Global Weird

"..."

"Longji, long time no see. Look, how many years have passed from the old era to the new era. What a coincidence, we met again, haha."

"..."

"Uh... the dragon halberd?"

"..."

No response.

In the garden by the lake, the red-haired woman in a white dress was still watering the flowers on her own. Facing Ares' continuous proactive greetings, she didn't even respond at all, or even glanced at them.

Li Guanqi didn't speak from the beginning to the end.

He just walked out of the woods slowly, came to the outside of the garden by the lake, watched the red-haired woman watering the flowers carefully, and waited quietly.

He is patient and quiet.

But in his mind, it was not so quiet at this time.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Shunkong let out a mocking laugh, "Broken knife, broken knife, did you see that, people don't even take birds with them, and they just let them say hello, and they didn't hold back after shouting once, and they shouted three times in a row. People don’t even bother to take a look at it, so in the words of the master’s time, isn’t it just licking a dog hahahaha!”

"..."

Hearing this, Li Guanqi tilted his head and thought about it.

It seems that it is not enough, right?
"Cough cough."

Suddenly, Shunkong cleared his throat, and then let out a deep voice, imitating Ares' greeting just now: "Hey, long time no see, Longji...hahahahahaha!
Turtle shell, do you see me as a bird? You haven't seen me for a long time, and you shamelessly said that you are an old friend with me?It made me think you two knew each other very well hahahaha! "

"Shut up, useless support type!"

Ares, who was furious, cursed.

"Hey, hey, let's play and play, and make trouble. Seriously, we can't be licking dogs."

At this moment, Demon Knife also joked with a smile: "And it's fine to be a dog licker, and you don't want to be a wife's dog licker... Oh no, it should be, Dragon Wife?"

"Fuck! Damn it, don't talk nonsense! What kind of wife?!"

Ares' voice suddenly brought a little panic.

"Isn't that obvious?"

The magic knife was surprised and said: "Didn't you see the tombstone next to it? The tomb of Aaron, I followed the former host. When I was still in the Sakura Shogunate, I heard the legend of Aaron. By the side of the Dragon King, I followed him all the year round. A red-haired oriental woman.

Red hair, oriental features, woman.

Isn't this the appearance of the Dragon Ji when it transforms into a human form?

This place is God's Island, a place dedicated to artifacts like Dragon Ji, and the tomb is next to Long Ji's wooden house. Who else could have erected this monument if it wasn't Dragon Ji?
She called Aaron's beloved husband, so she herself was Aaron's beloved wife!
Instantaneous, don't you think? "

"alright."

Shun Kong laughed unabated and mocked: "Don't sprinkle salt on Ares's wounds, I'm probably mentally broken now, it's a pity that our artifact doesn't have the function of shedding tears, otherwise this guy would probably cry in his arms. "

"..."

Hearing this, Li Guanqi quickly looked at the black clothes on his body which had been transformed from the Armor of Ares.

Fortunately, not wet.

"I do not believe."

Ares was silent for a long time before finally speaking, "Aaron is a dragon, a fucking dragon, how could Longji fall in love with a dragon?!"

"Uh, um, who can tell me what the word 'dragon' in her name 'Dragon Ji' means?"

Hearing Ares' doubts, Li Guanqi also became a little confused.

"No, no, these two things have nothing to do with each other."

Shunkong explained: "The first owner of the dragon halberd was an oriental god named Gao Long, and her body was a Fangtian painted halberd, but her master didn't give her a name. Calling her 'Dragon Ji' is just because there is a dragon in her master's name."

"Don't even bother to take the name?"

Li Guanqi frowned slightly.

Not to mention artifacts with high intelligence, even if a mortal holds a sword made of ordinary iron, he will get a name after using it for a long time.

"Not all gods regard artifacts as friends."

Shunkong said calmly: "The owner of the dragon halberd even asked the craftsman to block her ability to speak when he was building her. That guy named Gao Long just regarded the dragon halberd as a painting halberd.

Later, Gao Long traded her with another god, exchanging artifacts with each other.

After the dragon halberd changed its master, it was recast once before gaining the ability to speak.

And her second master didn't know what to think, and didn't choose a name, or that guy directly took 'Dragon Ji' as her real name. "

"In terms of artifacts, is this a rough fate for her?" Li Guanqi asked softly.

"You can think so." Instantaneously replied.

"No! Longji doesn't like others to treat her like that."

Ares' voice was serious.

"Alright, alright."

Listening to him, Shunkong couldn't help laughing again, "What do you like, it's none of your business to lick the dog?"

"Malaka!"

Aris suddenly became angry, "You can fucking shut up! If you don't speak, no one will think you are a mute as an auxiliary type!"

"What? Malaka? What do you mean?"

I was taken aback for a moment.

"Greek, bastard, shit, grass, damn."

Demon Knife lazily said: "Basically, it can be interpreted as a few meanings. Doesn't the God of War guy like Greek culture very much? This thing is the mantra of the God of War. Ares should learn from the God of War. Don't let it go in the blink of an eye. That said, they forced out their Greek language."

"Oh! Malaka!"

Shun Kong's voice was full of laughter, "Hey, broken knife, teach me a few more words, how do you say licking a dog in Greek?"

"Hahahahahaha!"

As soon as this remark came out, Shunkong and Modao burst into laughter, filling Li Guanqi's mind with a cheerful atmosphere.

At this moment, the noise in Li Guanqi's mind was in stark contrast to the silence outside.

In their minds, Shunk Kong and Mo Dao were still laughing at Ares.

In the outside world, the woman with red hair and waist-length white dress is still standing in the depths of the garden, holding a shower, watering the flowers meticulously, as if she is doing something extremely important.

Dragon Ji, an artifact in human form.

"By the way, why haven't I seen you take human form?"

Li Guanqi asked curiously in his mind.

"Uh, then I'll change one for you now?" Shun Kong hesitated.

"Can you all change?" Li Guanqi was taken aback.

"Well, you can basically say that."

Shunkong pondered, "But there is a difference, the magic knife Xiaoxue and I turned into human forms, it can only be called illusion, if you want to exert the power of the artifact, you must change back to the original body.

But the artifact of Ares is different.

They have the ability of 'mimesis', which can truly change the ontology into human form.

You can understand that Ares can not only become an armor, but also a human sandbag, punching two punches or something. "

"Then why have you never changed your human form?" Li Guanqi asked puzzled.

"Uh, so why do we have to change into human form?" Shunk Kong seemed puzzled as well.

"because……"

Li Guanqi was speechless.

That's right, the bodies of these artifacts are just pieces of equipment, why do they have to be transformed into human forms?
Uh, wait, it doesn't seem quite right.

"Shun Kong, I remember you told me before that the thoughts and aesthetics of your artifacts are all customized according to the standards of human gods?"

Li Guanqi asked suspiciously, "Since that's the case, why don't you like turning into a human form?"

"Is there a conflict between the two?"

Shun Kong was still a little confused, "Our aesthetics are human aesthetics. We are artifacts, so we like to maintain the shape of the artifact itself. Is there a conflict?"

"do not have it?"

Li Guanqi's face was filled with disbelief.

"Have it?"

Instantly stunned.

"Don't fucking talk about this meaningless stupid question anymore! Master, look quickly, she is about to finish watering the flowers!"

At this time, Ares' voice sounded, interrupting the discussion between Li Guanqi and Shunkong.

Hearing this, Li Guanqi immediately turned his head to look.

In the garden, there were crystal drops of water on the surface of all kinds of flowers, as if they were evenly covered by rain and dew. And the red-haired woman stood in the deepest part of the garden, and she didn't bend down to water the flowers anymore, but took it easy. Slowly start walking back.

"Master, I want to transform into a human form! Is it possible?"

Ares asked.

"of course."

Li Guanqi smiled and nodded, and jokingly said, "Under special circumstances, I allow you to become more handsome than me."

"Om-"

As soon as the words fell, the black clothes on his body shone with white light, turning into a white light ball and falling on the ground beside him.

Immediately afterwards, the white ball of light quickly grew taller, gradually taking on a human shape, and finally turned into a tall, handsome blond guy.

He has a deep and handsome western face, wearing a set of luxurious platinum noble robes.

This is Ares in human form.

At this time, Ares was standing next to Li Guanqi. Not only was he more handsome than him, he was even taller than him, making Li Guanqi seem to be a complete foil—obviously this guy did it on purpose.

But Li Guanqi didn't care about these either.

He lowered his head, looked at the only white base coat and black trousers left on his body, and casually took a black robe from the space necklace and put it on again.

The "exclusive" set of conjurers - black hooded robes.

"call--"

Ares stood next to Li Guanqi, looking at the depths of the garden, the red-haired woman slowly walking towards him, kept taking deep breaths, as if she was very nervous.

"Relax, brother."

Seeing this scene, Li Guanqi couldn't help but smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Although I don't know what happened to you two before, but since we are old friends, why are you nervous?"

"Uh-huh!"

Ares nodded heavily.

In the garden, the red-haired woman came slowly with a shower.

Li Guanqi didn't notice until then that she had a pair of beautiful red vertical pupils, which had a kind of bright beauty.

Soon, this glamorous woman was right in front of her eyes.

As she got closer, the look in Ares' eyes became brighter.

"dragon……"

"Shut up, change back, it's an eyesore."

Before Ares finished speaking, the red-haired woman who walked out of the garden said something coldly, with a chill in her voice that no one should enter.

"Om-"

As soon as the words fell, Ares, who had just turned into a human form, turned into black again and returned to Li Guanqi.

Li Guanqi, who put on two coats at once, suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

But he felt that the most uncomfortable person at this time should be Ares, right?
"Oh, poor turtle shell, don't cry, at least you still have us."

In his mind, Shunk Kong stopped laughing and began to comfort him instead.

However, his level of consolation seems to be comparable to that of Li Guanqi.

"Hey, hey, Ares, can you at least have some backbone when riding a horse?"

Mo Dao hates iron and steel to the extreme, "The girl, you get out of here after saying a word? Are you too bad? I'm not talking about you, but you are really cool, buddy."

"Just be careful what you say, okay?"

Ares said displeased: "What is 'that lady'? Can't speak or is she of low quality? Can't I call 'that lady'?"

"Forget it, you are completely hopeless, dog licking man."

The magic knife sighed.

"Huh? Wait."

Suddenly, Shunkong seemed to think of something, and said in surprise: "Isn't Xiaoxue his sister? Xiaoxue said before that she hates dragon halberds, but Ares likes dragon halberds. What's the strange relationship here, you two? Can you say a few words?"

"It's complicated."

Ares sighed.

"I don't want to mention her!"

Xiaoxue said in a muffled voice.

"..."

Li Guanqi did not participate in the noise in his mind.

He just stood there, quietly watching the red-haired woman go into the wooden house, put the shower in place, then tidy up the table in the hall, cleared the debris, served the tea set, and poured two cups of scented tea .

"come in."

The red-haired woman looked at Li Guanqi outside the house, and said calmly: "In the Dragon's Nest, it's the first time I've seen a patient guy like you. The previous giant dragons didn't even have the patience to wait for me to finish watering the flowers."

"You're doing something, I'll wait for you to finish it, that's all."

Li Guanqi walked into the room with a smile, and nodded slightly to her, "Hi, I'm Li Guanqi, a human being."

"Dragon Halberd, an artifact."

The red-haired woman opened the chair and sat down, "Sit down, don't be restrained, there is tea for you, if you like, you can drink it."

After that, she picked up a cup of scented tea and began to drink it on her own.

"Thank you."

Li Guanqi immediately sat across from her and took a sip from his teacup.

Indescribable taste.

A little sweet, but with a slightly bitter aftertaste.

"So, I have passed the first level?"

Li Guanqi put down his teacup, looked at Longji on the opposite side, and said with a light smile, "So, how can I pass the level completely and get your approval? Why don't you be more direct, Ms. Longji?"

"My approval?"

Long Ji also put down his teacup, shook his head and laughed, "I don't think that a human being who possesses many artifacts and recognizes his master needs my approval. I'm serious, Mr. Li Guanqi."

"I do have many artifact friends."

Li Guanqi looked at her and said seriously: "But I also need your help, Ms. Longji, if you want, I hope I can take you out of here and fight side by side."

"..."

Long Ji was silent.

Li Guanqi didn't rush, just waited quietly.

"leave here?"

After a long time, Longji looked out of the house, his eyes were in a daze, "But... I have been here, and I have been with my husband for many, many years."

From her perspective, she could clearly see the peach blossom grove not far away, and the tombstone engraved with the words "Tomb of Eve Aaron".

"No way?! You really married a dragon?!"

Hearing this, Ares on Li Guanqi's body finally couldn't control himself, the white light burst out, and he appeared in front of Longji once again in human form, looking at her in disbelief, "Why, why?!"

"Do I need to explain this to you?"

Long Ji glanced at him, there was no emotion in those beautiful red eyes.

If you have to say something, you may only be disgusted.

"I……"

Ares' complexion changed slightly, and then he lowered his head in frustration.

Some words, want to say, also need a stand.

And poor Ares didn't even have the stance to question Longji's marriage.

"..."

Long Ji ignored Ares, but looked into Li Guanqi's eyes, but he was not looking at him, but at another artifact in his body.

"Xiaoxue, long time no see, why don't you come out for a chat? By the way, teach your idiot brother a lesson and tell him to stop messing around."