Football's Number One Madman

Entering the 2021-2022 season, the order of football has finally gradually returned to normal.

The stadium, which had been empty for more than a year, ushered in noisy fans again.

After winning the European Cup, Lee Polo encountered a rather small problem:

Many of Wimbledon's teammates had disputes with the club...

For example, Harland, who he regards as his successor, has expressed his hope of transferring through his agent.

The reason is simple:
"Haaland has no right to fire in the team!"

"This seriously restricts Haaland's further development!"

Looking at Harland's season data, Li Polo couldn't help but want to swear:
"54 appearances, 68 goals, 103 assists, European silver boot award, third in assist list... What further development do you need?"

In order to put pressure on the mad gang, the manager let out another word:

"Real Madrid is willing to pay 2 million pounds!"

In this era of global economic sluggishness, 2 million pounds is really a lot!

Lee Polo immediately issued an order to General Manager Powell:
"sold!"
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In order to fight against the heyday of Wimbledon, Real Madrid Chairman Florentino began to rebuild the Galacticos.

He not only poached the second striker Harland from the Crazy Gang, but also bought another talented superstar from Paris Saint-Germain-Mbappé for the same price!

Only the shooter is of course not enough. In order to solve the problem of aging defense, Lafayette also poached Alaba from the Bundesliga overlord Bayern with a high salary, and signed the nearly 3000-year-old from Rennes in the Ligue 21 at a cost of [-] million euros. Brazilian midfielder Camavinga.

At the same time, he also bought Pogba from Manchester United with only one year left in his contract, which brought the team's creativity to another level!
At this point, the third-generation Galaxy battleship officially set sail!

Goalkeepers: Courtois, Lunin

Defenders: Carvajal, Militao, Alaba, Mendy, Nacho, Marcelo, Odriozola

Midfielders: Modric, Camavinga, Casemiro, Pogba, Kroos, Isco, Valverde, Ceballos

Forwards: Mbappe, Haaland, Benzema, Vinicius, Rodrygo, Bale, Hazard, Arsensio, Vazquez, Mariano

"Hala, Madrid!"

Shortly after the ambitious Florentino yelled the slogan, UEFA made a show of it.

They directly drew the UEFA Champions League new champion Wimbledon and La Liga runner-up Real Madrid in the same group in the UEFA Champions League group stage draw!
Group D: New Wimbledon, Real Madrid, Ajax, AC Milan!

Lee Polo, who just received the UEFA Player of the Year honor, said meaningfully:
"Ajax and Milan are both very good teams, no matter which one of them enters the knockout round, I will be very happy!"

Ancelotti, who had just taken over the Real Madrid coach from the resigned Zidane, quickly called Florentino:

"Is it too late for me to regret it now?"
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After all, Real Madrid's strength is still better than Jiafu and Milan. They won all four duels and did not give their opponents any hope.

Because they know very well that unless the mad gang releases water to Milan or Jiafu, Real Madrid will never fall to the third place in the group.

But today's Lee Polo will no longer allow his team to deliberately lose!
Wimbledon lived up to Real Madrid's expectations, with 6 victories, and a strong qualifying with the Galacticos!
In the knockout round, they each defeated their opponents, and met again in the final...

The third-generation galaxy battleship was sunk by the mad gang for the third time in one season!
In the past season, Lee Polo has already discovered a problem:
His scoring efficiency has obviously fallen into a bottleneck period!
这个赛季，他代表狂帮出战38场联赛、5场联赛杯、6场足总杯、11场欧冠、1场欧超、1场社区盾、2场世俱杯，在这64场比赛里，他总共轰入1398球，场均21.84球。

Although this efficiency is very high, compared with last season's 17.8 goals, it has only increased by 22.7%, and the momentum of progress has fallen off a cliff!

Although he scored crazy points in the national team's game, after all, the number of games is limited: a total of 10 goals in 273 games.

Even if you add 7 goals in 136 games in the European Cup, it is only 17 goals in 409 games.

综合来看，从2020年6月到2021年6月，李波罗总计出战81场，攻入1807球。

Averaged 22.3 goals per game!
Calculated according to basketball scoring rules, a penalty kick counts as 1 point, a penalty kick counts as 2 points, and a long-range shot counts as 3 points. Lee Polo is also a scoring maniac who can score 50+ per game!
And this season's NBA scoring leader, Stephen Curry, averaged only 32 points per game!
Lee Polo blocked the mouths of those basketball fans by himself:

"Who says there are few goals in football matches?"
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Practically speaking, there must be a limit to the number of goals that can be sustained in a 90-minute football match.

In June 2022, Lee Polo used another season to reach this conclusion.

In the past season, he has scored a total of 1613 goals in the same number of club appearances, averaging 25.2 goals per game!
At the national team level, where it is easier to score points, he only scored 10 goals in 311 games.

A total of 74 goals in 1924 games for the two items, an average of just 26 goals per game...

After reaching this level, it is almost impossible to go further!
At this time, Lee Polo's seven attributes have all reached the full value, so theoretically speaking, he has already represented the limit of human beings.

Unless the opponent is too weak, it is really difficult to score 30 goals in a single game!

Even if he is as strong as Lee Polo, he can't maintain the efficiency of one goal per 3 minutes!

After all, his opponents will definitely do everything they can to prevent the defense, consume time, and disrupt the offensive rhythm.

To put it another way, in the match against Crazy Gang, his opponents are no longer seeking to actively attack and limit Li Boluo, but to pursue more bad performances on the basis of defense!
And due to various reasons, the referee also turned a blind eye to such behavior...

So this season, there are a total of 7 referees in European football. Unfortunately, accidents occurred during the game, such as being hit on the head by the ball, breaking the calf by a player, or even just looking at Li Polo, and inexplicably doing splits. hurt a muscle...
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In December 2022, the Qatar World Cup will start as scheduled.

With overwhelming momentum, England swept the United States, Wales, and Iran in the group stage. They also defeated Senegal, France, and Morocco in the knockout rounds, and finally met Argentina in the final.

Faced with Messi, Di Maria, and DePaul who were already on their last legs, Li Polo suddenly understood one thing.

His eyes passed over Messi and fell on his club teammate DePaul:

"Two years ago, you transferred from Barcelona to Wimbledon at a low price, so that's what you meant!"

DePaul, with a stubble face, stood tightly behind Messi, like a loyal bodyguard.

Facing Li Poluo's doubts, he smiled very frankly:

"Yes, Polo, you and I are teammates and good friends, but... Leo is my big brother! It's my only belief!"

His eyes are extremely firm, like a martyr who is ready to die for the country at any time:

"The reason why I am lurking by your side is to study you at the closest distance, and then...defeat you!"

Lee Polo shrugged his shoulders:

"And then? What did you find out?"

The determined expression on DePaul's face collapsed in an instant!

He played in Kuangbang for two and a half seasons. Not only did he not find any way to deal with Li Boluo, but he watched Li Boluo evolve from an ordinary person who averaged 10 goals per game to a monster who averaged 25 goals per game!

"Sorry, Polo."

DePaul gritted his teeth tightly:

"For Argentina, I can only choose...to die with you!"

In the 10th minute of the game, when DePaul was defending Li Polo, he shoveled his opponent away with an all-out shovel!
Li Polo rolled several times on the ground, and finally slammed into Otamendi, who came to defend, and the latter immediately lost his legs and fell to the ground!

Otamendi was carried out of the court by the team doctor, but Li Polo stood up like a normal person.

DePaul's heart is broken!

He fought for a red card, but only killed his teammates!
Argentina, which played more with less, could only retreat with all members in the game, but was still beaten through the city repeatedly by the Three Lions led by Li Polo!

"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

As the final whistle blew, England successfully defended their World Cup title in Qatar!
Argentina is one step away from the Hercules Cup and returns home again!

In this cold winter, Messi announced that he will leave the mainstream league at the end of the season!

And as early as the hot summer, Ronaldo, his lifelong enemy, had already switched to the American Major League, and went to seek gold for pensioners!
Playing football is for fun, not for abuse!
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