Football's Number One Madman

"its not right!"

"its not right!!"

"its not right!!!"

The mood of Phil Jones in this game was like riding a roller coaster, experiencing an unprecedented ups and downs.

In the first half, he successfully "frozen" the Premier League's new Golden Boot, leaving Lee Polo inactive for 70 minutes, only getting one shot and one "passive assist".

But at the 71st minute, Lee Polo suddenly felt as if he was on fire. Just a simple sprint and header completely shattered the self-confidence that Jones had accumulated for 70 minutes before!

Only 3 minutes later, Fabregas sent another pass, this time it was not a high-altitude ball, but a sharp through ball close to 25 meters!
Lee Polo, who started ahead of time, broke out from the double-teaming of Jones and Smalling, and killed De Gea who was alone in the empty goal!
As a top goalkeeper who relies solely on goal-line skills, De Gea rarely leaves the penalty area and attacks in a wide range like Neuer, so he can only sit and wait in the small penalty area...

When Li Polo entered the penalty area, Manchester United's double central defenders had nowhere to go, so they had to fight to the death!
Li Poluo rushed the ball forward before they stretched their feet, and then dodged Smalling's shovel from the left, but was kicked in the heel by Jones on the right!
Hearing a "thump", Li Polo fell to the ground and rolled three times in the small restricted area of ​​Manchester United!

The referee Oliver didn't even wait for the video referee's confirmation this time, and directly blew the whistle!
The 33-year-old golden whistle of the new generation strode to the scene of the incident and showed Jones a second yellow card without hesitation!

Jones, who was tragically expelled from the field, his originally fair and square face was flushed red now. He got up from the ground and looked at his old comrade-in-arms in disbelief:
"Your previous downturn...was it an act?"

Li Poluo looked at him noncommittally, showing an inscrutable expression:

"What do you think?"

"You don't really think that you can freeze me, do you?"

As if struck by lightning, Jones couldn't help but took three steps back in a row!
[You big liar who deceives feelings! 】

[I am an old comrade who has fought side by side with you for a whole year! 】

[Negative sentiment from Phil Jones, +1024! 】
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【Good guy, fortunately I didn't laugh at him...】

Seeing Li Polo's quick recovery, Hazard's little heart couldn't help but shiver.

It was William who publicly teased Lee Polo in the locker room.

The Brazilian is shaking a little in his legs now.

Fortunately, he and Li Poluo have been called brothers and sisters for a whole season, and he has long expressed his loyalty, and a momentary teasing will not cause the sincere friendship between them to fall apart...

Hazard, who was standing at the 12 yard point with the football in his arms, was lost in thought, and then he accidentally gave up the shot and pushed the ball forward sideways!
[Since your condition has recovered, you should appear in the most suitable position, right? 】

Sure enough, a blue storm roared and swept over, directly hitting the ball that Hazard pushed into the net!
4: 0!

[Sure enough... his condition really recovered! 】

Hazard sighed a little in his heart, but there was already an extremely bright smile on his face.

He jumped straight to Lee Polo:

"I knew, even if I didn't tell you in advance, you would be the first to grab the ball!"

Li Boluo bared his teeth, and responded with a half-smile:

"Yeah, we really have a good understanding!"

[If it wasn't for my cheating, no, I have a keen sense of smell, the ghost would know that you would deliberately kick the ball aside! 】
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Seeing that Li Boluo's state has fully recovered, the suspense of this game has been completely lost.

After scoring the fourth goal, Conte replaced Hazard with Remy as punishment for "not taking the penalty kick well".

In the 81st minute, Cahill was also replaced by Louis, and the old captain was ready to celebrate winning the championship.

In the 86th minute, Luiz sent a long pass from the backcourt, Li Polo headed back, and Cesc Fabregas sent a through ball from the left. Remy, who had just finished warming up, used his speed to wipe out Smalling and faced Germany. He Ya's block, but he knocked the ball to the center without greed, Li Polo stretched out his right foot and easily blocked the ball!
5: 0!

Lee Polo used a hat-trick and an assist to lead Chelsea to their third championship trophy in 2018!
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"Oh, ho, ho!!!!"

A few minutes later, captain Cahill took small steps, and under the witness of more than 8 people, he lifted the FA Cup championship trophy high.

Fireworks exploded high above Wembley Stadium, and gold and silver pieces of platinum were scattered from the air.

Since he led the Crazy Gang to win the trophy as early as four years ago, Li Polo didn't have much excitement and ecstasy on his face when he saw the trophy that Cahill stuffed into his hands.

He even felt that this trophy had little to do with him.

After all, Chelsea participated in a total of six rounds of the FA Cup, but he only played three of them, and the first two came off the bench after 70 minutes, and the total playing time was only 120 minutes.

Reflecting on the offensive data, it is even more mediocre. He only scored 3 goals and 5 assist in 1 games. Compared with his terrifying efficiency of nearly 3.5 goals per game in the league, this report card is indeed a bit lame. crotch...

In fact, not only Li Polo was like this, most of the Blues players were very calm, just took a group photo with the trophy, and quickly handed it to other teammates.

After all, Chelsea, as the Premier League champions last season, these players do not lack the honor of domestic competitions.

The only thing that can make them feel extremely joyful is the big silver cup with big ears! -
In the post-match interview, the reporter really mentioned this question:

"At the beginning of the game, you didn't seem to find your form. Is it because the long season made you feel tired? Or did Manchester United's defensive strategy make you feel embarrassed?"

Lee Polo denied it outright:
"No, I just don't want the final to lose suspense at the very beginning."

He glanced at Mourinho, who had withdrawn sadly, and showed a confident smile:
"You don't think that today's Manchester United can become an obstacle to our progress?"

As the coach of the losing side, Magic Bird, although he didn't hear what he said specifically, has already sent him warm greetings for the first time:
[Negative emotions from Mourinho, +886! 】
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Premier League champions, English League Cup champions, English FA Cup champions... If you add the Community Shield champions at the beginning of the season, Chelsea in the 2017-2018 season has already won four championships.

But for them, these four championships combined may not be as important as the last Big Ears Cup!

The Chelsea Club officially released a series of promotional posters, each of which points to the final Champions League trophy!