Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 284 Levan retreats!Melo cried bitterly!The Battle of Lee Polo's Conferred Gods!

"Li Polo...is he crazy?"

Lineker, the host of British BBC TV, looked at the "5:0" on the screen, his face was full of consternation:

"Before the first half was over, he scored England's five goals all by himself!"

"He is almost comparable to Lewandowski from last season!"

"Oh no, no, it's still far from being able to match Lewandowski."

The commentator Carragher sitting across from him stubbornly shook his head:
"The Polish striker scored 9 goals in a row in just 5 minutes, but it took Li Polo a full 40 minutes to achieve the same result."

"And... what Lewandowski faced back then was opponents from the same level of the league, but Li Polo's opponents were a group of defenders at the British Championship level!"

His voice was resounding, and then Li Polo in the picture made a savage charge, squeezed a gap from the crowd, and jumped high again!

"..."

Looking at the white figure, Ka Dasang opened his mouth wide!

Only Lineker made a sound:
"6:0!"
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"You're a lunatic!"

After the whistle sounded in the first half, Li Polo saw Vardy on the bench shaking his head.

He laughed and boxed with the opponent to celebrate, and then followed the coaching staff into the locker room.

Most of Vardy's substitute players stayed on the field for warm-up activities, so as to maintain a little excitement.

After all, England has already led by a big score and the game has entered garbage time. Southgate is likely to make an early substitution in the second half...

"In the second half, let Kane play earlier and look for his status?"

Sure enough, someone in the coaching staff soon made a suggestion.

Southgate touched his big nose noncommittally, and suddenly turned his head to look at the rookie striker whose feet were about to explode:

"Do you want to rest for the second half?"

Li Boluo raised his eyes and met the head coach's eyes.

He didn't speak, just narrowed his eyes slightly.

[I just found a little feeling of scoring a goal, you are going to make a substitution? 】

Southgate couldn't help but took a step back, and stepped on the foot of the assistant coach who suggested a substitution just now!

There was a heart-piercing wail in the locker room:
"Ow~"

"Team doctor! Team doctor!"

"Coach Tom's toe comminuted!"

Looking at the assistant who almost fainted from the pain, Southgate took a breath, and then showed a determined look.

He walked to the tactical board, tapped on the whiteboard, and said firmly:

"In the second half, we continued to strengthen our offense!"

"The tactics are simple, everyone crosses!"

"Rooney, Lallana, Sterling...reduce unnecessary dribbling and give the ball to Li Polo quickly!"

"If there is a penalty kick, let him take the penalty!"

Lee Polo finally closed his eyes.

[Head coach, you can observe again. 】
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"Fuck! 6:0 at halftime?"

"Aren't those muddy legs in Scotland turning green?"

"Hahaha, when I think that our old Scottish professor will directly ask for leave tomorrow, I feel very happy!"

"And our Scottish boss, I think he will be furious at the meeting tomorrow!"

"What are you talking about riding horses?"

"You idiot, don't you watch the national team?"

"What national team? I just like watching cricket!"

"Cut,="=convex! "

"Li Polo? What kind of birdman is this? So awesome?"

"You don't even know Lee Polo?"

"What's wrong, I only know Michael Jordan, can Lee Polo be better than him?"

"Fuck off! England doesn't welcome the NBA!"

On the Internet media in England, there is a strong sense of nationalism everywhere.

Like football hooligans, British online fans are also well-known. However, the performance of the England national team has gradually improved in recent years. It is difficult for them to catch a few blacks, so they can only use the victory to celebrate in advance.

"Southgate, the interim coach, is much better than Allardyce and Hodgson!"

"After playing this round, there is basically no problem for me to qualify, right?"

"Mr. Huo is demented. Li Polo was able to beat Ronaldo and Messi last season. He didn't recruit?"

"If the FA still has a little IQ, they should give Namdaemun a formal contract as soon as possible!"

"Yes, yes, by the way, all Rooney, Sterling, and Jajelka will be expelled from the national team!"

"...You must be a Liverpool fan!"

"Let's go, I'll find a Scottish beauty technician!"

"Stop talking nonsense, the second half has begun!"

"Wait for me for a few minutes and see who can shoot better, Li Polo or I!"
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At 48 minutes and 13 seconds, Rooney made a pass from the midfielder. Li Polo turned into Inzaghi + Muller and easily reversed offside from behind the defense line. Break through Gordon's ten fingers 7 times!

7: 0!

At 52 minutes and 44 seconds, Walker crossed at a 45-degree angle from the side. Although Lee Polo was deeply surrounded, he still forcibly took off to complete the top challenge.

It's just that this time the header was prepared hastily, and Gordon punched it out, and then Sterling made a follow-up shot, but flew directly into the sky of Wembley.

At 54 minutes and 36 seconds, Henderson moved in a wide range. Li Polo turned around and shot after stopping the ball. Although no one interfered, he still kicked a flaw in his eagerness to shoot...

However, his shot was much more accurate than Sterling!

Carragher is right, in terms of shooting skills, the three Lee Polos tied together are no match for Lewandowski at his peak!
From 45 minutes to 54 minutes, for 9 minutes, Lee Polo only scored 1 goal!
But Lee Polo has two advantages:

One is that his header skills have been perfected, even if all the air fighters in the history of football stand in front of him, they may not be able to stabilize him!
The other is that he can supernatural every 3 minutes!

At 57 minutes and 52 seconds, Walker sent a cross again. This time, Li Polo got rid of the two central defenders ahead of time, and used a slightly roundabout strange movement to grab the pass!
Gordon's little heart thumped for the eighth time!
8: 0!

And after only 2 minutes, Li Boluo rolled over in the penalty area!
The referee glanced at the bloody score, and the right hand that drew the cards even trembled.

【Is it almost enough? 】

[You really want to go to heaven? 】

Bella turned two yellows into one red!
penalty!

Gordon sighed, closed his eyes, and rushed in a random direction!
Lee Polo kicked straight into the middle!
9: 0!

He took off his jersey and showed the number on the back to the world!

"9!"

I am number 9 and I scored 9 goals! -
"Steve~~~"

Southgate on the sidelines only yelled, and found that his throat was shaking uncontrollably.

His assistant coach Holland had long stood there with a dazed expression on his face, without any reaction.

Southgate reached out to stroke his hair, but touched the hot sweat in his hand.

London in November has already entered the cold winter, but every pore of his is gushing heat unscrupulously!

He looked around, the stands were full of singing and dancing fans, and more than one-fifth of the male fans had already taken off their shirts, revealing their generally fat bodies!

They sang loudly in the cold wind:

"Li~Polo, Li~Polo,

Running down the wing, run down the wing

Jumping to the sky, jumping to the sky

Heading on the goal

And Killing all the Scot**!Slaughter all Soviet fellows! "

Lee Polo, who was standing in the center of the court waiting for the kick-off, nodded in satisfaction.

[Compared to the civilized and loose Spanish fans, these guys from England are more creative! 】
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"Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~"

At 66 minutes and 06 seconds, the sky over Wembley Stadium was once again filled with cheers.

"Polooooooooo!!!!!!"

The audience stood up collectively and sent out their most enthusiastic praise with the warmest applause and singing!
Just 3 seconds ago, Li Polo received Lallana's left pass even though he lost his balance, and he completed his best header at a position only half a meter away from the ground!
Goalkeeper Gordon didn't expect at all that under such circumstances, he could still head the ball!
10: 0!

[Negative emotions from Gordon, +99! 】

[Didn't you say yes... You are number 9 and only scored 9 goals? 】

[Why don't you talk about Wude? 】
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Southgate finally regained his sanity from the shock.

He gritted his teeth and glanced at the VIP area behind him, where the newly appointed chairman of the FA, Greg Clarke - the same English professional footballer who suggested Lee Polo to move to Leicester City The chairman of the league, he was just promoted in September 2016 and became the number one player in English football.

Clark, who was sitting high in the VIP box, was obviously overjoyed. He looked ten years younger, but the chairman of the Scottish Football Association who was just one door away could be sent to the ICU ward at any time!

"Uh, Gareth."

Assistant coach Holland tugged at his sleeve and gave him a wink:
"It's from the FA."

Southgate took a deep breath.

He heard the announcement of his official appointment!
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In the 68th minute, Harry Kane started to warm up.

But there was no fluctuation in his heart, instead he didn't want to appear at all.

The score has reached double digits, what's the point of playing by yourself?
Unless you score more than 10 goals in the remaining time, the protagonist of this game is already doomed!
In the 72nd minute, Lee Polo was substituted!

He has long been prepared for the head coach's decision.

Scotland, which is behind by a large score, has withdrawn all offensive players and fully retreated into the penalty area.To break their collective defense, there is almost no other way except to increase fouls!
But... Lee Polo has already received a yellow card for taking off his clothes to celebrate, and other teammates are not willing to be a tool man who died heroically to help him continue to score goals.

At this time, it is the most correct choice to leave the field honorably and accept the worship of the entire stadium!

"The show is over!"

Lineker sums it up in the simplest terms.

Then he squinted at the commentator on the opposite side and asked the question from the first half:

"Jamie, do you still think... Lee Polo today is not as good as the Poles at that time?"

Carragher wiped the sweat from his forehead and showed an embarrassed smile:

"It's no wonder Valencia has been so strong in the past two years. If you give us Liverpool a Li Polo, even if the coach has a dog on the bench, we can win the championship!"

Lineker laughed out loud.

Even at this moment, Carragher has not forgotten, and satirized his old friend in Spain! -
"10:0!"

All the media in the UK released their latest reports almost at the same time, and one of the newspapers only published a bloody number on the front page!
However, more media still use traditional methods to report:
"England slaughtered Scotland! The English Civil War ushered in the craziest tragedy in history!"

"Scotland players broke down and cried at halftime! The scene is unbearable!"

"The Scottish National Parliament strongly protests: It is born from the same root, why rush to fight each other!"

"Queen Elizabeth personally asked: no, no!"

"Know people! Southgate is expected to become a regular within 24 hours!"

"Hodgson is very harmful! With such a striker, why not use it in the European Cup?"

"Go Allardyce"

"Interview with Gary Neville: Lee Polo can be called invincible!"

"Nuno Santo posted after the game: I trained Li Polo by myself! Neville just sits and enjoys it!"

"Neil Ardley publicly refuted the rumors: I am Lee Polo's first Bole!"

"Nuno Santo strikes back: I tapped Lee Polo's potential as a free agent!"

"Lee Polo blasted 10 goals in the first battle! The national team ushered in a perfect debut!"

"Crazy! Ronaldo will be silent when he sees it, and Messi will cry when he sees it!"

"Lewandowski retreats! The Three Lions usher in the strongest striker in history!"

"Sturridge: Quit the national team on the spot!"

"Valdy: Lee Polo promises to fly with me!"

"Rooney: I am eager to go to the World Cup with Lee Polo!"

"Kane: Lee Polo, aba aba Fafafa (transliteration)!"

(End of this chapter)