Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 808 Extra Chapter 1 Challenge Li Poluo!Football All Stars!
The time is July 2022, 6.

International Children's Day.

Four days ago, on May 5, on the stage of the UEFA Champions League final, New Wimbledon, the overlord of the new era of the Premier League and the crazy gang, defeated the newly formed Galacticos and Real Madrid with a slight advantage of 28:17. Reached the top of Europe the following year.

Four days later, many players who participated in the finals gathered together again.

On this Children's Day, the first European Football All-Star Tournament has a grand opening!
In fact, a long time ago, many people put forward similar ideas:
Football can completely refer to the NBA's All-Star Weekend and hold its own All-Star Game!
For example, you can form the respective representative teams of the Premier League, Serie A, Bundesliga, and La Liga, and have a four-nation melee!

——As for Ligue [-], the reason why they can squeeze into the "five major leagues" is more to give France a little face!
But this proposal disappeared as Messi and Ronaldo jointly ruled the football world, especially after Ronaldo joined Real Madrid, the Spanish century derby, in a certain sense, has symbolized the top competition in European football.

The two top giants, the two top superstars, and a large number of top players!

The Premier League, Serie A, Bundesliga... It is inevitable that they will be bleak in front of them.

But with the birth of Li Poluo, everything became different again.

In particular, the postponement of the 2022 World Cup to winter has made this proposal possible again.

And... the first contest was first proposed by Li Poluo!
"Let's get the best coaches and players together!"

"I am willing to accept the challenge of the whole world!"

After careful consideration, UEFA President Ceferin made a decision:

"UEFA is willing to host this event!"

As a shrewd lawyer, he has already smelled the euro from this event!

The FA, which is heavily bureaucratized and unresponsive, had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and won the right to host the first All-Star Game, using Wembley Stadium, with a total capacity of more than 90000 people, as the main stadium of the game. Obtain the right to income from tickets.

UEFA's main work focuses on two areas:
One is to build momentum extensively, and organize fans from all over Europe and even the world to participate in the event, and select the all-star lineup through online voting.

The second is to set up competitions scientifically and reasonably.

After all, football and basketball are different. The regular events of the NBA All-Star, in addition to the All-Star Tournament, mainly include the player's personal skills game, three-pointers, and the most watched slam dunk contest.

Correspondingly, UEFA has set up dribbling competitions, direct free kicks, penalty shootouts, and fancy shooting contests.

Dribbling skills competition, the competition is who can control the ball to run around the obstacle in the shortest time.

Direct free kicks and penalty shootouts are compared with the accuracy of shooting.

In order to give the majority of goalkeepers a sense of participation, UEFA will randomly assign a top goalkeeper as a defensive player in the free kick and penalty kick session. The goalkeeper who saves the most shots will also get extra rewards!
As for the fancy shooting contest, it is an environment of pure brainstorming. Players can perform high-altitude bombing in front of the goal, diving to the top, upside-down golden hook, ultra-long-distance burst shooting, small-angle shooting, heel shooting, back of the head shooting, big butt Shooting, shooting with a big windmill, hitting the crossbar to bounce a shot, turning a 360-degree shot in the air...

You can also learn from the NBA routines, with the help of tables, chairs, benches, spring beds, teammates, team mascots, beer walls, luxury cars, even helicopters and fireworks!

UEFA also welcomes the latter methods very much. While the players are playing their shots well, they can also play a wave of advertisements for the sponsors of the event...

And as the seven judges of the fancy shooting contest, all of them are famous without exception!

Pele, Maradona, Beckenbauer, Rummenigge, Keegan, Van Basten, Ronaldo.

——Due to the impact of time-space fission, the lifespans of the two world champions have been quietly extended...

In addition to the two top players, the minimum selection threshold for the other five judges is two Golden Globe Awards!

What Gullit, Baggio, Weah, Summer, Owen, Kaka, Rivaldo, Figo, Ronaldinho, Shevchenko, Cannavaro, Nedved, Qi Dane...he only has one Golden Globe award, so he is not qualified to be a judge at all!

Originally, there was another bigwig who was fully qualified to be a judge, that is, Michel Platini, who was elected Mr. Ballon d'Or three times and a representative figure of French football. However, the lawsuit against the former UEFA president has not yet ended. Unable to attend public events...

Surprisingly, in the first dribbling skill competition, the championship was won by a not-so-famous player.

That's Adama Traore at Wolves...

Since no shots were arranged at the end of the dribbling skill competition, this red and blue abandoned player who debuted in the Basara Masia youth training camp, in terms of dribbling breakthrough ability, is indeed quite explosive!
In the free kick competition, Southampton's Ward-Prowse beat Messi, Pjanic and other famous players to win the championship, and also had a small upset.

As for the winner of the penalty shootout, Ronaldo, who relied on his firm eyes and broke the goal 5 times in a row, defeated the British star Kane, Mexico's head striker Raul Jimenez, and his national team teammates—— Bruno Fernandez.

In order to give other players a chance to survive, Lee Polo did not sign up for these individual performance events, otherwise he could put on gloves and stand opposite Ronaldo!

He can guarantee that the King of Portugal will never score a penalty kick!
And the much-anticipated champion of fancy shooting was actually won by a 41-year-old veteran.

This veteran comes from far away Sweden, and his name is Zlatan!
He performed an in-situ 360-degree whirlwind kick shot at the middle circle. After the ball flew 50 meters, it precisely hit the lower edge of the crossbar and bounced into the net. The angle was so good that even Li Polo couldn't help watching it. I'm ashamed! -
After the bustling solo performances were over, the main event finally came:
All-Star Rivalry!

Football All-Star Vs Lee Polo Friends Team!

Football All-Star, with five top coaches including Guardiola, Klopp, Mourinho, Ancelotti, and Tuchel, the player lineup is even more difficult to look directly at:

Goalkeepers: Courtois, Alisson, Donnarumma.

Defenders: Davies, Alaba, Van Dijk, Rudiger, Dias, Kimmich, Ashraf, Cancelo
Midfielders: Kante, Modric, Kroos, Casemiro, De Bruyne, Pogba, Jorginho

Forwards: Ronaldo, Messi, Mbappe, Lewandowski, Neymar, Benzema, Harland, Salah, Kane

Since the rules of the game do not limit the number of substitutions, these superstars can get the chance to play!
As for Li Polo, he just randomly put together a set of 442 based on the Wimbledon lineup:

Goalkeeper: Big Martin.

Defenders: Special Olympics, Romero, Upamecano, Jones.

Midfielders: Dias, Rice Jr., Locatelli, Parejo (Captain Varen)
Forwards: Li Polo, Rodrygo (Varen left winger)
Their bench is not deep, only the teammates of Xie A, Ampadu, Teddy, DePaul, Lingard, Odoi, Origi, etc., the starlight is obviously not bright enough.

But... who cares?
Lee Polo doesn't care, Ronaldo and Messi don't care, UEFA doesn't care, sponsors don't care, and the audience in front of the TV doesn't care!

They only care about one thing, facing the all-star team gathered by all the heroes, how many can Lee Polo score?

在45+15+45分钟之后，正值巅峰的李波罗用22:8的比分告诉了全世界：
Although my defense is a little weak, but... as long as I can score goals, it doesn't matter!
Although this event is called the "All-Star Competition", it is essentially the "Lee Polo Challenge"!
If you want to challenge Lee Polo, let’s talk about it in 10 years!

(End of this chapter)