Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 376 You are blowing hard!

"Chelsea won the Premier League last season and are the strongest team in England. I can see that the manager, the players, the management and 99% of the fans are very happy with this result. Is that right?"

Standing on the speech platform specially built by the club, Lee Polo started his debut speech with a question sentence.

More than 1000 fans calmed down from the warm cheers at the beginning.

Chelsea did win the league title, but they ended up missing out on a double in the final FA Cup final with a surprise loss to city rivals Arsene Wenger's Arsenal.

As for the League Cup, they even lost to the "Hammers" West Ham United in the second game, and only stopped in the round of 16. Conte, who had just coached for three months at the time, was so booed that he was about to leave get out of class...

Just listen to Li Polo's voice echoing throughout the stadium:
"In the press conference on the first day, I was definitely not creating hot topics, but making the most official commitment to all fans.

I promise: As long as I participate in all the competitions, I will win the championship!

League, FA Cup, League Cup, Champions League... oh, and a Community Shield!This season, I want all five! "

He stretched out his right hand and stretched out all five fingers. Through the big screen of the stadium, everyone saw his expression.

There are piercing eyes, brows that are straight like sharp swords, the corners of the mouth slightly raised, and a confident smile.

"In the next season, I will add two honors, the European Super Cup and the Club World Cup!"

His left hand stretched out two more fingers:

"You can look forward to it, Chelsea in 2018 will be the first seven-time champion in football history!"

The fans in the stands, as if they were possessed by some demon, cheered uncontrollably!

"Lee Polo! Long live!"

"Lee Polo! I love you to death!"

"Li Polo! I want to give birth to you!"

"Li Polo! From now on, my wife will sleep with me!"

Conte, who was standing beside him, grinned, not knowing what expression he should make.

Then he heard the guy swear again:
"If you find that Chelsea's honor room is missing any of these trophies, I will take all responsibility for breach of contract and refund all the fees Chelsea paid for signing me!"

Stamford Bridge is simply shaking!
As Chelsea fans, they have been used to seeing big-name superstars for more than ten years, but no matter which superstar they are, they never dared to boast such a big mouth when they made their first appearance!
He wants to win all the championships!
He wants Chelsea to completely get rid of the label of "upstart" and become a real top giant!

The most important point is...he has led Valencia to achieve it once, and he has such confidence!
After a surprise, Conte let out a little breath:

【It's okay, it's okay, this time, he didn't bring the head coach in to swear together...】

[My contract with an annual salary of 950 million is not overheated yet! 】
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Next, according to the usual practice, is the link for new players to show off their footwork, but Lee Polo chose to use his upper body to show his skills.

He never used his feet once, except when he first picked the ball up with his feet!

With his forehead and shoulders, he brought the football from the left side of the field to the right side, spanning a distance of nearly 60 meters!

Then, amidst the cheers of the crowd, he raised the ball high, randomly selected a lucky spectator at the scene, and gave him a welcome gift for the new season!

Jia Tianning, who was in charge of broadcasting the game, commented:

"Among Lee Polo's net worth of 1.8 million, his header is worth 2 million! So it is really appropriate for him to use the header as his debut action!"

Shen Fangjian complained silently:

"The header is 2 million...then his feet are minus 2000 million?"
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Although the debut ceremony earned enough attention, when the game started, even the most brainless Polo couldn't blow it up.

Except for touching the football once after the kick-off, Lee Polo didn't even touch the ball effectively for 15 minutes!
Instead, the right winger William scored two goals in 15 minutes and became the most dazzling star in the audience!

Fortunately, the title of "Polo Hall's First Hall Master" is definitely not in vain. After 15 minutes of silence, Jia Tianning resolutely opened his mouth:

"As a top superstar, Li Polo's restraining effect is very obvious. Fulham's two central defenders and a defensive midfielder are almost inseparable from him, and William has gained ample room for movement..."

As soon as his words fell, Azpilicueta scored an own goal in the 20th minute and gave the opponent a big gift!
Shen Fangjian came to round up the field:
"Is there a possibility that Chelsea want to keep some suspense in the game?"
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The suspense lasted for 10 minutes before the score was broken by Chelsea again.

In the 29th minute, Pedro, who served as a left winger, received an exquisite direct pass from Cesc Fabregas on the left side of the penalty area, turned around and shot through the net, 3:1.

Li Poluo was standing less than 10 meters away from him, with two central defenders of Fulham standing beside him.

He has long understood that even if there is no one around him, Fabregas is unlikely to pass the ball to him!
Does this still require reasoning?

A Cesc Fabregas, a Pedro, they are all La Masia students who are young and popular!
Although they didn't get a chance in Barcelona, ​​their blood is full of red and blue DNA!
I have beaten Barcelona so many times in Valencia, can they greet me with a smile?

Of course, the narrator also noticed this problem.

Shen Fangjian said:
"The game lasted 30 minutes, and it was difficult for Lee Polo to get the ball, which seriously affected his performance."

Jia Tianning could only explain for Li Polo:
"After all, this is the first warm-up match. He has just joined Chelsea and has not yet fully integrated into the team's overall tactics. This is normal..."

Then he saw that at the end of the first half, Lee Polo's shot count was still pitifully 0, so he couldn't help gnashing his teeth:

"It's really not possible, Lee Polo, go it alone! Don't wait for your teammates to pass the ball!"
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"The much-anticipated Champions League MVP, in the first 45 minutes after joining Chelsea, surrendered 0 shots, 3 touches, 2 passes, and a 100% success rate, which is impressive."

In the commentary room of the BBC, Carragher, a famous player from Liverpool, summed up in a strange way.

Last season, he explained a lot of Valencia's Champions League games. Looking at Gary Neville's high-spirited appearance, he would rather die than die!
The hatred for his old enemy made him couldn't help but bring his emotions to Valencia's former thigh!
[Li Polo has already left Valencia, why doesn't this bastard Neville hurry back to England? 】

【In this way, we can sweetly comment on football games together every day! 】

Sitting opposite him is Ferdinand, the famous Manchester United star:
"I see what you mean, Li Polo did so poorly at Chelsea because Conte wouldn't use him.

And he was like a god in Valencia, that's because Gary Neville has a unique vision and proper tactics. Maybe he really has the talent of a famous coach, doesn't he? "

Carragher froze for a moment, and quickly denied:

"Oh, no! Valencia is so good, 100% of the credit is due to Lee Polo!

Neville will only talk to me!He knows shit football tactics! "

"Lee Polo come on!"

"You are the best!"

He transformed himself and began to shout for Lee Polo:
"Don't let Gary Neville continue to deceive the world!"

(End of this chapter)