Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 410 The Weakest Arsenal in History

"I asked for leave to accompany you again."

Li Polo, who was excluded from the squad by Conte, somewhat took some credit:

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

Lisanna, who was busy with her mother, sister-in-law, and girlfriends, didn't even raise her head:
"No."

There are three women in one play, not to mention there are still four here, even if Li Polo is the party involved, there is no way to participate in their topic.

But the experienced Li Poluo did not leave immediately, but directed the maids and cooks at home to prepare gifts for the fairies, one big, three small and four fairies.

Then he sat quietly on the sofa in the corner, handing them fruits, drinks, desserts and tissues from time to time, so that he could have a sense of participation in preparing for marriage...

Seeing him sweating, Lisanna finally expressed her approval for his work:
"You are so annoying, stop dangling in front of our eyes!"

[Negative emotions from Li Bo Luo, +55! 】
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Satisfied, Li Polo was finally freed.

But he wasn't really relieved, because the sponsors - the filming team from Mercedes-Benz - were already lining up at the gate.

To his slight surprise, this time the shooting job finally arranged for a hot girl with protruding front and back and legs 1.8 meters long. Hours later, the filming was successfully completed.

Just when the hot girl clamped her legs with anticipation and was about to leave her contact information to Li Boluo, she found that the popular traffic superstar with more than 2.2 million fans around the world had already changed into her pants and got into her special car...

This third-rate model who originally planned to create a wave of ambiguous scandals and then became a hit, stomped off her high heels in anger:

"You are lofty! You are amazing! But you should treat me to dinner anyway!"

While stepping on the accelerator, the private driver laughed and joked:

"Boss, she seems very disappointed!"

Li Polo, who was sitting in the back seat of the car, shrugged his shoulders like a living saint:

"Her perfume is too pungent."

In his heart, he was as clear as a mirror:
[The salaries of the driver and servant... are all paid by Lisanna! 】

[If I don't go home on time at night, the bodyguards at home will probably set up sniper rifles outside the hotel window! 】
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Chelsea were playing their first Champions League game of the season in Azerbaijan, 2000 kilometers away, when Lee Polo was having dinner at his £4000million mansion.

Their opponent is Kabalak, the Azerbaijani league champion.

Hazard, who started the game, was extremely active from the first minute, and his efforts were quickly rewarded.

In the 21st minute, Hazard, who broke through with the ball, was knocked to the ground by captain Kabarak, and the referee unceremoniously showed a red card!
Hazard, standing at the 12-yard point, opened up his scoring account this season with a strong shot, and Chelsea, who played more and less, also kicked more and more smoothly.

In the 36th minute, Hazard shined again. After attracting three defensive players to double-team, he sent a wonderful pass with his heel. Batshuayi easily pushed the empty goal and succeeded, 2:0!

In the second half, the physical fitness of the home team with one less player was obviously at a disadvantage, and the overall defense line was crumbling.

In the 72nd minute, Moses made another murderous attempt in the right rib of the penalty area, creating a second penalty kick for the team. Hazard accepted the gift with a smile and scored twice to lock the score at 3:0.

The ball king with two shots and one pass became the well-deserved MVP of the game, and Hazard, who was holding a plastic trophy, could finally take a breather.

[Such a performance, at least you can be a teammate for that man, right? 】
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Due to the 0-0 draw between Atletico Madrid and Roma in the same group at the Calderon Stadium, Chelsea temporarily ranked first with 3 points.

Early the next morning, Lee Polo headed to the Cobham training base regardless of the weather, even though he knew that his teammates were still flying in the sky...

"Yo, Cesc! You came a little early today!"

As a training maniac, he was a little surprised to see that someone was more diligent than himself.

Cesc Fabregas had already run a dozen laps around the field, dripping with sweat.

Hearing Li Poluo's greeting, he grinned slightly, but didn't explain anything, just gestured his thumbs to him, and then ran over slowly.

Seeing his teammate's bare chin, Li Poluo's eyes lit up:
"You finally shave off that damn beard!"

The old way of shaving your beard is at least 10 years younger!
Of course Li Poluo can guess the reason why he has been training so hard recently.

In addition to the fact that the team has just replaced the core thigh and he wants to show his value, more importantly... Chelsea's next opponent is Arsenal.

The Arsenal that gave him a lot of resources, made him a top superstar, and was then resolutely abandoned by him!
[This should be a complicated and delicate emotion. 】

Lee Polo didn't ask.

That's Fabregas' own business.

As a professional player, Lee Polo also has his own affairs.

He stretched out his foot and hooked a football, and started a new training session.

His job... is to blow up every opponent!
Let all opponents surrender at their feet!
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9 month 16 day.

After 48 hours of rest, Conte took time to go to the media hall at Stamford Bridge Stadium.

He will bring Lee Polo to the pre-match press conference.

As a guest, Wenger first took the stage to speak:

"Arsenal's start hasn't been particularly smooth, but it's not too bad. Lacazette and Kolasinac are integrating quickly, Sanchez and Monreal are fully recovered from their injuries, and everything is moving towards the goal. Good direction."

Koscielny, as captain, also expressed a positive attitude:

"We did lose to Chelsea in the Community Shield, but at that time we had too many injuries and did not play our full strength. Tomorrow we will show the fans a more real Arsenal!"

After briefly answering a few questions, Wenger and others left in a hurry, completely unwilling to sit down and enjoy the performance of the home team's coaches and players.

Perhaps the fatigue from the long-distance travel has not subsided. Conte is not talkative today. He closed his mouth after only a few words.

Lee Polo was not at all polite:

"Thank you Mr. Head Coach for giving me two days of precious vacation, allowing me to deal with the chores of the wedding. In return, I will show my full strength in tomorrow's game."

"Yes, tomorrow's opponent does motivate me. It's not because of the relationship between the clubs, but because of my own inner competitiveness."

"We may lose to a tenacious relegation team because we underestimate the enemy, but we will never lose to Arsenal!"

He spread his hands slightly, showing a hint of sarcasm:

"This Arsenal... probably the weakest Arsenal in the last 20 years."

Wenger must be very lucky that he left the press conference early, otherwise he would be so angry that he couldn't find the zipper on his clothes!
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While Lee Polo was still teasing Wenger, the other matches in the fifth round were already underway.

Among the traditional giants, Manchester United beat Everton 4-0 at home and continued to lead the standings.

It is worth mentioning that Rooney was substituted in the 82nd minute and Manchester United scored their second goal in the 83rd minute.

The soldiers of the Red Devils still maintain great respect for the old captain!
Compared with Manchester United, which has been advancing triumphantly, their deadly rival Liverpool did not go so smoothly. The Red Army was tied 1:1 by Burnley at Anfield and became a moderate upset.

However... just looking at their record and ranking in the first four rounds, it seems understandable that there is actually no problem with Burnley, who is tied for first, and Liverpool, who are tied for eighth!

Tottenham also pulled their hips. They were also tied 15:0 by the 0th-ranked Swansea at home. They had 25 shots and 75% ball possession, but they couldn't convert it into a goal...

On the other hand, Manchester City, who played away from home, turned 24 shots into 7 goals at Watford's home court!
Aguero's hat-trick, Jesus scored twice, Sterling and Otamendi each made a contribution. They shot seven times in a row against the Premier League Hornets!

曼城7:0血洗沃特福德，追平了切尔西在第3轮7:0埃弗顿的本赛季最大分差纪录。

And because Manchester City is playing away, in the eyes of the media, the gold content of this victory seems to be even higher.

It just so happened that Li Poluo saw this report from the Manchester media.

He threw the newspaper in the trash, and then talked to Guardiola through the air:

"Melon bald, I won't let you get any records!"

(End of this chapter)