i have a mountain

Chapter 420 The Perfect Dick
After several people have had a quad bike addiction, it is almost time for lunch.

A few women led a group of children to them, not to mention, they had been busy in the strawberry shed for so long, and they really found some strawberries, probably missed earlier.

Shi Fang whispered into Yu Fei's ear and asked, "Where shall we have lunch? The kitchen in the cowshed is a bit small."

Yu Fei thought for a while, clapped his hands and said to everyone: "Can we have some barbecue at noon? When the meal is almost finished, each person will make a bowl of hand-rolled noodles to fill the cracks."

Before the adults could speak, a group of children cheered first, and Guoguo jumped up and shouted: "Eat barbecue, eat barbecue..."

Soon, the child's rhythm was brought up by her, and they yelled together.

Chen Kaiqiang waved his hand: "Then eat barbecue."

After that, a group of people got busy quickly. The women took their children to the shed to choose food for barbecue, and the men went to prepare barbecue utensils.

When Fan Hui and the others started to light the fire, Yu Fei went into the kitchen again, wanting to find some meat. Fortunately, everyone on the farm was carnivorous, so there was no shortage of these things.

Soon, mutton, lamb chops, pork belly, chicken feet and so on were brought out. Yu Fei even turned out a piece of ham that had just been unpacked a while ago. delicious.

Oil, brush, sesame seeds, seasoning, BBQ sauce, paprika...

After all these things were prepared, the few men had nothing to do, and even the stringing work was contracted out by a group of children.

Fan Hui became the undisputed head chef, and Fan Hui was only short of a white scarf and a chef's hat.

Zhang Hongzhao pursed his lips and muttered, "This guy is acting aggressive again, I don't know what's going on, but just looking at him like this, I want to kick him."

Yu Fei nodded and said, "I agree, I feel that my feet are a little itchy."

"You've got athlete's foot." Chen Kaiqiang said in a spirited voice.

Just as Yu Fei wanted to refute, Zhang Hongzhao tugged at his clothes, and said in a low voice, "Why don't we go fishing, it's so boring to stand here like three wooden stakes."

Yu Fei raised his head and glanced at Ding Hui, who was the king of the children among the children, then turned his head and asked, "Can you approve it?"

Although what he said was thoughtless, the other two understood it instantly. Zhang Hongzhao had a somewhat resentful expression, while Chen Kaiqiang looked at Ding Hui in the same tacit understanding as Yu Fei.

"Don't you have a fish pond?" Zhang Hongzhao directly made a big move: "Let's go catch some fish and grill them."

Yu Fei turned his head and glanced at him: "You have to sacrifice my fish pond for your happiness?"

……

At the edge of the fish pond, Zhang Hongzhao, who was adjusting the float, had a smug expression on his face, because it was his order to fish, and he felt that if there were not two eggs falling on him, he would be able to go to heaven.

What Yu Fei saw was speechless for a while: "If you can't catch enough for everyone to eat, and there is still one fish for each person to take away, then you can stay and feed the fish. These are the exact words of my sister-in-law Ding Hui."

Zhang Hongzhao made an OK gesture, with a proud expression on his face: "Just look at it, I'm not going to tell you to catch all the fish in your fish pond today, but at least I will catch half of it for you."

Chen Kaiqiang said with a smile: "Xiao Fei's family doesn't have many cows. If you play like you do, it won't last long."

"It's okay. Our family's cattle are all bulls. He has no place to support him if he wants to brag." Yu Fei waved his hand and said casually.

"If you don't hurt me, you two can do nothing, right?" Zhang Hongzhao was very dissatisfied: "I said that what you two are holding is not a fire stick, but a fishing rod. Do you know what the fishing rod is for?"

"Shove the mud." Chen Kaiqiang shook the fishing rod in his hand twice, and talked about a game they both played when they were young.

uh-huh? ? ?

Yu Fei raised his head, looked at the fishing rod in his hand, shook it a few times, and said excitedly: "Not to mention, it's a good idea to throw mud with a fishing rod. Why didn't you find this before? You have a look……"

As he spoke, he shook the fishing rod in his hand: "With the elasticity and strength of the fishing rod, it seems that it can be thrown farther. How about we try it?"

"Hey, hey, it's over!" Zhang Hongzhao exclaimed dissatisfied, "Each of the fishing rods in your hands is more than 500 yuan, and it's still the purchase price. Can those thorns on the riverside compare with this?"

"Besides, you two are too old to do something serious. You just want to play every day, so hurry up and fish."

Yu Fei and Chen Kaiqiang gave him a middle finger at the same time, as if fishing was a serious business.

……

While waiting for the fish to catch the bait, Chen Kaiqiang asked: "Old fat, how do you raise your fish? Why is it so fresh and delicious? I haven't eaten much after a fish is cooked. , Li Jing and his wife gave her a round."

"I also said that when children are growing up, they should eat more fish supplements, but she didn't eat less when helping her son pick the thorns."

"Why don't you say that Lao Fat is a strange creature." Zhang Hongzhao on the side continued: "After eating his fish, I feel like I can't eat other fish because of the earthy smell. , do you have any secret recipe?"

Yu Fei laughed happily: "There is no secret recipe, but my feng shui is good, so it is suitable for fish farming, and the fish in my fish pond can be regarded as wild, and those fish that are fed on the market are not good. Let's compare."

"But if you want to eat fish in the future, just come and catch it, or just tell me and I'll send it to you."

Zhang Hongzhao curled his lips, slapped his nose twice with his hand and said, "A strong aura of local tyrants rushes toward my face."

Yu Fei turned his head and gritted his teeth: "I'll blow your ass to death."

"I... rely on~"

Zhang Hongzhao just wanted to reply, but he was quickly pulled back by the fishing rod that Chi Chi ran forward. He grabbed the fishing rod and yelled: "This f*ck must weigh at least seven or eight catties. Or you can’t take the fishing rod with you.”

Yu Fei looked up at the degree of bending of the fishing rod, and said with experience: "Ten catties, otherwise it would not be pulled like this."

Chen Kaiqiang was happy: "It seems that you are fine and often make troubles in your own fish pond, otherwise you would not know how big the fish are in the water just by looking at the fishing rod."

"That's right, if you don't fish or eat it yourself, can you still sell it to others?" Yu Fei said: "Some things have to be tried first, so that you can have confidence when selling to others."

"I said, can you two discuss this issue at another time, can you help me get the fish up first?" Zhang Hongzhao called out dissatisfied.

Chen Kaiqiang and the two looked at each other and smiled, and then slowly picked up the copying net and prepared to help.

Under the cooperation of the three of them, a red carp glowing with water was dragged ashore. Under visual conditions, the fish could definitely exceed ten catties. Immediately stopped struggling.

Zhang Hongzhao picked up the fish and ran up, still screaming strangely, Yu Fei felt that this scene was never similar, but this time the fish were bigger than last time.

Zhang Hongzhao, who showed off for a while, ran back quickly, laughed and said, "Brother, I have a long face today, such a big fish! Why isn't there such a big pot?"

Yu Fei knew this allusion, so he said with a smile: "You want to say that you missed a good opportunity to show off, right?"

"Hmmmm!" Zhang Hongzhao had an expression that still understood me.

Chen Kaiqiang gave him a kick and said, "Who do you call brother? What's the matter? You want to usurp the throne?"

Zhang Hongzhao chuckled: "That can't be, in our hearts you have always been our second brother, and in the eyes of the boss, you have always been the perfect second child in his mind."

Chen Kaiqiang raised his hand a few times, but finally put it down helplessly, Yu Fei almost fell down laughing beside him, what a godly second child, and how perfect.

"Fucking ranking." Chen Kaiqiang muttered and returned to his fishing position.

Yu Fei and Zhang Hongzhao looked at each other, and they smiled knowingly...

……

When Fan Hui touched the fishing rod, Yu Fei and Zhang Hongzhao were each holding a big bowl, sitting on the bank by the fish pond in such a disfigured manner, eating hand-rolled noodles with a sigh of relief. Several little guys also thoughtfully prepared various barbecues for them.

Especially Yu Fei, the two little girls almost fed him little by little, and Chen Kaiqiang and the others had green light in their eyes. They also wanted a pair of such cute little padded jackets.

Yu Fei put the chopsticks into the bowl, held up the wine glass to signal to them both, and said, "Drink, this is old Sileng Zimi, there is no place to buy it now, drink more."

Fan Hui, who was fishing, yelled restlessly: "I have seen it all. You have a lot of them in your warehouse. I plan to take a hundred bottles when I leave later."

Yu Fei turned his head from side to side and began to search the ground. Xiao Yingzi kindly handed over a relatively small piece of soil, and Yu Fei took it, and it fell on Fan Hui's body with a whoosh.

"How about a hundred bottles, what about your face? You don't know how much effort I've put in to get these wines, good guy, you want a hundred bottles, why don't you snatch them?"

Fan Hui patted the place where it was smashed, and the thief laughed a few times indifferently: "I think it's faster to get it from you than to go out to snatch it. After all, even if you want to snatch it now, you have to be able to find it." Just do it."

What he said made sense, but Yu Fei couldn't find anything to refute. Fortunately, Guoguo handed him a relatively large piece of dirt, and Yu Fei weighed it twice before hitting Fan Hui's leg. Just a sigh...

……

As the sun was setting to the west, Chen Kaiqiang and the others each loaded a large bag of gifts into the car, including the old Si Leng Zi Mi that Fan Hui had been obsessed with, but each of them only took three or two bottles.

However, Fan Hui said that these are all taken home and treasured. If you want to drink, you have to come to Yu Fei, or you can't help but drink.

When several women were arranging things and saying goodbye to Shi Fang and the two little girls, Chen Kaiqiang and the others became interested in the busy construction site.

Fan Hui patted the erected base and the half floor and asked, "Old man, look at you like this, you don't plan to use wood for the whole building, do you?"

"You just know?" Yu Fei said with his arms crossed, "This is an all-wooden villa. What do you think I can use without wood?"

Zhang Hongzhao was puzzled: "You put in so much effort to build a house made of pure wood. My dad didn't intend to beat you to death?"

Yu Fei said cheerfully, "Guess?"

Chen Kaiqiang's question was very pertinent: "How long is your wooden villa? You won't have to change the house if you live in it for ten or eight years?"

"Using the more popular words now, this house will outlive our lifespan." Yu Fei said.

As soon as Fan Hui heard this, he immediately continued: "I plan to live to be 120 years old, and there will be more than 90 years in the future."

"Oh~ you are an exception, you are not in the category of people." Yu Fei immediately said: "If you live more delicately, you can end that tortoise in your family."

"You're not human." Fan Hui replied, and then said harshly: "I'll cook that turtle in soup when I get back, so as to save myself the trouble of looking at it every day."

Zhang Hongzhao turned his head to look at the cheerful women, then turned around and said, "I guess you haven't stewed the tortoise yet, but sister-in-law Yangmei will stew you first."

"..." Fan Hui's aura immediately plummeted...

……

After seeing off everyone, Yu Fei's family of four returned to the farm. As soon as they entered the farm, the two little girls ran away and disappeared.

Only Yu Fei was left holding Shi Fang's hand and slowly walking around the farm. The bamboo on the edge of the farm had already grown lush and lush. Although it was not as thick as it grew in the space, it could still be considered a gift .

And the most important point is that these bamboos did not affect their growth when they took root. The tallest one has grown to about ten meters, with lush branches and leaves, and the wind passing through the forest brings a rustle the sound of.

Wandering to the other side of the farm, Yu Fei's hand touched Shi Fang's back quietly. The latter looked around with a blushing face, and stretched out his hand to take Yu Fei's hand.

Yu Fei didn't let her go, he gently pinched her back twice and asked, "Is it okay here?"

(End of this chapter)