Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 739 Unpopular old pineapple!
Lee Polo, who opened the scoring for the first time, did not make any gestures of celebration.

Because according to his style, he will never celebrate a mere goal.

Only 4 minutes later, Azpilicueta launched a long pass from the backcourt. Li Polo headed the ball with his back, then turned around and scored for the second time.

After the goal, he still didn't have any celebrations, just continued the game with a normal look.

In the 9th minute, Hazard made a strong shot from the left, and the goalkeeper made a pounce. Li Poluo made a follow-up shot, 3:0.

In the 16th minute, William made a pass back from the right, and Li Polo made a fake shot at the top of the penalty area, and finally volleyed near the 12-yard point, 4:0.

In the 24th minute, Lee Polo, who failed two consecutive long shots, finally completed a violent long shot 22 meters away from the goal! 5:0!

It wasn't until the 31st minute that Lee Polo used his iconic header to break through the goalkeeper's ten fingers for the first time! 6:0!

After half an hour of playing, they conceded 6 goals in a row, and the Burnley players were almost crying!
[What kind of skill is it to bully the relegation fish belly? 】

[Why can't I see that you scored 20:0 against Manchester City and Liverpool? 】

Fortunately, Li Polo was not too much. In the 66th minute, after he scored his 12th goal, he finally made his own celebration!

He first put his hands together into fists to his face, imitating the movement of a baby crying and wiping his tears, and then took off his jersey, revealing the T-shirt inside.

"Little Pineapple, happy first birthday!"

There are 12 months and 365 days in a year. Dad can't score 365 goals, so let's celebrate you with 12 goals!

If he knew that he wanted to score 365 goals at the beginning, the Burnley team would definitely fight him hard!
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"No wonder he is so eager to score goals today, and he has to shoot himself when he can pass the ball..."

Lineker nodded again and again, and then showed a parental expression:

"Here, allow us to say Happy Birthday to Little Pineapple!"

Carragher originally wanted to raise an argument, but he glanced at the vigorous Lee Polo in the camera, and then at Neville sitting next to him, and finally swallowed his words.

[Forget it, last round of the league, Li Polo gave us a lot of face for Liverpool, I want to reciprocate! 】

Neville slapped his thigh and secretly called out:
[Quickly get someone to prepare a birthday gift and send it to the Li family's mansion! 】
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While Neville was debating what to buy for his birthday, another person was having a hard time.

The on-duty home of this game-Michael Oliver's legs are a little weak now.

He took off his clothes to celebrate during the game. According to regulations, he must show a yellow card, but now, he can't move his legs.

Although he is known as the "blind man" of the "Fantastic Four in the Premier League", he can understand what Lee Polo's celebration means.

He didn't want to disturb the big brother's interest with a yellow card when Li Polo was celebrating in high spirits and lavishly.

But out of the professional ethics and dignity of a referee, he didn't want to bow his head to a player so blatantly.

But... he is only 34 years old this year, and he is the golden whistle that the FA focuses on training. He doesn't want to encounter accidents because of angering Li Polo!
For example, in the process of running, I was suddenly shot in the head, or the ankle was shattered, the cruciate ligament and meniscus were completely destroyed, and even the balls were exploded...

Just when he was riding a tiger, Li Poluo was already standing in front of him.

"what are you going to do?"

Oliver took a step back subconsciously.

Lee Polo shrugged his shoulders:

"I'm done celebrating, time to draw my cards, Mike."

Oliver swallowed, stared at his expression, and after confirming that the other party was not joking, he carefully took out the yellow card and held it high against the breeze of Stamford Bridge!
[He took the initiative to apply for a yellow card! 】

[I still have dignity! 】
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After receiving the yellow card, Li Poluo quickly applied for dismissal.

Giroud, who was gearing up, was about to do a big job and expand the score to a more disparate level, but Hazard and Fabregas looked at each other and reached an invisible agreement.

Fabregas walked up to the captain of the visiting team, trying to keep his tone as pleasant as possible:
"I have a proposal, would you like to consider it?"

Burnley's captain had an unlovely expression on his face, and he didn't even want to raise his head:

"Ok?"

Fabregas said patiently:

"We want to keep this meaningful score, and I hope you don't act rashly, OK?"

The captain of the opponent suddenly raised his head:

"Really?"

Fabregas nodded:
"We all replaced him, isn't that insincere?"

The other party immediately breathed a sigh of relief:
"Let's play the last 20 minutes in peace and love!"

Seeing that the 12:0 score was maintained until the end, Li Polo gave Cesc Fabregas a thumbs up from the air:
[Chelsea's next head coach, who else is there besides you? 】
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Lee Polo's celebration didn't have any innovations, but it was no surprise that it became the hottest photo in this round.

The articles and photos he posted on his personal platform have attracted tens of millions of likes and comments.

Some paparazzi even tracked all the personal accounts of Chelsea's first-team players and coaches on a whim, wanting to see if anyone forgot to give Li Polo a thumbs-up, so they creatively wrote an exclusive report.

such as……

"Shocked! Li Polo is celebrating his son's birthday, but Hazard doesn't bother to congratulate him!"

"Lee Polo is unpopular! Infighting in the Blue Army is beginning to emerge!"

"Brother on the surface! You don't even want to like it behind your back!"

But to the deep regret of the paparazzi... they scanned all the Chelsea first-team players, and Kanter was the only one who didn't like it!

The reason why Kanter didn't like it is because he never wastes time on social media!
All the media knew about his habits, so there was no way to use Black Lee Polo!
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Chelsea swept Burnley 12-0, kicking off the 35th round of the Premier League.

Now that there is no hope of winning the league, both Liverpool and Manchester City have begun to focus on the Champions League. Only half of the main lineup was sent in the league, so they only gained a small victory.

利物浦客场2:0击败了排名第19位的卡迪夫城，曼城更是经济实惠，只是在主场1:0小胜热刺。

Tottenham, ranked 4th, lost, and Manchester United, ranked 5th, couldn't sit still!
They wanted to charge towards the fourth, but they didn't expect them to lose 0:4 to Everton as a guest at Goodison Park!

Seeing that Manchester United lost the ball, the sixth-placed Arsenal did not seize the opportunity to narrow the gap. Instead, they lost 6:2 to their city rival Crystal Palace...

Looking at their overly relaxed game state, some people can't help but wonder:
"Arsenal don't want fifth place in the league at all?"

"After all... Emery has already won the Europa League softly. He doesn't care about this trophy at all?"

(End of this chapter)