Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 499 You Did It On Your Own!
"Polo, what do you think of this 1:1 match?"

Although Lee Polo did not play, when he was about to leave Stamford Bridge, he was stopped by reporters who were waiting for him.

He thought carefully for three seconds and answered the question:

"Today's game is the real strength of Arsenal. The last time they played against me, they obviously didn't go all out!
This shows that I am underestimated by them. As a Ballon d'Or winner and World Footballer of the Year, I get such treatment. I don't think they respect me at all!
Waiting for the second round in two weeks, I must take back this respect with my own hands at the Emirates Stadium! "

Wenger was so angry that he broke the zipper on the down jacket!

【Are you still human? 】

【Do you understand respecting the old and loving the young! 】

Wilshere trembled:

[My injury...will not heal within a month! 】

[Whoever you like to kick, kick him! 】

Aubameyang wants to cry but has no tears:

[I'm returning to Dortmund now, is there still time? 】

[Negative emotions from all Arsenal players, +8866! 】
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To "regain respect", Lee Polo still needs to wait two weeks, but after 3 days, he will first face the 23rd round of the league.

On January 1th, Chelsea sat at home and ushered in the challenge of Leicester City.

The Blue Fox's record at the beginning of the season was extremely bad. After the first eight rounds, they only scored 6 points, ranking fourth from the bottom of the standings.

Such a record made head coach Shakespeare dismiss get out of class sadly, and the team ushered in a new coach, Frenchman Claude Puel.

The new official took office with three fires. From the 9th round, the Blue Fox's performance bottomed out and the points also rose rapidly.

When they played in the 22nd round, they had risen from 17th to 8th. Although they were still a little far away from their former peak, they were at least back on the right path.

Puel, who was a defensive midfielder in the player era, attached great importance to the team's defensive ability. For this reason, he reused the 21-year-old Nigerian midfielder Ndidi and the local central defender Harry Maguire.

Players who are trusted by the coach often burst out with incredible potential.

For example, Ndidi, in this game, he almost became the second Kanter, restricting Fabregas and Hazard extremely uncomfortable!

Under the tight and strong personal defense, Hazard's passing accuracy in the first half was only 58%!

Due to the existence of Li Polo, Chelsea's opponents will regard him as the number one person to be guarded. Hazard's defensive pressure has been greatly reduced. Today is the first time since this season that Hazard has received such a high standard. treatment!
Cesc Fabregas was not much better either. Several set-pieces were passed very poorly, and he even took a corner kick out of the baseline once...

If it wasn't for Li Polo and [Hawkeye] to rely on, he might not even receive a free kick in the first 45 minutes!

But the worst thing was Cahill. The disobedient old captain strained his thigh when chasing Vardy in the 33rd minute. It seems that he needs to rest for a long time...

Compared with the sluggish Chelsea, the blue foxes who came to challenge were very active. The three fronts headed by Vardy, Mahrez, and Maguire all showed a strong desire to survive, frequently using speed, dribbling, and headers. , Bringing a huge threat to the home team.

Fortunately, there are still some players who are fairly normal-such as Azpilicueta, Moses, and Courtois, who barely managed to keep the goal.

After the end of the game, Chelsea scored only two goals, one from Li Polo's header bombing, and the other from Li Polo's supplementary shot in front of the goal.

This is the benefit of relying on plug-ins to eat.

Even if his teammates collectively lose the accuracy of passing the ball, he can still use the plug-in to predict his teammates' mistakes in advance!
Your pass missed by 5 meters?
It doesn't matter, I will transfer 5 meters in advance!
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Back in the locker room, Hazard and Cesc Fabregas had to be slobbered by Conte:
"I know that I just went through the devil's schedule in December, and everyone's physical fitness is not very good, but I have given you a precious rest vacation, and I have also carried out a large rotation, but your performance still disappoints the fans!"

"We are only 4 points ahead of Manchester City in the standings, and it is not time to relax! They may catch up at any time!"

Kong Er's idiot can't wait to put his Italian cannon behind these players' buttocks, so that they feel a huge threat!

Lee Polo, who won two dollars alone, yawned:

"Since they are not fit enough, let them rest early."

"?!"

Conte froze for a moment.

Hazard and Fabregas were also stunned with him.

Azar turned his head and glanced with a complicated expression, then lowered his head silently.

Xiaofa's heart has already started to bleed:

【Brother Polo, I am your most loyal little brother! 】

【How can you let me suffer such humiliation? 】

I saw Li Poluo's look that should be taken for granted:
"If I am sleepwalking in a game and have no state, then I don't need the coach to ask, I will apply to end myself!"

"Especially in the case of insufficient physical fitness due to the intensive schedule, what is unacceptable to be substituted?"

The latter sentence can be regarded as saving a little face for the two teammates.

The blood in Cesc Fabregas' heart stopped flowing slightly:
"Polo is right. My state today is too bad. If I continue to play, I will only waste more opportunities."

Since he spoke, Hazard could only nod with difficulty:
"Sorry, Coach, I might need a break."

The muscles at the corners of Conte's mouth couldn't help twitching.

[This is not what I expected! 】

[I just want to encourage them to cheer up in the second half, but I don't want them to rest in the second half! 】

[Cahill has already used up one of his substitutions. If we use up all the hole cards now, what should we do if there is an accident in the second half? 】

He was still struggling with this issue when he saw Lee Polo arrange work for William and Golovin:

"In the second half, you have to pass the ball behind more, especially the No. 15 player who is aiming at them. His turning speed is slower than that of a classic car in the 19th century!"

Conte's mentality almost collapsed!
[I haven't decided to let them come off the bench! 】

【Are you going to empty me out? ! 】
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During the intermission, two starting players were replaced at the same time, and they were the absolute main players such as Hazard and Xiaofa. Conte's substitution adjustment immediately caused a commotion.

But even the most stubborn Blues fans did not raise doubts. After all, the state of these two players in the first half was too sluggish, and there was no way to justify it...

Golovin and Willian, who came off the bench, were in much better condition than the starting players. After less than 20 minutes of playing, Golovin picked out an extremely beautiful arc ball and flew directly over Maguire's head. Out of the restricted area!
Maguire panicked, and when he turned around, he bumped headfirst into his teammates. Suddenly, the two defenders of the Blue Foxes lay down together, and Li Boluo suddenly became a single-handedly going to the meeting!

Watching the two teammates bump into each other, Blue Fox goalkeeper Schmeichel suddenly felt sore eyes!
[What sin did I do to become teammates with these two crouching dragons and phoenix chicks! 】

At the top of the arc in the penalty area, Lee Polo even showed off his not-so-superb ball-handling skills:
He flicked the ball to the left first, and then took advantage of Schmeichel's movement, and directly shot a low shot!
"Whoosh!"

He originally wanted to shoot through the crotch, but Schmeichel defended the lower three very tightly, and quickly closed his legs to deny his shot.

But... that's all Schmeichel can do.

Because in the next second, Li Boluo appeared on the trajectory of the football rebounding again, facing the half-empty goal, and easily made a supplementary shot into the net!

3: 0!

Lee Polo, who completed the hat-trick, has not forgotten to ridicule the goalkeeper:
"In the future, if you see that it is my shot, don't save it, it will save energy!"

Schmeichel hit the goal line with a punch!
[Negative sentiment from Schmeichel, +238! 】

[Maguire, +999! 】

Li Boluo froze for a moment, very dissatisfied with Ma Datou's incompetent fury.

[You bumped into someone by yourself, can this also be my fault? 】
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I don't know if he was irritated by Li Polo, but in the next game, Maguire played more fiercely and toughly.

In the 74th minute, he even dared to compete with Li Boluo for a header, and then his brow bone was broken by Li Boluo, bleeding profusely on the spot!
Li Boluo didn't take advantage of it either. This time the collision caused him to fall heavily to the ground. His whole body was filled with stares, and he was almost diagnosed with a concussion by the team doctor!

"Substitution!"

Conte yelled reflexively.

It's already 3:0, we can't let Li Polo get hurt again!

But his assistant scrambled to shake his head.

Alessio reminded him in a low voice:
"We have no quota for substitutions..."

Conte froze for a moment, then remembered:

[It was Li Poluo who asked me to use up the three quotas ahead of time! 】

[Now, you are doing it yourself! 】
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Li Poluo, who has suffered on his own, can only "bite the bullet" and continue to fight.

Five minutes later, he collided with Maguire again.

The wound that Ma Datou had just sewed together burst again, and now...he couldn't hold on any longer, and could only be replaced...

Lee Polo, who let out a bad breath, temporarily retreated to the second line to help his teammates contain the defense.

In the 87th minute, William made a breakthrough from the left and made a pass. The two central defenders next to Li Polo were immediately on the verge of a formidable enemy, but the Brazilian winger passed the ball to Pedro who was responding from the right.

The old and vigorous saber is much better than Hazard and Xiaofa. Facing the goal that is mostly empty, he directly volleys sideways!

4: 0!

Chelsea barely won the 23rd round of the league!

(End of this chapter)