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Chapter 47

What the hell is this?

This is not a master, this is simply an evil spirit!
Yang Tianshu looked at Wu Liangjin in horror, and saw that after he took off the mask, his long blood-red tongue flung out like a long silk.

This made Wu Liangjin look like a hanged ghost, very weird and terrifying.

Yang Tianshu was really taken aback, he instinctively opened the door to run.

When he heard the driver talk about Wu Datong just now, he thought it was just Wu Liangjin who might be a little slurred when he spoke, so everyone gave him the nickname Big Tongue.

But now it seems that this Wu Liangjin is really worthy of the name, he is a real big tongue.

"Hey... baby, don't go, don't be afraid, your friend Chen Feng has seen me, I just look a little scary, but I don't eat people, what are you afraid of..."

Although Wu Liangjin said this with a smile, it also made him look even more ferocious and terrifying.

Yang Tianshu's mind was blank, and his only thought was to run.

It's a pity that Yang Tianshu's one foot was about to step out, but Wu Liangjin grabbed it, and then his long tongue immediately wrapped around Yang Tianshu's waist and abdomen, pulling him towards him.

Yang Tianshu didn't have any strength to resist at all, and was directly rolled into his arms.

At this time, Yang Tianshu was so frightened that he couldn't help but imagine the horror scene where Wu Liangjin would eat him next.

But Wu Liangjin didn't really roll his tongue into his mouth, but withdrew his tongue and said with a smile:

"Son, I have told you that the business I do is called Tasting Mountain People, and my tongue is not born like this, let alone a monster. It is just because I have been engaged in this business all year round, which caused my tongue It got longer and longer, and finally turned into what it is now, and you can’t blame me for that!”

Yang Tianshu was still in shock, curled up on the seat like a rabbit, kept leaning inward, and murmured:
"Ah? What... What is Changshanren? I've never heard of it... What on earth do you do? Why did you become like this?"

Wu Liangjin was trying his best to be kind and friendly at this time, and his tone was very gentle, but Yang Tianshu still felt timid. He swallowed and looked at the other party vigilantly.

Wu Liangjin was still smiling, and continued:

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, in fact, it's normal that you haven't heard of my profession.

But I'm really not a bad person, and I'm the only one who can help you grow taller,

Since my grandfather, he has been a famous mountain taster in this area.The so-called mountain taster, as the name suggests, is to judge the slope of the mountain, the natural environment, the terrain, the trend of Fengshui, etc. by tasting the taste of the mountain soil.

In the early years, with this skill, my grandfather often partnered with those old wrestlers who were fighting for money, looking for money together.You should know that my family's ancestral craftsmanship is even more powerful than those gold-touching captains shown on TV. If you want to find a feng shui treasure point, it's easy to find! "

"Er...but since you are from Changshan, what does it have to do with being tall?" Yang Tianshu was even more uneasy when he heard Wu Liangjin's mysterious words.

"Don't interrupt, listen to me. Later, because of strict control, this business is not easy to do. My grandfather even got into the chant because of inversion, and finally died in it.

So when it came to my father's generation, I stopped doing inverting, and changed my face to become Mr. Yin Yang, helping people with Feng Shui and finding the treasured place of Feng Shui for burial.

Although he did not earn as much as before, he also saved a considerable amount of wealth.Later, my father passed on this craft to me, and I also started to travel around, helping others to look at Feng Shui and counting treasures.

At the very beginning, I made a little money, and my life was pretty good.It's a pity that I should never have done it. I fell in love with a stinky broken shoe. In less than a year, my savings and ancestral property were all cheated by her. In the end, I had to go back to my hometown and live in this old house inside. "

Wu Liangjin said, with a look of loneliness on his face.

Although he said it was because the girl was cheated out of her family property, Yang Tianshu was more willing to believe what the motorcycle driver said.

After all, the stubbornness and reluctance of a gambler on this guy's face have been unreservedly revealed when he recalled it. Wu Liangjin picked up a chicken claw bone from the table, stuffed it in his teeth and poked it back and forth, and then continued said:
"Back to my hometown, I started to try out the surrounding mountains, to see if I could find a fat bucket, and to pick up the work of the Tufuzi again.

The word early adopters is our lingo, that is, to taste the soil quality, age, trend and so on of the mountain first.But during this early adopter, I accidentally discovered an interesting mountain, which is the big mountain behind my house now, Laowo Mountain, also called Jiashi Mountain.

This mountain is very interesting. When I tasted the mountain for the first time, I didn't think there was anything wrong. I just found that the soil and mountain here are very suitable for mushroom growth, but it is not suitable for burial, and it is impossible to find a place Nice dragon vein.

So I felt a little disappointed, and quickly went down the mountain and left. After all, when I went back to my hometown this time, I just wanted to find a fat bucket to earn some money. If I was asked to pick mushrooms to buy them, even if I was killed, I would not be able to go. dry.

So, I gave up this mountain and continued to try new things on other mountains around.Out of habit, I have liked this kind of mountain soil with a sweet taste since I was a child. At that time, because the soil of Laowo Mountain tasted good, I kept containing this mountain soil all the way home until it was completely melted.

But what I didn't expect was that when I woke up the next day, I got up to drink water normally, but at this time I suddenly felt that my mouth seemed to be swollen, very uncomfortable, as if someone had stuffed it in my mouth A ball of cotton went in.

I licked it with my tongue, only to find that my tongue touched my own lips.

I hurried to look in the mirror, and unexpectedly found that my tongue had grown significantly, and I was able to lick my nose directly.

To be honest, I was also taken aback at the time, thinking that I had accidentally been stung by some poisonous insect.

But after I calmed down for a while, I quickly remembered that the situation I encountered now should be the Qizhang Mountain mentioned by my ancestors!
Although this kind of peak called Qizhang Mountain looks no different from ordinary mountains, but near the eye of this kind of mountain, it has a very magical function, which can lengthen the body parts that have been in contact with the mountain for a long time.

If you find a mountain eye and bury the whole body of a living person near the mountain eye, within a week, the person's body will grow into a tall man.

When I thought of this, I was very happy, and quickly returned to Laowo Mountain. After some twists and turns, I found the mountain eye here.

In order to confirm my guess, I took another small piece of soil and tasted it.As a result, my tongue grew again the next day, and this time it was significantly longer than the last time, and the effect was obviously better.

After I found the mountain eye, I suddenly had an idea, since this Qizhang mountain can make people grow taller, and now there are so many children who are too short in stature and are always bullied and laughed at, then I might as well help them get rid of their troubles, Why not help them grow taller? "

Hearing this, Yang Tianshu's eyes widened. Although this story sounded too outrageous, it was the only reason why his little friend Chen Feng could grow so tall in such a short period of time.

"So... You relied on this Qizhang Mountain to help Chen Feng grow taller?" Yang Tianshu asked in surprise.

"That's right, I buried him in the eye of the mountain, and he grew so tall in only three days. In fact, he wasn't the only one, I also helped many people grow taller.

Look at my tongue, because the eye of the mountain is always changing. In order to find the eye of the mountain, every time I bury someone, I have to taste the mountain first, which makes my tongue longer and longer.Today, I have helped more than ten children grow taller.You, you have found the right person this time! "Wu Liangjin said with a smile.

Yang Tianshu was surprised and delighted, he didn't expect to encounter such a strange person, so he quickly took Wu Liangjin's hand and asked:
"Then master, can you also bury me in the mountain?"

Wu Liangjin smiled mysteriously, rubbed his fingers and said:

"Of course, but after all, Changci Mountain has caused too much harm to my body, so I have to give me a suitable reward!"

"Okay! No matter how much, I'm willing!" Yang Tianshu vowed to agree.

(End of this chapter)