Football's Number One Madman

The 8:2 defeat of Liverpool allowed the Red Army to taste their first defeat of the season, and also made Chelsea the only team to maintain a complete victory since the new season.

In his post-match press conference, Klopp said frankly:

"Today's Chelsea is a well-deserved cosmic team. It is hard for me to imagine anyone in the Premier League today who can stop them from winning. Even if you look at the entire European football world, there is no opponent for them."

Although this kind of evaluation is a bit flattering, it has to be admitted that what he said is the reality today.

Chelsea with Lee Polo is almost an invincible team!
Being able to score two goals at Chelsea's home court, where the main force is at their best, today's Liverpool can walk out of Stamford Bridge with their heads held high!
Lee Polo also spoke highly of the tenacious Liverpool:
"If it weren't for our presence, this Liverpool team could have won some trophies and honors in these few seasons."

"But unfortunately, because of our existence, they can only get nothing!"

"Sorry, Mr. Klopp."

What he said...is also true!
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Although this battle between red and blue was very fierce, the most topical topic after this round of the game was the conflict in Manchester United's dressing room.

Looking at the topic rankings on social media, Li Poluo was very depressed.

I worked my ass off to complete the six shots and one pass, which is not as good as Mourinho's words at the press conference!

[The air is shaking and cold! 】

[The British environment is too unfriendly to players who play football seriously! 】

[These people don't care about the development of football at all!I just want to eat melons and watch dramas! 】

[Negative emotions from Lee Polo, 1248! 】
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同一轮联赛里，曼城2:0轻取布来顿，阿森纳2:0力克来斯特城，热刺同样以2:0战胜了哈德斯菲尔德。

This group of tyrants probably made an appointment in advance, and they all scored 2 goals.

The only pity is that the new Wimbledon led by Adrey ushered in the biggest defeat after being promoted to the Premier League at Goodison Park: they lost 0:3 to Everton...

Lee Polo immediately updated his social media:

"I can't wait to avenge the Kuang Gang!"

[Negative sentiment from Marco Silva (Everton coach), 555! 】
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Marco Silva does not need to be too nervous, because Everton and Chelsea will have to wait until the 12th round of the league a month later, and he still has time to make adequate preparations.

Like...he could request a red card in the 11th round and then avoid playing in the 12th.

Or stepping on soap and falling in the shower...

You can even lose four games in a row from the 8th round, and then be kicked out by the club!
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After finishing the 7th round of the league, Li Polo continued to work hard on his long-range shooting skills, but after just two days of practice, he was taken by Conte to fly to the southeast of France.

The time has entered October, and all the clubs have passed the running-in period of the new season and began to work hard towards various competitions.

On October 10, in Greater Lyon, the second largest metropolitan area in France, Chelsea launched a challenge to the old giants of French football, the Lyon team.

To say it is a "challenge" is probably a bit modest. Today's Chelsea and Lyon are not at the same level in football.

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Although he once dominated French football ten years ago, won seven consecutive Ligue [-] championships, and even beat Real Madrid on the Champions League stage, making the Galaxy Battleship become the "Champions League Sixteen"...

But after a long period of brilliance, they quickly fell into a trough due to poor management, especially after Paris Saint-Germain received a huge capital injection. Not only did Lyon miss the league championship, even winning a Champions League qualification became an extravagant hope...

Even if he barely enters the Champions League, he will become a point-giving boy and a big player in the eyes of other league powerhouses!
In today's Lyon formation, there are not too many big-name superstars, and those who can be named are just three or two kittens.

For example, Memphis Depay, the winger who won the Eredivisie Golden Boot at the age of 20 and transferred to Manchester United for 3000 million pounds, was just returned by Manchester United a year ago and is only 24 years old now.

For example, the midfielder Nabil Fekir, who was once known as the "French Messi", has always flirted with Liverpool and other powerful players, but he has not been able to reach the real peak until he is 25 years old. Instead, he has declined due to a knee injury. .

There is also their left back, the 23-year-old Ferran Mendy. This player was selected into the best 11-man lineup in Ligue [-] with his outstanding performance last season. It was once rumored that Real Madrid wanted to buy him out, but Lyon The asking price was too high, so Zidane chose to continue to observe for another season.

In addition, there is Fekir's partner Ndongbe, this young midfielder who is not yet 22 years old has excellent offense and defense, and has a good long-range shooting ability. Even the stingy Tottenham have to come up with it. More than 5000 million were used to sign this young player with great potential.

As for their center Moussa Dembele, he is just a counterfeit with the same name and surname. After all, there are too many players in football called "Dembélai"...

However, when preparing for the game before the game, the coaches also specifically mentioned another player:
Lyon's right midfielder, Bertrand Traore.

This young player from the African country-Burkina Faso joined Chelsea's youth academy as early as 2013, and then became a member of the glorious "Taxi".

Whether it was Mourinho, Hiddink, or Conte, they didn't give him too many opportunities until 2017, when he couldn't bear it, he chose to leave Chelsea and joined Lyon at a price of 1000 million. The absolute main force of the giants.

Assistant coach Alessio glanced at Conte and coughed slightly:
"This guy... he will definitely be full of motivation, so we must pay more attention to our left defense!"

Kong Er nodded expressionlessly.

Left wingback Alonso couldn't help curling his lips.

[It seems that in this game, the left side I guard... I am afraid that I will be blown away by the opponent again! 】

[The physical fitness of these African wingers is exploding one by one! 】
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The concerns of the coaching team were quickly fulfilled. Less than 15 minutes into the match, Alonso was blown away once by Fekir and Traore alone!
Although the nickname of "French Messi" is a bit exaggerated, Fekir did show excellent dribbling skills. If he hadn't suffered a serious knee injury that damaged the cruciate ligament, he would still let Aron Suo was even more embarrassed.

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And although this Traore is not as good as another "little motor" Traore, he is young and energetic with the excellent explosive power of African players. Alonso, who was originally slow, was restrained to death by him!
Fortunately, today's left central defender is not the slow old captain Cahill, but the more physically fit Rudiger, who barely relieved Alonso of his worries.

Perhaps because of the fierce battle with Liverpool just now, the Blues players have not entered the state since the start of the game. Even Kanter, who is in the most stable state, made two mistakes in a row and was penetrated by the opponent. Scored a goal.

However, these mistakes will not affect the outcome of the game, because Li Poluo is as stable as ever.

He is like an emotionless robot, fighting fiercely with Lyon's midfielders time and time again, and then being thrown to the ground, or breaking out of the siege and scoring the ball!

"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

The referee Blüch from Germany announced the end of the first half.

1: 4.

Li Polo completed a hat-trick, and Alonso, who had been targeted by the opponent, scored a direct free kick to ease the pressure on himself.

This score is not surprising. Even in his home stadium, Lyon's coach Bruno Genesio did not think about being able to beat the Blues, but just hoped to narrow the score a little. Don't take too much time sharing.

"Good game, keep fit!"

Conte, who was standing on the sidelines, patted the players on the shoulders and sent his encouragement.

Li Poluo shook his head seriously:
"Some people could be better off."

"If they haven't woken up in the second half, you should make a substitution earlier, Antonio."

Conte, who was called by his name, was a little upset, but he had to admit that the performance of some players... did not meet his requirements.

Kong Er stunned his eyes slightly, then nodded slowly.

[Since Li Poluo mentioned this on his own initiative, it is imperative to make an early substitution in the second half! 】

[Who dares to complain at that time, I will report to Li Poluo! 】

[By the way, isn't Remy still sitting on the bench? 】

Conte, who had received the decree, already had a plan in mind, but he found that Li Polo's attention was attracted by the stands of the fans of the home team.

In the stadium with more than [-] spectators, in the stands of the diehard Lyon fans, there is a flag that is particularly eye-catching.

Although I can't read French, the slogan "Winter Bald Feels Phlegm" and a map are clearly printed on that flag!

And in the territory of their dream of founding a country, a quarter of China's territory is enclosed...

Noticing Li Polo's gaze, those dark-skinned Lyon fans not only didn't feel afraid, but shouted even more fiercely!

With a sound of "Dong", a few bananas were thrown from the crowd.

The noisy stadium was suddenly quiet for a moment.

The camera at the scene immediately switched to Lee Polo.

Some people are worried, but more people are looking forward to the unexpected happening.

The commentator from Spain is one of those who can’t be bothered to watch the excitement, and even fanned the flames in the live broadcast room:
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"Come on, Lee Polo!"

"Don't let these old French look down on you!"

Conte's forehead jumped suddenly, and he quickly grabbed his player:

"Don't be as knowledgeable as these idiots!"

Alessio and Conte even protected Li Polo from left to right:
"We will file a complaint with UEFA after the game, and these extreme fans will definitely be punished!"

Of course, they were not worried that Lee Polo would be injured by bananas, but they were worried that Lee Polo would jump directly into the stands after being stimulated!
"Ah."

Lee Polo finally laughed.

He glanced at the banana, turned and left.

He didn't go into the locker room with the coaches.

Instead, he sat cross-legged in the center of the court.

He wants to listen to the abuse from all directions and feel the great malice from France.

And then... utterly destroying the team they backed in the second half!
Conte and his assistants looked at each other, everyone's face was full of complex emotions.

Even Kong Er's idiot knows one thing:
"Leon, it's over!"

"They are looking for their own death!"

[Negative emotions from Conte, Gianluca, and Alessio, 886! 】

[Negative emotions from the fans at the scene, ! 】

Football's No. [-] Maniac