Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 416 Cruel Record

"Lee Polo once again completed a record, he became the first player in the history of the Premier League to score six goals in a single game!"

Zhan Jun took out the data prepared in advance:

"Before this season, there were only five players who had scored five goals in a single game. They were Andy Cole in the Manchester United era, Alan Shearer in the legendary Newcastle striker, Defoe in the Tottenham era, The handsome Berbatov of Manchester United, and Aguero of Manchester City. In the second and third rounds of this season, Li Polo also staged five blessings, but today, he surpassed those legendary shooters and alone Climb to a higher level of the temple!"

Zhang Lu suddenly realized "ah":
"Hey, so, he only scored 4 goals in the last round, so that he can accumulate a lot of money today?"

Zhan Jun and him looked at each other and smiled:
"Zhang Zhi, I'm a little scared now!"

Zhang Lu raised half of his eyebrows, showing a puzzled expression:

"Fear?"

Just listen to the narrator explain:

"Seeing Li Polo scoring goals is like chopping melons and vegetables, three or four goals, or even five or six goals in a game, and then watching other games, will we not get used to it?"

Zhang Lu was stunned for a moment, and then answered him with a burst of continuous laughter:

"Haha, hehe, hahaha!"

After the laugh was over, the guest became slightly serious:
"That's because in the last few games, Chelsea's opponents were either Manchester City or Arsenal. These giants often had to face off against them because of their face. This gave him the opportunity to score goals frequently.

If he meets Mourinho's Manchester United, or Simeone's Atletico Madrid, or those teams in the relegation zone, when they resolutely defend and put out the bus, it will be the time to really test Li Polo's offensive ability! "

Zhan Jun slapped his thigh:
"It's still Zhang Zhi who sees it clearly. We should also calm down from the mania of Lee Polo scoring consecutive goals."

He glanced at the information in his hand:

"Although Lee Polo has scored 20 league goals this season and almost secured the Premier League Golden Boot,...the real test for him and Chelsea has yet to come!"

A comment suddenly appeared in the chat room on the side of the screen:

"Scored 20 in four games, and you still say you haven't stood the test?"

"How can you embarrass Aguero, Kane, Salah, Mane, Lukaku, Morata... these so-called super forwards? They have scored less than 20 goals in the first five rounds, right? "

"If I were Li Boluo, I would definitely jump into the live broadcast room and blow the commentator's head off!"

"You know what a fart upstairs, as a commentator, you must be neutral and objective!"

"Am I the only one who thinks that Brother Jun is acting for Li Polo... Versailles?"
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Entering the last 20 minutes, Conte replaced Cesc Fabregas and Cahill one after another, and replaced the muddy starters with the young Golovin and Rudiger.

Hazard, who was originally on the roster, was hidden by Conte.

——Kong Er's fool is worried that the Zhaqiu King, who has just returned from injury, will have another accident in the swamp...

Wenger on the other side did not move for a long time.

He looked at Ospina, Mertesacker, Walcott, Niles, Elneny, and Giroud on the bench, and really didn't know who to play could save the current situation.

Already 0:6 behind, even if Ronaldo and Messi are tied here, it is impossible to complete the comeback!
In the 73rd minute, Sanchez forcibly cut in and shot, which was blocked by Rudiger in advance. Alonso sent a wide-range long pass from the left. Long shot.

Cech was almost numb, facing this fast and heavy shot, he had no reaction at all, 7:0!

Four minutes later, it was Kante who broke the ball from Ramsey who was trying to shoot from long distance, and then Alonso played a wide-range long ball to find Pedro on the left wing.

After all, age is not forgiving. The 30-year-old just turned 80 years old and fought in the rain for [-] minutes. His physical fitness declined significantly. He obviously had a single-handed chance, but he failed to control his strength when he hit the goal. The football slid out of the goal. .

Seeing that Saber was in such a mess, Conte just used up the last substitution, and Batshuayi got the chance to play.

Batshuayi glanced at the expressionless Hazard, then at Remy who was being held by his shoulders, and took off his pants.

After his warm-up was over, he took off his yellow vest.

I only heard Hazard suddenly reminded me:
"Cooperate more with your teammates!"

Batshuayi nodded knowingly, and walked towards the arena.

Pedro patted him on the shoulder, not forgetting to remind:
"Pay attention to Bellerin, he's too fast!"

Pedro, who returned to the bench, glanced at Remy and Hazard, and asked a little strangely:
"When did the two of you get so close?"

Hazard squeezed out a smile:
"I'm not inviting Luwak to have a drink tonight?"

Remy resisted with a face:
"I'm a professional player, and I don't drink unless it's a day off...Ah!"

There was a sudden burning pain in his shoulder.

Hazard smiled even brighter:
"I also invited Polo, you won't even give him face?"

Remy froze for a moment, and immediately put his arm around Hazard's shoulder:

"Go, of course! Eden, you just get ready! I'm going to kill you today!"
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In the 82nd minute, Batshuayi, who had just come off the bench, ushered in a highlight moment.

He was so fierce that he bullied Koscielny. When the Arsenal captain completely lost his center of gravity, Michy Batshuayi knocked the ball back to the middle. Completed a light push!

Cech had completely given up on the save, but Li Polo's shot stopped in front of the goal...

"???"

Three question marks slowly appeared on Li Bailin's forehead.

The live camera quickly gave a playback:
There is an obvious mud puddle on Arsenal's goal line!

The football he kicked just fell into this pit!

Petr Cech is just a vicious dog, pressing the motionless football under his body, completely disregarding the fact that his jersey can no longer see the original color...

[If you volley early, it's over!What low shot! 】

Batshuayi, who lost the goal bonus, almost cursed.

【I fed you up to your mouth, but you didn't kick it in! 】

Just 3 minutes later, Golovin took another long-range shot. The football deflected against Koscielny's toes, and then flew directly over the crossbar to the stands.

Willian's corner kick was directly aimed at Li Polo, but Koscielny and Kolasinac had joined forces to push between him and the goal. He couldn't even turn around and could only barely jump up. Rub the ball towards Batshuayi on the side!
Arsenal's defensive strength is almost restrained by the three high points of Li Polo, Louis, and Rudiger. Batshuayi, who is a little farther away from the goal, is empty within three meters. He only needs to stretch his feet. Pad, the football hits the net!
8: 0!

Batshuayi hugged Lee Polo who gave him an assist:

"Brother Polo, you passed it on so beautifully!"

【? ? ? 】

[This traitor! 】

【Why are you so affectionate with Li Poluo? ! 】

Hazard, who was sitting on the sidelines, couldn't help straining his hands for a while, and Remy, who was next to him, almost punched him in the face in pain! -
In the 88th minute, Michy Batshuayi, who knew how to repay his kindness, reciprocated, making continuous breakthroughs on the left, attracting Bellerin and Koscielny, and then made an emergency stop and turned around, sweeping the ball to the center.

Lee Polo didn't choose to shoot low this time, but hit the goal vigorously!

Cech closed his eyes and simply raised his hands in surrender!

[8:0 and 9:0, is there any difference? 】

[Negative sentiment from Cech, +44...]

The former Blues goalkeeper has been beaten by Chelsea!
Looking at the painful tank soldiers, William, Luis, and Azpilicueta all showed expressions of unbearable.

William, who was the closest, ran to the door and patted his old teammate on the back sympathetically:

"Sorry, man."

Cech shook his head slightly, but his expression was extremely lonely.

In 2015, Cech, who was robbed of the League Cup by Li Polo, left Chelsea, where he had played for more than ten years.

In 2017, Cech, who played for Arsenal, was beaten by Lee Polo, who had just moved to Chelsea, and his mentality collapsed! -
"Hahaha!"

Conte on the sidelines no longer knows how to celebrate. All his celebrations have been rehearsed in the previous 8 goals, so that at this moment he can only let out a big laugh.

Wenger, who was a few meters away, subconsciously wrapped up the small jacket on his body, but he couldn't pull the zipper on his chest after pulling it for a long time...

Seeing the silver-haired professor fluttering in the wind, even Kong Er's idiot couldn't bear it.

He suddenly heard a whisper:
"We scored 5 goals in the second half, and there was an accidental injury that lasted 5 minutes. Comprehensive consideration, at least 8 minutes of stoppage time..."

This is the fourth official communicating with the referee through the headset.

Kong Er stunned and pressed his shoulder:

"What the hell, let's just end the game when we're done celebrating!"

The fourth official froze for a moment:
"This has to be consulted with the visiting team."

He walked quickly to Wenger:

"Well, Arsene, we're not going to give any stoppage time, do you agree?"

Wenger wrapped himself tightly in his little jacket, his silver hair blown into a chicken coop.

He raised his eyes blankly:

"what?"

This famous marshal who has been famous for a long time, only showed his aging and weakness at this moment!

He is 68 years old!

Mike Oliver no longer hesitated, and after Sanchez kicked the ball back to his own half, he blew the whistle vigorously:
"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

9: 0!

Lee Polo made 7 shots and 2 passes!
(End of this chapter)