Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 581 What's wrong with scoring a few goals?
Thanks to Junho0726 for the reward of 1500b!
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England's 15-0 bloodbath of the Chinese team in an away game undoubtedly caused strong repercussions in the entire football world.

But it was Lee Polo's merciless criticism after the game that really set off a huge wave.

"Football's No. [-] star tore open the fig leaf of Chinese football!"

"With this gift, Lee Polo sends Children's Day blessings to all the older children in China!"

"High-salary foreign coaches and overseas naturalization are just slow poisons for Chinese football!"

"Cai Zhenhua's face was livid, and he left the stage halfway, and Yinhu Lippi's old face was defeated, and he will not be guaranteed at the end of the festival!"

"Li Polo really understands football! If players can be naturalized, can the chairman of the Football Association also be naturalized?"

"What do you learn from Brazil, Germany, and Spain? English football is the best teacher for Chinese football!"

Of course, there are also some angry voices:

"What does Li Polo, a junior high school student, know about Chinese football?"

"Chinese football has its own national conditions, and it is impossible for an outsider to understand our hardships!"

"The majority of fans must distinguish between the enemy and the enemy, and must not be distracted by foreign media!"

"Chinese Football Association, come on! Lippi, come on! Four years later, beat up the dog face of this banana man in Qatar!"

But before the Chinese Football Association cheered, Lippi announced his resignation first.

The Italian Silver Fox, who was over seventy years old, not only suffered the worst loss in his career, but was also swollen in the face by a guy who was younger than his grandson!
In a public interview, he said with a face of shame:

"I've been coaching this team for a long time, but the players still act scared on the field, have no fighting spirit, no desire, no guts, can't pass the ball calmly, can't reflect what they have trained, that is the responsibility of the head coach. We lost last night and I take full responsibility.

The Chinese Football Association has given me a lot of privileges, and I hope I can bring some changes to football in this country.I earn a lot of money in China, but I don't want to steal the money, because I can't do what I agreed, so I announced my resignation. "

Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, the media immediately regarded Li Polo as the culprit for Lippi's resignation:
"Li Polo kicked Lippi away with 2000 million euros!"

"He is not only a green butcher, but also the nemesis of the head coach!"

"Since his debut, how many head coaches have been kicked into disgrace by him, or even fired?!"
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Although Lee Polo suffered a wave of public opinion violence in China, this did not affect him in the commercial market in the slightest.

He only stayed in China for one day and one night, and the Barnetts signed six sponsorship contracts for him, with a total value of up to 2 million pounds!Per year!

As the most influential superstar in today's football, sports, and even regardless of industry, he is worth the price!

Lee Polo, who returned with a full load, did not stop. He left China the next afternoon and went with the team to the northeast peninsula, preparing to face the second opponent—the South Korean team.

The South Korean team obviously learned the painful lesson of the Chinese team.

On June 6, the South Korean team put up a defensive 7 formation at their home court, obviously to resolutely implement the tactics of defensive counterattack.

But... Lee Polo, who rested for 5 days, chose to start the battle!
Only 20 minutes into the game, the striker of the Three Lions kicked his head and kicked his head, completing a hat-trick!
In addition to three goals, he also made three yellow cards in the opponent's midfield in one breath, and a central defender was injured and left the field...

One of the yellow cards was accompanied by a penalty kick.It's just that Li Polo has no interest in free throws at all. Instead, he assigns his club teammate Cahill, who has just returned from injury, to take charge.

Cahill never thought in his life that he would be able to kick a penalty kick in a national team match at an age when he was about to retire. He was so excited that he was about to lick Lee Polo's sneakers on the spot...

Fortunately, this excitement didn't disturb his footwork. An unreasonable explosive shot made the Korean goalkeeper unresponsive!
4: 0!

The South Korean team and the Chinese team were also behind by a large score. Not only did they not lie flat, but they became bloody and began to physically violate the English players with rough movements!
In the 27th minute, Kane was stepped on the heel by the opponent's defender, bleeding profusely on the spot, and could only be replaced by Vardy.

Looking at Kane who took off his shoes and socks and waited for the team doctor to treat him, Southgate was a little bit happy:

[Now I don't have to worry about how to arrange Kane's position! 】
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After killing the No. [-] striker, the South Korean team focused their firepower on the biggest threat.

After the previous 30 minutes of fierce confrontation, they already knew the horror of Li Boluo. Ordinary physical confrontation would not cause substantial harm to him at all. To stop him, they must have the determination to burn everything and kill the net!

Considering that three players have already received yellow cards, the South Korean team wants to select a clean warrior to take on the heavy responsibility of blasting.

They hadn't completed the selection process yet, but Lee Polo over there turned his back on the customer and took the lead in showing off!
In the 33rd minute, Arnold sent a cross from the right. Li Polo quickly retreated with his back against the goal, then jumped high and collided with the opponent's central defender in the air!
This poor central defender was not only knocked off his center of gravity, but also became Lee Polo's cushion after landing, his head was bloody on the spot, and he almost rolled his eyes!

Seeing that the other party fell into a coma, Li Poluo gave him two big mouths without saying a word!

"Wake up, don't sleep!"

While shouting anxiously, Li Polo didn't stop at all.

The two big mouths didn't work, so he opened the other's mouth again and grabbed his tongue!

His set of movements is smooth and smooth, and the goalkeeper and other defenders are dumbfounded!

Judging from the results, thanks to Li Poluo's timely rescue, the poor defender avoided the danger of swallowing his tongue and falling into suffocation.

After the central defender was out of danger, the South Korean players couldn't help but bow their heads in shame.

【He is so enthusiastic about our teammates, we just wanted to abolish him...】

[What a nice person! 】

[Let him score a few goals, what's the big deal? 】

While South Korean players are deeply blaming themselves, there are several players in the England team who have seen through the truth of the matter.

They are Li Polo's club teammate Cahill, the iron-blooded captain Henderson of the Three Lions, and the happy boy Sterling.

They looked at each other and nodded inwardly:

[What is life-saving, warm-hearted? 】

[They are all cheating fools! 】

[He definitely did it on purpose! 】

[With his predictive ability, do you need to turn your back to the goal if you want to catch this pass? 】

And the South Korean defender who just woke up, covered his hot cheeks in surprise:
"Why is my face swollen?"
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Since one of the opponent's defenders had been killed in the 12th minute, the accident in the 33rd minute caused the South Korean team to lose another main force.

Touched by Lee Polo's selfless spirit of helping others, the South Korean team also gave up their narrow nationalist sentiment and killing tactics, and continued the game with him in a fair manner.

Seeing that the opponent was so sensible, Li Boluo also gave up the tactics of "saving lives and healing the wounded" and showed his true strength to the local fans who came to watch the game.

Perhaps because of the disparity between strength and weakness, Lee Polo always felt that he was bullying the kindergarten children in this game. Whether it was physically or mentally, it was impossible for South Korean defenders to hinder him.

However, Son Heung-min, the only player in the South Korean team who can keep up with Lee Polo's rhythm, is a striker. It is impossible for him to retreat to the back line and mark Lee Polo exclusively!
And... even if Sun Xingmin wants to defend Li Boluo, he doesn't have the defensive ability!

Lee Polo scored six goals and created a penalty in the first half. He made persistent efforts in the second half. Taking advantage of the Korean team's injuries and physical problems, he once again surrendered two hat-tricks and sent an assist!
He played a full 90 minutes in this game and completed 12 goals and 1 pass!

He improved the single-game scoring record that was only refreshed 5 days ago by 1 goal!
In addition to Cahill's penalty, Rashford and Walker each scored a goal, England also copied the score against the Chinese team 15 days ago with a score of 0:5!
With the South Korean team as a comparison, Chinese public opinion can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

At least it can prove that Lee Polo is not targeting the Chinese team specially!
He is just as cruel to the Korean team!
But everyone seems to be ignoring one thing:
When Lee Polo played for the Chinese team, he only played 45 minutes in the second half.

But in the game against the South Korean team, he played 100% for a full 90 minutes!

In 2018, China and South Korea are already two-level teams!
And with two 15:0 victories, England left Asia, where they made a lot of money, and returned to the European continent thousands of miles away, preparing for the upcoming World Cup in Russia!

The first game of the group stage will start on June 11, 6 days later! ——
I originally thought to leave it as a manuscript for tomorrow, so I will post it.

Now wash your face and go to Damalu to work the night shift!
(End of this chapter)