Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 655 You guys are too stupid!

Chapter 655 You guys are too stupid!

[Don't step on the stage! 】

At this moment, the more than 4 fans at the Bernabéu stadium have only this idea in their minds.

Their hearts were full of fear of Li Poluo, wishing that a piece of glass would fall from the ceiling and smash the guy who was warming up until his head was bleeding!
[Negative emotions from fans at the scene, +48496!]

[Negative sentiment from Spanish fans, +555748! 】

England fans are eagerly anticipating that Li Polo will go on a killing spree in the last 10 minutes, bloody at the Bernabéu!
But something that disappointed them finally happened.

In the 78th minute, Lee Polo started to warm up.

By the 85th minute, he was still warming up on the sidelines.

"The Spanish guys are real dogs!"

In England's live broadcast room, guest commentator Carragher finally couldn't help but say something fair.

Lineker, who has always been a gentleman, couldn't help shaking his head again and again:
"In order to prevent Li Polo from playing, they actually passed in the backcourt for five or six minutes!"

The rebroadcast footage was frequently shown to Li Boluo on the sidelines. His expression was cloudy, but he was already cursing in his heart:
[It's a pity that I gave you advice before, but you treat me like this! 】

[Paco, Rodrigo, you are my old friends! 】

[Marcos Alonso, you are my club teammate! 】

【You guys, don't you look forward to competing with me? 】

In the 86th minute, Spain's unrestricted kick finally stopped. Kane knocked Busquets to the ground with an obvious tactical foul...

Professor Bu, who was knocked over, was unprecedentedly flexible. He turned over on the spot, jumped up from the ground, and even couldn't wait to explain to the referee:

"He didn't foul! My foot slipped! The game can continue!"

The head coach pointed to his eyes:
"I'm not blind yet!"

Kane, who received a yellow card, ran to the sidelines with a relaxed face, and completed the substitution with Lee Polo:
"Kill them!"

Li Poluo patted him on the shoulder, expressing his affirmation:
"Thanks, Harry!"

Kane high-fived Southgate, Howard, and other coaches and teammates one by one, then walked to the second floor of the bench, turned around and sat down.

Just as his ass touched the seat, he saw Arnold send a cross!

The football drew a huge arc in the air, bypassed all the defenders, and found Lee Polo who was running towards the penalty area with incomparable precision!
It took only two steps for Li Polo to throw off Bartra, then push Nacho with his back, and completed the header bombing before De Gea attacked!
4: 3!

It took only 24 seconds for Lee Polo to let the Three Lions take the lead again!
【…】

Kane, who was sitting on the bench, couldn't help but twitch his cheek muscles.

[I played for 86 minutes...and didn't score a goal! 】

[Negative emotions from Harry Kane, +5! 】
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Li Polo didn't care about Kane's inadvertent negative emotions, because he had already gained a lot of experience points from Spanish players and fans.

[De Gea, +555! 】

[Nacho, +481! 】

[Baltra, +666! 】

[Enrique, +886! 】

[On-site fans, +74886! 】

[Spanish fans, +1995995! 】
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From 3:3 to 4:3, there was a brief panic in Spain.

Enrique is hesitating:

Should we continue to fall and continue to lose the ball again, or should we attack aggressively at the last moment and strive for an equalizer?
But he glanced at Li Polo, who was full of murderous looks, and immediately made a decision:
"Continue to fall!"

[This kind of match is similar to a friendly match, if you lose, you lose! 】

[Anyway...it's impossible to win the first place in the group! 】
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Facing Spain's conservative tactics, even Li Polo has no good solution.

He can only rely on his ability to predict and cooperate with his teammates to press.

However, Spain's pass control ability is indeed far beyond that of ordinary teams. From the 87th minute until the second minute of stoppage time, he finally cooperated with Henderson and successfully blocked the opponent's pass.

It's a pity that although he used his crushing physical fitness to kill a bloody path between Nacho and Bartra, but the final shot was saved by De Gea in a thrilling manner, missing the best chance to score twice.

It is worthy of being the only reliable defensive player in the Manchester United team. De Gea's goal line reaction is still the top among goalkeepers. With a mere 76 points of shooting attributes, it is almost impossible to beat him 100% in heads-up. task.

"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

After 3 minutes stoppage time, the referee still blew the whistle for the end of the game.

Lee Polo, who only scored one goal, was somewhat upset, so he directly refused to attend the post-match press conference.

Yes, a substitute player who only played 5 minutes and can count the number of touches with one hand, what qualifications does he have to participate in the press conference?
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England, which has won all three games, has locked in the qualifying place in Group D one round ahead of schedule, and has advanced strongly to the knockout stage.

There is the last home game against Croatia a month later, and Southgate can even plan in advance to hone the youngsters of the Three Lions.

However, this plan needs to be discussed with Li Boluo. After all... in the game just now, he was almost overturned by the opponent after leading by three goals in the first half, and Li Boluo refused to allow his team to lose any games. .

Even... Lee Polo didn't play for 1 minute, he didn't want to lose!
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Lee Polo, who returned to London, only rested for one night before returning to the club's training.

The bad news is that Navas, the main goalkeeper who flew an earth, suffered from muscle discomfort due to the long journey and had to miss the next game.

In addition to Navas, the right winger Moses also had to temporarily raise his exemption card because he fought too hard...

The good news is that Cesc Fabregas, who has been recovering from his injury for a month, finally returned to the team and recovered well, so he can be directly included in the starting lineup.

As for their opponents, they have just experienced a coaching change... Manchester United.

Mourinho has left Manchester with his coaching team, but the Red Devils executives failed to find a suitable successor within these 10 days, so they could only temporarily choose Carrick from the left-behind coaches as a firefighter.

Carrick, who just retired in May, has only been a coach for less than 5 months. Originally, he just wanted to follow Magic Bird to learn how to become a qualified head coach, but he didn't expect that he would clean up this place ...

Manchester United executives also have their own difficulties.

In today's football, even famous coaches like Guardiola, Klopp, Ancelotti, Enrique, and Zidane will never accept Manchester United's contract.

After all... no one is sure that in the first game of taking over, they will directly face Chelsea with Li Polo!
So the best way is to let a "temporary worker" act as a "scapegoat"!
After passing Chelsea's hurdle, Manchester United can slowly choose a new head coach!
(End of this chapter)

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