Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 184 Crushing the BBC!Hammer MSN!

In the 56th minute, Valencia once again broke through the goal of Deportivo through a corner kick, and the scorer was still Li Polo.

Because Li Polo encountered the opponent's strict defense, Parejo originally wanted to pass to Gomez at the near post, but the 1.8-meter-[-]-meter Portuguese midfielder failed to open the angle. The header directly hit the opponent's goalkeeper's thigh and popped out of the small penalty area.

Fortunately, Li Polo had activated [Eagle Eye] long ago. Taking advantage of the guards relaxing their vigilance, he rushed to the landing point with a single stride, and when he met the ball, it was a strafing shot!
With the goalkeeper unable to move in time for the second time, his shot is almost facing an empty goal. Even if the [Shot] attribute is only 30 points, it is enough to complete the task!
3: 0!

Before the game was over for an hour, Lee Polo scored a hat-trick!

He completely got rid of Paco, who missed many rounds of the league due to injury, and became the unique top scorer of the Bat Corps!
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Lee Polo, who scored three goals in a row, quickly saw the action on the sidelines. Uro called Negredo from the bench, obviously wanting to replace himself.

【Nuno Santo, this trash!Didn't you see that my feet feel hot today? 】

[I still want to have a big four, you want to replace me? 】

Sure enough, after only 5 minutes, the fourth official held up the electronic card for substitution.

Player number 4 goes down, player number 7 goes up!

Li Boluo was so angry that he wanted to shoot the head coach's big bald head!
Li Polo, who walked off the field angrily, didn't want to shake hands with Nuno, but Nuno hugged him:
"Give me some face, Deportivo is my old club!"

"..."

Li Boluo froze for a moment, and most of the anger in his heart dissipated in an instant.

He glanced at the head coach who had a vicious face but looked humble at the moment, and couldn't help but shook his head:
"You said it earlier, I saw you replaced me as a striker, and thought you really wanted to win this game!"

[I'm not an unreasonable person either! 】

[Although this is a highly competitive professional football game, it still has to talk about human relations and sophistication! 】

[If Valencia meets Wimbledon, will I be more or less merciful when I return to the King's Grass? 】

[At least it is absolutely impossible to have a massacre in high spirits! 】

Nuno smiled wryly and patted him on the shoulder:

"I didn't expect that you could score so much today!"
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Negredo, who came off the bench, added to the icing on the cake in the last minute of the game, helping the team win the coach's old club with a score of 1:4.

Li Polo, who completed a hat-trick in 60 minutes, was undoubtedly elected as the best player in this round of La Liga. After all, his competitors-C Ronaldo, Messi, Griezmann and other superstars, without exception, all stretched their hips.

During the post-match inventory, the media also discovered another surprising thing.

Lee Polo, who scored goals in five consecutive rounds... quietly rushed into a position that no one could have imagined on the league scorer list!

He and Benzema tied for the top scorer list with 18 goals!

Behind them are Ronaldo with 17 goals, Suarez and Neymar with 16 goals, Paco with 14 goals, Messi with 13 goals, Bale, Aduriz (Bibao)...

Careful media even analyzed the scoring efficiency of Benzema and Li Polo:

Benzema was affected by the "Video Gate" before and suffered a 4-match ban within the team, so he scored 17 goals in 18 games, averaging 1.059 goals per game, and scored one goal in 79 minutes on average.

At the beginning of the season, because Li Polo could not gain the trust of the head coach, he was "delegated" to the reserve team to play for three weeks, so he scored 16 goals in 18 games, and one of them was a substitute, averaging 1.125 goals per game. An average of one goal in every 75 minutes...

Therefore, in the ranking of the scorer list, Lee Polo justifiably rides on top of Benzema.

So, it should come as no surprise if fans see these headlines:

"Shocked! The Chinese teenager has become the top scorer in La Liga!"

"16 rounds blasted 18 goals! Crush the BBC and blast MSN!"

"Shame Ramos and cry Hummels! He is the number one defender in football!"

"Nuno Santo didn't brag! The free agent tactics made Li Polo a god for half a year!"

"Crazy help CEO Powell beat his chest: he should be sold for [-] million at that time!"

"Such an ace only cost 320 million? Valencia made a fortune!"

"Nuno Santo bragged about his favorite general: I would marry my daughter to him! Even though she is only 8 years old!"

"Agent Barnett: Valencia's contract is too low! Li Polo deserves the top salary in La Liga!"

"Peter Lin, chairman of Waren: If I can win the league golden boot, I will personally reward an extra 1000 million!"

……

[Negative emotions from Suarez, +100! 】

[Messi, +0.5! 】

[Neymar, +10! 】

[Benzema, +20! 】

[Ramos, +20! 】

[Griezmann, +50! 】

[Ronaldo, +200! 】

Li Boluo, who was running in the community, suddenly received several reminders, and he shook his head speechlessly:
"I didn't do anything, why do you hate me so much?"

Especially that Griezmann, when was the last match against Atletico Madrid, why are you still worried?

Can you be a generous man?

Stop haggling like a bitch!

What's more...you were the one who hit me back then!
Bump yourself into a hospital bed for over a month!
Can this also be blamed on me?
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Four days later, Valencia played Las Palmas in the second leg of the Copa del Rey.

Probably in order to make up for the regret of replacing Li Polo early in the league, in this game, Nuno Santo directly arranged Li Polo as the starting striker.

Not only that, he also changed the offensive tactics into one sentence:

Pass to player number 4 and let him shoot!

Anyone who dares not to pass on will be fined to sit on the bench for a month!
Nuno patted Li Polo on the shoulder:

"This time... you can score any goal!"

Las Palmas fans burst into tears.

[Nuno Santo of Dog Day! 】

[You are a double-standard dog! 】

Of course, Li Poluo was very satisfied with his practice of "repaying his kindness with gratitude", and the little unhappiness before had disappeared.

The Valencia players in the audience also fully implemented the coach's philosophy. DePaul, Parejo, Gaya, Cancelo and other passers rarely break through with their personal abilities after entering the opponent's half. , but frequently sent crosses and gave up all the right to fire to Li Poluo.

Before the first half was over, Valencia made 30 crosses, more than half of which successfully found Li Polo, resulting in 11 effective shots.

11 shots in the halftime... Such a right to fire, even Ronaldo would be greedy after seeing it!

But Li Polo is not a devil. After all, Las Palmas is a small island far away from the mainland of Spain. It is the most marginal territory in Europe. It is more than 3000 kilometers away from Valencia. To offend the fans of the home team and be tied up and thrown into the Atlantic Ocean by them, that would be really unresponsive and ineffective!
Although scoring goals is very important, the lives of myself and the team of more than 30 people are more important!
Adhering to such a principle of sincerity, Li Polo did not dare to let go of his performance throughout the game, and only completed a hat-trick to end the battle hastily.

16 shots in the audience, 9 shots on goal, and 3 goals.

If the data of 5 headers are deducted, Lee Polo took 11 shots to score 1 goal. Such a conversion efficiency of shots... In all fairness, it is a bit too low!

Putting it on Ronaldo or Messi, any top superstar, will be sprayed to death!
But Lee Polo doesn't care!
He only knew that through these crazy shooting games, his shooting attributes showed signs of improvement again!

The effect of shooting in official competitions and shooting in daily training is too obvious for improving attributes!

In order to improve himself faster, he took the initiative to invite Nuno Santo to dinner.

——I don’t know if this counts as “public relations” or “bribery”?
Nuno, the head coach, is not good at communication on weekdays. It is rare for someone to invite him to dinner, so he naturally rushes to the banquet.

Li Polo also opened a bottle of red wine that Lisanna had brought from Dad's wine cellar. As a Portuguese, Nuno's eyes widened when he smelled the aroma:

"This wine is good, but you can't drink too much."

At the end of this dinner, Lee Polo revealed his intentions:
"Can you continue to let me play forward in the next league game?"

"I feel like I'm about to get the knack of shooting!"

Nuno laughed loudly:
"As far as your shooting skills are concerned, I was better than you when I was a professional player!"

Li Poluo curled his lips unhappily.

[You old boy, you were a substitute goalkeeper at the time, what kind of shooting technique are you boasting about? 】

Probably even eating and taking, Nuno also felt a little embarrassed. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally nodded:

"Paco hasn't fully recovered yet, and Negredo is not familiar with it. If you want to play forward, it's not impossible..."

He glanced at the red wine that he only took a sip of.

Li Poluo understood and handed him the wine bottle:

"I'm a professional player, how can I drink during the league! This bottle of wine...you should take it home and drink it yourself!"

Nuno immediately opened his eyes and smiled, not even noticing that the wine in his mouth was dripping onto his beard!
At the same time, he was quite proud of thinking:

[Look, Lao Tzu's authority in the locker room is really high! 】

[The top scorer, top ace, and top defender in the team all want to come and give me gifts! 】
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Have a bite to eat, and go on duty in the afternoon
(End of this chapter)