An extraordinary journey from the beginning

Chapter 123: Here's the law, don't tell the ears of the three! (Please subscribe!)
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On the wicker chair, the quiet girl held a book and read it carefully. Her jet-black hair was casually laid on her shoulders without being tied up. Occasionally, a breeze blew across the balcony. She raised her head and straightened her hair in a very beautiful.

The eyebrows and eyes are clustered with the wind, and they are demure as the wind goes away. Looking at the book in her hand, the girl flips through the pages one by one, as if she doesn't care about what to read, and has no purpose to learn knowledge. There is no conflict of interest involved, she just focuses on the original characters in the book.

This feeling of inaction and randomness made her feel very good.

"Crack..."

There was a twisting sound of the doorknob, the girl put down the book, looked up, and then... a dark figure appeared at the door, and sneaked in to look at it.

Then a green and powerful rattan struck out quickly, instantly tied up the person, and fell to the floor in an instant.

"The law and order in this world is not very good, thieves will come to the door in broad daylight..." Li Shiqing muttered, and gently raised her hand and pulled hard.

Snapped……

As Li Shiqing pulled the cane, there was a slap on the floor, as if something wet had fallen, and the black figure fell to the ground, as if a piece of wet soil had been dropped.

"Stop talking, Shiqing, it's me, let me go!"

Covering his face, Lu Ming bared his teeth in pain, and shouted hastily, the attack was so ruthless, he fell in the face...

Li Shiqing was startled, raised her body slightly, walked to Lu Ming's side, took two quick steps back, covered her nose, and widened her eyes, "What are you doing, it stinks so much?"

I saw that Lu Ming's whole body was pitch-black, and every inch of exposed skin seemed to be covered with a volcanic mud mask. Of course, Li Shiqing was definitely not that kind of thing. First, Lu Ming never used it, and second, he hadn't heard of it yet. Volcanic mud is stinky.

"Have you heard of the essence-washing marrow in the novel... don't be surprised, untie me quickly~" After explaining, Lu Ming found himself still tied by rattan, lying on the floor like a loach skidding.

"Oh, you were thrown in the gutter and rolled?"

"You won't go to school to peek at Miss Sister being beaten, will you?" Li Shiqing frowned, expressing her doubts.According to her understanding of her boyfriend, it is not possible to go out and commit crimes, but it is definitely possible to brag and fart, and to flirt with a beautiful woman.

And he still went to school today...

"Washing the essence and cutting the marrow, it's really washing the essence and cutting the marrow, don't get it wrong~"

Lu Ming thought about it, swam into the bathroom one step at a time, locked the door, turned on the faucet, and then there was the sound of brushing water and...the smell.

Li Shiqing was doubting this, and when she felt the smell in the house had changed, she was startled, and hurried to the balcony to open every window, and then pressed the exhaust fan switch.

……

After half an hour.

"Comfortable~"

Looking at himself in the mirror, Lu Ming couldn't believe it. Every inch of his skin was white and tender, like a newborn baby.

Pulling the skin on his arm, a streak of blood appeared in an instant, and Lu Ming felt a little embarrassed again. This evolutionary route seems to be a bit too far...

After drying her hair and returning to the living room, the dirt on the floor has already been dragged and washed by Li Shiqing. I have to say that it is good to have a good wife and mother. Although she is a girlfriend for the time being, evolution will take place sooner or later.

"My fusion with that little tree has broken through 1%." After taking a breath, Lu Ming lay on Li Shiqing's lap and explained softly.

With the help of the card's control, Xiaoshu's power was fused with him every second, but the progress was extremely slow, and he usually felt warm in his body, and Lu Ming got used to it after a long time.

When he was in the car just now, the degree of fusion between his body and Xiaoshu unknowingly just broke through the 1% limit, and then this miraculous scene happened, all the dirt in his body was like a water pipe that suddenly burst, as if to continue Excessive substances, the water flow with nowhere to release finally found a vent, and black dirt began to squeeze out from every pore on the whole body.

Wash the essence and cut the marrow? !
It took only a second for this word to appear in his mind, and then he rushed home non-stop. As for why he didn't find a public toilet on the street?

First, I haven't changed my clothes, and second, this thing seems to be taking off faster, and there is no way to determine when it will stop.

Lu Ming didn't want to be treated as a refugee or a pervert by enthusiastic people on the street.

Fortunately, this feeling is very gentle. Apart from the smelly things that were removed, Lu Ming didn’t feel any other discomfort. On the contrary, after everything was over, he could feel as light as a swallow after moving his body a few times, which was obviously very good. His strong body felt much younger and immature at this moment.

There's a feeling of... being 16 again.

Lu Ming suddenly felt that if he traveled to an elite high school now, he seemed to be able to adapt again... The feeling of youth came back so quickly, it was really so amazing.

Obviously a few hours ago, I was still thinking about whether I could integrate into it...

"So, it's less than two months away?" After Lu Ming finished explaining, ignoring his strange thoughts, Li Shiqing calculated with her fingers, and frowned slightly.

According to the original plan and time calculation, after Lu Ming has merged to 10%, the card will take the two of them into the next world, but according to the progress at that time, it should take about two months to integrate to this progress.

At present, this progress seems to be accelerating, and it may take less than two months.

"Probably, there is still about a month~"

After calculating the progress, Lu Ming was a little uncertain. Afraid that she would be worried, he brought his ruddy arm closer to him, and changed the subject, "Smell it, am I delicious? I am a freshly baked big pig Hooves!"

"Big trotters? Ha, you really are~" Sure enough, Li Shiqing was amused, and couldn't stand his detached personality and brain nerves.

His thoughts are always so novel. It was the first time he saw a man claiming to be a big pig's hoof, as if he had put two labels on himself, for fear that others would not know that he was a scumbag.

"Yes, you are really a big pig's hoof, full of brains." Patting his face, Li Shiqing said with a smile, but it's really... Bai, she admitted, she was jealous, so she was about to pull hard.

"Don't talk!" Pushing her hand away, Lu Ming leaned forward again, and asked provocatively, "Tell me whether it smells good or not. After taking a bath, I feel that I smell better than you now! I'm a bit like Tang Monk." I feel it."

"I don't know if it smells good or not, but you seem to have evolved into a little boy?"

Li Shiqing looked at him curiously, couldn't help reaching out to poke his face again, this time it was not pulled away, the tender feeling was as if made of water... Li Shiqing felt a little weird, her boyfriend is so tender... …

Hmm, weird feeling.

"Little white face?"

The corner of his mouth twitched, this is not a good word, Lu Ming leaned his head closer, and said with a smile, "What? Miss Li Shiqing, are you planning to take care of me?"

"It's not impossible."

Following his example, pinching his nose, Li Shiqing smiled lightly.

She found that there seemed to be something strange about herself. Just like the book said, two people like each other, and eventually they will slowly change into each other's shape.

Now she can't help pinching Lu Ming's nose like Lu Ming pinched her nose.

The movements and demeanor are so natural.

She didn't mean to be ashamed either, of course it was just this second.

"...I don't think you can afford it~" Lu Ming raised his eyes and said after stroking his chin lightly.

"???" Li Shiqing was stunned, her eyes wide open, showing confusion.

Lu Ming didn't speak, looked at her and smiled, his eyes gradually moved down, and then Li Shiqing, who was noticed, slapped her down.

"Hey, hey, don't afford to lose?!"

"Can't afford to lose? I make you unable to lose!"

"You're mentally ill!" Li Shiqing's face was blood red, and turned livid for a moment, unpredictable, but no matter what, the movements of her hands didn't stop, and when she pinched Lu Ming's neck, it was like a random hammer!
Hello!

Let you mouth hi!

ah ah!He is really too much!

At this moment, she really had the urge to beat him to death.

After playing around (struggling vigorously) for a while, the two changed positions, and Li Shiqing was lying in Lu Ming's arms looking at him unhappily, and she even ground her teeth, wishing to have the urge to bite twice.

"Just kidding, no matter what happens to my daughter-in-law, I will never dislike her."

"Disgusted? Are you endless, right?" Li Shiqing was about to get up as she spoke, but was quickly pressed down by Lu Ming.

"No, no, I plead guilty and receive punishment."

"Tell me how you plan to admit your mistake."

Stretching out her hand against his chin, so as not to let him lower his head and play foolishly, Li Shiqing continued, "Cut this on me, I want to see the actual action!"

"...Uh, I'm Tang Monk meat now, I should let you eat it right away~" A flash of lightning flashed in his empty mind, Lu Ming slightly bent his upper body, and said with a smile, putting the word'eat' in the tone The bite is extraordinarily heavy.

Well, that's right, there's nothing wrong with it.

As a boyfriend who is very positive in three views and five senses, if you have something good, you have to share it with your partner; now that you have become a Tang monk, there is nothing wrong with sharing yourself!
This absolutely makes sense logically.

After sniffing his nose, Lu Ming moved his index finger and couldn't help but force himself down.

"Well……"

Her ears were red, before she could say anything, feeling the distance between each other, Li Shiqing felt slightly flustered, even though she had prepared countless times in her heart, even though the two of them had already become intimate with each other through their normal behavior.

But when it comes to that step, she still can't help feeling flustered, her head is slightly confused, her heart is involuntarily lacking in oxygen, and her body temperature can't help but rise...

Um...how should I say it?

……

Have no idea……

That,……

Luckily, she closed her eyes in the mess, as if I didn't understand anything, and I was about to fall asleep, but she knew from the extremely unsteady heavy breathing and the unconscious trembling of her nose. Definitely did not sleep.

Then, she felt that Lu Ming slapped her face...

... three times.

The surroundings were empty and quiet, and he still didn't make any other moves.

won't it?
No experience?

The curiosity in her heart made Li Shiqing couldn't help but secretly opened her eyes and looked at him.

I saw Lu Ming with clear eyes, holding her in one hand, and resting his chin in thought with the other hand.

What was he thinking about?
How would you like to proceed?
Isn't it called four T's?
His mouth is so high?

Not at all?
Then I...

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"~" Suddenly, Li Shiqing stretched out her hand and poked his arm, then quickly closed her eyes, her eyelashes fluttered slightly, and her breathing quickened by two minutes.

Well, I fell asleep, I was sleepwalking just now...

it wasn't me just now

Huh, nervous, nervous!

"Shiqing, do you understand?" How could that poke be hidden from Lu Ming? When he lowered his head and was about to poke again, he seemed to think of something, and flicked her forehead three times with his fingers.

Well, in broad daylight... what are you thinking about?

Patriarch Bodhi taught the Dharma by knocking on Wukong three times. I knocked three times and knocked three times. She should understand, right?
The Buddha said: Don't spread the Dharma to the ears of three people!
My way of thinking is fine! ! !

Tonight, in the middle of the night, in the wing room, hehe!
Her eyes were extremely clear and energetic. After she opened them, Lu Ming blinked playfully, with an expression that you understand.

Li Shiqing: "..."

What does he mean?
Still winking at me?
With a weird smile on his face, he could feel that his heart was also... laughing....

Breathing slightly stagnated, Li Shiqing felt that Lu Ming was watching her joke, and her face suddenly turned crimson, her pretty face was hot, and she was a little bit ashamed and angry, but she was still spinning at a high speed.

He shouldn't be that stupid, right?
No way? ! ,No way? !

"Hey, you're so smart~" Looking at her expression, Lu Ming felt that Li Shiqing understood and became shy, and couldn't help but smile more intensely on his face.

She agreed, oh my!

Awesome!
Lu Ming was a little excited, and the corner of his mouth could not stop smiling, even a little crazy.

It's enough for him to smile, and he can still smile like this... It's okay to laugh, he still hugged me and smiled stupidly.

Suddenly, Li Shiqing felt that she was being played. The embarrassment that had just arisen turned into an inexplicable anger in 0.012 seconds. She pushed him away with a slap, and Li Shiqing ran back to the bedroom covering her face.

That's abominable!

Lu Ming: "..."

Wasn't it good just now... shy?

"Ahem, Shiqing, what's the matter?" Adhering to the good habit of asking questions, Lu Ming knocked on the door. As for why she knocked, because the door was locked by Li Shiqing. At this moment, she was hugging the pillow, biting I wanted to eat the pillow.

Listening to the psychopath outside knocking on the door shamelessly, she roared viciously:

"roll!"

"...Then, do you understand?" The deafening voice came, a little scared, but he was a little worried when the main story was turned around, he hesitated for a while, Lu Ming boldly continued to ask.

Girlfriend, let her scold a few words without losing a piece of meat.

Once it's done, it's done!
"...Do you understand what? Are you mentally ill? Did you break your brain today?"

"???"

Counting with his fingers, Lu Ming smiled again and ran to the kitchen to cook.

One two three, three questions, three question marks...

There's nothing wrong with it, it's equal to my three strikes, Li Shiqing must understand! ! !

No, I have to deepen my impression, eat three dishes for lunch! ! !

Thinking like this, a certain person is farting, Le Zai Le Zai went to study which three dishes to cook, and his mind was still divergent thinking, it must be three different cuisines, it must be three kinds For different tastes, there must be three different colors...

Oh, by the way, you have to use three types of rice too!

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Elite schools.

With the bell for the end of get out of class, the students in the classroom rushed to the cafeteria, and it was time for the once-a-day meal.

"Auntie, I need two chicken legs, one pig's trotter, and chicken fillets..."

"Frame" put the lunch box on the steps, Han Duoduo swiped his card and said, "Auntie, I'm just like that silly Baitian in front!"

"Little girl, it's not good for you to eat two servings alone." The aunt serving food in the cafeteria looked at her in a daze, put down the spoon she habitually raised, and said kindly, "You eat a lot, and it's easy to eat double servings." It hurts my stomach."

"...Auntie, you read wrong, I and that silly Baitian in front are two people, each eats his own food!"

"Han Duoduo, who are you calling stupid and sweet?"

"I'm talking about you~ Lin Miaomiao."

The two were holding their necks and refused to give in to each other. At this moment, Deng Xiaoqi quickly pulled Lin Miaomiao's arm, "Don't argue, the back will be blocked soon, and it will be a disaster if that devil, the life teacher, finds out."

Lin Miaomiao looked back, everyone stretched out their giraffe-like necks, and looked at this side curiously... It's really rare for twins to quarrel.

"Go, go, go!"

Panicked, Lin Miaomiao hurriedly dragged Deng Xiaoqi away before she could argue with Han Duoduo.

"Auntie, is there a problem with that one just now?" Han Duoduo put the plate on the table again.

"Okay, no problem, you twins, you should have said earlier..."

Auntie was taken aback and smiled.

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　What am I pulling?I'm pulling 404~~haha
　　
　
(End of this chapter)