Football's Number One Madman

"I have the honor to announce that, for the 2017-2018 season, the UEFA Player of the Year is..."

Accompanied by the voice of Didier Drogba, the guest of honor and Blues star, an unusually vigorous figure flashed on the big screen behind him.

Li Polo, wearing blue No. 1, jumped high in the crowd, overwhelmed Ramos to complete the header, and then rushed to score before Varane, and finally under the background of the dejected Ronaldo , Lifted his second Champions League trophy.

Then the picture flashed, Li Polo, wearing the red jersey of the England national team, showed off a rainbow kick in front of Neymar, and proudly lifted the Hercules Cup in front of Eden Hazard.

Drogba opened the small note in his hand, calmly prolonging his voice:

"Li~~~ Polo!"

Amid the applause of more than a thousand football association officials from various countries, national media, representatives of various clubs, and football celebrities, Li Polo jumped onto the podium in a vigorous figure and took over the trophy from Didier Drogba.

Drogba winked at him and muttered quickly:
"I heard it's because of your face that I can be the final award presenter. Well done, hahaha!"

Lee Polo smiled and took the strangely shaped trophy from him, then walked between the two hosts, and began to deliver his acceptance speech:

"Thanks to UEFA. It's a pity that I didn't see Ronaldo and Messi below. I hope they will not be discouraged and strive to appear on this stage next year."

[Negative emotions from Ronaldo, +777! 】

Li Poluo waited for a long time, but did not wait for another person's emotional feedback.

[Messi... Could it be that he didn't turn on the TV at all? 】

"I've had a fairly successful season in the last 12 months."

Facing a group of football bigwigs, he said modestly:

"I led Chelsea and won the Premier League, the FA Cup, the League Cup, the FA Community Shield and the UEFA Champions League.

On the stage of the national team, he also led England to win the second Hercules Cup in team history.

In the past August, I also won the UEFA Super Cup and the second Community Shield.

In all the tournaments I've played, I've won the final championship, and I've also won the best player honors along the way.

And in all the competitions I've played, no opponent has been able to stop me from winning. "

Although he was counting his honors, his expression didn't show a trace of complacency. Instead, he frowned slightly, with a worried look on his face:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is not going to work!"

"Why is football in the past 10 years known as the golden decade? It is because Ronaldo and Messi complement each other and compete with each other, which leads to the level of competition being maintained at a very high level."

"What about now? The era of Melo fighting for the top has come to an end. Do you really want to see me and Lee Polo dominating the football world?"

He was heartbroken and sent a slap in the face to today's football:

"A world without enough competition will always be a pool of stagnant water!"

"Here, I strongly urge those young players with potential not to give up their ambitions too early, but dare to challenge me!"

Then he pointed to himself:
"And I will show you how invincible the greatest king in football history will be!"

The reporters in the audience couldn't help showing wry smiles.

[Yeah, you said so much nonsense earlier, isn't it because of the last sentence? 】
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This is noon on August 2018, 8.

UEFA's annual awards ceremony and the draw ceremony for the 2018-2019 UEFA Champions League group stage were held in Nyon, Switzerland.

Lee Polo undisputedly won the Best Forward and Best Player awards.

The best midfielder was won by the runner-up Real Madrid's core general Modric.

The best defender and best goalkeeper were won by Ramos and Courtois respectively.

Just looking at these four awards, Lee Polo is obviously caught in the siege of Real Madrid players, a bit like the Three Kingdoms fighting Lu Bu.

Fortunately, Conte still hugged Li Polo's thigh and won the UEFA Best Coach award, so that he would not fight alone.

But all said it was normal.

After all, Real Madrid are top football stars in every position, but the existence of Li Polo can raise Chelsea to a higher level!
In addition to the awards, what attracts more attention is the result of the draw for the UEFA Champions League group stage in the new season.

The 32 teams are still divided into four tiers:

The first tier is called the seed team, which consists of last season's Champions League champions, Europa League champions, and the champions of the seven major leagues with the highest points:

Chelsea (Premier League + Champions League), Arsenal (Europa League), Barcelona, ​​Bayern, Juventus, Paris, Lokomotiv Moscow, Eindhoven (Eredivisie)

After the second tier, they are grouped completely according to the European rankings:

Pot [-]: Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Manchester City, Dortmund, Porto, Manchester United, Shakhtar Donetsk, Benfica
Pot 04: Valencia, Liverpool, Napoli, Roma, Schalke [-], Lyon, Monaco, Army Moscow
Pot [-]: Ajax, Victory Pilsen (Czech Republic), Club Brugge (Belgium), Galatasaray (Turkey), Young Boys (Switzerland), Inter Milan, Hoffenheim, Red Star Belgrade ( Serbia)
Since Wenger led Arsenal to grab the Europa League championship at the last moment, they won the last ticket to the Champions League as the sixth in the Premier League, and won the fifth Champions League spot for the Premier League team.

——In addition, due to the existence of Li Polo, this year's Champions League division has been quite different from history. Except for Chelsea and Arsenal, Real Madrid, Manchester City, and Atletico Madrid have all been relegated from the first division to the second division. In the second tier, Eindhoven turned into the first tier because of a blessing in disguise, while Tottenham and Athens AEK could only play in the Europa League because of the butterfly effect...
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After the special guest Kaka and Lampard's operation, the 32 teams were quickly divided into 8 groups.

Group A is directly a super death group:
Barcelona, ​​Manchester City, Napoli, Hoffenheim

Although the overall competitive level of Group B is slightly lower, it is also not easy at all:
Arsenal, Dortmund, Roma, Club Brugge
Group C also gathered three powerful players, even if it is a seeded team, there is also the worry of being eliminated:

Paris, Atletico Madrid, Liverpool, Red Star

After experiencing three death groups, Group D directly turned into chicken pecking each other:
Lokomotiv, Porto, Valencia, Galatasaray
Group E appears to be dominated by one family:
Juventus, Benfica, Schalke, Bern
Group F is clearly strong and weak:

Bayern, Manchester United, Army, Ajax

Group G is the same as Group D, it belongs to the rookie mutual pecking that no one cares about:
PSV, Shakhtar, Monaco, Plzen
Group H is finally the turn of the heaviest champion:
Chelsea, Real Madrid, Lyon, Inter Milan

"..."

After seeing that his team was about to encounter the old opponent he didn't want to meet at the beginning, Ramos, who had just won the best defender award, couldn't help shaking his little hand, and the trophy fell to the ground immediately!

Li Polo, who was sitting in the first row, turned his head slightly, glanced at him, and then muttered to himself:
"We have to find a way to get Real Madrid eliminated in the group stage!"

"Otherwise... I put some water on Lyon and Inter Milan?"

[Negative emotions from Modric, +369! 】

[Ramos, +748! 】

Ramos picked up his trophy and couldn't help but want to smash it on the back of Li Polo's head!

If the king of the Champions League is eliminated in the group stage, wouldn't it be a great shame for Real Madrid? !