Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 399 Don't give me an award!
"This season's Champions League final will be held in Kyiv, the capital of Ukraine, on May 2018, 5, so the ambassador for the final will be the legendary Ukrainian superstar - nuclear warhead Andriy Shevchenko. , together as guests of the lottery."

In the live broadcast room, the commentator is introducing the background and rules of the lottery.

In his popular science, Marchetti, the head of UEFA's sports department, also started his own work.

As usual, the 32 teams were divided into four pots.

Pot [-] is the champions of the top eight leagues in the European Championship:

Valencia (Champions League + La Liga), Bayern Munich (Bundesliga), Chelsea (Premier League), Juventus (Serie A), Benfica (Portugal), Monaco (France), Spartak Moscow (Russia), Donna Tsk Miners (Turkish Super League);
The order after the second gear is completely ranked according to the European War points:

Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Atletico Madrid, Paris Saint-Germain, Borussia Dortmund, Manchester City, Porto, Manchester United;
Third gear:
Naples, Tottenham Hotspur, Basel (Switzerland), Olympiacos (Greece), Anderlecht (Belgium), Liverpool, Roma, Besiktas (Turkish Super League);

Fourth gear:
Celtic (Scotland), CSKA Moscow (Russia), Sporting Lisbon, APOEL (Cyprus), Feyenoord, Maribor (Slovenia), RB Leipzig (Germany), Karabak (Azerbaijan).

Under the manipulation of Totti and Shevchenko, the duel of the eight groups was presented to hundreds of millions of viewers.

Group A: Benfica, Manchester United, Basel, Army.

——Everyone believes that Manchester United led by Mourinho has drawn a top pick. What is the difference between such a grouping and a walk?
——When did UEFA become the godfather of Manchester United?
Group B: Bayern, Paris, Anderlecht, Celtic

——Although the strengths of the four teams are too distinct, they are still much better than Group A!
Group C: Valencia, Dortmund, Tottenham, APOEL
——The defending champion Bat Corps once again encountered two old opponents on the road to promotion last season. Whether it is Tottenham or Dortmund, they are eager to complete a revenge on them!
Group D: Juventus, Barcelona, ​​Olympiacos, Sporting
——Last season, it was Juventus who eliminated Barcelona with their tenacious defense. It was another battle of revenge!
Group E: Spartak Moscow, Real Madrid, Liverpool, Maribor

——As the Russian Super League champion of the seeded team, it is very embarrassing now. What he encountered may be the strongest second tier and the strongest third tier...

Group F: Shakhtar, Manchester City, Napoli, Feyenoord

——The suspense in this group only exists... who is the second in the group?
Group G: Monaco, Porto, Besiktas, Leipzig
——Every season, there will be a group to peck each other. This is this year's Xanadu.

Group H: Chelsea, Atletico Madrid, Roma, Qarabag.

After seeing his opponent, Li Poluo turned his head and took a special glance.

Simeone, who was sitting in the coaching area, closed his eyes slightly, and no one could see his emotions.

Only he himself knows:
[MMP, the salute at the beginning of the season...is still too early! 】
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Along with the lottery, several major awards were also announced.

In the 2016-2017 season, the best European female football player award was won by the Dutch player Mertens. She helped the Dutch team just win the European Cup held in their homeland.

The old Roma captain Totti won the UEFA President's Special Award for his loyalty and dominance over the past 20 years.

The best goalkeeper in Europe was won by Diego Alves, who played for Valencia goalkeeper at the time.

With the Champions League and La Liga, he saved the opponent's penalty many times and gained a lot of attention. He also defeated Real Madrid goalkeeper Keylor Navas and Juventus teenager Buffon, reaching the highest peak of his career.

The best defender in Europe was won by Real Madrid captain Ramos, who defeated Van Dijk.

There is no way, as the captain of Real Madrid, Ramos's status in the world cannot be shaken by Van Dijk.

Although Van Dijk's collective honor crushed his opponents, even if UEFA's voting was more professional and fair than FIFA, this result could not be avoided.

The best midfielder in Europe was acquired by Modric, the core brain of Real Madrid.

This result is not controversial. None of the three major midfielders in the Valencia team can compare with the Magic Flute in terms of personal ability and importance to the group.

As for the best striker in Europe, there is no suspense.

Lee Polo scored 98 (club) + 10 (national team) a total of 108 goals in a single season, which is almost equivalent to the sum of Ronaldo and Messi!

If it weren't for the fact that the Three Lions were so strong that he hadn't been recruited in several qualifiers, his stats would have been even more terrifying!
"The winner of UEFA's best player for the... 2016-2017 season is..."

Totti picked up the last envelope from the tray in the hands of the hostess, and slowly opened it under the gaze of countless eyes.

Li Polo, who was originally sitting in the award receiving area, stood up without waiting for him to read the answer, completely ignoring the expressions of Ronaldo and Buffon beside him.

[If it wasn't for me, I would have smashed UEFA's awards ceremony on the spot! 】

He stepped onto the podium with his head held high, even a little bit of anticipation in his heart.

At this exciting moment, he actually wanted UEFA to award the trophy to Ronaldo!
【In this way... the next time I meet Real Madrid, I will be more motivated! 】

Unfortunately, Totti did not let him get his wish, and slowly read out the final result:

"Li Polo!"

Immediately there was a burst of warm applause from the audience.

"Thank you."

Li Polo took over the silver trophy with a strange shape, like a body without a head and arms, from UEFA President Ceferin, and then stood on the speaking table.

Looking at the four or five hundred European football figures in the audience, he opened up his chatterbox:
"It turns out that UEFA is an organization that understands football. The journalists who voted for me are journalists who understand football."

There was a burst of small laughter from the audience.

Of course, these veteran Jianghu understood what he meant.

[The ones who voted for me, Lee Polo, are of course journalists who know football.Those who voted for Ronaldo are all blind! 】

[There are still people who voted for Messi. Ronaldo still has a Club World Cup and a European Super Cup. Messi didn't even have an honor throughout the season! 】

Just listen to him begin his acceptance speech:

"As you all know, three years ago in 2014, I joined a team in the fourth tier from an amateur team in the ninth tier in England, and officially started my career. My weekly salary at that time was 100 pounds. I can’t even save money to buy flowers for my girlfriend.”

——After all, it was a live speech to the whole world, and he finally changed the "rental money" in the speech to "buying money".

"For three full seasons, I have experienced a life unimaginable for ordinary players. Apart from training and competitions, I hardly have any leisure and entertainment activities."

He glanced at Ronaldo sitting under the stage, and immediately caught a typical example:
"I know that Ronaldo must not be convinced, because he has always been a model for professional players in his body management, but I have to say, in these three years, I have been 100 times more self-disciplined than when he was the most self-disciplined! Because I didn't even change my girlfriend!"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone smiled knowingly, even Ronaldo could only smile wryly and shake his head, accepting his bastard logic.

After all, Ronaldinho, who joined Manchester United at the age of 18, was also a famous prodigal son when he became famous at a young age. The actresses, models, journalists, college students, bartenders, teachers, and fitness coaches who have been rumored with him can play in the old special Rufford circled outside...

But Li Poluo suddenly received a reminder:
[Negative sentiment from Lisanna Taylor, +10! 】

【…】

Looking at Lisanna, who was expressionless and gently stroking her lower abdomen, Li Polo coughed, avoiding to go any further on this topic:

"Speaking of the Champions League in the new season, I actually want Chelsea and Paris Saint-Germain to be in the same group, because only in Paris will there be stronger players than me."

Seeing that the audience seemed a little puzzled, he explained thoughtfully:
"I can't wait to have a big fight with the most expensive superstar on the planet!"

He unceremoniously dug up Neymar's "black history":
"After all, in the knockout round last season, he missed the duel between Barcelona and Valencia due to injuries. This has always made me regret! I am extremely eager to beat him in the official duel! "

Paris coach Unai Emery, who was sitting in the coaching area, shivered.

"Amelie", who had coached Sevilla before, glared at him fiercely:
【Go away!My big Paris doesn't want to meet you! 】

[Negative sentiment from Unai Emery, +444! 】

In the city of Paris hundreds of kilometers away, a wave of resentment was also sent to Lee Polo:

[Negative emotions from Neymar, +666! 】

(End of this chapter)