I am a super cop

Chapter 600 Mercury retrograde is irreversible

Under Aunt Liu's strong request, Gu Chen still left her phone number in exchange for Aunt Liu's change in her opinion of the police.

And Aunt Liu left with satisfaction after she succeeded.

Ding Junsheng on the side couldn't stop laughing, he also hooked Gu Chen's shoulder and said: "I said cousin, today cousin is an eye-opener."

Gu Chen shrank his head back: "How to say?"

"That's old..." Ding Junsheng was about to speak, but the words stopped suddenly.

He quickly ran all the way to the door, and after making sure that Aunt Liu had left completely, he slammed the iron door of the yard, leaned directly on the iron door, and said with a smile: "It's just this old witch who can bicker with her a few times at ordinary times." This counts for every round."

Ding Junsheng couldn't help giving a thumbs up...

"So?" Gu Chen asked him.

"So? So you are this."

Speaking of this, Ding Junsheng directly gave thumbs up with both hands, then pouted his buttocks, directly used the rebound force, bounced himself in front of Gu Chen, punched Gu Chen's chest, and said with a smile:

"As far as you are concerned, I can see that your charm in school can still continue to this day."

"Just this old witch, you heard it just now, your cousin has been her neighbor for many years, right? He is the unlucky child of the Ding family who keeps his mouth shut."

"I'm not unlucky. I have no regrets in my youth. I'm still a winner in life."

"puff!"

He also heard his cousin complaining about injustice, so Gu Chen couldn't help laughing out loud: "I said, cousin, how deep is your grievance with Aunt Liu? Didn't you also smash the window of her house with stones back then?"

"That's not true." Ding Junsheng quickly waved his hands and explained: "An old witch like this, among the children in our community, who would not hide from her? Anyone who dares to approach her house is a god."

"But again, Feng Shui turns around. Back then, the old witch was used to being domineering, and she was considered a bully in the local area. Now she has been reduced to being bullied by thieves. Haha, it's very cool to think about it, isn't it?"

Thinking about Aunt Liu's complaint just now, Ding Junsheng not only has no sympathy, but feels that these thieves are doing justice for the sky.

Thinking of the scene when he was chased and beaten all over the street by Aunt Liu with a broom, Ding Junsheng felt relieved.

"Cousin, are you so enlightened?" Gu Chen raised his eyebrows, but couldn't help teasing: "Your cousin and I are the police, and you actually stand in line with the thief?"

"It's different." Ding Junsheng patted Gu Chen's shoulder with his hips on his hips, and said, "As the saying goes, an enemy's enemy is a friend. Although I also hate thieves, I still enjoy watching the old witch suffer. ,Goose, Goose, Goose, Goose……"

Thinking of this, Ding Junsheng couldn't help laughing again.

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In the early morning of the next day, Gu Chen came to the Furong branch early.

Due to the shift change yesterday, after Gu Chen returned home, he specially brought some home snacks to distribute to everyone.

Seeing that there were not many people in the three groups of offices at the moment, Gu Chen simply put the snacks on everyone's tables.

When it was finished, Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha walked in arm in arm.

Seeing Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei couldn't wait to ask him: "Junior Brother Gu, by the way, did your cousin go to your house for dinner yesterday?"

"Yes, my cousin's house hasn't been cleaned, so I live in my room temporarily, maybe for a few days." Gu Chen said with a smile.

"Huh? Is this a snack from Senior Brother Gu's house?" Yuan Shasha also found a surprise when she came to her seat.

Gu Chen nodded with a smile, and said: "Yesterday, everyone helped me to ask for leave, so I brought some snacks for everyone. They are all favorite flavors."

"I'm very satisfied if I have a walnut caught by the door." Lu Weiwei picked up a walnut and threw it away, but also caught it instantly, and said with a smile: "I like the snacks from Junior Brother Gu's house the most."

Yuan Shasha also looked at Lu Weiwei, she couldn't help being stunned, and asked her dully: "Speaking of Senior Sister Lu, what is the meaning of the 'walnut caught in the door' that you often mention? It seems that Senior Brother Wang, Senior Brother Ding and He Brothers and the others, they also often mention it."

"This..." Lu Weiwei didn't expect Yuan Shasha to be so serious, she couldn't help laughing, and said lightly: "This will start with an interview with Zhao Bureau, but that's all in the past tense, let's not mention it Whatever."

"You just have to remember that eating walnuts from Junior Brother Gu's house will surely nourish your brain. This is the consensus of all the old comrades in our three groups, understand?"

Yuan Shasha was dumbfounded...

Although she didn't understand what Lu Weiwei was talking about, she felt very strong, and didn't dare to refute any more, so she nodded like a chicken pecking at rice: "Okay... I seem to understand."

When Yuan Shasha finished speaking, He Junchao walked in with a sad face.

He didn't even say hello to everyone, just treated everyone as air, and walked back to his seat on his own.

Lu Weiwei raised her eyebrows, tore off a piece of post-it note in an instant, hugged him into a ball, and smashed it precisely at He Junchao's head.

This move has been practiced many times to strike Lu Weiwei precisely, and she has never missed it.

"I said He Junchao, do you think we are air? You didn't say hello when you came in. What's wrong? Did you step on dog shit when you went out?"

"It's about the same." He Junchao glanced at Lu Weiwei, then quickly looked away.

"Huh?" Lu Weiwei stared blankly, and found something tricky.

So he moved like a rabbit, and quickly got up and walked around in front of He Junchao, and immediately burst out laughing and said, "Oh, why is there a bruise on the corner of your eyebrow? You said you were peeping at some girl taking a bath and got beaten up?"

"Are you just peeking at people taking a bath?" He Junchao directly refuted it back, and said angrily: "I just thought, I must be in the Mercury retrograde period recently, otherwise how could I be so unlucky?"

"Senior Brother He, Mercury retrograde?" Gu Chen also asked him curiously.

"Isn't it?" He Junchao glanced at everyone, and said helplessly: "I just changed the phone case with rivets yesterday, but I was lying down and playing with the phone at night. I missed it with my hand and hit my face. The rivets hit the brow bone directly. Then Call it a pain."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

There was a burst of laughter in the office, and Lu Weiwei and Yuan Shasha didn't bother to hold back, they just burst out laughing.

At this time, Officer Wang and Officer Ding also walked into the office one after another.

Seeing that Lu Weiwei laughed out loud in front of He Junchao in a nonchalant manner, Police Officer Wang couldn't help asking curiously, "I said Lu Weiwei, are you bullying He Junchao again?"

"I bullied him? Does He Junchao still use me to bully him? He bullied himself." Lu Weiwei said with a smile.

Officer Ding frowned, and asked weakly, "What's going on with Xiao He?"

"Mercury is retrograde, maybe it's not going well recently." Gu Chen said.

"Oh, that's true." Thinking of the Mercury retrograde period, Police Officer Ding couldn't help but look up and nodded silently.

After all, I believe in Tarot constellations, so I asked He Junchao curiously: "Since Xiao He is in the Mercury retrograde period, he has been honest recently, so as not to bite his tongue when eating. "

"Um?!"

Hearing what Police Officer Ding said, He Junchao immediately turned his head and asked, "I said, Lao Ding, how do you know that I bit my tongue while eating breakfast? Take a look."

In order to show his pity, He Junchao stuck out his tongue, and said with an innocent face: "It's just the tragedy that happened this morning."

"And it's not just today, since yesterday, I've found that I can't do anything, and I'm the best when I'm unlucky."

"Take the bus home after get off work. I fell asleep in the car and hit my head on the glass. This bag is still there."

"Also, when I got out of the car, I jumped out of the car door, but my left foot tripped over my right foot, and I fell straight down."

"Really...is it really so evil?" Lu Weiwei felt as if she was listening to a horror story, and also blinked at He Junchao.

"Is this still false? If I knew that I have entered the Mercury retrograde period since yesterday, I would definitely be careful everywhere."

"That's okay, at least you are still a little transparent." Officer Wang curled his lips and said involuntarily: "At least no one knows you on this road, right? If they knew that you were a policeman, wouldn't our police force be ashamed to death."

"Hahahaha!" Lu Weiwei laughed until her stomach ached, and quickly covered her abdomen.

He Junchao said with a look of lovelessness: "It's not over yet. When I returned home carefully, I looked left and right, for fear that some unlucky child would throw a high-altitude parabolic, and then I would be finished."

"In the end, I was careful, and finally came to the stairs of the unit, but when I stepped on the stairs, I suddenly stepped on the air and fell down. After all, I still didn't escape the disaster."

"Hiss!" Hearing this, Yuan Shasha couldn't help but gasped and asked, "Brother He, how much Yingde do you usually accumulate? Speaking of this unlucky thing... are there really so many?"

"Isn't it? It's really unlucky." He Junchao felt that he was an outcast of human beings, and he also twisted his body, and said to everyone: "From now on, I feel that I am an extraordinary person. When I check my phone Only then did I realize that, sure enough, my water is retrograde."

"This is amazing. How many people did you offend in your previous life, so that you will be unlucky in this life?" Officer Wang felt that this matter was quite mysterious.

It seems that all the lucky things were perfectly missed by He Junchao.

If this period of time is He Junchao's Mercury retrograde period, how about before?The lad didn't seem to have had much luck.

Lu Weiwei was a curious ghost, so she quickly poked He Junchao's shoulder and asked, "What about after that? Will there be any weird things to happen?"

"After that?" He Junchao tried hard to think back, and suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Yes!"

"So unlucky?" Gu Chen also felt incredible.

He Junchao smiled bitterly and said: "There are so many unlucky things, I almost forgot about them."

"Later, I took a hot shower and changed my clothes, and when I zipped my clothes, I caught my own flesh."

"I came to the dining table wearing sandals, but I accidentally touched the corner of the table with my little toe, causing great pain."

"The most unbelievable thing is that my meal was all served, but I sat on the chair and wobbled, and I fell down. I was so scared that I cried."

"Pfft hahaha..."

Lu Weiwei just laughed silly.

In the entire three groups of offices, everyone was laughing so hard that they couldn't stop.

"I...I said He Junchao, why are you laughing at me to death?" Police officer Wang also laughed so hard that he held his stomach and complained: "If you are really in such a miserable situation, then I suggest you stay at home on vacation and escape the catastrophe It's a catastrophe."

"Hee hee, I also think Brother He is not suitable for work recently. Although we can't be superstitious, we have to be in awe of gods and the like." Yuan Shasha also said.

Lu Weiwei waved her hand, and said with a sweet mouth: "He is usually not good at character, he likes to gossip after others, and asks all over the world. Who in our Furong branch has not been ridiculed by He Junchao? In other words, this is the retribution. ?”

"Nonsense, in terms of teasing, I can only be regarded as a younger brother in front of Lao Wang, right? Then why is Lao Wang okay?" He Junchao also refused to admit it.

Police Officer Wang was mentioned suddenly, and he quickly drew a line and said, "Don't mention me, I didn't say anything. I'm not very good at Mercury retrograde. The main reason is that you, He Junchao, are used to being rough and have changed your living habits. , and such a thing will not happen.”

Glancing at Gu Chen, Police Officer Wang said again: "Look at Gu Chen again. When he came to the third group, he was considered the cutest among the newcomers, right?"

"Accordingly, the newcomers have just come to our three groups, and they are all unlucky, but take a look at Gu Chen's unlucky experience?"

"Among all the probationary police officers in the same period, which one is not unlucky? But Gu Chen has a smooth journey."

Glancing at the loveless He Junchao, Police Officer Wang also said in a warning tone: "So, don't blame the Mercury retrograde if you get unlucky, I can't help myself."

"Hehe." He Junsheng also laughed dryly, clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you for your good words, I hope it's just my own carelessness, if there is no accident today, I will believe you, just wait and see Bar."

Looking back at the table, He Junsheng was stunned for a moment, and asked weakly, "Oh, by the way, who put these snacks? Just now I was patronizing bad luck, and I didn't remember to say this?"

"It's definitely not from a policewoman who admires you." Lu Weiwei glanced at Gu Chen's direction and said, "Junior Gu brought it from the supermarket at home, and there are also walnuts that were caught by the door. You should eat them." It can nourish the brain."

"Pfft!" Yuan Shasha on the side didn't dare to laugh out loud, so she could only hold back her laughter.

He Junchao nodded dully, then saluted Gu Chen and waved his hands, "Thank you brother."

"You're welcome, you should." Gu Chen said with a smile.

Yuan Shasha stood up suddenly, poked Gu Chen's back with her index finger, and asked him softly, "Hey Senior Brother Gu, your cousin came back to Jiangnan City this time, he should be here for business, right?"

"That's right, an old house sold for several million, this time I'm here to deal with the contract." Gu Chen turned his head and said.

"How many millions?" Police Officer Wang froze for a moment like a frightened bird, and then he turned around and asked, "By the way, Gu Chen, your cousin's house is so valuable? Where will you live after it's sold?"

"It's okay, this time it's an old house with a single family and courtyard on the side of Xingfu Road. It's more difficult to sell. His family has two houses of more than 100 square meters in other places in the city." Gu Chen said.

Officer Wang was dumbfounded for a moment, and finally understood the saying that people are more angry than others.

Let Gu Chen's family take advantage of the co-authorship?
So luck is related?
Police officer Wang couldn't understand why he lost?
He also shook his head and said with emotion: "It's good to have a rich relative. By the way, did you take your cousin back to his house yesterday, or to your own house?"

"First, I went to the old house on the side of Xingfu Road. The yard needs to be cleaned, otherwise it will be easy to be bargained by the buyer." Gu Chen said.

Police Officer Ding said thoughtfully, "I know a little bit about the old house over there. The location is good, but the house is a bit old, but it can be regarded as an authentic school district house. It should be sold for 500 million yuan. Bar?"

"It should be about 400 million, and the agency may draw 4 points." Gu Chen said.

When Police Officer Ding heard this, his calmness just now disappeared immediately: "Fuck, 400 million? I thought it was priceless before, but I didn't expect it to be sold for 400 million? Is this old bungalow so valuable?"

"It's about the same. I think it's good to sell it. Anyway, my cousin's family doesn't go there often, so it's still empty." Gu Chen picked up the folder and began to browse through the previous files.

Police officer Wang immediately moved to Gu Chen's side, and asked him flatteringly, "By the way, Gu Chen, you are helping your cousin, and your cousin lives in your house. After these millions are in hand, will your house be happy?" Have a share?"

"Probably not?" Gu Chen also said with a smile: "They are all relatives, and it's normal to live in my house. After all, my cousin's house was not cleaned. I just helped him clean the yard yesterday."

"Besides, my family is not short of money. My cousin can treat us to a few big meals at most."

"That's right, your cousin said yesterday that he wants to treat us to a big meal." Lu Weiwei suddenly clenched her fists in front of her chest, and said expectantly: "It seems that my cousin Gu should have noticed yesterday, I don’t know if I will be on the list to invite you to dinner?”

"Should be." Gu Chen smiled, and suddenly remembered something, so he hurriedly said: "Oh, right, it seems that the security around my cousin's old house is not good, because it is an old community, it belongs to the blind area of ​​surveillance, listen An old lady said that there are often thieves visiting.”

"It's normal, just let the police station over there take care of it." Officer Wang said.

Gu Chen shook his head with a smile, and said, "The key point is that the old lady seems to have a special opinion on our police, and she has a big temper. She doesn't seem to trust our police."

"And according to her own account, it seems that the house was often burglarized, and she still hasn't disappeared after reporting the crime, so she has a lot of grievances."

"In addition to personality reasons, my wife ran away with others in the early years. She has lived alone for so many years, and the people around her don't have much to do with her. She feels lonely and pitiful."

"Hehe, don't you understand that?" Police Officer Wang laughed dryly, and thoughtfully said: "Poor people must have something to hate. If they are not popular, it must be their own fault, and there is nothing wrong with that."

"However, she seems to only have complaints about other police officers, not me. She also left my phone number and said that she can call me if she has any problems in the future." Gu Chen said.

"Looking for... looking for you?" Lu Weiwei heard this, and felt that the old lady felt weird, so she asked again: "Then she is so unpopular, what's the use of looking for you, and you are not responsible for that community."

"Maybe the old lady has taken a fancy to Gu Chen." He Junchao, who has always been unlucky, couldn't help but tease: "Look, Gu Chen's looks and figure are not too much to kill women, right?"

"Look at this old lady again. At such an age, she has lived alone in an old community with no human feelings for decades. Is she lonely? Is she lonely? Isn't Gu Chen's impression of her bright at this time? Xiaolu, what... "

"Bumping around?" Lu Weiwei laughed when she heard that, "Pull you down, He Junchao, I think you are evil. What does an old lady mean to Junior Brother Gu? Are you still running around like a deer?"

"Let me tell you, this kind of old lady who has experienced the warmth and coldness of human feelings has also been bumped into by a deer in the past. Maybe she was bumped to death now?"

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(End of this chapter)