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Chapter 93
In the game "League of Legends", each hero has its own unique skill set.For example, Soraka, the Son of the Stars, has a big move that adds blood to the whole map, and the magic crystal arrow of the ice shooter Ashe can stun people for up to 3.5 seconds. The bouncing between opponents can not only increase the blood of teammates, but also make the opponent lose blood.

It is these unique skill settings that constitute the complex and changeable war world of "League of Legends".

Many heroes are loved and hated because of their unique skills.

Among them, there was a hero who was so hated that he gritted his teeth and even said: Team battles can be lost, crystals can be blown up, ranks can be lost, and it must die!

It is the famous yordle who dies millions of times in Summoner's Rift every day, Teemo the Swift Scout!
In the world of "League of Legends", yordles are warm and friendly, and they like to live in isolation.Most yordles live in Bandle City.Bandle City was built in an isolated canyon in the southeast surrounded by the Sable Mountains, and it is also the oldest city-state in "League of Legends".

The biggest characteristic of Yordles is that they are not tall.

All yordles are small.

Timo, a small man, is exceptionally different.

In the game settings, its passive skill is called Invisible Wings/Guerrilla Armament, if Teemo stands still without any damage within 1.5 seconds, he will enter the stealth state.When out of Stealth, Teemo will gain the "Surprise" buff, increasing his attack speed for 3 seconds.

Additionally, when stealth is active in brush, Teemo can move freely in brush without breaking his stealth.

That is to say, when you are hiding in the grass and preparing to ambush the enemy, it is very likely that there is a cute little Teemo of the enemy in the grass, wandering back and forth by your side, planning to take the opportunity to beat you, and you Didn't know anything about it...

Teemo has an ability called Blinding Dart, which deals magic damage and blinds the target.

Blinded targets will see a green light around their screen.

That blinding "black", that dazzling green...

Of course, this is not the most annoying thing. The most annoying thing about Teemo lies in its big move: growing mushrooms!

Teemo's "backpack" stores mushrooms, which he can throw on the ground as traps when he needs them.Whenever an enemy steps on it...

Bang!
The trap exploded and exploded in a circle!Lost blood again, and slowed down again!Still hurting!

This mushroom is planted on the ground and can last for a full 5 minutes!
In fact, when Xia Weiran first came into contact with "League of Legends", the mushrooms could last for a full 10 minutes!

Many times, the enemy is walking happily on the road, stepping on mushrooms and losing blood...

There are also some players who control the hero to kill all directions, create a magnificent record with might and invincibility, and finally escape with blood in satisfaction, and are still immersed in the pride of pentakill or super god, stepping on a mushroom.

shutdown!

Looking at the black and white screen, I was so grumpy that I had to curse on the spot...

Of course, everything has two sides. The hero who was killed by the mushroom here might scold the street, while the little Timo, who was planting mushrooms on the other side, squatted in the spring to take the head.
Xia Weiran's doubts now lie in: Timo, how did he become the big devil that NPC said?
Although this guy does have the skin of a "big devil", what she sees now is clearly the original Teemo wearing a cuckold.

Also, she complained in her heart: a yordle, even if it finds four yordles to carry the pole and sedan chair for it, it still doesn't have the slightest momentum...

"What a small NPC, looks like a child, right? Haha, he's wearing a cuckold! What a pure child!"

Lonely Vision laughed at Teemo's appearance.

Xia Weiran: ...

I bet, your brain is definitely not pure!
Also, you dare to laugh at Teemo, don't you know how happy it is to step on a mushroom every step of the way?
When more and more people gathered around Teemo, Teemo jumped off the sedan chair by himself.

Well, shorter.

It looked at the group of NPCs in the town: "Where is the sleeve? Hurry up and hand over the sleeve, my patience is running out!"

Timo looking for a sleeve?
What is the big devil looking for a girl for?
Xia Weiran was puzzled: Could it be that he wanted to snatch her back to be his daughter-in-law?Like bandits going down the mountain to snatch Mrs. Yazhai?
No way, that would dismantle the official match!
From the first time he saw Teemo, the swift scout, in Summoner's Canyon, Xia Weiran knew that it was a pair with another yordle, Tristana, the Melin gunner!Tristana, known as the gun girl, is a small shooter, as cute as she looks, she has fierce firepower.

Timo, if you dare to apologize to Pao Niang, I...

Xia Weiran secretly spoke harsh words in her heart, but since she had nothing to threaten Timo, the harsh words could not be put down.

During the period when Xia Weiran was adding inner drama to himself, the residents of the small town and Timo had already formed a tense situation.

"Say it one last time, hand over the sleeve, or I'll be really angry!" Timo said, throwing three mushrooms on the ground.

The villagers who were standing next to it immediately took a step back collectively.

Looking at the excitement, Lonely Vision asked curiously, "What is that?"

"Mushroom." Xia Weiran explained to him, "It will explode if you step on it."

"Oh." Lonely Yuanjing was taught, and then looked at Xia Weiran with admiration: "Xia Weiran, I found that you work very hard, you know more and more about this game now!"

Xia Weiran: ...

Ahem, it seems that she has to restrain herself a little bit.Otherwise, if you really want to get to the bottom of it, ask her where she got the game-related information, she won't be able to tell...

"Tell me, this kid, why did you find Axiu?" Lonely Yuanjing asked Xia Weiran.

Xia Weiran immediately said, "I don't know."

I really don't know this.

At this time, an old man with a long beard came out of the crowd tremblingly with a cane, came to Teemo, and talked to it through three mushrooms: "Devil Teemo, please let go of Axiu, The person she likes is Wei Mao, which has no fate with you! You guys are not suitable!"

Timo had grabbed a mushroom and put it in his hand, intending to threaten other people, but now he didn't pay attention, and threw his hand directly on his own foot: "You...you old man...how can... a filthy person be innocent! I, Where am I supposed to be with Axiu? What are you thinking? Dirty! Obscene!"

The bearded old man: ...

Town resident: ...

Xia Weiran and Lonely Yuanjing: ...

What link went wrong that caused this misunderstanding between the two parties?
On the other side, Teemo straightened his waist and shouted: "The only person I like is Tristana!"

Xia Weiran breathed a sigh of relief: It's okay, it's okay, although I don't know how that weird misunderstanding came about, at least, Timo has already stated his position, it seems that the official appointment will not be dismantled!
(End of this chapter)