Football's Number One Madman

Chapter 154 How could I foul!
"Paul, are you finally healed?"

DePaul, who returned to the training base for the first time after the injury, was cordially greeted by his teammates.

The names in the Spanish-speaking area are troublesome. If the system had not given him a memory function, Li Poluo might not be able to remember the full names of these teammates until now.

For example, De Paul, this Argentine is called Rodrigo Javier De Paul.

And the other injured Rodrigo is called Rodrigo Moreno Machado, so sometimes, teammates can only distinguish them by surname or nickname...

In the face of concern, DePaul also responded with a smile one by one, until he saw the team's physical coach Antonio Dias:
"You seem to have gained a lot of weight? Put me on a scale first!"

DePaul took off his jacket obediently, even kicked off his training shoes, and then he let out a long breath before standing on the multifunctional scale tremblingly.

While waiting for the result, he did not forget to explain a few sentences for himself:
"The team doctor said that I need to rest, so I may be a little heavier, and I am also a fat body..."

"Shh!"

Dias interrupted his sophistry, took out his own form and filled in the numbers:
"It's okay, I only weighed less than one kilogram, but I suggest that you practice for 30 to 40 minutes after the training session, so as to quickly recover to the best condition, otherwise I will not recommend you to enter the starting list."

DePaul immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice:

"I'll practice for an extra hour!"

Playing under Nuno Santo, if his physical fitness is not up to standard, how can he execute his full-court pressing tactics?

Dias glanced over the other players, and finally stopped at Li Polo.

He blinked, and asked a little suspiciously:
"Polo, it's just a week's vacation, why do you seem to have lost weight?"

After all, it was the coach who was in charge of physical training, and he saw the results of Lee Polo's vacation at a glance.

Zakaria clenched his fists, with a displeased look of "a scumbag reporting a bully making up lessons like crazy during the holidays":

"He must have secretly trained himself again! He just wants to trigger vicious competition in the locker room!"

[Negative emotions from Ruben Wezzo, +5]

[Orban, +3]

[Mustafi, +2]

[Gaya, +2]

[Cancello, +2]

[Fuego, +1]

……

Seeing that he provoked public outrage, Li Polo quickly explained to his teammates:
"I swear to God, I never secretly practiced! I haven't touched a ball in the past seven days. I have been in London on vacation! You have to believe me!"

[What I said is true, I really haven't practiced more, but my ball-handling skills have improved! 】
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Due to this international competition week, most national teams have participated in two rounds of the world preliminaries. For example, Feguli led Algeria to a 9-2 bloodbath against Tanzania in two rounds, and successfully advanced to the top 20 in the African region.

Don't look at how they slaughtered their opponents just like chopping melons and vegetables, and there are many in the team, such as Figuri, Mahrez, Soleimani (Slimani), Ben Taleb, Ghulam, Brahimi, etc. First-team players in mainstream leagues, but in the African region where there are so many strong players, Algeria can only be regarded as a fourth-tier underdog, and has no chance of qualifying for the World Cup. It is probably similar to Luxembourg, Armenia, and North Macedonia in the European region; India, Vietnam, Singapore and others in the region (2015).

Africa has no underdogs, and its reputation is well-deserved!

Perhaps it was to allow Figuri to continue the fiery state of the national team to the club's events. On the third day after he returned to the team, Nuno Santo continued to arrange for him to start in the 12th round of the league.

Valencia's opponents are not strong, and Las Palmas is only 18th in the standings...

But in such a game, even Fei Tianwang himself did not expect that he, who had just finished playing the national team game, would perform so poorly in this league!
He made three wrong catches in 10 minutes!
Stopping the ball three meters away, waving the ball out of the bottom line, passing people like garlic!

He even suspected that he was possessed by his teammate Li Boluo!
[Maybe my feet have been transplanted? 】

These are nothing, he almost made an own goal assist in the process of passing back!
Had it not been for Paco who opened the scoring in the 8th minute and kept Valencia in the lead, Nuno on the sidelines would have been furious!

"Is the FIFA virus?"

Looking at Fei Tianwang, who was thrown away from the sidelines and fell down at the first touch, Nuno had to admit that he shouldn't let him start.

[Look at how stable Mustafi is! 】

[Oh, Mustafi didn't play in the German team? 】

[Then look at Li Polo, who said he was on vacation, but he secretly trained his tendons. The Las Palmas forward Sergio Araujo, under his defense, is almost like a schoolboy. fall! 】

After the comparison, Lee Polo's evaluation in the head coach's mind has improved by several points...
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During the intermission, Feguli, who was completely out of shape, was replaced by DePaul, and Valencia changed to a 442 formation.

Zhengyin center - Negredo, sat behind Nuno, but did not show any dissatisfaction.

[Yeah, allowing you to sit on the bench to enjoy the game for free is already extrajudicial, why do you dare to complain? 】

The Argentine midfielder, who had been away from the game for more than 50 days, was extremely active. The entire left midfield became his range of activities, and even the forward Mina was squeezed out of place, and he almost collided with Paco.

Also benefiting from his active performance, Valencia's midfielder showed a strong ability to control. DePaul, Fuego, Parejo, and Gomez almost blocked 70% of the visiting team's offensive, so that Li Bo Luo has been unable to brush negative emotions for a long time...

Feeling the cold wind of late autumn in Mestalia, he felt that his legs were gradually getting cold...

In the 72nd minute, DePaul, who was positioned too far forward, was successfully stolen by the opponent. With just two passes, Las Palmas' offensive broke through the previously seemingly unbreakable midfield defense!

The visiting team's right midfielder Honatan Vieira sprinted away with his spear, and swayed away the left defender Gaya, who was keen to slip forward, and chose to challenge Li Polo to a one-on-one!

【You are looking for your own death! 】

Li Polo, who was about to catch a cold, instantly rushed to his forehead. He first glanced at Mustafi on the side to make sure that his partner had spotted another striker of the opponent, and then he hit Vietto with a sliding shovel!
Without any suspense, Vietto avoided his flying shovel with a forward roll before the two sides had any real contact!
"Nice defense! Lee Polo showed us a textbook sliding tackle!"

Even the commentators on Spanish TV were full of praise for his standard moves.

But today's referee chose to show a yellow card!
Li Poluo froze for a moment, and blurted out:

"I stepped on the horse and didn't touch him!"

The stern and selfless referee glanced at him and explained to him in the simplest terms:
"Raise your feet too high, the action is too dangerous!"

Li Poluo cursed:
"Dangerous fart! He's a flop!"

The referee looked at him sternly:
"Be careful with your words."

Although Li Polo's Spanish has made some progress, there are still some shortcomings after all. For example, he has learned the Spanish national curse and swearing without a teacher, and he has not fully grasped which swearing is more dirty and serious...

He wanted to curse again, "You are blind, black whistle!", but was pushed away by the experienced midfielder Fuego.

Then the captain Parejo who came quickly explained to the referee:

"Sorry, his Spanish is terrible, definitely didn't mean to be insulting!"

Maybe he was moved by Parejo's sincere attitude, or maybe he really felt that Vietto's performance was a bit too much. The referee finally let go of his finger holding the yellow card, and did not draw the card a second time, but insisted on giving it to the referee. A free kick for the away team.

"It's all right, man, just to give you a taste of the difference between English and Spanish football."

Mustafi patted his partner on the shoulder and comforted him:
"And this guy's diving is nothing at all. When we play Barcelona in a few days, you will know what real skills are!"

Li Bo Luo raised his eyebrows:

"You said...Messi?"

Mustafi shook his head for the first time:

"Oh no, no, the best divers in their team, aren't they Neymar and Suarez?"
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Valencia, who had escaped the catastrophe, raised his spirits again. Just a few minutes later, DePaul sent a very penetrating pick pass, assisted Mina to score, and expanded the score to 2:0.

Lee Polo, who suffered an injustice, got the permission of the head coach. He was released from the position of central defender, and went directly to the front of the striker, becoming a Zhengyin center forward!
[Negative emotions from Negredo, +5]

The temporary center did not live up to the trust of the coach at all. He only played for less than 10 minutes and scored a header from Cancelo's cross in the 88th minute!

3: 0!

Lee Polo, who scored the goal, even deliberately ran to the referee's side:

"I really did not foul!"

"On that level of one-on-one, I don't need to foul at all!"

Seeing his arrogant expression, the referee wanted to punch him!
[You little player, why are you so serious? 】

[Take a step back, even if I really misjudged, you don't need to be so unreasonable! 】

[The President of UEFA and the President of FIFA both said that misjudgment is part of football! 】

[Negative emotions from the referee, +10! 】

(End of this chapter)