Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 600 Samba football fiasco!

"Oh hoo..."

In the live broadcast room in England, there was a burst of exclamation.

Lineker's expression twitched for a while:
"This is too cruel!"

Carragher, who has used countless flying shovels in his career, was the first to calm down.

He stroked the stubble on his chin, and firmly stood his ground:
"Neymar's shovel is obviously going to kick Li Polo's supporting leg. Li Polo is emergency avoidance!"

As an experienced striker, Lineker has also seen many defenders' violent defensive actions:

"Of course I know, but...even if Neymar deserved what he deserved, this result is too miserable..."

Neville hit him back deadpan:
"Gary, I appreciate your ability to empathize. But if it is England's top striker Lee Polo who is lying on the ground and crying in pain, how would you evaluate Neymar who maliciously shoveled?"
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"Oh no!"

Meanwhile, the Brazil side's commentator was almost choked up.

They are complaining hoarsely to Lee Polo:
"Executioner! Butcher!"

"This brutal Chinese-British guy has brutal DNA running in his blood!"

"He destroyed not only the hope of Brazilian football's revival, but also the last representative of beautiful football!"

"The Brazilian Football Association should immediately file a complaint with FIFA and permanently ban this murderer!"
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Because the scene of Li Polo crushing Neymar was so cruel, the director in front canceled the replay immediately and switched to the bench on the sidelines.

Brazil coach Tite arranged for the substitute players to start warming up with a gloomy face. Beside him, an electric car drove into the field quickly and transported Neymar, who had lost his mobility, out of the field.

The sirens of the ambulance sounded hurriedly outside the stadium, and they could be heard clearly even through the TV screen.

The main referee, Marzic, kept communicating with the video assistant referee, and he did not show the card to Li Polo until the siren was completely lifted.

He just awarded the kick-off to the Brazilian side based on humanitarian principles, and then announced the resumption of the game.

The midfielder Augusto, who played for the Chinese Super League, was responsible for the offensive and defensive transitions in the midfield with Asuka and Paulinho. Correspondingly, Coutinho was pushed to the left winger position, with Jesus and William. Siege the city and pull out the stronghold.

For him, this was originally a dream change, but at this time in Brazil, morale has fallen to the bottom, and almost everyone can't wait to end the first half of the game, and hurry back to the locker room to calm down ...

It was in this state that in the 42nd minute, Walker completed a precise steal from the restless Coutinho!

Walker raised his foot without hesitation and made a cross. Lee Polo headed the ball behind his back and passed the ball back to Henderson's feet, while giving the opponent a small wink.

Henderson immediately understood his intention, and couldn't help muttering in his heart:
[You still want to play like this? 】

[What if someone beats you to death? 】

What Li Polo meant was... the previous Rainbow Dash did not achieve the perfect result in his mind, and now he wants to do it again!
Although he had some doubts about Lee Polo's decision, Henderson still decisively sent a direct pass, and aimed at Lee Polo's dominant foot. Lee Polo could easily enter the next move with a hook .

But what people didn't expect was that this time... Lee Polo missed it!

I don't know if Henderson sent the ball too fast, or there was too much water on the turf, which made the surface of the football too smooth. Li Polo hooked the ball with his feet, but he didn't pick the ball over his head, but from his feet. slipped out of it!
【…】

Li Poluo, who failed to show off his skills, immediately received a reminder message:
[Negative emotions from Li Bo Luo, +666! 】

Fortunately, the players on the Brazilian team are still immersed in the grief of Neymar's serious injury, and no one is in the mood to mock him, which also saves Li Polo's face...

Henderson snatched the ball back thoughtfully, and then sent it straight to the space between Silva and Marcelo!

With no time to be upset, Li Polo erupted reflexively. He pushed his sister-in-law away with a slumped shoulder and elbow, and then cut the ball straight into the penalty area!

Although Silva has a lot of experience, what can he do for a beast like Li Poluo whose physique has exploded?
Even if he lay down directly, he still couldn't reach the football!
At a critical moment, Alisson abandoned the goal and attacked, but saw Li Polo swiping the ball to the left, obviously preparing to dribble the ball across, and hurriedly took a step outside.

But what he didn't expect was that as soon as his legs opened, the football jumped directly from his legs!
"Whoosh!!!"

3: 0!

Lee Polo finally scored a hat-trick in the first half!
【Alison, +486!】
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"There were too many elements in the first half..."

When the players from both sides returned to the locker room, facing the empty arena, He Wei couldn't help but feel a little confused.

The offensive and defensive rhythms of the two sides were extremely fast, and each showed their wonderful skills and abilities. In the middle and late stages, the confrontation was even more fierce and people turned their backs, making any fan hooked and adrenaline soaring...

Lee Polo even shined in the audience, with a high-speed emergency stop, a heel kick and a change of direction, a long-distance rush through a dragon, and... three rainbows!
Of course, only one out of three was successful.

But it was these three rainbows that caused the most serious accidental injury in this World Cup.

The leader of Brazilian football has suffered a heavy blow beyond imagination!

In fact, if Neymar hadn't been sent to the ICU on the spot, the referee Marzic would have considered whether to give him a red card. After all, his shovel was full of malice...

Xu Yang could only avoid this accident:
"Neymar was injured this time, and he had to blame himself. Facing Li Polo's rainbow, he couldn't control his emotions. In fact, if Neymar had been more mature and calmer, his achievements might have been even better. high……"
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In the second half, the two sides changed sides and fought again. The Brazilian team without Neymar became a bit sluggish. Although there was still a veteran like Silva in charge, Li Polo made him restless, and he had no spare energy to coordinate the whole team. , can only be exhausted in the onslaught of the Three Lions.

In the 54th minute, Lee Polo backed the ball, and Lingard shot from the right side of the penalty area, which was saved by Alisson bravely, in exchange for a corner kick.

Ashley Young's ball bypassed Li Polo at the front point and found Maguire who was ambushing at the back point. Ma Datou smashed Alisson's fingers with a heavy hammer.

4: 0!

Eight minutes later, England's offensive came back again. After Lingard and Li Polo crossed positions this time, Li Polo tried a heavy artillery attack. As a result, Silva blocked the baseline with his toe, and it was another corner kick. Chance.

This time Silva and Marquinhos defended Li Polo tightly, and Augusto hugged Maguire, but Ashley Young found his club teammate Phil Jones, and the parachute led With a hideous expression on his face, he unceremoniously smashed the ball into the net!

5: 0!

Within 10 minutes, two players each scored a corner kick, and the England team secured the title of "King of Headers"!

The Brazilian team, whose average altitude is not enough, has also completely exposed its weakness in air defense...

After all, even if the goalkeeper is added, among the 11 starting players, there are only four players with a height of over 180cm, Alisson, sister-in-law, Markey, and Paulinho...

As for Marcelo, Fagner, Kubird, Jesus, and William, all of them are under 175cm. What do they use to compare their bodies with the hulking British men?

Fortunately, after Neymar was injured, he replaced the 186 Chinese Super League star Augusto

After 70 minutes, Silva's physical fitness has declined significantly, while Li Polo has no spirit of respecting the elderly. He completely exploded the opponent with his nearly full physical fitness, and once again used a lightning-like high-speed change of direction, playing tricks. The Brazilian veteran with old arms and legs, and then sent the ball into the net!

6: 0!

Silva, who was lying on the ground panting heavily, did not get up for a long time.

Tite on the sidelines was terrified, afraid of another injury, because he really had no defenders to replace under his command.

Fortunately, Silva finally gritted his teeth and persisted, barely playing the whole game.

But in the face of Li Poluo, who is fierce and fierce, Silva's physical energy consumption is much more than usual. In the last 10 minutes of playing, his area has almost become the racecourse of Li's family!

"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

As Kane, who came off the bench, made a mistake in stoppage time, Mazic finally blew the whistle for the end of the game!

7: 0!

Just like four years ago, Samba football was poured 7 goals in a row by the opponent!
The Three Lions advanced to the semi-finals!

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