Football's Number One Madman

"We want to see Lee Polo!"

"Without Lee Polo, who would want to see the weakest England in history!"

"If Lee Polo doesn't show up, you will give us our money back immediately!"

On the afternoon of June 6, when Southgate led the England national team to China thousands of miles away, he encountered a series of cyber violence in this strange land...

Because among the accompanying players of the Three Lions, there is no such thing as Lee Polo!

The Chinese fans who bought tickets at the highest price in history couldn't help but become surprisingly angry!
Nandamen had to make a public statement at the press conference before the game:
"Lee Polo just played the Champions League final a week ago, he needs a little rest."

"We solemnly promise that on the day of the game, he will definitely appear in the England national team squad!"

Lee Polo also publicly stated on his social platform:

"I can't wait to meet the fans in my distant hometown!"
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One day later, at 6:2 pm on June 8, the night gradually fell, and the National Olympic Sports Center was still like daylight.

最大能够容纳9万1千人的鸟巢，在这一天涌进了超过8万6千名热心的球迷——剩下的5000个空位，只是为了安全而特意留出。

Looking at the heads full of holes, the officials of the Football Association and the organizers of the tournament all laughed from ear to ear!
An average of 500 yuan per person, this is 4300 million tickets!
Coupled with sponsorship advertisements, broadcast share, sales of jerseys and peripheral products, after this game is played, the Football Association's pocket money for the second half of the year will be settled!

In order to ensure that Lee Polo, the biggest focus of this game, can play as scheduled, the Football Association also deliberately communicated with the FA, and even clarified a responsibility in the contract:
"If Lee Polo doesn't play, your appearance fee will be cut in half!"

The FA chairman Gregg answered them loudly:

"As the birthplace of modern football, we have always been passionate about football promotion. Even if there is no penny reward, we will definitely do our best and go all out for this game!"
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Goalkeeper: Yan Junling
Defenders: Yu Hai, Yu Yang, Zhang Linpeng (pronounced 'Peng'), Wang Shen (pronounced 'Shen')

Midfielders: Zheng Zhi (captain), Zhao Xuri, Wu Xi, Chi Zhongguo
Forwards: Wu Lei, Wei Shihao
In the starting 11 of the Chinese team, there is a lack of Feng Xiaoting, the captain of the national football team who was controversial before, and Gao Lin, the most criticized active top scorer. Apart from the two of them, Lippi is indeed the main force.

A week ago, the Chinese team, ranked 73rd in the world, defeated Myanmar, ranked 1th in the world, 0-135 at the Jinling Olympic Sports Center with Wu Lei's goal, and it was still a rotation lineup...

Due to the defeat of Myanmar, the Chinese team's new ranking in June also rose by 6 places.

However, they are now ranked 71st, and today they have to face England, which is 8th in the world!

Goalkeeper: Pickford

Defenders: Walker, Stones, Maguire
Midfielders: Trippier, Henderson (captain), Dyer, Rose

Forwards: Rashford, Kane, Sterling
In addition to the injured Cahill, Jones, and the "poor physical" Lee Polo, Southgate is also the main force!

"England have a little bit of a problem with this lineup."

CCTV guest Xu Yang sitting in the live broadcast room couldn't help but analyze the opponents for his national team:

"Mainly on the back line, both Cahill and Jones were absent due to injuries, and Kyle Walker was temporarily brought in to play the right center back, but everyone knows that he is a player with strong offense and weak defense, and Stones is too young. Maguire can only be regarded as a substitute, they have played only a handful of times in England, and there is no tacit understanding between them, this is an opportunity we can take advantage of!"

He Wei, the commentator who partnered with him, couldn't help but want to give him a big mouth:
"Director Xu, what do you mean... we have a chance to beat this England team?"

Xu Yang froze for a moment, then told him word for word:

"Football is round, anything can happen!"

He Wei pinched his eyebrows.

As a well-known commentator with a reputation for poetic artistic conception, he made careful preparations before the game. For example, he was prepared for Li Polo's header, speed, sense of smell, and even counter-attack ability, but the only thing he was not prepared for The situation is that the Chinese team beat England at home!

Of course, he didn't need any extra preparation at all.

If the Chinese team can beat England in this game, he will surely burst into tears and choke up like many fans! -
"Drip~~~"

The on-duty referee of this game is Kassai, a famous whistler from Hungary. He once enforced the 2008 Olympic final, the 2011 Champions League final, and the two European Cups in 2012 and 2016. After 2017, he retired from the European arena. He accepted the invitation of the Chinese Super League and went to the East to earn a little pension with the British No. 1 post Clattenburg.

Clattenburg, who is British, of course cannot enforce the Sino-British war, so the law enforcement power of this game can only be handed over to Kasai, who is a neutral nationality.

Wu Lei kicked off the ball lightly, and the Chinese team fell back and forth twice in the backcourt. In the end, left back Wang Shenchao was responsible for launching the offensive.

But Trippier and Walker stood in two rows one after the other. Whether he wanted to continue to bottom or turn to the inside, he was blocked...

Wang Shenchao frowned, thinking about it, and immediately accelerated a burst of speed, attracting Walker to speed up, but the next second he suddenly stopped and changed direction, trying to get rid of a gap!
His sudden stop was so sudden that Walker was completely deceived by him, but he smashed the ball seven or eight meters away during the sudden stop!

The ball flew down the middle from under Trippier's nose, and Henderson had no trouble getting past Wu Xi to complete the tackle.

The captain of the Three Lions team glanced at his teammates on the front line, and swung his right foot to transfer a wide-ranging long pass.

Rashford advanced at high speed from the right. Since Wang Shenchao was not in the defense zone, he was able to drive straight in, and even entered the penalty area...

Zhang Linpeng bit the bullet and stepped forward to make up for it, but before he had time to stretch out his right foot, Rashford blasted him through!

Zhang Linpeng stretched out her hand, but was abruptly brought down to the ground by the other party!
The impact of the prince of Manchester United is fully displayed on this flat turf!

Rashford, who broke through Zhang Linpeng, hit the goalkeeper with a burst shot!
Yan Junling threw all his strength, but threw the ball to Kane's feet!
The latter accepted the gift with a smile and easily made up the shot into the net!

1: 0!

In less than 2 minutes of the start, England went first! -
"Polo, this smash kick has your demeanor!"

Vardy, who was sitting on the bench, pointed at Wang Shenchao and laughed, and even publicly teased Li Boluo.

He is very clear about his position in the national team, so he is not at all afraid of offending Lee Polo, the big guy in the locker room...

Li Poluo also has nothing to do with him, he can only fight with reason:

"Fart, I can stop the ball at most 3 meters!"

Ashley Young, Lingard, Welbeck, Cheek, Arnold and others who were also substitutes couldn't help laughing.

Southgate, who stood at the front, glanced at them curiously, but did not express anything.

It was just an innocuous warm-up match, the players relaxed a bit, how could he criticize it?

Originally, the purpose of playing against weak teams was to reduce the pressure and play lightly before the big game!

While talking and laughing, England sent a long pass from Rose, Sterling cut in from the left and shot, and the football slid out.

A few minutes later, Henderson played superbly and sent a scalpel-like through ball from the center. Unfortunately, his old teammate Sterling once again wasted the opportunity and kicked an anti-aircraft gun against the goal that was close at hand. !

"Polo, his shot is aimed at you..."

Vardy was about to make fun of Li Polo when he suddenly felt a breath of death lingering in the air.

He hastily changed his words temporarily:
"He wants to learn from you!"
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Sterling wasted two opportunities in a row, but the defenders couldn't hold back.

In the 32nd minute, Trippier took a corner kick, and Maguire overwhelmed Yang Yang with a header to expand the score to 2:0.

Just 5 minutes later, Rose performed fast and furious from the left. Relying on his strong physical fitness, he directly robbed the entire side of the Chinese team. Unfortunately, the quality of the cross he sent was not high, and Sterling and Kane Missed both points...

Fortunately, Rashford rushed to the last point, and a sliding tackle hit the ball into the goal!

3:0!In the 43rd minute, Kane even outstripped Zhang Linpeng, earning the team a penalty kick.

The Tottenham striker who personally took the penalty did not give Yan Junling a chance to show his skills, so he shot hard and rewritten the score to 4:0!
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Conceding four goals in a row in the half, the home players couldn't help but feel a little frustrated.

But the fans in the stands became restless and even shouted collectively:

"Lee Polo!"

"Lee Polo!!"

"Lee Polo!!!"

They waved the flag with Lee Polo on it, and strongly demanded that Southgate fulfill his pre-match promise!

[Our five or six hundred tickets are just to watch Kane kick a penalty and Sterling twist his ass? 】

"It's so crazy!"

Southgate couldn't help being speechless, and then hooked Lee Polo:

"Warm up for 10 minutes and replace Kane directly in the second half!"

Kane, who scored twice, couldn't help but turn black!
[mmp, why me, not Sterling? 】

[Negative emotions from Harry Kane, +55! 】