Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 302 Playing football is not as good as masturbating?
"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Boom!

Accompanied by dull noises, Li Polo repeated boring passing and shooting exercises over and over again in his exclusive iron cell.

Personal trainer Morris is lying on the recliner, drinking beer, and occasionally raising his hand to look at his watch, very comfortable.

Valencia in January is probably the coldest time of the year, but the temperature is 1 degrees in the afternoon. The maid Claudia is preparing a monthly teppanyaki barbecue not far away, and wants the employer to improve the food. ...

The fat content of barbecue is too high, which is a taboo food for athletes, but Li Boluo's daily training intensity is strong enough, and he can try something new once a month or two, and it will not affect his body management.

"It's time, take a break for 40 minutes!"

Morris put down his wine glass and roared towards the iron cage.

But Lee Polo, who was immersed in the training, still swung his right foot towards the football as if he had never heard of it!

Although he has been training for 30 minutes, his legs are still full of explosive power, and this explosive shot went straight into the "honeycomb" in the upper left corner!
"cut……"

Li Poluo spat.

【My target is obviously the beehive directly in front of me! 】

[In such a short-range shot, but it deviates by at least three meters, the accuracy of my shot... is still far behind! 】

Morris had to use the remote control to press the stop button for him:

"It's time to rest, boss!"

Seeing the ball machine recovering its calmness, Li Polo shook his head, and slowly opened the hatch.

During the 30-minute intensive training, he almost maintained the frequency and rhythm of shooting once every 10 seconds, but now he stopped suddenly, and his legs suddenly felt a sense of loss of strength.

However, this month's hard training has allowed him to receive results:
[Ball Control: 62→63]

【Shots: 48→50】

【Pass: 41→43】

【Overall Rating: 500 → 505】

[Negative emotion: 311262/100W]

[Hawkeye: 3266/5000]

In one month, both shooting and passing have increased by 2 points. This set of equipment worth nearly one million is a good buy.

Li Poluo lay down on the recliner while wiping the sweat all over his body.

Morris rubbed his hands, warmed his palms, and began to relax the muscles in his legs.

As a personal trainer, massage is of course also part of his business, otherwise it would be too easy to earn a monthly salary of tens of thousands of euros.

Seeing that the boss finished the training, Claudia over there also started her own cooking work. In less than 10 minutes, the whole yard was soon filled with a strong aroma.

Then, they heard the sound of car engines one after another.

"Oh, I can smell the meat from a kilometer away!"

The first person to appear at the door was Captain Parejo. He walked in with a bag and a smile on his face.

DePaul followed closely behind, and rushed directly to Claudia's work area:

"Hey, let me teach you, what is authentic southern BQ!"

After that, Figuri, Perez, Gaya, Rodrigo, Van Dijk, Jones, Cancelo, Alves...

Almost all the players who had no game missions showed up at Li Polo's door.

Some carried beer and meat, and more people brought some biscuits, candies and small gifts by the way.

For example, the wine Parejo brought was the local specialty cocktail "Valencia Water", Alves brought the Spanish specialty ceramic doll "Miss Falla", Rodrigo carried a fresh ham, and the young Gaya brought a bag of oranges picked from her own estate...

As a team, the teammates of the Bat Corps will occasionally organize some group activities, most of which are in charge of captain Parejo and vice-captain Alves, but Christmas and New Year are over in December, and the recent schedule is too busy. Intensive, they haven't held an event on a large scale for two months.

Taking advantage of the head coach's expedition to Las Palmas, Li Polo took advantage of the opportunity to invite these main teammates to have a small gathering at his home, in order to enhance the cohesion of the team.

The only fly in the ointment is that his little follower Zakaria was taken away to participate in the game, there is no way to bring more joy to everyone...

Gaya looked around for a long time, and complained with disappointment:
"Brother, didn't you prepare some chicks for the brothers?"

Before Li Polo could answer, Parejo slapped him on the head:

"Little brother, do you want me to be unable to enter the house tonight?"

Alves, the oldest, pointed to the reporter who was standing outside the door holding up his mobile phone and taking pictures non-stop:
"If you want to sit on the bench, so be it!"

Gaya, who had already been taken away by Bernat as the main force, was stabbed in the sore spot by the captain and vice-captain, and immediately languished...

Whether it is Parejo or Alves, there is really no way to be partial to the competition between Gaya and Bernat, because they have been teammates for several years, and the palms and backs of their hands are fleshy!

If you want to grab the main position, in the final analysis, you still have to improve your own strength, seize the opportunities of training and competition, and impress the coaching staff with stable performance.

Of course, if at this time, the 21-year-old Gaya is exposed to be addicted to sex again, and even encourages other teammates to indulge in it, then it is estimated that the Neville brothers will directly put him in the cold palace!

Young Gaya had no choice but to find a topic:

"Our oranges are good, right?"
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A dozen or so men chatted endlessly while eating barbecue.

From the team's performance this season, to news from other European leagues, to whose wife and girlfriend are more beautiful, to politics, history, geography, finance, cars... Some people even chatted about the emerging e-sports .

"Should we also form a team? Mainly FIFA and LOL, this year's champion team can get several million bonuses!"

"The champion of the Champions League only has 500 million prize money, right?"

"And LOL is 500 million for five people, and the Champions League is 30 million for 500 people!"

Li Poluo, who was not very interested in games in his life, sneered, turned on his phone and searched quickly, and then told his teammates:
"Every team that participates in the European professional league needs to pay a franchise fee of 900 million. Who will pay?"

The teammates who were chatting enthusiastically just now shut their mouths immediately!
Parejo coughed:
"Let's talk about Atletico Madrid next week, shall we?"
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The men, who were full of wine and food, watched the live broadcast of La Liga in the lobby on the first floor of Li Poluo's house.

In the distant islands of Las Palmas, Gary Neville played a little difficult with his rotation players.

Lacking the impact of the main players, it is really difficult to break through the layers of defense of the visiting team with Mina and Munir alone, so that after the first half, Valencia only shot 4 times, and the number of shots on target was even lower. Not once.

Fortunately, the overall strength of the Bat Corps is still slightly stronger than the opponent. Even the rotation lineup includes Schweinsteiger, Llorente, Barbosa, Barragan, Bernat, Munir, Torre Asian and other powerful players.In the 67th minute, Bernat went down from the left and then sent an inverted triangle pass. Schweinsteiger, who outflanked the center, shot through the goal at the top of the penalty area. This away game took away three points.

"It's safe and sound! Cheers!"

Seeing Neville smiling but still pretending to be reserved on the screen, Lee Polo and other teammates raised their glasses to celebrate.

Although from the bottom of my heart, I somewhat hope to see the following scene:
——Due to the absence of the main players, the rotation lineup was tied or even defeated by the opponent. Only then did public opinion understand that the reason why this Valencia team can achieve the current results is because of Li Polo and these main players!

But as a professional player, of course they rejoiced for the team's victory!
Li Poluo raised his neck and drank the low-alcohol wine in the glass in one gulp.

Then he buckled the cup and waved to his teammates who hadn't enjoyed themselves:
"Today's dinner is over!"

Three days later, they will usher in a fierce battle!
The enemy is Calderon!

(End of this chapter)