected by Sauron's aura at all.

In his opinion, this is just a more violent pariah.

He stepped forward and asked, "Who is calling for honey and yogurt for sale?"

Sauron spat out the butcher knife in his mouth, and pointed to the loudspeaker tied to the flagpole.

Just at this time, the previous cries came from the loudspeaker.

"It's your luck. My lord is just thirsty and needs to drink honey water. Hurry up and prepare honey water for me! Remember to wash your hands!"

Staley yelled viciously.

"Wait a mininute."

Zoro was holding back his anger, but he was a man of his word.

Since he promised Brother Yasuo to do such a big thing, he must do what he says.

He turned around and walked to the back kitchen, and after a while, he came out with an exquisite Western-style dinner plate covered with a red cloth and a cover.

"I didn't expect this kind of country shop to be quite elegant."

Staley nodded in satisfaction, "Is this honey water?"

"It should be. Our boss Yasuo just gave it to me. He said that the honey is very precious and very fresh."

Saying that, Sauron lifted the cover of the dinner plate

However, when the cover was completely lifted, there was actually a Wang Lufei inside.

This guy has a round belly, holding a big jar in his hand, and sticky honey is at the corner of his mouth.

Luffy licked his fingers with a smile, waved his hand and said, "Hey, Zoro...and the little brothers with big pie faces!"

"Damn it, why are you here!"

Both Staley and Sauron yelled at this unlucky thing that suddenly appeared.

"Sorry, sorry, I just happened to be hungry..."

Luffy waved his hand insincerely, then as if he remembered something, he opened his trousers and picked them up in his crotch.

Soon, under everyone's shocked gaze, Wang Lufei took out a durian-sized hornet's nest from his crotch.

"This guy Yasuo said that his honey is the freshest, I'm not convinced!"

"I was beaten up by him just this morning, at least I have to beat him in terms of cooking!"

Wang Lufei triumphantly broke open the hornet's nest, trying to find the fresh honey he imagined.

……

When Yasuo led the Sun Dog bandits to surround them, everyone was dumbfounded.

The scene in front of me was miserable, really too miserable.

Originally according to Ma Qiao's plan to outsmart the gold in the sky, he just planned to use Mongolian sweat medicine to paralyze the troops of the Goa Kingdom.

But now these troops are lying on the ground with bruises and bruises all over their heads, moaning and groaning, not knowing whether they are alive or dead.

Even Sauron's heroic handsome face is now comparable to that of Staley next to him.

On the contrary, Staley originally had a potato pancake face, sausage lips and mung bean eyes.

After being stung by a hornet, although there are changes, in general, that's the case.

This is the so-called truth that as long as I am ugly enough, no one can disfigure me.

As for the instigator, Wang Lufei, because he took too much sweat medicine, he fell asleep halfway through the run.It has become a key target of bees, and now it has changed beyond recognition.

Theoretically, at this time, the toxins in his body are stagnating, and Reiju needs to take a breath, so that he can fully recover.

But Yasuo didn't dare to make such an application to Boss Macho.

Fortunately, at this time, Rigou's sister-in-law volunteered to help Wang Lufei take drugs.

Although she doesn't have the special body transformation like Reiju, she is still a woman who weighs more than 500 kilograms, and she is at an age where she can absorb soil while sitting on the ground. This suction is not ordinary.

Soon enough, the toxins in Wang Lufei's body were sucked away seven to eighty-eight, and it was relieved visibly with the naked eye.

While the dog sister-in-law was giving Wang Lufei drugs, Yasuo directed the sun dog and his little brothers to pack and take away all the gold in the sky.

Even the poor and crazy bandits didn't even spare Staley's underwear, and stripped them all clean.

……

three days later.

West Coast Pier.

"Are you the nobleman of the Kingdom of Goa who is responsible for transporting the gold from the sky?"

"I remember Goa Kingdom is a civilized country, right?"

On the pier on the west coast, the special envoy from the Holy Land Mary Gioia looked at all this in disbelief.

There are many countries in the pirate world, and the technology tree and living standard of each country are very different.

There are not only the developed technological countries in the South China Sea, but also tribal countries like Shandora.

The scene in front of him made the special envoy from Marie Gioia mistakenly think that he had gone to the wrong place.

This special envoy is named Horton Tucker, and he is responsible for the collection of heavenly gold in the entire East China Sea region this year. It can be said that he has great authority.

Although Horton is not a Celestial Dragon, his family has served the Celestial Dragon for generations. His father is a senior official in the World Government Finance Department.

If there is no accident, Horton will take over his father's position in a few years and become an important member of the world government.

At this moment, he looked in shock at Staley and his party who were completely naked and only covered key parts with leaves.

The key point is the obvious swelling and bulge in the place covered by the Staley leaves, which looks very majestic.

This is of course the work of the wasps.

But in the eyes of Special Envoy Marie Gioia, this young man from the Altruk family is really talented, no wonder he can become the son-in-law of the Kingdom of Goa.

"If you can't explain all of this, you will be presented to Xialulia Palace as heavenly gold." Holden casually glanced at Staley's crotch, and gave a pertinent suggestion.

Staley was shocked when he heard this.

As the son-in-law of the Goya Kingdom, he has heard of the demeanor of the Tianlong people.

Staley knows all too well how terrible the fate of becoming Tianlongren's male favorite is.

He quickly fell to his knees, weeping bitterly and recounted the story of his being attacked by bandits.

"Bandits? Are you saying that you were robbed by such a bad thing?"

The special envoy Mary Joya snorted and said: "I didn't expect the Kingdom of Goa to be so wasteful. Anyway, without the heavenly gold, you are just waiting to be removed from the world government!"

"Not an ordinary bandit, not an ordinary bandit!"

Staley scrambled and squeezed Holden's thigh: "That's a bandit who is good at using poisonous insects, yes, he is good at using hornets! It's very scary. It's not that we don't work hard, but there are only hornets!"

Speaking of excitement, Staley suddenly remembered a comic "Dog Monster" that he had read earlier when he was bored to pass the time.

As the son-in-law of the Kingdom of Goya, Staley has heard of the relationship between Beihai's popular comics and Germa 66.

It's hard to say whether this popular cartoon in Donghai also has a prototype!
Think about it carefully, the probability is very high!
"That bandit is called Naraku! The pseudonym is Sun Dog, and they are very terrifying characters. I doubt they are enough to compete with those large pirate groups on the Great Route!"

Thinking that he might become the male favorite of Tianlong people because of the loss of the gold in the sky, and the royal family of King Goa, besides his wife, would definitely support him, Staley was heartbroken, and then said:

"Such bandits are no longer something our Kingdom of Goya can handle. On behalf of all the nobles of the Kingdom of Goya, I request you to use the power of the Heavenly Gold Special Envoy to apply to the Navy Headquarters to launch... launch... the Demon Slaying Order!"

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(End of this chapter)