Pirates: How many divisions does the Five Old Stars have?

Chapter 191 A Real Man Doesn't Need To Cry

"Doflamingo, is this really all right?"

Ma Qiao looked at the long-legged maid abducted by Xiao Baimao, and couldn't help asking the sufferer:

"We are friendly this time, but there is no bet... and even if it is a bet, the winner is Miss Perona..."

"Furfurfurfurfur..."

Doflamingo took the iconic figure-of-eight step and said with a smile:

"It doesn't matter, my subordinates are like my family. Seeing the cutest younger sister get married, why should I feel distressed as an older brother!"

Doflamingo's reckoning is clear.

Although Perona of the Moria Pirates looks very difficult to deal with, in fact, as long as she is on guard against her fruit ability, it is not difficult to deal with.

There is actually a similar legitimate loli in the Don Quixote family, which is Granulated Sugar.

Her fruity ability to turn people into toys is often tricked by people who don't know the inside story.

But in higher-level, life-and-death battles, these fancy skills are not very useful.

Sugar has to touch the bodies of others to turn them into toys.

And Perona's negative ghost also needs to pass through other people's bodies.

Once on the real battlefield, the preconditions required to achieve these abilities are too harsh.

All in all, from Doflamingo's point of view, Moria has been living in this treacherous sea for so many years without making any progress in strength, which is not worth noting at all.

On the contrary, the ugly emperor Baki, who is known as the fifth emperor of the sea, is the big man worth making friends with and investing in in the future.

A few months ago, Doflamingo originally planned to make friends with Kaido of Beasts through Caesar Courant, the so-called second scientist in the world.

Unexpectedly, that Caesar Courant turned out to be an out-and-out parallel importer, and was exposed on the spot on Ghost Island.

Although Kaido didn't seem to pursue the matter afterwards, Doflamingo had no way to have a relationship with Kaido any more.

Now that baby 5 has bonded with the important cadres of the Bucky Pirates, Doflamingo is of course happy to see the results.

Even if baby5 changes his family and joins the Bucky Pirates, at least it has a relationship with Bucky, the unfathomable sea emperor.

This transaction only makes money but not losses.

In this way, Teacher Ma's student had a maid who was fair and beautiful, with long legs and thin waist.

Absalom's eyes turned red.

"Damn it, why am I fighting the transvestite fat boy and this clown!"

"I also want to fight with the beautiful big sister, the long-legged maid!"

"Hey, Abu Salom, what do you mean, is this girl not good-looking?"

Perona floated around with an umbrella, expressing her dissatisfaction.

"Bah, I'm not interested in undeveloped brats!"

Abu Salam stared straight at the majestic Yamato and Baby5 sticking to her body, almost drooling.

"Hey! Clown, let's take a gamble and use those two women as bargaining chips!"

"If you lose to my uncle, those two girls will belong to me!"

"Who do you call a girl?"

Yamato shook the mace in his hand, and glanced at him coldly.

Only then did Absalom realize how terrifying this beauty who grew up entirely on his own aesthetics possessed.

He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and quickly changed his words:
"I'm talking about that tall maid, Miss Maid, you must be very disappointed to be sent away by the master... Oops! How did you hit someone, the referee?!"

Before Abu Salom could finish speaking, Ma Qiao threw Bucky's brother's foot over.

Now baby5's condition is not stable yet.

If this bitch said something to make baby 5 feel that he was needed again, that would be a big bad thing.

For this kind of poor young lady who suffered trauma in her childhood, Ma Qiao, as a professional psychiatrist, of course can't let her die.

He decided to take Baby 5 back to Shurima Hospital for systematic and comprehensive treatment.

Absalom jumped in front of Ma Qiao angrily, and was about to ask Ma Qiao whether his fairness and rigor as a referee had been eaten by a dog, when suddenly his butt hurt.

"Look at your back!"

Absalom turned his head, and saw a very sunny clown squatting behind him, holding a bloody dagger in his hand, slowly pulling it out from his hip.

"what!"

Absalom screamed: "You bastard, you actually sneaked up on me!"

"The ghosts and ghosts are referring to me!"

Sacco did a backflip, opened the distance and said with a smile: "The competition has already started, you are the one who is distracted! Hee hee hee hee!"

Absalom's body has been strengthened by Doctor Hogubak, and has the tenacity of an elephant, the strength of a bear and the swiftness of a lion.

But even so, it still doesn't feel good to be stabbed in the ass.

While tensing his muscles to let the wound heal as soon as possible, he said to the fat boy in baby clothes:

"Little fat man of the Don Quixote family, this clown is a subordinate of the Fifth Emperor. We, as Qibukai's subordinates, should unite and kill him first!"

Absalom originally thought that his proposal was a sure thing, after all, it was a win-win situation.

Unexpectedly, the fat boy in baby clothes shook his head and said without thinking too much:

"I reject!"

"why!?"

Absalom pointed to Shako, the demon clown who was juggling in place:

"Didn't you see that this guy's outfit is very similar to that of Captain Bucky? He is probably Bucky's disciple, and he is the most threatening one among the three of us! Let's work together to kill him, and then we will have a showdown." Win or lose, this is the best plan!"

"I will not work with a shameless person who uses women as a bargaining chip."

The fat boy in baby clothes is Senior Peek holding a baby pacifier, looking funny, but with a very serious expression on his face.

"I'm a shameless person? Why are you pretending to be noble!"

Absalom snorted:
"I think you just want to wait for me and that clown to lose both, and then come to take advantage of it?"

Pique shook his head.

"I also don't like people who sneak up on me from behind."

Saying that, the fat man plunged into the soil.

Although the Dread Bark is a ship, its sheer size makes the land on board no different from an island.

But these soils became liquid under the action of Pique's water fruit.

Pique quickly swam towards Sacco in the land.

"Cat Ear Fist!"

On the way, Pique turned over and sprinted at high speed using the backstroke stroke.

At the same time, he clenched his fists on either side of his head, attacking like a cat's ears.

Sac was not to be outdone, and a fraudulent magic escaped Pique's biting attack.

Soon, the battle between Pique and Sacco became fierce, and Absalom became a marginal man instead.

Today, Sacco's level is level nine, and his equipment is relatively average. He is a match for Pique, who has a bounty of more than 5000 million.

The two kept fighting.

Pique, although he looks funny, is a real man.

He brought the manly art of fighting to the extreme.

His fighting style can be described as a hard bridge and a hard horse. Although he has the convenience of water and fruit, he never attacks Shako from behind.

On the contrary, Sacco's method is too "sunshine".

"Backstab" itself is the main skill that AD clowns rely on for survival.

Behind the target, Shaco's normal attack and double-sided Shiv will both cause considerable additional damage, and the damage of the basic attack can also be a critical strike.

With such a passive skill, Sacco naturally stared at Pique's back and poked.

"You are a despicable person!"

Pique shook his head, keeping his body in a backstroke position so that he could protect his back.

"Thank you for your compliment!"

It was another deceptive trick, and Shaco disappeared in place.

"Despicable", "disgusting", "you're gone", words like these come from the mouth of the enemy, and they are all great compliments to a clown player.

The battle between the two was still going on, and Absalom, who was watching from the sidelines, narrowed his eyes and showed a sinister smile at the corner of his mouth.

"What two idiots, they exposed all their methods ahead of time, but you don't know anything about my master's hole cards!"

As Pique's fists and back falls kept falling on Shaco, Shaco's daggers and throwing knives also cut Pique with many wounds, and the physical strength of the two seemed to be gradually exhausted.

Absalom thought his chance had come.

While no one was paying attention, his body became lighter and lighter, and finally became completely transparent.

The fruit of Sanji's dream, the superman's transparent fruit ability is activated.

According to the previous analysis, he found that the clown named Sacco also seemed to have the ability to be invisible for a short time.

However, because Sacco uses deceitful magic every time, he is directly connected with a backstab or double-sided poison blade, and the invisibility time is very short, so Absalom believes that this is not real invisibility at all, but some kind of invisibility. A blindfold caused by high-speed movement.

Now he was going to teach this clown who poked his own ass a lesson on what a real stealth attack is.

Absalom tiptoed towards the two people who were fighting.

The pads on the transplanted lion's feet can reduce the sound of footsteps very well.

The two people he was facing, one was a master from the New World, and the other was a subordinate of the Fifth Emperor. Absalom didn't know if these two people would be domineering, so he had to minimize the movement as much as possible.

Of course, since he has the same hobbies as Sanji, he is quite good at developing the invisible fruit.

Even in the original book, Absalom has a record of saving Moria from Doflamingo by relying on his invisibility ability, and making Doflamingo look confused.

Later, he also used his invisibility ability to become a famous paparazzi reporter.

It's just that when I often walk by the river later, it's inevitable that my shoes will get wet and fall on the hands of Blackbeard Tiki.

After a few more minutes of fighting back and forth, Pique relied on the complex terrain, tossed and turned, and used various swimming skills, and finally successfully hugged Sacco's body firmly.

"good chance!"

Absalom was overjoyed, and immediately used the signature physical skill "Weird Foot" towards Pique's back.

This kick contained more than three hundred kilograms of wild power.

Absalom believed that he would be able to kick away the fat boy who was putting on airs, as well as the clown who stabbed him in the back.

However, just as he was gliding, a scare box suddenly appeared in the empty place under him.

A spring-loaded clown's head popped out of the magic box.

As a resident of the terrifying three-masted sailing ship, Absalom dealt with zombies, ghosts and ghosts on a daily basis, so of course he felt that he would not be frightened by such a thing that scares children.

However, when he saw the magic box, Absalom suddenly yelled in horror.

Before his eyes appeared a bright and magnificent cathedral.

The church was full of relatives and friends, distinguished guests gathered, the pastor was smiling, and the bride was wearing white gauze.

This should have been a beautiful picture, and it was also Absalom's dream wedding.

But when the bride turned her head, a pink wild boar's head emerged from between the wedding dresses. (as pictured)

"Abu Salomsa!"

"I'm glad you're finally willing to marry me!"

"Let's have a romantic vow kiss!"

Seeing the pink wild boar getting closer and closer, Absalom not only recovered his figure from the invisible state, but also ran away screaming.

This is not the most terrible thing, the most terrible thing is that the fear box is like a miniature cannon, constantly attacking the unsuspecting Absalom.

"Damn it, I lost my mind!"

Absalom is indeed a body that has undergone transformation, with extraordinary magic resistance and toughness.

He reacted quickly and kicked the scare box away.

"Tips for carving insects!"

Absalom was bruised, but not fundamentally.

He raised his arms.

There are several rocket launchers strapped to his arms.

"Hand of the Dead", this is also Absalom's signature skill.

He uses his invisibility ability to make the bazooka in his hand transparent, making people mistakenly think that he can perform an attack similar to Kamehae Qigong with his bare hands.

However, due to the effect of the scaring box, the rocket launcher on Absalom's arm has already appeared.

That being the case, he stopped pretending and aimed directly at Pique and Sacco to attack.

"The object of the prank is you!"

At this moment, Shaco's whispers came to mind again.

Absalom turned his head hastily, when another Shako appeared behind him.

"But there is clearly another you in the arms of that fat boy in baby clothes!"

Absalom only had time to ask the question when Shako's knife stabbed him in the ass again.

This time Sacco showed no mercy.

The Bilgewater machete with just the right arc pierced it in, and then shook it vigorously up, down, left, and right.

Absalom let out a scream, clutched his buttocks and passed out.

"Next time, ask Dr. Hobak to replace you with an English ass, it's really vulnerable!"

Shaco wiped the dagger on him, showing a sneer of disdain.

At the same time, on the other side, Pique also noticed another Sacco appeared.

But he didn't have time to think about it, he had already picked up "Shaco" in his arms, and fell back hard.

boom!
This "Sacco" is naturally the clone of the devil clown.

The avatar was already brittle, and it wasn't full of blood. Under Pique's full blow, it immediately died and exploded.

Pique quickly covered his head with his hands, and his lower body sank into the "bottom of the water"

However, at this moment, the clown avatar that exploded turned into three scaring boxes.

At this moment, Senior Pique was surprised to find that his bloated belly disappeared, as did the ridiculous baby clothes on his body.

He became the successful man in a suit, with straight hair, tall and straight, young and rich. (as pictured)

On a rainy day, he accidentally met a cheerful and smiling girl.

"My name is Lucian, what's your name?"

"I?"

"My name is Peake, and I am...a bank clerk..."

……

Another stormy night.

The flowers in the hand fell to the ground.

The beautiful wife's face was ashen.

"Our child is dead!"

"You're not a bank clerk at all! You're a gangster!"

Cold rain and endless night.

The despairing look of his wife.

An irreparable tragedy.

lie.

oath.

Love.

Everything, the intertwined origin, appeared before Pique's eyes without warning.

He covered his head in horror.

Tears in the eyes blurred the eyes.

When I opened it again, it seemed that the ten years had passed again, and it seemed that it was just a moment.

Still the bloated belly, still the baby cap and the pacifier.

Only the tears on his face told Pique that he had indeed seen...saw his wife's smile just now...

"What ability is this?"

Pique knelt down in front of Sacco without warning.

He was covered in cuts and bruises, his face was full of tears, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth:

"Even if it's only once, please use that trick on me again, I want to hear Lucy announce my name again..."

Saco froze.

I have been riding the canyon for so many years, and this is the first time I heard someone ask to step on my box again.

He sighed:

"What you see is nothing but the fear and obsession in your heart."

"I don't know what you've been through, and I've never heard of your story. I'm just a clown and I can't help you, but..."

Sacco bent down and gently stuffed a business card into Pique's hand.

"Shurima Bird's Old General Hospital of Western Medicine?"

Pique looked at the text on the business card, showing a hint of disappointment:

"Thank you for your kindness, but it's useless. Even the best doctors in the world can't cure my wife's illness. She will only show a faint smile when I put on baby clothes..."

When talking about "the most brilliant doctor", Pique subconsciously glanced at Dr. Hobuck next to Moria.

The latter quickly nodded in agreement: "I've heard about your wife. As a surgeon, I can't help you at all. In fact, I can't even help my own lover...Of course, one day your wife dies. , you can bring her body to me..."

Hobak still wanted to say something unsightly, but Perona, a negative ghost, pierced through her body and knelt on the ground doubting life.

Listening to Hobak's words, Pique sighed, not surprised.

Saco, however, laughed:
"I don't know who the best doctor in the world is."

"But you can always trust Big Bird Medical, it is a place where miracles are created!"

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(End of this chapter)