The years when I opened a coffin shop in the world of Ninth Uncle

Chapter 86
early morning.

Wake up refreshed.

Xu Ping sat behind the counter, holding a big meat bun in one hand and eating rice rolls in the other.

Leisurely and comfortable.

The two sisters in the sausage noodle shop provide him with delivery service, and he can have a delicious breakfast without going out in the morning these few days.

"Master Xu, are you eating?"

Shopkeeper Sun of the grocery store next door was standing at the door, looking out.

As the saying goes, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, but when interests conflict, they are enemies.

Xu Ping looked up at him, and said casually, "Are you acting as a lobbyist for Boss Zhao again?"

Shopkeeper Sun smiled and stood at the door, not daring to come in. He just said from a distance, "How can I? I'm just a messenger. Some foreigners will come over and talk to you in person."

Your foreigner is here, it's none of my business...Xu Ping sat behind the counter and waved him to get out.

Shopkeeper Sun was bored, and when he returned to his grocery store, he dared to turn around and curse: "In two days, you dead coffin man, you will know how powerful you are."

Unfortunately, the person didn't look at the road, stepped on a lump of sticky things, and fell to the ground.

"Oh, my old waist..."

He got up and saw that there were several big sticky lumps on the ground, which turned out to be the corpses of bats.

……

Xu Ping has not been idle for the past few days. He is going to join forces with the royal family to make a big deal in Renjia Town and make the coffin shop bigger and stronger.

The main thing is to deal with Boss Zhao.

Originally, Xu Ping wanted to wipe his neck with a knife while the night was dark and the wind was high.

But that time at his home, while testing Wutongshen, Lao Zhao was punished a little, and the other party learned to behave.

The next day, he was all smiles, came to the door to apologize, and gave away a wave of wood for nothing, and was kicked out by Xu Ping at that time.

Boss Zhao was also furious on the spot, and went straight to Wanliu Town angrily.

Then, he was kicked out again by Wang Yuanwai.

He was shut down twice in a row, and now everyone in the town knows that the rich man Zhao and the pretty boy who bought the coffin got into a fight.

When Uncle Jiu heard the news, he wanted to persuade the two of them as a peacemaker.

As a result, when they heard that Xu Ping was at the Zhao Mansion, Xu Ping was pointed at with a gun by them. At that time, he was about to carry two earthen jars, Ah Piao, to the Zhao Mansion to give gifts.

Xu Ping stopped him, saying that he could handle it.

I have always been the only one to point a gun at others, yet you dare to point a gun at me.

Angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well.

But after thinking about it carefully, Xu Ping sharpened his knife and pressed the pause button, planning to change his mind first.

I learned from Wutongshen's story that it is more refreshing to let a person feel desperate before dying than to kill him directly.

This wave is called murder.

So Xu Ping began to inquire from many sources, and it turned out that Boss Zhao relied on the timber business, and the freight business was also doing well.

At the same time, he knew his ambitions.

Enter the provincial capital.

It just so happens that foreigners want to open a goods store in this land, similar to a logistics center.

This time, the thunder hit the ground, Ximen bumped into the golden lotus, and they hooked up.

This is why foreigners will cooperate with him.

……

After breakfast, Xu Ping went straight to the backyard.

Xu Ping selected five paper figurines from his paper figurine brothers, and Xu Ping planned to strengthen them.

At present, the paper figurines who have relied on his 30-year practice are all extremely powerful. To deal with ordinary people, hitting ten is like sprinkled water.

Ordinary evil things are not opponents.

However, they also have a fatal shortcoming, that is, they are inseparable from the common problem of paper and are afraid of water.

And the next thing he wanted to do was to target the Zhao family's business, which happened to be doing work in the water.

It is not easy for paper to be waterproof.

These days, I don't know where to find waterproofing agent. As for mixing it myself, forget it, my chemical knowledge is really limited.

But he also has a way.

In waterproofing agent, wax plays a big role.

Fortunately, there are as many of these things as there are in the shop, and he has dissolved a lot of them, filling a large bucket of wax oil.

Then, in the wax oil, I added a chemical ingredient that I prepared myself—zhenqi!
Apply the wax oil containing true qi on the body surface of the five paper figurines, and the surface feels shiny and greasy to the touch, which feels good to the touch.

A basin of water was poured on it, and the paper figurine smiled, but it was not affected at all.

Looking at his masterpiece, Xu Ping hadn't had time to enjoy himself when a broken Chinese sound came from outside.

"Liaoban in the Bianli, do you live in a house?"

Xu Ping walked out from the backyard, and there was a golden lion king standing in the shop, wearing a tuxedo with a slit butt, blue pupils, a straight nose, and a smile on the corner of his mouth.

It seems quite polite.

Hope!
It has almost become Xu Ping's habit to use the Qi Watching Technique whenever he sees someone.

It works, and it also works for foreigners... The blue airflow around it means that the water vapor is heavy, and it should come by water.

However, there is a ray of red light mixed in it, which has killed someone recently.

Apart from this, there is no other air current, not werewolves, priests, demons, vampires, or individuals
Staring at the revolver on his waist, Xu Ping smiled: "Can you speak Chinese?"

There was a man in a suit standing beside him, he took a step forward and said, "Mr. Henry's Chinese is average, I can translate."

As he said that, the translator began to look at the coffin shop, and even wanted to walk to the backyard.

"Boom, boom, boom!" Xu Ping said calmly as he tapped his knuckles on the counter, "Let me remind you first, I won't guarantee whether you can come out after entering the backyard."

In the backyard of his house, even the sisters of the Yang family who came to deliver breakfast, never dared to step into it again.

The interpreter was stunned for a moment, a little unresponsive, and looked through the door curtain to see the paper figurine standing in the backyard.

And at the feet of the paper figurine, there was a snake-like animal, staring at him with small mung bean eyes.

Seeing this scene in broad daylight, he felt a gust of cold wind blowing on the back of his head.

He subconsciously withdrew his steps, ran back quickly to the back of the Golden Retriever Lion King, coughed a few times, and said, "Boss Zhao must have told you everything, can you make a price?"

Xu Ping looked at the two people in front of him.

The golden retriever looked at him with a kind smile on his face, and the translator pretended to be a tiger, looking at people with his nostrils.

Perhaps it was the sorrow of the times, but he was inexplicably irritable.

"Since Boss Zhao didn't make it clear to you, let me say it again, I have no intention of selling this shop." Xu Ping's tone was cold, and there was no room for debate.

The translator was stunned for a moment, the golden retriever turned his head and chattered at him, and then he chattered at the golden retriever again.

Xu Ping, who has received a university education, can understand English.

Extracting the dialogue between the two, the general meaning is:
Golden Retriever: "What is he talking about?"

Translation: "His price is high, I will negotiate with him again."

Golden Retriever: "Stop talking, I'm not short of money."

Xu Ping interjected: "Get out."

The golden retriever named Henry's complexion changed drastically, and there was obviously anger surging, and a fierce light flashed in his deep eyes.

But in the next moment, he suppressed it very well, and at the same time, saved his own life.

He walked out of the shop angrily, and the interpreter chased after him, and there were bursts of "Fake" from time to time.

Suddenly,

The crowd on the street boiled, surrounded by a team of police officers, and the cart in the middle seemed to be pushing something.

"Wow, is this a bat demon? It's so white and big."

"Why is the bat demon's legs so dark?"

"What do you know? It's a Western thing called stockings. I think I'm in a kiln in the provincial capital where Chinese and Western styles are combined..."

Henry froze in place, looking at the figure on the cart in disbelief, with two angers in his eyes, he called out a name in a daze.

"Julie..."

……

Xu Ping stood at the door of the shop, looking at it quietly.

He knew exactly what was being pushed on the cart, it was the female vampire he had thrown into the wild.

Last night, he originally planned to destroy the corpse.

But after thinking about it, it was not unusual for a vampire to suddenly appear in the town. Maybe this corpse could blow up something.

Sure enough, judging by the look on this golden-haired Henry, he must have known him.

This battle is getting bigger and bigger, and even foreign demons and ghosts are coming.

Fun!

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(End of this chapter)