Chapter 2 Roommate
Zuo Wu came to this planet as a "law enforcer" at the beginning.

The so-called law enforcers have no identity checks, no background checks, and they don't need to have any outstanding resumes.As long as you can prove that you have the ability to deter unruly labor from various planets.

To put it bluntly, they are local hooligans hired by the colonial star government.

Zuo Wu is not interested in being a local ruffian, but he is interested in the apartment he can be allocated after becoming a law enforcement officer.

At present, when there are many people and few lands, each person is allocated a large one-story house that can be assembled.It's just that the law enforcement officers are divided into two rooms, and the bureaucrats who go up are divided into one room.And the workers can only squeeze together and share a room with fifteen roommates.

The artificially divided classes are the magic weapon for maintaining the stability of the colonial planet.

Pushing the door open, his roommate had already returned home early, and was sleeping soundly on the sofa with his head tilted.

According to the classification of the Star Sea Alliance, the roommate is a standard human female, but a mixed race of some sea monsters.Its smooth cheeks and forehead were covered with a few white scales, and a few tentacles extended from the back of her neck, surrounding her neck like a pillow.

She seemed to hear the movement, and she was still wearing a powered exoskeleton, and her slender legs resting on the coffee table moved a little.Sleepy, rubbed his eyes, fiddled with short pearly white hair, opened his eyes, smiled, and saluted Zuo Wu: "Hello, former law enforcement officer 44132... What did you bring back?"

"My name is Zuo Wu, not the former Law Enforcer 44132." Zuo Wu grinned and put the elf he bought on the sofa.

"There are too many people with a two-character name! Three of our neighbors are named Gulu, four are named Zoe, and I have a few colleagues named Paji. Compared with them, 'Zuo Wu' is not good. It’s hard to remember, it’s better to make your former law enforcement officer 44132 more comfortable.”

She giggled and pointed at the elf again: "So what did you bring back..."

"No, Ai Shanshan, there is no need to discuss it, this is my insistence," Zuo Wu put on a long-winded momentum: "Or do you want to listen to this surname and the thousands of years of history hidden in it? history, and the difference between it and those silly onomatopoeic names?"

"Don't, don't," the roommate raised his hands in surrender: "So what you brought back is... Hey, what did you just call me?"

"Call you Aishanshan, isn't your number 33233 the Law Enforcer? Aishanshan is a name taken from it."

"Huh? Aishanshan? It's okay. Forget it, whatever you want," she snorted nasally, neither affirming nor denying: "So why have you been changing the topic since just now? Hey, you brought it back What the hell is it!"

Ai Shanshan's curiosity seemed to have been fully aroused, his legs in power armor swayed, making the coffee table that was about to fall apart even more precarious.

Zuo Wu couldn't stand the light from Ai Shanshan's round eyes, let alone the shyness emerging from his heart.Just like introducing a newly married wife to a friend, I always subconsciously want to procrastinate.

However, I still need Ai Shanshan's help, and confessing as soon as possible is the right way.Zuo Wu scratched his cheek: "She... she bought it from my store, the one I bought..."

"...Wow, she's so pitiful. Just don't let me see while you're enjoying it, I can't stand that,"

Ai Shanshan stood up and patted Zuo Wu on the shoulder: "Don't be too psychologically stressed, the pursuit of delicious food is everyone's natural right. If you want to blame it, we are to blame for the defeat of the Imperial Alliance. The main animal husbandry planets are lost. Come on!"

"No, I don't want this, no, I think, but in another form," Zuo Wu made several gestures: "But it's not in the stomach, it's that, that..."

"Huh? Ha," Ai Shanshan suddenly took a step back, and the hand that just patted Zuo Wu's shoulder wiped back and forth on the hem of his clothes: "Yes, that's right. Some people like to eat bread, and some people like bread." Serve the bread. It’s just that this is the habit of the crustaceans... Ah, it’s okay, that, I have to go to work, so I will leave the apartment to you first?”

"No, but it's very close, but still not," Zuo Wu frowned and thought for a while, then shook his head:

"I don't want to use strong ones. I hope... I love her. Yes, you can download some old novels and read them. The ones with only one hero and heroine each have that feeling..."

Ai Shanshan froze for a moment, and looked at Zuo Wu with subtle eyes, as if his roommate who had been abnormal had finally gone crazy.But deep down, there is a kind of fanaticism that has been passed down for a long time.

"I seem to understand," she pinched her chin, pondering for a moment: "So what do you want to do to achieve the so-called love between you and her? Don't follow the methods in the novel, I don't think there is any reliable one."

"It's very simple. Don't you think she has lost her hands and feet now?" Zuo Wu glanced at the elf, helped her pull a thin blanket to cover it, and turned around: "I'll help her find it, and then connect it to her." , so I have taken a big step forward from 'she loves me'? No matter how bad it is, at least it can dispel her vigilance a little bit, right?"

"Humph?"

Ai Shanshan didn't answer, but just lifted the blanket that Zuo Wugang had put on the elf.Touch her skin with your fingertips and feel:

"Really? Don't look at this slender girl, she has very well-developed muscles. She might be a warrior from an indigenous planet. Most warriors are well-informed, so I think your little tricks won't be very effective. "

"You have to try." Zuo Wu saw the pained expression appearing in Elf's brows and eyes again, and felt an inexplicable tug in his heart.

"Okay, just try it. So, you came to me specifically to discuss, what do you want me to do?"

"I found out that there were two people who bought her hands and feet, one was the worm from Stru, and the other was the psionic body of the Electric Energy Alliance. There are only videos, but no names. I want them to tell me someone who is no longer a law enforcement officer. It's kind of hard to say."

"Who told you to resign out of nowhere, you want me to find someone for you, right? Hehe, you know the conditions," Ai Shanshan stretched out his hand, his eyes bent into crescents: "Pocket money~ give me pocket money!"

Zuo Wu clicked his tongue, and stretched out his hand to hold the catkin she stretched out.As the lightning flashed, Ai Shanshan shivered and let out a soft sigh of satisfaction.

"Should that be enough?"

"Enough is enough, come on, show me the video." She withdrew her hand, and the laziness in her voice turned into an energetic virtuous one.

Zuo Wu nodded, and scratched a few times in the air.The personal computer used by everyone in this era is basically integrated in the visual organ.There are also models that are planted directly in the brain, but they have not been very popular with groups like Zuo Wu and Ai Shanshan who keep their flesh and blood.

The computer integrated into the human retina is called the "horizon".

Ai Shanshan's vision received the video, and he frowned and watched for a while: "The worms are easy to deal with. They report to the queen of their respective communities every day. The psionic body is a bit difficult, and there is no fixed shape...you Why do psionic creatures buy meat? They can't eat it."

"Who knows, you said that the worms are easy to find? Then leave quickly," Zuo Wu pulled Ai Shanshan and walked out: "If you are late, you will be in trouble, go quickly."

"Wait, lock the door, don't forget to lock the door!"

The two left the apartment noisily.In the room, only the painful panting of the elf on the sofa remained.

A few minutes after they left the apartment.

The elf opened his eyes suddenly, and immediately cried out in pain.She gritted her teeth, swallowed the pain, swayed her body, and fell off the sofa in embarrassment.

(End of this chapter)

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