Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 347 Like Hell Bernabéu!
4 month 29 day.

Madrid, Bernabéu Stadium.

Li Poluo walked out of the player tunnel with his teammates.

He looked around, looked at the empty activities on the high platform, and smiled silently.

The Bernabéu, which can accommodate nearly 9 spectators, has less than one-tenth of the admission rate today!

Moreover, among the thousands of spectators, most of them are fans of the visiting team who flew from Valencia!

Huge Bat Corps flags, player portraits and posters fluttered in the wind in the stands of visiting fans.

Above the Bernabéu, only the singing of Valencia echoed!
"Get up, Valencia!
Long live Valencia!
She is the best!

Rise up, Valencia!
Long live Valencia!
She is always in our hearts!

Her fans will always follow her,
On all pitches!

She will win the game! "

Li Poluo pursed his lips regretfully:
[Today, it is destined not to reap the negative emotions of the Meilingers! 】

[Seeing... I am only 15 experience points away from leveling up! 】
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Facing Real Madrid's substitute lineup, which has already shown weakness, the game lost its suspense early on.

Fegulli used a breakthrough to create a free kick in the 4th minute, but Parejo shot directly and missed the goal.

Only 3 minutes later, Li Polo received DePaul's through ball from the left, stopped the ball inside the penalty area, and shot in one go. Unfortunately, he exerted too much force and failed to find a good angle, and the football hit the post heavily. .

It was not until the 17th minute that Valencia shot the goal for the first time: Rodrigo made a false pass from the left and sent a half-high ball to Li Polo. Valencia No. 9 just rushed to the goal before Nacho , easily broke the goal of the home team...

1: 0!

As there were few Real Madrid fans in the stands, Li Polo completely lost interest in celebrating. He just ran to his own stand and bowed to the fans who came all the way to cheer.

In the 25th minute, Li Polo attracted many people to defend in the penalty area. Parejo took a diagonal step and shot a cold arrow, which was shot by Casilla, in exchange for a corner kick.

Captain Par took the corner kick himself, and Li Polo was still surrounded, so he directly led two defensive players and retreated to the far post to open up space for his teammates.

Van Dijk, the highest player in the team, made it according to the law. In the end, Jones rubbed his forehead at the near post, and the football "swished" into the net.

2: 0!

If the opponent is only a mid-lower team like Elva, when they take the initiative to show weakness, Valencia may be unbearable and stop.

But... the opponent is Real Madrid!
The more they show weakness, the more excited the Valencia players will be!

[You scream, cry, beg for mercy! 】

[Aren't you crazy a few years ago? 】

[Four years ago, didn’t you guys feed us a 0:5 in Mestalla in front of [-] fans? 】

[At that time, why didn't you show us some sympathy? 】

[Why should we be merciful to your subordinates now that we are strong? 】

In the 31st minute, Fegulli sent a through pass from the right, and Li Polo forcibly accelerated the speed in the right rib of the penalty area, but was brought down by the opponent's defender, in exchange for a penalty for the team.

Standing in the penalty area, Parejo didn't care about the youth training at all. Facing Casilla with sweaty palms, he achieved it overnight, 3:0!

In the 37th minute, Van Dijk steals the ball from the backcourt and directly sends a 60-meter long pass. Li Polo fends off the defender's header and Rodrigo catches the ball from the left and enters the penalty area.
4: 0!

In the 42nd minute, Bernat, who had experienced the 0:5 tragedy, personally dribbled the ball into the frontcourt. Li Polo would hold the defender and tear a gap in the defense for him. Valencia's 25-meter long-range shot from the left kicked the post and flew into the net!
5: 0!

Real Madrid, which had been sieved, completely let go of the dignity of the giants in the second half. Zidane removed Asensio and Morata and replaced them with two defensive players. He wanted to pay tribute to Mourinho. bus!

But his plan only persisted for 15 minutes, and it was completely shattered because of Valencia's powerful offensive!
In the 61st minute, Figuri forced an inward cut from the wing and was brought down by Nacho. The latter received his second yellow card and was expelled from the field!
Parejo, who stood on the 12-yard point for the second time, suddenly couldn't bear it. This shot hit the post by chance and bounced back from the left.

It's a pity that his weakness was seen through by Lee Polo, and Lee Polo, who activated the cheat, was the first to rush into the penalty area and easily succeeded in making up shots...

6: 0!

Zidane looked up to the sky and sighed, but there was nothing he could do!
He had expected a long time ago that Valencia, who owns Li Polo, would not be able to show affection for him, but he did not expect that the other party would be so ruthless!

In the 68th minute, the soft-hearted and kind-hearted Parejo was replaced by Schweinsteiger. The German, who had no relationship with Real Madrid, had just played less than 5 minutes before using his iconic long pass to assist. Lee Polo completes a hat trick!

7: 0!

"……God."

Valdano, the narrator of Spanish TV, was speechless.

As a Real Madrid star, in his memory, the Galaxy Battleship has never been so embarrassed.

Why was he still being chased and beaten by his opponent when he had already surrendered before a fight and completely showed weakness?
Could it be... you Valencia will surely be able to prosper forever?
When Li Polo transfers and leaves, you will definitely usher in crazy revenge from Real Madrid, Barcelona, ​​Atletico Madrid, and even the entire La Liga!
Don't you understand this truth?
Valdano scratched his hair painfully, secretly made up his mind:
[I want to record the details of this game in my upcoming new book! 】

[I have already thought about the title of this chapter:
The end of Real Madrid!The Darkest Hour of the Galaxy Battleship! 】
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Zhan Jun, thousands of miles away, reported a record:
“0:7，这个比分追平了皇马在联赛中丢球第二多的纪录，同样能够打进皇马7球的球队，包括了1947-48赛季的奥维耶多，1950-51赛季的巴萨和西班牙人，而排在他们之前的是打进8球的1929-30赛季的西班牙人……”

In the 3rd minute after he finished reporting the information, Cancelo sent a cross.

The football bypassed Real Madrid's entire defense, and like a missile with a tracker, it precisely hit Li Polo's forehead, and then bounced into the net!
8: 0!

Zhan Jun pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and was about to celebrate Valencia's record-tying, but was interrupted by Zhang Lu's cough.

"Let's see, can Valencia set a new record?"

Sure enough, when the game progressed to 88 minutes, the situation on the field changed again.

Li Polo's long shot was confiscated by Casilla, but the restless goalkeeper threw the ball directly to Li Polo's feet three seconds later!

Lee Polo accepted the gift with a smile and took another shot!

9: 0!

He scored five goals in a row at the Bernabéu!
Zhan Jun opened his mouth and shook his head slightly:

"Real Madrid players are in disarray, what a great gift for Lee Polo!"

He looked through the materials he had prepared again:

"Valencia not only broke Real Madrid's record for the worst score in La Liga, but also tied the record for the worst goal conceded in the history of Real Madrid.

The previous record was the summer warm-up match of the 1980-81 season, when Real Madrid lost to Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga with a disparity of 1:9..."

Zhang Lu added a knife:

"But... that was just a friendly match! Real Madrid lost today, hehe!"
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"Lee Boe Rowe!!!"

Above the Bernabéu, only Li Polo's name echoed repeatedly.

He glanced at the empty stands and couldn't help but sigh.

[What about Ronaldo?Where's Bell?What about Ramos? 】

He trotted all the way to the front of Zidane, then jumped up high, swung his hands vigorously to the sides of his body, pouted his mouth, and let out a low growl:
"SIUUUUUUUUUU~~~~"

[Negative emotions from Zidane, +1000! 】

[Real Madrid bench, +789! 】

[Home team fans at the Bernabéu Stadium, +555! 】

(End of this chapter)