Football's Number One Madman

"The winner of... the FIFA World Player of the Year 2019 is..."

"Lee Polo!!!"

With the announcement of FIFA President Infantino, all the lights of the audience gathered on one person.

This is the scene of the FIFA Annual Awards Ceremony on the afternoon of October 2019, 10.

The award ceremony was planned to be held in late September at the earliest, but due to Li Polo's suspension, Infantino decisively postponed the date by one month.

Although Lee Polo, who was suspended, can still attend the award presentation, but... the impact is too ugly!
As the supreme controller of FIFA, he cannot prohibit Lee Polo from participating in any football activities and at the same time give Lee Polo awards!
When Li Polo reappeared and his reputation was even higher than before, Infantino, a bald man, felt at ease and presented him with an award!
It is worth mentioning that the other two candidates to enter the top three are Van Dijk, the dual defense core of Liverpool and the Netherlands, and Hazard, the former Chelsea No. [-] core and the only real king of Belgium.

For the first time in history, Messi and Ronaldo missed the top three at the same time!
Not only missed the top three, the two of them didn't even enter the top five!
"They might feel a little frustrated because they're further away from me."

"But they should be more excited because their goals are so strong and so challenging!"

Lee Polo, who has monopolized the World Footballer of the Year for three consecutive years, still placed his hopes on the chasers when expressing his thoughts:
"They joined the Premier League team this year precisely because they haven't completely given up the challenge, haven't they?"

"Actually, getting back to the top is easy, as long as you defeat me in a head-to-head contest and take away all my honors, you can achieve this goal, can't you?"

"Chelsea are now three points behind Manchester City, this is their best chance!"

Although he was seriously injured, Hazard, who still supported him, and Van Dijk, who ranked second, gave him warm applause from the audience.

This is the most harmonious top three in the history of the World Footballer of the Year!
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As a foil to the World Footballer of the Year, there are many other awards.

For example, the best goal award, that is, the Puskas Award, was won by the Hungarian post-00 teenager Daniel Jori. His competitors are Messi and Quintero.

The best coach of the year was won by Klopp, the rock coach of Liverpool, the "double Asian king" of the Premier League and the Champions League. He defeated Manchester City's Guardiola and Barcelona's Ernesto Valverde.

——If Conte has not left office, this award must belong to him.

In the best team of the year in world football, Chelsea has undoubtedly become the biggest winner:

Goalkeeper: Keylor Navas
Defenders: Azpilicueta, Van Dijk, Rudiger, Alonso
Midfielders: Kante, Fabregas, Hazard
Forwards: Messi, Li Polo, Ronaldo

Hazard, who took the stage with Lee Polo to accept the award, smiled self-deprecatingly:
"I am the number one left winger in the world, when did I become a midfielder?"

Li Polo glanced at the empty seat FIFA left for Ronaldo:
"You've put pressure on some people, they don't even have time to go to award shows in an effort to improve themselves."

Hazard laughed, and made a gesture of the cross on his chest:
"When will you play Manchester City? Can you give me two tickets?"

Lee Polo can remember very clearly:

"November 11, there is one month and two days left."
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10 month 23 day.

Lee Polo ushered in his first Champions League game this season.

Chelsea is at home and ushered in a challenge from Lille.

里尔算是法甲的一支老牌劲旅——还达不到传统豪门的级别，历史上一共四次夺得法甲联赛冠军，分别是1932/1933、1945/1946、1953/1954、以及……2010/2011。

They have been sinking for a long time. In the 2017/2018 season a year ago, they finally ranked 17th in the standings, only one point away from relegation!
But I didn't expect that after one season, they won the runner-up in Ligue [-] as a dark horse, second only to Paris!

Maybe take a look at their lineup and get some inspiration:
The goalkeeper is the eliminated product they picked up from Paris with 50 euros-Maignan (joining AC Milan at a price of 2021 million in 1430).

Standing on the back line is the 36-year-old Portuguese veteran-Fundt, and the 270 million young man poached from the Brazilian league-Gabriel (2020 million transfer to Arsenal in 2500).

中场则包括来自巴黎青训的两名球员苏马雷（2021年2000万加盟莱斯特城）、伊科内（2022年1400万加盟佛罗伦萨）、以及巅峰时期身价超过3000万、前拜仁球星雷纳托·桑谢斯。

On the forward line, there is the Nigerian teenager Osmeen (also translated as Osimen, who was transferred to Naples for 2000 million a year later) who is worth 21 million and is not yet 7200 years old.

Using experienced veterans to sit in the town, paired with the youth training products of the giants, constitutes the main framework of Lille, constantly gold-plated new stars, and then sell them at high prices, so as to maintain the operation of the entire club. This is the development of most small and medium clubs. road.

—— Lee Polo's New Wimbledon is actually following this path.

Leading the team with veterans like Cazorla, Wilshere, Delph, and Ospina, paired with potential new stars such as Dias, Upamecano, Locatelli, Romero, and Martinez, When they can exchange money, Li Poluo will definitely not feel bad! -
Due to well-known reasons, Li Polo failed to participate in the two rounds of group matches before this season, so his ranking in the Champions League scorer list is exactly the same as Chelsea's No. [-] goalkeeper.

Bayern's Gnabry dominates the top scorer list with 4 goals!
Perhaps due to the lack of inspiration from Li Polo, the statistics of Ronaldo and Messi in the Champions League are not good. The two kings combined only scored 1 goal!
Instead, Aguero and Sterling, who were squeezed into the rotation by them, scored twice in the first game, and the latter was outrageous, even performing a hat-trick in the second round!
Against such a background, Lee Polo stepped onto the field.

He looked at these "unknown people" in Lille's formation and found a place where he could motivate himself:

"You are from France, you are called Lille, and you must be related to Lyon!"

"Last time Lyon offended me, this time you are also responsible for their mistakes!"

Lille returned to the Champions League after many years, and the players are generally young and energetic. After being stimulated by Li Polo, their enthusiasm and fighting spirit quickly reached their peak!

They encouraged each other after playing:
"Li Polo hasn't played football for two months, and the tacit understanding between him and the team has long since deteriorated!"

"Scored 10 goals in the league last game, that's just his luck!"

"In this game, he will definitely show his true colors!"

"No one can maintain a peak competitive state without systematic training for a long time!"

Li Poluo heard their words and gave an affirmative reply:
"Your analysis makes sense!"

Then within a minute of the opening, he directly attacked with lightning, broke the possession of the ball from Sanchez's feet, and then swaggered with the ball, knocked down the old Wundt, and easily sent the ball into the net!

1: 0!

Seeing Li Polo scoring goals like drinking water, the 36-year-old Wundt had an ominous premonition in his heart!

I saw him frowning, thinking about it, and immediately covered his thigh with one hand, and signaled to the outside with the other:

"Team doctor, team doctor! I'm strained!"

"Coach, coach! Hurry up and change!"

Mount, who was the left winger, looked at Wundt suspiciously:

"Didn't you twist your left leg just now? Why are you covering your right leg now?"

Wundt almost pulled the turf off his body and threw it on his face:
"I advise you not to meddle in your own business! The water here is so deep that you, a young boy, can't handle it!"
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Lille's pre-match analysis was indeed correct.

After leaving the team for nearly two months, the Chelsea team has adapted to the situation without Lee Polo's thick legs, and gradually figured out some tactics that suit them. Now that Lee Polo has suddenly returned, they have a little reaction not come.

There was even a mistake between the transition of offense and defense, allowing the young Osmeen to seize the opportunity and play a wonderful one-stop.

Li Boluo, who has not integrated into the team's tactics for a long time, can only rely on his own personal ability to fight alone. After the whole game, his performance did not improve much.

The offensive data is exactly the same as in the last league game. In the 90 minutes of the game, he only scored 10 goals and added an assist.

Affected by him, the performance of the Chelsea team was mediocre. Only Mount, William, and Kanter each scored a goal, and the final score was fixed at 13:1.

Lee Polo was somewhat dissatisfied with such data.

So he said in the post-match press conference:
"We can't stand still any longer!"

"In the next round of the group stage, we must improve!"

The young people of the Lille team couldn't help but shiver!
[In the next round of the group stage, your opponent is still us! 】

[Negative sentiment from French fans, +886! 】
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Author's Note: This book has officially entered the countdown to completion...