Three and a half years old fast: the group pet's little milk bag is sweet and soft

Competition is everything to men. Failure in competition will have a huge psychological impact on men.

The eliminated men covered their faces and disappeared into the crowd.

There were only eight people left. Huaiqing asked these people to register their family situations, especially whether they had temperament and fiancee.

Nanzhi didn't want to cause trouble. The eldest princess stole someone else's husband or fiancée, or the wife came to make trouble.

When Nanzhi saw a man who had been studying for many years and was not even a boy, he immediately brushed it off.

The man was immediately unconvinced, "The princess doesn't want the common people just because they are not children. I didn't expect that the princess is also a vain person."

Oh ho ho...

Classic, so classic!

From ancient times to the present, when men's self-esteem is frustrated, this is the reaction, and they blame women in various ways.

Nanzhi sneered, "After studying for so many years, your family background is not good, but you have been studying, and you have never thought about the situation at home."

"I'm looking for a good face, but I don't accept everyone. I am a vain person. When you enter the princess's mansion, you will be provided with good food and drink. What are your abilities to let me accept you?"

"Just because you know how to be stubborn, let alone me, even ordinary women can't stand up to people like you who have high ambitions and low hands. They don't even know how to say nice things. What kind of status do you have, you dare to speak to me like this."

Nanzhi said lazily: "Drag him down and slap his mouth."

Cui Guo smashed his mouth.

The butler of Prince Wu's palace looked very ugly. Before he could say anything, Nanzhi took the lead and said: "I don't believe Uncle Wang would not choose such a person for me. Be careful in the future. You must have been negligent in choosing people." '

housekeeper:……

Next came the family census. Some people looked abnormal and hesitated when talking about their families.

Nanzhi narrowed his eyes: "Do you have a wife at home or a fiancée?"

"I have already said that I don't like to force people. I don't want anyone with a family background."

The man's face became even more unnatural and pale. He looked at the housekeeper and shook his head firmly, "No."

Nanzhi said to the guard: "According to the information he said, go and investigate."

The man suddenly trembled and knelt down, "The common people are guilty."

Nanzhi: "Take it down to ten big boards. I asked you again and again, but you still lied."

"Are you trying to frame me for injustice? Are you going to accuse me of robbing civilian men? Of course, I am not saying that Uncle Wang wants to frame me for injustice."

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter. Since ancient times, there have only been people who robbed women, not men.

The eldest princess talks so funny.

The housekeeper was even more angry: "This man is really hateful. He dared to deceive the palace like this. The princess is handed over to the slave and I promise to make him pay the price."

The man immediately looked at the housekeeper, and his face turned even paler. The man who was not even white at first looked like he was wearing powder.

Nanzhi waved his hand, "That can't be the case. I'm looking for a boss. Even if he doesn't meet the requirements, you can't kill him. Just give him a few warnings. Otherwise, everyone will think that I am a cruel person in the future."

"I, I just want to find a decent man who can make me happy."

Everyone:...

What kind of shame does she have to say such shameless words in public.

But no one dared to accuse him in front of the princess.

The man was wailing, being pushed down on the bench, and banging the board, making many people present tremble.

Nanzhi added: "I don't care if anyone else leaves voluntarily." Several people struggled and hesitated, but finally left.

This time, five out of eight, leaving only three.

Nanzhi looked at the three people and asked about their living habits and even how often they took baths.

"What? I take a shower once every five days. It's too dirty. I don't like it. Men already stink. You haven't taken a shower for so long. It's such a hot day. You want to smoke me to death."

roll!

Also asked what do you like to eat?

What, I actually like to eat leeks, they have so many flavors, pass!

In the end, the steward of Prince Wu's Mansion brought more than ten people, and no one was left. His face looked very ugly.

Nanzhi sighed and said, "Uncle Wu is doing your best for me. It's a pity. He doesn't know my preference. Please return it to Uncle Wu for me. I'd better not send it to you in the future. I can find out what I like."

The butler was unwilling and went back. He cupped his hands and said, "The princess will tell the slave what she doesn't like. The slave will go back and tell the prince, and he will definitely find someone to like for the princess."

Nanzhi shook his head, his eyes blurred and full of yearning: "I don't know what I like. There are many standards, but you only know if you like someone when you see them."

"There is no standard for people you really like." Nanzhi looked sad.

housekeeper:……

He tried his best to smile. The princess just didn't want to accept the people sent by the palace, so she talked about these messy things.

"Okay, let's disperse."

Nanzhi turned around and entered the palace. The housekeeper gritted his teeth and left.

Some people also ran to measure the height line on the wall and found that there were not many people who could reach this height.

Especially those who do hard work are a bit hunched and even shorter.

However, a seed was planted in everyone's hearts invisibly. The eldest princess was really strict in choosing her face, and they were all good boys and girls!

If he can be chosen by the eldest princess as his face, he must be an excellent man.

The steward of Prince Wu's Mansion returned to the Prince's Mansion as quickly as possible and immediately reported this to Prince Wu.

After hearing this, King Wu touched his beard, frowned and said, "Don't you like any of them?"

"The eldest princess is raising her face in a big way, but she doesn't want any of the faces she sends."

Xiao Hengyi, who was sitting at the bottom, said: "Dad, I think the eldest princess may be recruiting talents."

"My son, what do you mean..."

"Why did the eldest princess suddenly..."

Xiao Hengyi is only fifteen years old. He is indeed a young man with a lot of heroic spirit, but his words are very smart and seasoned: "Perhaps, Your Majesty has already explained it to the eldest princess."

King Wu sneered, "My brother is really wishful thinking. I want a woman to become an emperor, and I don't care whether the people in the world agree or not."

King Wu failed to win over the Golden Emperor back then, and now he placed his hopes on his son.

Because of his actions, the entire royal family felt that his son was the best candidate for adoption.

Xiao Hengyi said: "Don't send gifts to the eldest princess's house. Send some servants. The servants will not attract attention."

"Besides, I think there may be something wrong with the five heads given by His Majesty. This is the most important thing."

King Wu nodded, "Yes, this matter must be clarified."

"Ah, the eldest princess is back. Hey, eldest princess, why didn't you bring a face in?"

Ji Lian saluted Nanzhi with a smile and a sinister and resentful tone.