Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 168 Offensively Comparable to Real Madrid?

Five days later, on December 5, Valencia ushered in the second round of the Copa del Rey at home.

In the first round 40 days ago, affected by injuries and the schedule, the heavily rotated Bat Corps drew 0-0 with Barakado in the fourth-tier league in an away game. Now they are back at the Mestalla Stadium. Nuno Santo can finally field his real starting lineup.

Negredo, Mina, DePaul, Parejo, Gomez, Cancelo, Gaya, Mustafi, Li Polo, Barragan, Domenech.

In order to pursue the offense, Nuno even removed the midfielder Iron Gate Fuego, and instead let the full-back Cancelo play the full-back...

The biggest offensive weapon of this lineup is their long pass!

After only one hour of the game, Valencia scored 30 headers!
Among them, Li Poluo contributed 4 successful headers through various positioning balls!And successfully converted into 1 goal!
Mina, Negredo, and DePaul also did not waste the opportunity to abuse food, and scored goals one after another. Gaya, Parejo, Cancelo and Gomez received assists respectively.

Seeing that Barakado had no fighting spirit, and Nuno was not interested in performing a massacre, he quickly replaced Negredo, Mina and Parejo, and replaced them with three substitute young players to let them feel the atmosphere of the first team .

According to the habits of the head coach, Lee Polo was once again pushed to the forward position and continued to experiment with new tactics...

Perhaps the opponent was too weak, and his teammates generally didn't have much fighting spirit. Lee Polo was also infected, and he pushed off the crossbar for a mediocre header.On the contrary, at the last moment of the game, he actually received a through pass from Zakaria, and grabbed the point through an anti-offside...and completed a precious goal!

5: 0!

Valencia scored 0:0 away and 5:0 at home, successfully advancing to the next round of the Copa del Rey! -
"If Feguli and Rodrigo hadn't been injured, our current offensive firepower will undoubtedly go to a higher level, and there will be more goals in the game."

In the post-match press conference, Nuno Santo made a small return to Versailles.

During this period of time, Valencia completely got rid of the downturn at the beginning of the season, and staged a one-sided goal battle from time to time, which made the supporters hooked. Nuno is also qualified to label himself an "offensive master" Label:

"Now we are in good form. We have Paco, who ranks third in the scorer list. Li Polo and Mina are also in hot form. There are free kicks from Parejo and De Paul. Our offensive ability is not inferior to Real Madrid and Real Madrid. Barcelona!"

Then, he was immediately slapped in the face!
A week later, on December 12th, in the 19th round of the league, Valencia faced Getafe, which is 16th in the league at home, and almost overturned!
Getafe scored a goal in the 9th minute, and then completely assumed a defensive counterattack posture.

Misfortunes never come singly, the left back Gaya was injured in the 20th minute, and the infirmary, which had just vacated a few positions, became busy again...

Fortunately, Valencia's absolute strength is still higher than that of their opponents. After repeated tough battles, they still relied on Paco's goal grab and Parejo's direct free kick to reverse the score to 2:1.

But this difficult victory made the label of "offensive master" that Nuno just put on his forehead crumbling.

In stark contrast to him... Real Madrid won a victory that shocked the football world on the second day!

Galacticos bloodbathed Vallecano at the Bernabeu 10:2!

Cristiano Ronaldo doubled, Benzema wore a hat, Bell staged the only four-time feat in his career, and the BBC team scored 9 goals!
But even so, boos rang out from above the Bernabeu.

When Vallecano scored the second goal, the boos reached its peak. The Meilingers who knew the ball best were not criticizing the poor defense. Their goal turned out to be Ronaldo!
They are complaining about Ronaldo's sluggish performance this season. Although the number of goals ranked third in the league, they will only score against weak teams!

They were laughing at Ronaldo losing to Messi again in the Ballon d'Or!

The broadcast footage constantly switches between Ronaldo and the fans, as if telling everyone in this way:

"The 31-year-old Ronaldo is no longer at his peak, and the Bernabeu no longer needs him!"

"Real Madrid is about to sweep Ronaldo out! Bell is about to become the new core of the Galacticos!"

"Benitez faithfully carried out Florentino's instructions and successfully completed the replacement task!"

Ronaldo, who played for 90 minutes, was expressionless throughout, but everyone could feel the turbulence in his heart.

But to be honest, no one in football in 2015 believed that this man over [-] years old would lead Real Madrid to create a white dynasty in the next three seasons!
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By the way, a certain media thousands of miles away quietly left such a record when reporting on the game:
"Zhang Chengdong played with his mobile phone a lot, and Vallecano suffered a bloodbath."

I have to admit that the level of this group of reporters covering La Liga is not as good as their counterparts reporting on the Bundesliga.

Yes, it is the media that wrote "Zhang Xizhe wears hat, Wolfsburg wins 2015:5 to secure the top three in the league" in May 3...

They are simply the best jokers in world football.

Chinese football is not worthy of such a top news media.
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After playing Getafe, La Liga officially entered the winter break, and Li Polo also returned to England to prepare for Christmas.

It is said to be a "winter break", but there is actually not much time.

第16轮是12月20日踢完，第18轮则是12月31日，再扣除返程和赛前备战至少需要4天，真正算作假期的最多只有一个星期而已。

But compared to the Premier League in the "devil schedule", Spain, which can give players a holiday, is simply too humane!
After returning to Wimbledon, Lee Polo made a special trip to visit his old club, and Kuangbang was arranged to play a league game on December 12th!
This season, less than half of the old teammates stayed on the team to continue to compete in League One. Only two old acquaintances, Akinfenwa and Aziz, were left on the forward line, and Rigg, Francon and Porter were left in the midfield. , Moore's main frame, the defense line, vice-captain Smith gradually faded out of the main lineup, had to choose to leave in the winter transfer window, another captain Fuller continued to fight, Kennedy, Goodman, Osraja came up one after another , but they are barely able to play the main force in League Two, let alone in League One, which is a higher level?

Goalkeeper Shea may be the player who can best adapt to the league, after all, he can be regarded as England's former national goal-although he has never played an official game.

Returning to the King's Grass after a lapse of half a year, Lee Polo sat on the seat closest to the bench without seeing the outside world at all, then picked up the half-empty level in his hand, and hit the assistant coach's head accurately!

[Compared to head coach Adrey, Cox is undoubtedly better for himself! 】

The good man Cox, who had a bag smashed, turned to look for the culprit, but saw his most proud disciple waving.

Cox immediately abandoned Adrey who was talking to him, leaped up to the stands with one stride, hugged Li Polo in his arms, and almost knocked off his black-rimmed glasses!

"Hahaha, big star! You finally know to come and visit your old club?"

Cox patted him on the shoulder in relief, and pulled him from the fan zone to the bench.

[Anyway, this is my home court, and there is no live camera, as long as Wimbledon doesn't say anything, no one will find out! 】

Seeing that Li Boluo had no choice but to do so, the Kuangbang's bench burst into cheers.

"Polo? You kid still know how to come back?"

"Hahaha, Sweeney, why haven't you become a starter yet?"

"You can't get along in Spain, can you?"

"Fuck your shit, I just killed Barcelona, ​​and I am the number one star in La Liga!"

"Then do you earn more than Ronaldo Messi now?"

"..."

Li Poluo took out his mobile phone:

"Hey, Alan, can you ask Valencia to re-sign my contract? Is a weekly salary of [-] too bullying?"

(End of this chapter)