Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 334 La Liga everyone, you are all rubbish!
"A wonderful duel, whether it is technical and tactical or spiritual."

In the post-match press conference, Gary Neville couldn't hide his inner joy:
"Messi's injury is unfortunate, but even after he finished the second half we still had the advantage, that's the fact.

From a tactical point of view, Barcelona's pass-and-control style of play and our high-pressure press are mutually restrained, as long as we use our tactics to the extreme, they will lose control of the situation..."

He, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[What is there to talk about at the tactical level? 】

[How could those superficial audiences pay attention to these? 】

【You are also a famous writer in England, don’t you understand this truth? 】

Fortunately, after Neville took a sip of water, he handed the microphone to the player representative.

Looking at the expectant eyes of the reporters, Lee Polo disappointed them a little.

Because his mouth is full of boring formulas:
"Barcelona played very well today, even without Messi and Neymar, they played a good game."

Reporters almost smashed the camera!

【fraud!What La Liga's number one traffic superstar! 】

【Is this kind of courteous business mutual praise what we lack? 】

[Can such a nutritious thing make the headlines? 】

But Lee Polo changed the subject:
"Today the score was 5-2, the first time in two seasons that Barcelona have scored twice against us.

As the offensive core of the Valencia team, I feel very sorry for this result, and I feel extremely ashamed.

If it weren't for our lack of offensive firepower in the frontcourt and not making the opponent feel enough pressure, how could they break through our goal twice? "

While talking, he stood up directly, faced dozens of cameras, and bowed deeply!
"On behalf of myself, I would like to say sorry to the fans who support Valencia club!"

"And hereby solemnly promise:

The next time we face Barcelona, ​​we will never let them score so many goals again! "

Seeing the face of the host, all the reporters in the field smiled.

[That's right! 】

[This is our top star in La Liga! 】

[Negative emotions from Enrique, +748! 】

[Iniesta, +459! 】

[Catalan media, +5263! 】

[Camp Nou fans, +36780! 】
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Over 20 negative emotions were crazily harvested at Camp Nou, but Lee Polo was still not satisfied.

Facing the camera, he also fired a shot at a certain team in the capital area:
"Judging from the battle record this season, Barcelona is still better than Real Madrid. They can at least score multiple goals before Valencia's offensive. On the other hand, Real Madrid has almost no power to fight back!"

In order to make it easier for the Spaniards to understand, Li Polo raised the five fingers of his left hand, plus the index finger of his right hand, reminding them of the 6-0 game three weeks ago.

Spotlights flashed in the venue!
The photographers couldn't wait to capture this smug face from every angle!
The smiles on the faces of the reporters are even brighter!

[I want more!I want it too! 】

[A little more!A little more! 】

Sure enough, Lee Polo also swept up another Madrid team by the way:
"As for Atletico Madrid, let alone. We have completed four kills against them this season, and they only scored one goal in total! I sincerely hope that they will cheer up as soon as possible!"

[Negative emotions from Zidane, +555! 】

[Simone, +886! 】

[Real Madrid player, +5678! 】

[Atletico Madrid player, +2333! 】

[Madrid media, +12345! 】

The reminder messages in Li Poluo's mind rushed out crazily, almost causing his brain to freeze!

He only had time to glance at it. The total value of negative emotions has already broken through the 70 mark, and the next upgrade is less than 30!
He can't wait to play another game at the Bernabeu now!
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Li Polo also made a killing at the Nou Camp press conference, and his club teammates had dispersed.

When he returned to the hotel and was about to rest, he realized that there were less than ten teammates and coaches left in the entire building.

Even his roommate, Zakaria, disappeared without a trace!

Looking at the empty room, Li Polo remembered:
"Oh, national team game week!"

[Head coach Southgate thoughtfully let himself rest for a week, is he afraid that the diplomatic relations between the British Empire and Lithuania will break down? 】
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Back in Valencia, it was already noon on March 3.

The coaching staff arranged another 10-day long vacation for everyone. The Neville brothers didn't even return with the team, but flew directly back to Manchester to enjoy this precious vacation.

There are only two months left in the sprint stage of the season. Lee Polo did not rashly increase the amount of training for himself, but only maintained the basic training for two hours a day, and followed his personal trainer Toni Morrison, and tried a little Try judo, wrestling, taekwondo, and even yoga to make your body softer.

England, which sits at home, did not have any accidents. With the goals of Defoe and Vardy, the Three Lions defeated Lithuania 2-0 and continued to sit firmly on the top spot in Group F.

The national team journey of other teammates has both joys and sorrows.

Parejo and Rodrigo got a rare chance to start in Spain and helped the Matador Legion beat Israel 4:1.

Zakaria also played 15 minutes in Belgium, but his national team finally shook hands with Greece 1:1.

The Netherlands, where Van Dijk is located, capsized again. Even though Peter Pan Robben led the game, they did not save the Tulip Legion.

As for the former poor player of the national team, the Algerian football king Fegulli, because there was no game arranged in the African division, he just participated in a relaxed and pleasant friendly match, and it was rare to be able to rest happily in his hometown for a week.

Diego Alves returned to the Brazilian national team after many years, but he can only serve as a substitute for Alisson, who is 7 years younger than himself.But even so, he still flew halfway around the world and sat on the bench for 90 minutes, watching the Samba Army draw 2:2 with Uruguay led by Suarez...

It is worth mentioning that Neymar, who was still resting due to injury a week ago, was alive and well in this national team game, playing a full 90 minutes!

Also in the South American Division, Argentina, which lacked Messi, played well away. DePaul and Perez started at the same time, helping the Pampas Eagles beat their old enemy Chile 2:1, rising from the No.6 position to fifth.

Winning or losing is a common matter for military strategists, but the only thing that worries Gary Neville is that Phil Jones, who returned to the Three Lions after two years, unfortunately sprained his ankle in the second half of the game. Star Harry Maguire was substituted...

Jones has played more than 30 games in Valencia and has remained healthy, but after only an hour of playing at Wembley, he recovered his vitreous physique. It is almost doubtful whether he has been cursed by the land of his motherland!
But apart from poor Jones, most of Valencia's international players returned to the club in good health.

In the first training session after the vacation, assistant coach Worrow sent a reminder to Lee Polo:

"You're only one yellow card away from a suspension."

Li Boluo froze for a moment, a little unbelievable:

"It's been 28 rounds and I only got 4 yellow cards?"

——In the end, the position is moved forward. Many moves that will definitely get a card in the defense line will not even get a warning in the midfield...

Volo rolled his eyes:
"You are probably the striker with the most cards in La Liga!"

Lee Polo, who started out with his defensive ability, didn't blush at all:
"But I'm also the striker with the best defensive stats, right?"

The assistant coach was speechless for a moment.

Gary Neville asked for his opinion as he looked at the fixture list:
"Our second round against Real Madrid is the 35th round, and the 32nd round against Sevilla is considered a tough battle. My opinion is... just to be on the safe side, we can let you shuffle in advance. Accumulated yellow cards, you know what I mean?"

Li Polo shrugged his shoulders, looking indifferent:

"Understood, this round of competition... I'll take off my clothes to celebrate!"

(End of this chapter)