Football's Number One Madman

Pickford, the first goalkeeper of the England national team, finally showed a happy smile.

Because after the friendly match with the Japanese team, the substitute goalkeeper James Shea suffered from the flu and had to go home early to rest.

In the next two UEFA Europa League group matches, Pickford was able to logically squeeze out the above-mentioned accountant and become the first-choice goalkeeper!
His first opponent is the 2018 World Cup runner-up, the "European Red Devils", and the Belgian team! -
"Sorgen, why didn't your eldest brother come?"

On November 11, still at the new Wembley Stadium, Lee Polo welcomed this familiar opponent.

He posed the above question to Thorgan Hazard, who started the game:
"He's not avoiding me, is he?"

Little Hazard snorted slightly embarrassedly:
"he is injured."

As Hazard's younger brother, Hazard Jr. was also a Chelsea player - obviously as a bonus.

But in the Chelsea first team where Lukaku, Salah, and De Bruyne could not get a stable chance, Hazard Jr. had no place at all, and was finally cleaned out by Mourinho.

After several seasons of hard work, he made a breakthrough in the Bundesliga and gradually became a frequent visitor to the Belgian national team.

Of course, one of the important reasons why Hazard was able to get more opportunities in the national team is... the big Hazard, who is also a left winger with him, has suffered too many injuries in the past two years!
Since leaving Chelsea and joining Real Madrid in the summer of 2019, Hazard, who could maintain a 90% attendance rate every season, suddenly became vitreous. In the first season, he suffered four injuries and took a total of five rests In March, he missed 60% of the team's games!
Hazard, who has been unable to find his form for a long time, only played 16 times in the league, 6 times in the Champions League, and 2 times in the cup. In total, he only scored 24 goal in 1 games. The demeanor of the two superstars, the Ballon d'Or and the top three players in the world...

Compared with his last season at Chelsea, he played 48 games in all competitions and scored a full 40 goals!
——For comparison, Lee Polo, who is strong and strong, only participated in 52 games and scored 342 goals.

That was the season with the most terrifying scoring efficiency in his career, and it was also an important reason why Real Madrid bought him out.

But he didn't expect that just after he left Chelsea, he encountered an unimaginable ruthless curse!
Real Madrid fans already regard Hazard as the first parallel importer in team history!

After seeing Hazard, Bell, who also declined due to frequent injuries, is simply worth the money!
After all, Bell also won several heavyweight championships for Real Madrid!
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In addition to Hazard's absence due to injury, there are many main players in the Belgian team who did not play.

For example, Courtois, their main goalkeeper, accidentally strained his thigh muscle because he trained too hard the previous afternoon...

As a popular candidate for the best goalkeeper in the world in recent years, many people have hoped for Courtois, hoping that he can create a little difficulty for Lee Polo, but they did not expect that this matchup would be over before it even started !

In addition, Batshuayi, who is also a former Chelsea player, two defenders Alderweireld, Vertonghen, midfielder Tielemans, Dembele, Chadley...

Almost all Belgian players who played in the 2018 World Cup final were injured within a week before the game!
[UEFA does not agree to directly award the trophy to England, Belgium chooses to raise its hands and surrender! 】

Belgium thought that by showing weakness on its own initiative, it could gain the opponent's understanding, so that the game would not be too ugly.

But looking at the group of "younger generation" opponents in front of him, Li Polo didn't show any mercy.

Who made them Belgium has always been the top three in FIFA rankings, and even occupied the first place in the super team!
Facing such a super strong team, Lee Polo has always had high morale!

He was very afraid that after more than ten years, when those younger generations were studying their own goals, they would suddenly jump out a sentence:
"Thirty percent of Lee Polo's goals were scored by teams ranked below 30 in the world!"

So... Belgium, playing in the second-tier lineup, encountered the most violent bombing by Lee Polo!

He scored 82 goals in 21 minutes, averaging one goal every 4 minutes!
As for why he only played 82 minutes before taking a break?
This is the basic respect for the second team sent by Belgium!
The other party has sent young people to fight, and he is also showing with practical actions:

"I didn't try my best either."

"Everyone put water!"

李波罗21球1传，拉什福德2球1传，拉什福德1球3传，亨德森1球5传，威尔希尔0球7传、阿诺德0球5传、琼斯0球1传、马奎尔1球2传……

The dignified "European Red Devils" Belgium, at its peak moment, ushered in the worst defeat in history!
26: 0!
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Only three days later, on November 11, England met their fourth-round opponent, Denmark, at home.

As the homeland of Andersen and the world-famous "fairy tale kingdom", Denmark once miraculously won the European Cup in 1992 and staged a fairy tale, but this time, from the head coach to the players, to their domestic fans, there is no fantasy at all. fairy tale".

What Eriksson, Hoibel, Christensen, Dolberg, Schmeichel Jr...

These main players did not travel with the team at all!

Instead, most of them enjoy family happiness in a warm home!
Lee Polo, who watched the 2020 European Cup in his previous life, can also treat the young Danish team without worrying about Eriksson's heart... as much as he wants!
The reserve force of the Danish team is obviously not as good as that of Belgium. In front of Li Polo who is fully fired, they are even inferior to the Japanese team's lineup in Europe...

It's just that, compared to the professional Japanese players, the Danish young people are obviously more Buddhist.

Whenever England scored a goal, the Danish side had to hang their heads for a long time, resulting in a great waste of kick-off time.

So... Although the opponent's strength is not as good as the Japanese team, Lee Polo's goals did not exceed 28 goals, but stopped at 26 goals.

The score of the whole game was also fixed at 28:0...

Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, who was studying the video in Manchester, was shivering and feeling extremely grateful:
"In the three national team matches, Lee Polo scored a total of 75 goals! An average of 25 goals per game!"

"Before this guy... he really was preserving his strength!"

"It's okay, thanks to Gary Neville, we don't have to face too tragic a result!"
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On November 11, the anxious Solskjaer finally ushered in the ninth round of the Premier League.

Wimbledon visited Old Trafford as scheduled.

Accompanied by his children, Ferguson also appeared in the stands at home.

The live camera gave him so much footage from the start that Lineker couldn't help worrying:
"I hope that after Lee Polo played in the second half, his heart can hold on..."

His worries were obviously superfluous.

Because Manchester United seems to have been prepared for a long time!

Less than 10 minutes into the start, defender Maguire staged a "suicide defense" in a set-piece defense. He overwhelmed Harland and pushed Cazorla's pass into his own goal!
1: 0!

Just 3 minutes later, Manchester United's core Bruno Fernandez "panicked" when facing Locatelli's attack, and made a major mistake in a pass back!
The ball passed through the gap between Lindelof and Maguire, and Origi, who started the game, successfully counter-offsided vigilantly - if there was an offside - with a push to expand the score!
2: 0!

In the 18th minute, in the face of Diaz's inward long shot, De Gea, who was originally good at "Geia sitting on the lotus", did not respond. Missed the past!
3: 0!

The game lasted less than 20 minutes, and Manchester United fell behind by three goals at home!
Looking at the "full cast" of Manchester United players, Lineker has nothing to say!
[As a football gentleman who has never received a yellow card in his career, he only thinks the behavior of these people is too eye-catching! 】

The live footage was shown to Ferguson in the stands again.

An unhealthy blush appeared on the face of the Red Devil godfather, and his clenched fists trembled slightly.

The guest Neville in the live broadcast room couldn't help complaining:
[Ole, I made you show weakness, but I didn't make you humiliate yourself like this! 】

Li Polo, who was sitting on the visiting team's bench, also looked dignified:

[Forget it... I won't play this game! 】

[It's enough to push Manchester United to this point! 】

Standing on the sidelines, Solskjaer's face was pale, and he didn't seem to be performing at all:
[The weak scenes I arranged are not these! 】

[Maguire, B Fee, and De Gea... Are these all their real skills? 】
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Tomorrow Saturday, the temperature will drop to minus 18 degrees, and the idiot leader even arranged for everyone to participate in the Chinese New Year Healthy Run early in the morning...