Take the hospital back to ancient times

Chapter 264 The Biggest Joke of Imperial College

Those who can enter the six colleges of the Imperial College are actually not "amateurs". Everyone has a certain foundation to some extent.

For example, the "martial arts academy" only recruits young people from the military or major families who have a foundation in martial arts. They really don't have any kung fu at all, and the martial arts academy will not recruit them.

The same is true for the "Painting Academy" and "Character Academy". The students recruited are not those who have passed the college entrance examination, but those who are recommended by major families from various places, and they are often well-known young men or young ladies.

In the same way, the same is true for "medical colleges". All the students recruited are recommended by major medical families or medical officials from various prefectures. People without any medical background cannot enter the Imperial College, and this is not a place for basic education.

So even if people like Pan Mingguang got the C grade, they still answered some questions correctly. The handwriting was not beautiful, but it was quite satisfactory.

According to the rules of the Guozijian, the grades are only A, B, and C. There have been "D"s in the past, and that is because the students have made huge mistakes and the Guozijian is not going to issue diplomas.

As for "gui" and so on, this has never appeared since the Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties, to the Qin, Han, Sui and Tang dynasties, and to today's Great Zhou Dynasty.

Wu Zhiye and Chen Buer jointly created a historical record.

Not surprisingly, this matter will definitely be recorded by the official historian, and it will also "flow (yi) Fang (chou) hundreds (wan) generations (nian)" in the future.

Not to mention the excitement of the students of the Imperial College, even the professors stopped attending classes and organized a group to visit the medical school.

Qin Siye mixed in the crowd, and when he saw the big "白" at the end of the grade school, the corners of his mouth twitched. He felt that what he said to Wu Zhiye was regarded as farting.

Among the crowd, Cui Boye, Cui Bohe, and Yu Minxue were the happiest.

Standing under the grade list, surrounded by the crowd, became a free "instructor" of the medical school, and vigorously publicized the zero score of the exam for Chen Buer.

Pan Mingyue stood far away, her whole face blushing.

And the female students around her were already laughing like crazy:

"Mingyue, your family, Chen Buer, is so funny, he actually passed the test, hahaha."

"Yeah, I laughed so hard. I've lived so long, and I've never seen Gui et al. Chen Buer is like no one before, and no one will come after."

"Does he know medical skills? Is it true that he is illiterate?"

"Hahaha~~~~~~"

The happier others were, the more annoyed Pan Mingyue was. What annoyed her was that when the guy talked about medical theory, he usually had a set of tricks, so why didn't he pass the exam?
Gui and so on, zero points, the signboard of Jingshitang will be demolished by him, I believe that within half a day, it will be spread all over Bianliang City.

Even bringing her along would be embarrassing.

Her eyes scanned the crowd, looking for where this prodigal son who became famous overnight, um, it should be four prodigal sons.

Three of the descendants of the dignified Bianliang's five major medical centers failed three of the exams, and one handed in a blank paper. This result is unjustifiable anyway.

What is Chen Buer doing now?He is teaching Chai Zijin how to play poker in the dormitory.

"to five"

"to eight"

"Do not"

"Seventh brother, everyone is watching our jokes, what should I do?"

"Just look at it, you have the face to drive a tank, are you afraid of being laughed at?"

"Seventh brother, you have the nerve to say, we are a B after all, but you are a K, hahaha, this cold-faced judge can do it well, and actually gave such a score."

As we talked, we couldn't play this card anymore, and several people were lying on the bed laughing together.

Chen Buer was also mentally prepared, and handed in a blank paper. If it was his previous life, he would have to be expelled from school, and he would not be given the chance to make up the exam.

What are these exam questions?
"Lung governs descending, where to spread downwards"

"Acupoints can be divided into three categories"

"The Function of Bu Zhong Yi Qi Decoction"

"Diarrhea for a long time, dizziness, prolapse of the anus, shortness of breath and fatigue, abdominal distension, what are the symptoms?" "

Those who understand think that such a basic question is to send sub-questions, even the final case analysis is not too difficult (Pan Mingyue said)

But for a doctor of Western medicine, the above topic is a bible. He doesn't understand it, and he can't even make it up.

Some people also say that if you don’t know how to learn, you have to learn from the beginning after being reborn, but you must know that it is really painful for Western doctors to learn the theory of Chinese medicine.

Because they already have a complete set of mature medical theories in their minds, it is very difficult to learn a completely different set of medicine at this time.

There are also "West transfers" in the hospital, but they are only for students or promotion titles, and no one will really use the knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine in clinical practice.

There are also "traditional Chinese and Western medicine majors" in universities. Let alone the unscientific setting of such majors, in medical universities, such majors are becoming less and less.

Even if you have majored in Chinese and Western medicine, in fact, basically 90% of the students are engaged in Western medicine after graduation.

After all, the human brain is not a computer. As long as the computer has a large enough disk and enough partitions, theoretically there is no pressure to install two systems. ?

Well, of course he was too lazy.

Chai Zijin was also dazed while playing cards. In his mind, this Chen Qige's medical skills were astonishing, especially he could cure intestinal abscess and gastric bleeding, and it was said that he could also cure men's ineffective diseases!

How could such a person who can be called a genius doctor score zero in the exam?

He suspected that this was Chen Qige's hiding his clumsiness, because the master taught him the principle that if a tree is beautiful in the forest, the wind will destroy it;

Chai Zijin glanced at Chen Buer with a calm face, and told himself in his heart that it must be like this, Brother Qi just didn't want to make a high profile.

Chen Bu'er didn't know the inner drama of the little fan next to him, but he yelled:
"Wait, Zijin, you should have a straight. Look, you've been suppressed, right? We've all lost a lot of money."

"Oh, it's okay, it's mine if you lose, and it's ours if you win."

Chen Buer exclaimed: "Look, what a good boy!"

Just as the five of them hid in the room to entertain themselves, suddenly the door was opened, and Chen Shui ran in in a panic:

"Young master, are you still in the mood to play? Now the sky is blowing up outside, and even the imperial school next door has people rushing over to watch the excitement, what should I do? You will definitely be beaten to death by the second master when you go back."

"It's okay, as long as I can earn gold, my father can't beat me to death. By the way, why are you here?"

"Mr. Wu said, let's get ready. After lunch, we will go to Huimin Pharmacy in Xijiaofang. He said he wants to test our medical skills?"

(End of this chapter)