Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 402 Lee Polo League Goals Guess!

"Drip, drip, drip~"

With the whistle of the referee, Chelsea ended the third round of the league with an extremely disparate score.

Lee Polo scored his fifth goal in the 72nd minute before Conte replaced him with Michy Batshuayi.

When he walked to the bench, more than 4 fans stood up and applauded, and the cheers that belonged to him lasted for a long time.

And in the last few minutes, Alonso also used a direct free kick to blast away Everton's city!
No way, Toffee's human wall is too low!
7: 0!

This is the biggest tragedy in the Premier League since the new season!

Everton, who earned [-] million in the transfer window, was ruthlessly slaughtered by Chelsea, who spent [-] million!
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"I am very satisfied with the performance of the players. They showed an unparalleled desire for victory on the court, which is an indispensable condition for winning championships and honors!"

At the press conference after the game, Conte's smile could not be concealed for a long time, like an old chrysanthemum being nourished and new flowers blooming again.

But Lee Polo, who spoke afterwards, poured cold water on him:
"I am very dissatisfied with the manager."

Conte was stunned for a moment, and the new flower that had just bloomed immediately shrank back.

The media present couldn't help getting excited, and even couldn't wait to type out the news headline:

"The Blue Army's locker room is in chaos! The conflict between the generals and the generals is public!"

"Lee Polo fired openly! Conte is about to leave get out of class!"

"Hazard personally visited Li Polo, and the two big men joined forces to evade the head coach!"

In their fantasies, Lee Polo explained with a smile on his face:
"With 15 minutes left in the game, he replaced me. I think he has no confidence in my physical fitness. I am very disappointed in him. If I have another 15 minutes, I am confident that I will score at least one more goal!"

"Because of the head coach's conservatism, I missed the great record of scoring 6 goals in a single game!"

Conte rolled his eyes and couldn't help but want to raise his middle finger at him:
[mmp!I asked you to accept the worship of all the fans, is that also wrong? 】

Li Poluo's voice landed loudly:

"Speed, physical fitness, jumping, strength, confrontation... As a professional player, I have no shortcomings except that the skills at my feet are not up to Mr. Guardiola's approval!"

Guardiola, who had won with difficulty 20 hours ago, was shot while lying down! ——
Although he missed the record of 6 goals in a single game, Lee Polo, who has completed five enrolments in two consecutive league rounds, still dominated the hot topic rankings for 3 days.

Major gaming companies have adjusted their odds for the Premier League scorer list, and Lee Polo's odds of winning the Premier League Golden Boot dropped directly to 1:1.015.

This means that if you bet 1 yuan on Lee Polo, after the season is over, after deducting taxes, you may have to pay back dozens of yuan...

However, correspondingly, these companies also opened a new market:

Lee Polo League Goals Guess!

The opening game is 31-35 goals, 1 to 1.65;

36-40, 1 to 2.55;

41-45, 1 to 4.15;

46-50, 1 to 5.75;

50+, 1 to 7.45...

It's a pity that Lee Polo, who has returned to the Premier League, can't make a big bet on himself, otherwise he will make all these heartless bookmakers go bankrupt! -
After finishing the third round of the league, Conte gave all the players an 8-day long vacation, then packed up his luggage and flew back to Italy to reunite with his family.

It looked like he was being generous, but the vast majority of players only enjoyed one day off.

The reason is simple, Chelsea has more national team members than Valencia!

Unsurprisingly, the Spanish gang was the biggest group: Fabregas, Alonso, Azpilicueta, Pedro.

There are also three Belgian internationals: goalkeeper Courtois, team leader Hazard, and marginal substitute Batshuayi.

Brazil has Louis and William.

Kante is the absolute main force of the French team.

Rudiger has also gradually entered the regular lineup of the German team.

In addition, Moses, Golovin, and Christensen are also national players for Nigeria, Russia, and Denmark respectively.

Even Caballero, the 36-year-old second goalkeeper, was called up by the Argentine national team and invited him to play with Messi.

In the regular lineup of the entire first team, there are only three people who have not been recruited: the Italian veteran Criscito, the French fringe Remy, and the 36-year-old third goalkeeper Eduardo...

It is worth mentioning that, as a Premier League team, there are very few England internationals in the Chelsea team-only Cahill and Li Polo.
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National team games are always rushed.

On August 8, the players reported that the first training session was held. Three days later, Southgate led the team to Malta, a small island in the Mediterranean Sea. This was their seventh round of the group stage. opponent.

On the afternoon of September 9, the game officially started. Lee Polo did not appear in the starting lineup. Standing on the front line was Harry Kane, who had not yet started in the Premier League this season.

The broadcast camera was aimed at Lee Polo on the bench many times, as if trying to capture a trace of negative emotions.

But Li Polo has been chatting and laughing with Vardy next to him with a calm demeanor, and he is not at all lonely and unwilling to be "cast into the cold palace".

The game entered the rhythm of England from the first minute. The Three Lions firmly controlled the ball and once got 1% possession rate.

But throughout the first half, they all gained momentum and failed to score. Whether it was Kane, Sterling, Ali, Chamberlain, they failed to break through the opponent's goal.

Li Poluo, who was sitting on the bench, watched them running around, and even felt a little anxious:

"Where did the No. 8 Livermore come from? Is he related to Southgate?"

Vardy pouted:
"West Bromwich Albion midfielder, he works hard, but he doesn't deserve the number 8 shirt."

It wasn't until the 53rd minute that the full-back Bertrand, who was inserted in the back row, broke the deadlock with a long shot!

Probably the physical fitness of the Maltese players was gradually declining. In the last 20 minutes, the England players finally created frequent opportunities. Kane scored twice in 15 minutes and assisted Rashford in stoppage time to make the score even better. On 4:0!
Vardy came off the bench in the 71st minute, but Li Polo didn't even get a chance to warm up!
For the entire 90 minutes, he sat on the bench, first chatting with Vardy for 70 minutes, and then reminiscing with Phil Jones, who was resting, without even lifting his ass.

Southgate won a 4:0 game, but after the game, he encountered a collective attack from reporters:

"Excuse me, why didn't Lee Polo get a second chance to play?"

"May I ask if you have reached an agreement with Guardiola that his skills cannot meet the requirements of the national team?"

Guardiola lies down again!

Southgate didn't want to be cursed every day like Guardiola, he quickly explained:

"This is the result after I discussed with Li Polo. He does not need to play in the Malta game. Uh...Although it is a bit impolite to the Maltese players,...even if it is the most conservative estimate, I will not Think England will lose to Malta."

Indeed, no one disagreed with his point of view.

The entire Kingdom of Malta has a land area of ​​only 316 square kilometers and a total population of only 48. It is quite rare to be able to assemble a football team. How can it resist the progress of England?

Just listen to Southgate say:

"The next game against Slovakia will be the key battle for qualifying! Lee Polo will start this game!"

(End of this chapter)