Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 800 Welcome to the score scoring feast!

After the friendly match with Wales, England finally entered the main stage of the UEFA Europa League.

As the defending champion of the first UEFA Europa League, the three opponents of the Three Lions are a bit stretched:
One is Iceland, which has a population of only 37. The only player who can be named is Sigurdsson, a midfielder who played for Everton and nicknamed "Icelandic Sniper". His transfer value was as high as 4940 million that year!
The most regrettable thing is that this Sigurdsson also missed the first round of the group stage due to a cold and fever.

The leaderless Vikings were kicked 26:0 by the heavily rotated Three Lions!

Although the chicken soup jokes circulating on the Internet - "The entire Icelandic team are drivers, chefs, and directors" - is false news, but few of Iceland's main players can play in the Premier League...

Even Wilshere, who is in decline, can be their teacher!

Wilshere, who was replaced after only 75 minutes, scored ten assists alone!

He surpassed his club teammate Cazorla a week ago in one fell swoop and became the player with the most assists in a single game in football history!

The Guinness World Records jury is ready to send the certificate of honor by mail!

With such a weak opponent, Lee Polo was embarrassed to monopolize the right to fire. He only scored 20 goals and gave up the remaining 6 goals to his teammates.

After all, Odoi, Lingard, Abraham, Mount, Henderson, Jones... These teammates are all loyal brothers!

The big brother who takes the lead is already full, so he must give the little brothers a sip of soup, right? -
On the third day after 26:0 Iceland, England went to Copenhagen and ushered in the opponent of the second group match, Denmark.

Compared with Iceland, which has a population of only 37, Denmark can be described as a "huge country". The population of the Fairy Tale Kingdom has reached an astonishing 590 million, which is almost 16 times that of Iceland!
Compared to Iceland, which has a group of blank players, Denmark's lineup is full of famous players:

The goalkeeper is Schmeichel Jr., who is "full of loyalty".

The defense is dominated by the honorable Chelsea main defender Christensen, and his partner is the former Ajax main defender Josim Anderson, who has reached the Champions League semi-finals-worth more than 2000 million.

The core of the midfield is handed over to the "God of Love" Eriksson to command and dispatch, and beside him is the escort of the Tottenham giant Hoibel.

On the front line is another former Ajax main player, Dolberg, who is also worth more than 2000 million.

Such a luxurious lineup aroused Li Boluo's competitive spirit. In less than 2 minutes, he opened the scoring and gave the host a sap!
Facing Christensen, who has been fighting side by side with him for three years, Lee Polo showed no mercy. After only 45 minutes of playing, he scored 8 successful surmounts, 9 successful confrontations, And the data of 16 shots!

If it weren't for Schmeichel's cheating today, the score of this game would have become double digits at halftime!

8: 0!

Lee Polo, who only scored 7 goals in the first half, fell into the hardest battle of the season!
He sat sullen and silent in the locker room, regretting the many opportunities he had wasted.

Seeing him in such pain, coach Southgate had no choice but to comfort him:
"Schumeichel's condition is too good, there is no way..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Poluo raised his head with a "huh", and his two gazes pierced the soul of Nandamen like sharp swords!

Southgate felt a chill in his heart, and even took a step back, then sat down on the bench!

"Coach, you are wrong."

Li Poluo shook his head slowly, and stood up from his seat:
"It's not that Schmeichel is in a good state, it's that I'm in a bad state today!"

He clenched his fists tightly and swore through gritted teeth:

"I'm going to get my form back in the second half!"

Schmeichel, who was drinking water in the locker room of the home team, suddenly shook his hands uncontrollably, and spilled half a bottle of sports drink directly on his thigh!

Christensen glanced at him:
"Your hands...why are you shaking so much?"

Schmeichel, who made 8 key saves in the first half, was sweating profusely:

"Your legs...don't shake?"

Christensen, who was bullied by Lee Polo for 45 minutes, instantly became dumb!
He has a hunch:
If he continued to play like this, he would have to rest before the end of the game!
Either two yellows turned one red and he was sent off, or he was substituted because of a physical breakdown!
The only thing that reassures him is... as an old comrade, as long as he does not take the initiative to apply for sparring, the 2020 World Mixed Martial Arts Champion Gold Belt winner-Mr. Li Poluo can at least guarantee that he will walk out of the arena alive and well! -
Christensen's hunch came true in the 67th minute.

In order to stop Lee Polo's hurricane advance, Christensen had to use his hands and feet to create a foul.

But Li Polo not only did not stop, but used his speed and inertia to knock him to the ground and scored his 12th goal in the game.

Watching the score expand to 15:0, Christensen gritted his teeth and stood up.

But just as he straightened his left leg, he felt a tearing pain spread all over his body!
【Made, I just sprained my knee when I stretched my leg this time! 】
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With Christensen's injury back, the host's defense completely collapsed.

Especially after entering the last 20 minutes, Denmark, which has been ravaged by Lee Polo for 70 minutes, has suffered a severe decline in physical fitness and cannot keep up with England's rhythm at all.

In order to slow down Lee Polo's goal, Denmark had to make continuous substitutions to maximize the consumption of game time.

But even so, Lee Polo and his teammates still scored 20 goals in 5 minutes, setting the final score at 20:0!
Compared with Iceland's 0:22, although Denmark is stronger, it is also limited!
[Negative sentiment from all over Denmark, +591! 】
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After the relaxed and happy tour of the national team, Li Poluo returned to the club's competitions.

Compared with Wales, Iceland, and Denmark, the opponents in the Premier League and the Champions League are obviously stronger.

And due to participating in the national team competition with Lee Polo, many players in New Wimbledon were a little tired, which seriously affected the state of the club.

For example, Akinfenwa, who has never played for the national team, was physically emptied after two substitute games + long-distance travel, and he couldn't even enter the substitute lineup...

Delph, Upamecano, Romero, Locatelli, Jones... These backcourt generals all have bottomed out in physical fitness, which led to Kuangbang's fifth round of the league against Southampton. Conceded two goals in a row!

Lee Polo, who originally wanted to take a break, had to drag his heavy legs onto the field during the intermission, and then...he scored 45 goals in a row in 11 minutes, scoring an average of one goal every 4 minutes !
Originally, he could go further, but this season the Premier League can replace 5 players. Southampton took advantage of this regulation and consumed nearly 10 minutes, which seriously disrupted Lee Polo's scoring rhythm!

Coupled with Origi's goal, Kuangbang finally fixed the score at 12:2!

This is already the smallest score for Lee Polo in the past month!

The FIFA virus... is too powerful!

(End of this chapter)