Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 195 I want to die together!

"I have a showdown. Tomorrow we will play a defensive counterattack. The formation is 433. Barcelona is welcome to attack!"

At the pre-match press conference on February 2, Nuno Santo announced his tactics with a look of embarrassment.

In fact, it doesn't matter whether he shows his cards or not, because everyone has already guessed that he will choose this way, but no one expected him to admit it so arrogantly.

Lee Polo is fanning the flames even more:
"I still say the same thing, welcome MSN to continue to challenge me, let me firmly sit on the throne of La Liga's first defender!"

He did not forget to add:
"By the way, tomorrow is our home game. Although Mustafi will not appear, there will be no controversial red cards and penalties!"

[Negative emotions from Mustafi, +5! 】

Mustafi, who was watching TV at home, couldn't help scolding his mother:

"It's routine for you to provoke Barcelona, ​​but why do you let me lie down?"

"Why can't there be a red card? Don't you just dislike my reckless tackle? Wouldn't it be clean and impossible for you to foul?"

"Be careful that Vizzo was blown up by Neymar in the first minute!"

[Negative emotions from Enrique, +10! 】

Barcelona coach Enrique also wants to scold his mother:
[You little player, what are you doing for a controversial red card at a young age? 】

[Platini and Blatter, who ruined our reputation, have been killed. Our Barcelona is now cleaner than a newborn baby! 】

【Stop talking nonsense! 】
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On February 2, the second round of the Copa del Rey semi-final officially started in Mestalla.

Nuno Santo's formation is the traditional 433 he has used for a season and a half:

A goalkeeper: Domenech.

Four defenders: Cancelo, Wezzo, Li Polo, Gaya.

Three midfielders: DePaul, Parejo, Perez.

Three forwards: Rodrygo, Paco, Feguli.

In addition to Domenech and Vezzo, this lineup is the strongest 11 players in the Valencia team.

The good news is that Diego Alves, the main goalkeeper of the Bat Corps, finally got out of the hospital bed after a 7-month long injury, and began to perform restorative training in his own gym. to return to the team.

Although Domenech has beaten Matthew Ryan to occupy 70% of the starting time in the past six months, he knows better than anyone else that a healthy Alves is the unstoppable first goalkeeper of Valencia.

There is not much time left for Domenech...
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"In the first round, Laos gave you two red cards, and the situation almost got out of control. I don't want to see this happen again."

The referee on duty is Carlos Clos Gomez, a famous Spanish whistler. His status in the refereeing circle far exceeds that of Laos in the first round.

Before the official start of the game, he called Iniesta and Parejo to him, severely affirmed the discipline, and then he noticed that someone was absent-minded:

"Huh? What are you looking at, Andre?"

Andre Iniesta quickly retracted his gaze:

"Nothing, Mr. Referee."

Kloss frowned slightly, looked in the previous direction, and then... his brows frowned even tighter.

The No. 4 player of the home team is pulling Suarez of the visiting team to "chat enthusiastically"!
These two are... regulars on the official internal blacklist of La Liga!
Can they still talk? -
"Hey Louis, would you like to continue with me for another 90 minutes of babysitting today?"

As soon as he heard this voice with an obvious British accent, Suarez's head couldn't help but hurt.

On the green field, the Uruguayan has always been a fearless bastard, but in front of Li Polo, he suffered a lot of losses in a row, and almost said goodbye to his career!

He grinned and said with a bitter face:

"Oh, brother, we are professional players, can we stop doing these things and play a good game?"

Hearing this kind of begging for mercy, Li Boluo couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and checked repeatedly in his mind for a long time before confirming that he had not received any negative emotions.

[You don't even give 1 point of experience?How can this work? 】

[The reason why I picked you as my opponent is because you look carefree and rough, but in fact you are the most vulnerable, sensitive, and have the strongest self-esteem? 】

【Come here, just leave without taking advantage, do you think I, Lee Polo, is a philanthropist! 】

Li Bo Luo coughed:
"Then give me one, and I'll change."

Suarez's face suddenly turned black!

[Negative emotions from Suarez, +100! 】

"Just kidding, how could I humiliate you like this!"

Li Poluo waved his hand and laughed:

"Well, just raise your hands and bow to me."

Suarez's lips couldn't help trembling, and his sharp white teeth were about to be exposed!
[Suarez, +200! 】

[Raise your MA's hand!Bow to your MA! 】

[I am from Uruguay!Not French! 】

[You dare to humiliate me, I will fight you desperately! 】

Just when Suarez was about to die with Li Polo, the referee Klose appeared between them in time:
"All of you be honest with me today, or don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Lee Polo immediately complained first:

"Dear Mr. Referee, look at his teeth, I can still see a trace of blood! Look at my arm, there are still his teeth marks!"

——This is running the train with a full mouth. Suarez is not Yin Li, the spider, and he is not Zhang Wuji. It has been more than two months since he bit someone last time, and there was no bleeding at that time. Where are there any teeth marks now? !
But Kroos had already made his mind up, and he glanced at Suarez with disgust:
"Please respect yourself! Once I find out that you have committed any violations, I will never tolerate it!"

Suarez shrank his hands on his chest innocently, like a poor little chick:
"I stepped on my horse and did nothing? Why are you targeting me!"

Li Bo Luo nodded:
"Who made you grow a mouthful of big white teeth!"

Suarez's eyes became fierce again:
"Boy, don't be too complacent!"

"You really pissed me off!"

[Negative emotions from Suarez, +500! 】

Lee Polo immediately raised his right hand:
"Referee, he threatened me!"

Cross, who has not gone far, turned around:
"This is the last warning!"

"..."

Suarez was so angry with Li Polo and Cross that he didn't want to talk at all!

[Where is the fairness and justice in this world? 】

[Why would such a bastard who turns black and white and confuses right and wrong be allowed to exist? 】

[Tired, destroy it!hurry up! 】

[Suarez, +888! 】
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"Drip~~~"

After confirming that Suarez was no longer talking, Kroos finally blew the whistle to start the game.

Then he saw Suarez stepping on the football, reluctant to kick off for a long time...

Messi, who was standing nearby, couldn't help reminding his teammates:

"Louis, pass the ball!!"

Suarez woke up like a dream, and kicked the football out with a flick of his ankle.

But... His pass, which was less than one meter long, turned out to be too big!

Messi, who was completely unprepared, quickly chased a step forward, so he didn't lose the ball, otherwise it would definitely become a football joke!
——I'm afraid I'm the only football player who can even make mistakes in kick-offs, right?

Suarez wiped the cold sweat from his forehead while thinking resentfully:

[Who is to blame for this? 】

Li Poluo, who was standing 50 meters away, suddenly received a reminder:
[Negative emotions from Suarez, +66! 】

He shrugged:

[It's only 66 o'clock? 】

[This Uruguayan's psychological quality is really getting better and better. 】

[He should thank me, because of me, he can become a stronger professional player! 】
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Night shift at 12:[-], let's go out!

The urban area of ​​LZ has started to do nucleic acid in an all-round way again. The epidemic has been repeated and the mood is relatively heavy. I will not write too tragic stories...

(End of this chapter)