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Chapter 134 Major General, Please Accept
The emperor smiled, pointed at the major general, and said, "Ask Xiao Ming if he will take you there." Then, he looked at Xiao Ming and said, "If you take her, you can go to the front."

As a result, the major general turned his face away angrily.He felt that this little girl seemed to be born at odds with him. "How can a woman go to the front line? I would rather disarm and return to the field than take her there." The major general replied angrily.

Lin Qiaoqiao lost her temper immediately and stood up.He ran up to the major general, put his hand on his waist, pointed his right index finger at the major general's nose, and began to shout.Lin Qiaoqiao said: "Don't look down on women! Believe it or not, this girl is better than you in commanding the battle! Do you dare to bet!"

The major general was humiliated, and turned his back to Lin Qiaoqiao.He shouted: "Don't think about it, Lin Qiaoqiao, this general told you that you deserve to stay in the back house and embroider~" It seems that Lin Qiaoqiao probably doesn't know how to embroider.Then he temporarily changed his words: "You can only play the piano and sing songs."

Immediately, the ministers who were snickering and the concubines covering their mouths were all around.Even the emperor watched from the sidelines, and San Dezi was already all smiles.

Lin Qiaoqiao said: "Is it tolerable or unbearable! What do you mean by playing the piano and singing songs! Do you mean I am a singer or something?"

The major general also realized that he had said something wrong, turned around and apologized. "I don't mean that general, let's talk about a singing woman who can sing as well as you!" Immediately, I saw the little girl in front of me with puffy cheeks and eyes spitting fire.Obviously, on the verge of going berserk. "It doesn't mean that, I misunderstood." Then, with a low face, he said in a low voice: "I praise you for singing well, better than sisters Yao from Goulanyuan." After this explanation, the major general himself felt It seems that the description is wrong.He looked up quickly, wanting to explain again.What greeted him was that heavy punch.Reflexively flying backwards, dodging the attack.This time, the major general regretted it again, walked back and straightened his back. "Hit me, I said the wrong thing. Just hit me, Miss Lin, I won't run away."

"Did you look down on me? You bullied me and I can't fly, right?" Lin Qiaoqiao raised her head, thinking about her toes, and roared.

The major general frowned, and then ordered a few big acupuncture points on his body. "Okay, I've sealed my internal strength, so I can't fly anymore. Miss Lin, hit me. I won't fight back."

Lin Qiaoqiao smiled with her mouth crooked, which gave people the feeling of a ruffian.She tore off the sides of her skirt, and immediately it became a cheongsam. "Accept the trick, Major General! Don't be beaten down by a woman, spread the word and let the world laugh at you."

What a choking statement!The major general is autistic. He said just now that he would not fight back. How can a real man break his promise.However, turning around and spreading the word that he couldn't beat a woman, what a shame.If his father didn't use a whip, it would be strange if he whipped him to death.

Uncle Guo was cunning and shouted: "Young General, let me do three tricks."

The major general immediately gave Uncle Guo a grateful look, and said, "This general tells you to do three moves, you can hit whatever you want, and you will never fight back."

Lin Qiaoqiao bent over, stretched her legs, and bounced around for a while. "That's what you said. Then don't regret it, because this girl only hits you three times." Lin Qiaoqiao turned her head and gave an evil wink.

The Major General was dumbfounded, Uncle Guo raised his left hand high and covered his face with his loose sleeves.This little girl doesn't play cards according to common sense!

"Major General, please accept the move. This first move is called Sweeping Thousands of Army, also known as Major General Falling Horse!" Lin Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows.Before the words fell, people rushed over.Immediately afterwards, Lin Qiaoqiao squatted down, creating a spinning tornado.

Everyone saw that the little girl stretched out her calf and retracted it very quickly.Boom.The major general fell to the ground.

Lin Qiaoqiao clapped her hands and stood aside, "How about it, this is the first move."

She must be out of character with me!The Major General clenched his hands into fists. If it had been someone else, he would have knocked him to the ground with one punch.How dare you put him on the ground in public, humiliating him like this.I also blame myself for being careless, I thought this little girl didn't have much strength.I really underestimated this quirky little girl!

"Are you sure the Major General won't fight back? Then I don't need to hide my clumsiness for the second move." Lin Qiaoqiao said.

The major general quickly stretched out his hand to block it, and asked with a sullen face, "May I ask Miss Lin, what's the name of this second trick?" He had to prepare in advance, he couldn't fight back, and he couldn't defend?
The corner of Lin Qiaoqiao's mouth twitched, and she said with a ruffian smile: "A little bit of water, also known as the Major General's sons and grandchildren's legs."

Immediately, everyone had black lines, this damn is a little too ruthless!The major general was tanned all year round from marching and fighting outside, and at this moment, his face was even darker.But it didn't diminish his handsomeness at all.It's a bit like Gu Tianle, when he is white, he is a creamy niche, but when he is dark, he is still very handsome.That handsome face with sharp edges and corners, at this moment, was gloomy.If it was as rumored outside, the Holy Majesty really gave him the marriage.Then if this little girl really came in in the future, he would definitely make her unable to get out of bed every morning.

It's so irritating!The major general's tightly clenched fists slammed, and the surrounding ministers could hear the crackling sound of the bones squeezed by the fist.The major general took up his horse stance on the spot.Gritting her teeth, she said, "Miss Lin, please give me your move. This general is already ready."

Lin Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows, "Major General, please take over."

I saw that the little girl made another long-distance run-up, and then was about to approach the goal.He jumped up from the spot, and with a semi-rotating movement, he raised one leg high and kicked straight towards the major general's crotch.

The major general's face turned even darker. This little girl really wanted to kick him to the death.The strength of the attacking legs was not light at all.Even though he was in a defensive posture, the major general's arm was numb from kicking.Immediately afterwards, Lin Qiaoqiao's next kick came over.The major general was not on guard anymore, and directly reached out to grab Lin Qiaoqiao's ankle that was waving towards him.

Lin Qiaoqiao turned her head, pretending to be shy, and said coquettishly, "Brother Ming~ You pinched his ankle~ It's necrotic."

The major general is not letting go, nor is it continuing to hold on.The most important thing is why the phrase "Brother Ming" didn't make him feel happy, but gave him goosebumps instead.When the major general was in a daze, Lin Qiaoqiao pulled his foot back.However, the shoes remained in the hands of the major general.The major general looked at the shoes in his hand, then looked aside, lowered his head, as if looking at the shy Lin Qiaoqiao.

All around are the laughter of ministers and concubines.

The major general hurried forward a few steps and squatted down. "It's the general who is being reckless." He squatted down and stretched out his hands.According to a normal girl's reaction, shouldn't it be, stretching out her feet shyly?Speechless!This little girl's brain circuit is completely different from ordinary people!

(End of this chapter)